David Icke's entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica!

[reggievandam]

:D LOL!!!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/David_Icke


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David "D.Icke" Icke (more like David Kike, amirite?) is a former English Soccer player (and the SON OF GOD) who according to him, later came into contact with an extra-dimensional being known to him as the Godhead. This being told him that reptilian beings who had broken out from another dimension were posing as world leaders in an effort to bring about a New World Order. These beings according to Icke are also controlling non-reptilian politicians through Jewish DNA. This brought Icke to come to the conclusion that JEWS DID WTC.

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:eek: :eek: :D

[chris_com283]

This made me laugh so hard that I've now got a headache. Ok I'm drunk, but I think the laughter may have something to do with it.:D

[reggievandam]

This made me laugh so hard that I've now got a headache. Ok I'm drunk, but I think the laughter may have something to do with it.:D


LOL!!! Pure Comedy GOLD! :D


From the same article...

It is said that David Icke came to this mystical revelation through taking LSD and watching too many re-runs of Sci-fi show V.

Icke is one of the few people known in society to have transformed from being a mundane into a complete nutbar in the public eye. Most nutbars were/are nutbars from birth/first attaining celebrity status. This change can also be attributed to the public perception of Michael Jackson who also hates Jews. Some people would say that David Icke is Batshit Insane. Others would say that he's a complete Fucktard. Whatever side of the debate you stand on, everyone agrees that Icke is a veritable Lulz Machine.

[chris_com283]

I just saw the Wikipedia article and it was pretty funny. Maybe I'm to drunk to realise real humor (well I'm certainltly too drunk to type), but it was quite amusing.

[chris_com283]

Watches to much V!? Well he does have quite an interesting opinion. He really does seem to read a lot about this stuff, so I wouldn't really class him as addicted to sci fi. Thing is I'm a sort skeptic and take I while to reallly digest information.

Though people really seem to be obsessed with his Jew theory. It's only part of the conspiracy. I think it's Carrol Krilgly (sp) who said it best, how when they see it as a communist plot, though it was only because they were dealing with communists to further their agenda. People think it's a Jewish plot, some think it's an athiest plot, some a capitalist plot. Though it only seems because they would deal with anyone to further their agenda. Quite funny really. Well I really should be getting some sleep now.