raptorialis
05-01-2009, 11:24 PM
It may not have escaped your notice but we will soon see a war in the middle east between US and Israel on one hand and Palestinians, Iran, Syria and Russia on the other.
Oh yes...........this nasty little cocktail is being mixed as we speak.
But there is hope to come, because 100 of the worlds top hackers have been hundled in a virtual bunker, (just east of here) - working anxiously on coming up with a solution.
What they have come up with is nothing short of genius.
Here is the essence of the report.
Problem: People fighting and killing each other over their right to occupy areas of sacred land.
Solution:
1. Drop bombs containing strong sleeping potions on all warring factions.
2. Round up all factions and whilst they are all under sedation:-
Murder everyone over the age of 20.
3. Then wake everyone else up
4. Tell the children that the adults nuked each other leaving only the mothers and children alive
- and wollllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A Brave new world - mature enough to accept living in peace.
Oh yes...........this nasty little cocktail is being mixed as we speak.
But there is hope to come, because 100 of the worlds top hackers have been hundled in a virtual bunker, (just east of here) - working anxiously on coming up with a solution.
What they have come up with is nothing short of genius.
Here is the essence of the report.
Problem: People fighting and killing each other over their right to occupy areas of sacred land.
Solution:
1. Drop bombs containing strong sleeping potions on all warring factions.
2. Round up all factions and whilst they are all under sedation:-
Murder everyone over the age of 20.
3. Then wake everyone else up
4. Tell the children that the adults nuked each other leaving only the mothers and children alive
- and wollllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A Brave new world - mature enough to accept living in peace.