Russell Brand talks about lies in the press

[steevo]

Btw this video is dated well before the answerphone incident. It's quite funny but also reveals the TOTAL lies that the mainstream newspapers put into print.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIzDmkdxVY

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIzDmkdxVY

[STARWALKER]

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lmao
Thanks steevo!

[bulltwister]

I do remember one "newspaper" referring to them both as comedians

[steevo]

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lmao
Thanks steevo!

Glad you enjoyed it starwalker :) I am watching the whole thing on dvd right now and he goes into more detail about the newspaper lies about him, it very funny :D but also it has a serious message...that the press are lying bastards (which we already knew).

[moonraven]

Oh my god, that was hilarious! I've never seen him before and I'm a fan already. :D

[resistance]

Yep, Russel brand was a liability to the lieing bastards at the BBC..why do yu think that had to get rid of him?

[dangermouse]

Wow nice post steevo , I never realized he was so funny, I only heard his interviews with david icke before . He definitely has a way with words doesn't he :D

[armoured_amazon]

Btw this video is dated well before the answerphone incident. It's quite funny but also reveals the TOTAL lies that the mainstream newspapers put into print.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIzDmkdxVY

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIzDmkdxVY

I like the last few seconds best. :)

[merlincove]

Was never a big fan of the guy, in all honesty. You can't really take anyone who models themselves on Jack Sparrow seriously, and maybe that is the point.

But that clip was prety funny, cheers.

I did find it interesting that a comedian chooses to use material from a newspaper article about him, though, reeks of self adoration - like there is nothing else better to have a laugh at out there than lies about me.

Or maybe i am missing the point.

Fair play to Russel though for putting the fact that the media can lie about anything into peoples minds, people who no doubt sit in their cosy realities thinking that the medi tells them the truth.

If i had a hat, i'd take it off for that alone.

Still not sold on him though :rolleyes:

[brainfreeze]

I like him. He's genius. But he has got shit taste in prostitutes, especially the one he use to visit for gang-bang parties in a Reading Tower block years back and wrote about in his book.

Though I like his humour and admire his intelligence, he needs a damn good scrub, I wouldn't go anywhere near him...eek!

[armoured_amazon]

Fair play to Russel though for putting the fact that the media can lie about anything into peoples minds, people who no doubt sit in their cosy realities thinking that the medi tells them the truth.

If i had a hat, i'd take it off for that alone.

Still not sold on him though :rolleyes:

+1

[whatistruth]

Russel brand is a positive force.

I happen to know for a fact he's fully aware of the NWO, 9/11, all of it. ;)

[armoured_amazon]

Russel brand is a positive force.

I happen to know for a fact he's fully aware of the NWO, 9/11, all of it. ;)

I happen to think while he's aware of it, he's fllexible on which side he chooses, for personal gain.

[question]

I happen to think while he's aware of it, he's fllexible on which side he chooses, for personal gain.

And the rest of the world :)

[armoured_amazon]

And the rest of the world :)

No.

[question]

Sorry I should of put, excluding the obvious ones.

Or the majority of the world. :)

[armoured_amazon]

Sorry I should of put, excluding the obvious ones.

Or the majority of the world. :)

Heh, I think obviously some people do but not all. Thankfully, there are still small groups of people with moral values. :)

[synergy777]

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=9838

An Adequate Way to Drive to Hell
Jeremy Clarkson – Sunday Times December 7, 2008

I was in Dublin last weekend, and had a very real sense I’d been invited to the last days of the Roman empire. As far as I could work out, everyone had a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a coat made from something that’s now extinct. And then there were the women. Wow. Not that long ago every girl on the Emerald Isle had a face the colour of straw and orange hair. Now it’s the other way around.

Everyone appeared to be drunk on naked hedonism. I’ve never seen so much jus being drizzled onto so many improbable things, none of which was potted herring. It was like Barcelona but with beer. And as I careered from bar to bar all I could think was: “Jesus. Can’t they see what’s coming?”

Ireland is tiny. Its population is smaller than New Zealand’s, so how could the Irish ever have generated the cash for so many trips to the hairdressers, so many lobsters and so many Rollers? And how, now, as they become the first country in Europe to go officially into recession, can they not see the financial meteorite coming? Why are they not all at home, singing mournful songs?

The Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6

It’s the same story on this side of the Irish Sea, of course. We’re all still plunging hither and thither, guzzling wine and wondering what preposterously expensive electronic toys the children will want to smash on Christmas morning this year. We can’t see the meteorite coming either.

I think mainly this is because the government is not telling us the truth. It’s painting Gordon Brown as a global economic messiah and fiddling about with Vat, pretending that the coming recession will be bad. But that it can deal with it.

I don’t think it can. I have spoken to a couple of pretty senior bankers in the past couple of weeks and their story is rather different. They don’t refer to the looming problems as being like 1992 or even 1929. They talk about a total financial meltdown. They talk about the End of Days.

Already we are seeing household names disappearing from the high street and with them will go the suppliers whose names have only ever been visible behind the grime on motorway vans. The job losses will mount. And mount. And mount. And as they climb, the bad debt will put even more pressure on the banks until every single one of them stutters and fails.

The European banks took one hell of a battering when things went wrong in America. Imagine, then, how life will be when the crisis arrives on this side of the Atlantic. Small wonder one City figure of my acquaintance ordered three safes for his London house just last week.

Of course, you may imagine the government will simply step in and nationalise everything, but to do that, it will have to borrow. And when every government is doing the same thing, there simply won’t be enough cash in the global pot. You can forget Iceland. From what I gather, Spain has had it. Along with Italy, Ireland and very possibly the UK.

It is impossible for someone who scored a U in his economics A-level to grapple with the consequences of all this but I’m told that in simple terms money will cease to function as a meaningful commodity. The binary dots and dashes that fuel the entire system will flicker and die. And without money there will be no business. No means of selling goods. No means of transporting them. No means of making them in the first place even. That’s why another friend of mine has recently sold his London house and bought somewhere in the country . . . with a kitchen garden.

These, as I see them, are the facts. Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we had only £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth. And that’s going to be a problem if you were living on the breadline beforehand.

Eventually, of course, the system will reboot itself, but for a while there will be absolute chaos: riots, lynchings, starvation. It’ll be a world without power or fuel, and with no fuel there’s no way the modern agricultural system can be maintained. Which means there will be no food either. You might like to stop and think about that for a while.

I have, and as a result I can see the day when I will have to shoot some of my neighbours - maybe even David Cameron - as we fight for the last bar of Fry’s Turkish Delight in the smoking ruin that was Chipping Norton’s post office.

I believe the government knows this is a distinct possibility and that it might happen next year, and there is absolutely nothing it can do to stop Cameron getting both barrels from my Beretta. But instead of telling us straight, it calls the crisis the “credit crunch” to make it sound like a breakfast cereal and asks Alistair Darling to smile and big up Gordon when he’s being interviewed.

I can’t say I blame it, really. If an enormous meteorite was heading our way and the authorities knew it couldn’t be stopped or diverted, why bother telling anyone? Best to let us soldier on in the dark until it all goes dark for real.

On a more cheery note, Vauxhall has stopped making the Vectra, that dreary, designed-in-a-coffee-break Eurobox that no one wanted. In its place stands the new Insignia, which has been voted European car of the year for 2009.

This award is made by motoring journalists across Europe, and, with the best will in the world, the Swedes do not want the same thing from a car as the Greeks. That’s why they almost always get it wrong. Past winners have been the Talbot Horizon and the Renault 9.

They’ve got the Insignia even more wrong than usual because the absolutely last thing anyone wants right now, and I’m including in the list consumption, a severed artery and a massive shark bite, is a four-door saloon car with a bargain-basement badge.

Oh it’s not a bad car. It’s extremely good-looking, it appears to be very well made, it is spacious and the prices are reasonable. But set against that are seats that are far too hard, the visibility - you can’t see the corners of the car from the driver’s chair - and the solid, inescapable fact that the Ford Mondeo is a more joyful thing to drive.

In the past, none of this would have mattered. Fleet managers would have bought 100 of whichever was the cheapest, and Jenkins from Pots, Pans and Pyrex would have had no say in the matter. Those days, however, are gone. The travelling salesman is now an internet address, and the mini MPV has bopped the traditional saloon on the head. I cannot think of the question in today’s climate to which the answer is “A Vauxhall Insignia”. And I’m surprised my colleagues on the car of the year jury didn’t notice this as well.

Then I keep remembering the Renault 9 and I’m not surprised at all.

I feel, I really do, for the bosses at GM who’ve laboured so hard to make this car. It’s way better than the Vectra. It looks as though they were bothered. But asking their dealerships to sell such a thing in today’s world is a bit like asking men in the first world war trenches to charge the enemy’s machinegun nests with spears.

Right now, there are two paths you can go down. You can either adopt the Irish attitude to the impending catastrophe and party like it’s 1999. In which case you are better off ignoring the Vauxhall and buying a 24ft Donzi speedboat instead.

Or you can actually start to make some sensible preparations for the complete breakdown in society. In which case you don’t want a Vauxhall either. Better to spend the money on a pair of shotguns and an allotment.

The Clarksometer
Vauxhall Insignia 2.8 V6 4x4 Elite Nav
ENGINE 2792cc, six cylinders
POWER 256bhp @ 5500rpm
TRANSMISSION 258 lb ft @ 1900rpm
FUEL 24.4mpg (combined)
CO2 272g/km
ACCELERATION 0-60mph: 6.7sec
TOP SPEED 155mph
PRICE £28,280
ROAD TAX BAND G (£400 a year)
RELEASE DATE On sale now

Clarkson’s Verdict Who cares? We’re all doomed anyway
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article5292547.ece
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i like russell brand, i watched his docu, the road trip about jack kerouac. russell is one the best comedians outthere right now.

also i like jeremy clarkson, he is also aware of the financial situation and the possible chaos that will follow.

also Rory Bremner talks about the new world order very openly, the bilderbergers and the neo cons. Rory Bremner is an absolute legend, inttelligent and witty. the fact is that not many people watch intelligent stuff and thus they don't have any clue on what really is going on.

thats why those who know whats going on are getting voacl and frustated about this ignorance, as its not conspiracy anymore, but reality.

the game has changed, its not a speculative matter, its a political & economic reality.

look at the us/fed dropping interest rates, why, its to crash the dollar, soon they will crash the pound by dropping our interest rates, why, the amero and euro thats why.

people should look at monetary policy, interest rates/money supply, and the effects it has on currency value/inflation.

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also in regards to opposing the nwo, what can one really do?

first its alters your whole mind set, you start seeing things for what they really are, its utterly destablising and changes your whole life eg ambitions, beliefs etc.

secondly everybody else thinks you are crazy, even though you have evidence eg political agendas, scripture, science etc

thus one then hopes for divine assistance/guidance, then one realises that divine assistance is just a delusion, a lie created to give us false hope/strength, and that in reality god doesn't really need us to function. if we die, if we live etc, what does this matter to him, he will exist no matter what.

thus one realises that he is a regular person, with regular powers, and has come to the point, where one cannot ignore this state of affairs, and yet paradoxically one cannot change this state of affairs. its this realisation that leaves one in a state of clarity.

this is the absurd paradox of life.

[truthseeker1980]

Right I have been trying to find out what Russells email address is, since the Manwell's slutty daughter crap, which the media shoved down our throats, to stop people noticing and questioning what Brown was doing with our taxes for the banks, which never had money in the first place.

He would be a great channel for the truth movement, to start waking more of the sheeple up to what is really going on.

Does anyone know his email addy?

I did a search on Google earlier and found Now magazine, send Russell an email thing, i asked:

I notice from your ramblings that you seem far more awake to the real deal than any other celeb.
I dont want to grill you, I want to expose the media with clever questions. So kind of a crap first question but, do you think the media used your story to stop people thinking about or questioning the illegal way the gov is using our taxes to bail out the banks who's money doesn't and never existed in the first place and to hide the real news about the staged economic melt down, which the illuminati dont want us to know about?
Because to be honest who really gives two sh#ts about a phone call to Manwell's slutty daughter?
I thought as soon as the story came out, they were using you as a scape goat and wanted to contact you, as something has to be done, you have quite a following of the un-awake people, you could wake up millions.
We need to act now before it's too late.

If anyone else wants to piss off NOW magazine and try and get Russell to take notice of and make public the wrong doings he is aware of, here is the link.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-profiles/russell-brand/grill/231510

[brainfreeze]

Right I have been trying to find out what Russells email address is, since the Manwell's slutty daughter crap, which the media shoved down our throats, to stop people noticing and questioning what Brown was doing with our taxes for the banks, which never had money in the first place.

He would be a great channel for the truth movement, to start waking more of the sheeple up to what is really going on.

Does anyone know his email addy?

I did a search on Google earlier and found Now magazine, send Russell an email thing, i asked:

I notice from your ramblings that you seem far more awake to the real deal than any other celeb.
I dont want to grill you, I want to expose the media with clever questions. So kind of a crap first question but, do you think the media used your story to stop people thinking about or questioning the illegal way the gov is using our taxes to bail out the banks who's money doesn't and never existed in the first place and to hide the real news about the staged economic melt down, which the illuminati dont want us to know about?
Because to be honest who really gives two sh#ts about a phone call to Manwell's slutty daughter?
I thought as soon as the story came out, they were using you as a scape goat and wanted to contact you, as something has to be done, you have quite a following of the un-awake people, you could wake up millions.
We need to act now before it's too late.

If anyone else wants to piss off NOW magazine and try and get Russell to take notice of and make public the wrong doings he is aware of, here is the link.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-profiles/russell-brand/grill/231510

You can always email him on myspace.

[moonraven]

I've been checking out a lot if his videos on Youtube since this thread started and he is most certainly awake. If you listen carefully to certain things that he drops in every now and then, it goes straight over the heads of most in the audience. I like what he did at the Royal Variety Performance for example.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z19Yfj2CqhU

I know he plays on the sex thing a lot but I take that with a grain of salt. I wouldn't try to have a relationship with someone so obviously promiscuous but I think he's a nice person. He's quite open about the fact he likes sex...He's not exactly hiding. He doesn't come across of the abusive type.

[Ian2day]

He's probably listened to the tapes from me being bugged. That Jonathon Ross, where has he vanished to? Is he on remand for 3 months or something? Its no coincidence that Ricky Javais stole his act from me. The Office was based in the office where I once worked. Just another in the long line of coincidences. Of course it is all just one great big coincidence. Hmmm its all beginning to sound like the official 9/11 explanation now. All the repeaters will be along now to blah blah blah or is that baa baa baa my points.

[hirschfelder]

I noticed Brand was in the People today. A paparazzo had managed to capture the moment when he gave a homeless man 500 quid

Of course, Brand knew nothing of the cameraperson's presence. It was just a fortunate coincidence that this random act of kindness was recorded by a tabloid photographer

[steevo]

I noticed Brand was in the People today. A paparazzo had managed to capture the moment when he gave a homeless man 500 quid

Of course, Brand knew nothing of the cameraperson's presence. It was just a fortunate coincidence that this random act of kindness was recorded by a tabloid photographer

Being caught on camera giving money to the poor is NOT such a bad thing actually.
I hope that MORE people get caught on camera giving money DIRECT to their fellow man UNCONDITIONALLY cos you never know, it might catch on :) Share what you have.

[hirschfelder]

Being caught on camera giving money to the poor is NOT such a bad thing actually.
I hope that MORE people get caught on camera giving money DIRECT to their fellow man UNCONDITIONALLY cos you never know, it might catch on :) Share what you have.

It obviously wasn't unconditional was it.

[steevo]

I've been checking out a lot if his videos on Youtube since this thread started and he is most certainly awake. If you listen carefully to certain things that he drops in every now and then, it goes straight over the heads of most in the audience. I like what he did at the Royal Variety Performance for example.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z19Yfj2CqhU

I know he plays on the sex thing a lot but I take that with a grain of salt. I wouldn't try to have a relationship with someone so obviously promiscuous but I think he's a nice person. He's quite open about the fact he likes sex...He's not exactly hiding. He doesn't come across of the abusive type.

I bet the queen wasnt very amused :D

[hirschfelder]

Do you think he'd have given a homeless person 500 pounds if the photographer wasn't there? Really?

Perhaps I SHOULD have EXPLAINED the story by RANDOMLY capitalizing certain WORDS

[steevo]

Do you think he'd have given a homeless person 500 pounds if the photographer wasn't there? Really?

Perhaps I SHOULD have EXPLAINED the story by RANDOMLY capitalizing certain WORDS

Have YOU ever given money away to the homeless ? People DO do it yer know. I do it. People dont just give money away cos there is a camera on them. Russell Brand probably is followed everywhere by paparazzi. And like I said, if he gives to his fellow man, then great. We should all be doing that.

[w1nstonsm1th84]

Just a reminder folks, no personal insults (we have removed several already from this thread); please stick to the Forum Guidelines (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/faq.php).

Thanks,

w1nstonsm1th84.

[tracker]

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lmao
Thanks steevo!

what ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^says pmsl typical news these days , all made up and made from crap .:D

[moonraven]

Have YOU ever given money away to the homeless ? People DO do it yer know. I do it. People dont just give money away cos there is a camera on them. Russell Brand probably is followed everywhere by paparazzi. And like I said, if he gives to his fellow man, then great. We should all be doing that.

I agree. Russell most certainly is being followed around in the US at the moment because he's had some high-profile tv/ film exposure lately. And isn't it a wonderful thing to hear something positive and giving? It's better than hearing about who he's supposedly shagged lately.

I think Russell's a good guy.

[brainfreeze]

Have YOU ever given money away to the homeless ? People DO do it yer know. I do it. People dont just give money away cos there is a camera on them. Russell Brand probably is followed everywhere by paparazzi. And like I said, if he gives to his fellow man, then great. We should all be doing that.

What was that US programme he did, following the route of some book?

Anyway, in that programme he even gave money to drug addicts and got into an arguement with a warden who was moving him on telling him not to give money to beggars because they'll only go buy drugs.

Good he said, they wont be mugging anyone up for their fix then!

[diamond dogs]

I found this pic interesting and was immediately drawn to the large heart above his waist on his back...he emits sensuality
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs231.snc1/7831_1204570364218_1527414535_826753_8308977_n.jpg

[taylor84]

I hate Russel Brand, he's intelligent no doubt about it but he's a degenerate scumbag.

The fact people like him, Pete Doherty, Lily (pondlife) Allen are considered role models is exactly what is wrong with todays society.

As for him talking about lies in the press, as if we all didnt know that anyway!!!

[rodin]

Russel brand is a positive force.

I happen to know for a fact he's fully aware of the NWO, 9/11, all of it. ;)

That's not enough

same goes for forum fave Robbie Williams

NWO, 9/11 << 'exposure' is IMO part of the plan

key word - revolution

[icarus]

i freak myself out sometimes

first time i heard russel brand i thought he'd get in trouble somewhere along the line

he gets stitched up with that silly phone call. his career suffers while that twat jonathon ross continues onwards and upwards.

what a fucking surprise to me

not

[steevo]

That's not enough

same goes for forum fave Robbie Williams

NWO, 9/11 << 'exposure' is IMO part of the plan

key word - revolution

The PTB want us to have a BLOODY revolution now. They know that their time is up unless they can get us all to kill each other.

They have glamorised money and status for SOOO long now that there are TONS of idiots who would kill their fellow man to get a piece of that. We let the PTB do what they wanted in the mainstream media, whilst we we kept ourselves entertained. We KNEW it was wrong, and we will pay the price now. If we want a better world then we are gonna have to MAKE IT HAPPEN.
You gotta spread the love NOW.

Is Russell Brand spreading the love ? I dont know. He is supposedly shagging that c*nt Kate Perry. It makes me wonder if Russell Brand is either DIRECTLY working for the PTB or indirectly. I would like to hear Russell Brands comments on Obama and socialism. Russell Brand is very well read (it would appear), so if he seems to not know the score NOW then I believe he is working for the dark side. He does some great comedy, and slags off people like Jack Straw for the war in Iraq. At the same time, he promotes heroin use (IMO), and books himself into a sex addiction clinic. I have read his book, and I have to say it was a very good read (but very sleazy), but it seems that he has no family values, and I think we need that right now. His single life seems so glamourous.

Like i said i wanna hear what he has to say about Obama and Socialism. If he dont slag that piece of shit off like he did with Bush then he is either working for the PTB or he is frightened (or both). If he is for Obama then Brand is a fake.

I used to like his comedy cos it could be uplifting (to me), but I find it hard to laugh at "comedy" if it is spoken by a person who is pro-NWO.

But I will NOT write Russell Brand off just yet, UNTIL I hear more from him. And it aint a disaster for me if Brand is Pro-NWO. We ALL have to sort this problem out OURSELVES. But Obviously if Brand wants to help his fellow man to be FREE, then obviously I would welcome it.

[rodin]

Yep Steevo your pessimism is warranted

[steevo]

Yep Steevo your pessimism is warranted

I'm not pessimistic about how this is ALL gonna pan out. It will end up with freedom. Some may "die" along the way but my goal is for all of humanity to REALISE freedom. If I can experience that in THIS lifetime, then that will be a big bonus for me :). In the meantime, I will enjoy living in LOVE now.

[rodin]

I'm not pessimistic about how this is ALL gonna pan out. It will end up with freedom. Some may "die" along the way but my goal is for all of humanity to REALISE freedom. If I can experience that in THIS lifetime, then that will be a big bonus for me :). In the meantime, I will enjoy living in LOVE now.

about Brand's integrity I mean :)

[chrysoprase]

Russell Brand is pro-Obama. He urged people to vote for him and continues to be supportive of him.

His giddy hosting of this years MTV video music awards (which many think was a satanic ritual of sorts) and his shout-out to Obama, made me think he is a gleeful and willing participant of the NWO.

If you didn't see or hear about the show; it included a prayer to satan, simulation of blood sacrifice, and lots of strange behaviour - with Russell acting as ringleader.

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/russell-brand-mtv_dl.jpg

I don't trust him.

[jonny78]

Russell Brand is pro-Obama. He urged people to vote for him and continues to be supportive of him.

His giddy hosting of this years MTV video music awards (which many think was a satanic ritual of sorts) and his shout-out to Obama, made me think he is a gleeful and willing participant of the NWO.

If you didn't see or hear about the show; it included a prayer to satan, simulation of blood sacrifice, and lots of strange behaviour - with Russell acting as ringleader.

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/russell-brand-mtv_dl.jpg

I don't trust him.

I was just about to mention this myself.

There seems to be two different sides to this guy. I need more to go on before I come to a decision about him.

Should be careful what you believe on television anyway...

[reflectioneternal]

Was never a big fan of the guy, in all honesty. You can't really take anyone who models themselves on Jack Sparrow seriously, and maybe that is the point.

But that clip was prety funny, cheers.

I did find it interesting that a comedian chooses to use material from a newspaper article about him, though, reeks of self adoration - like there is nothing else better to have a laugh at out there than lies about me.

Or maybe i am missing the point.

Fair play to Russel though for putting the fact that the media can lie about anything into peoples minds, people who no doubt sit in their cosy realities thinking that the medi tells them the truth.

If i had a hat, i'd take it off for that alone.

Still not sold on him though :rolleyes:

This crossed my mind for a split moment but in reality I think it would not only be quite natural (particularly given the circumstance) but also a way of directly proving his message, that the media are liars.

[armoured_amazon]

Russell Brand is pro-Obama. He urged people to vote for him and continues to be supportive of him.

His giddy hosting of this years MTV video music awards (which many think was a satanic ritual of sorts) and his shout-out to Obama, made me think he is a gleeful and willing participant of the NWO.

If you didn't see or hear about the show; it included a prayer to satan, simulation of blood sacrifice, and lots of strange behaviour - with Russell acting as ringleader.

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/russell-brand-mtv_dl.jpg

I don't trust him.

Me neither.

[Ian2day]

I was in the petrol station, the night that Russell Brand got arrested for shoplifting porn!