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the festival spirit
05-06-2007, 04:23 AM
OK this is how it was, (names changed)



ME: hullo tim, I still have your books

Friend: Hi, Its jenny tims daughter he's not in at the moment

ME: hello jenny thanks for answering, will he be back soon, he could see
this if he was, maybe you can ask your mum to tell him I have his books still,

Friend: Wat books have you borrowed

ME: I have borrowed, hold on
ME: I borrowed, Learning Disability, a social approach. and The polotics
of mental handicap, what a good question to ask me, thank you, I can tell a
lot about people from the books they read, I can also tell a lot about people
from the questions they ask.
ME: politics

Friend: Ok.
Friend: Ok my mum is making my tea though i will tell him that you still
have his books Shaun

ME: thank you very much jenny, I'd like him some and get them soon,
before they get damaged. thank you very much.
ME: sorry some was meant to be come and get them, but you knew
that anyway ;) bye jenny




ME: lol ok can I ask another question please? and then I must go?

Friend: Ok.

ME: how old are you jenny.
ME: because you are very wise

Friend: Hold on.

ME: ask mum first if you can answer that, you dont need to answer it

Friend: I'm not allowed to give my age out sorry but i know i'm wise...Are you a robot

ME: no I am not a robot at all, I am free, (and also a human, whatever that means)
thank you for the correct answer to the question... that tells me you are quite young also,
maybe we met before fishing. ok I think I should go now.

Friend: Why? Is your tea ready ?

ME: lol no it isnt, I feel I must go because me, an old bloke, is wary of talking to young
girls on the internet, I think you might have been warned about that before..... maybe your
dad could work out how to get your own account on msn.

Friend: I have my own msn account already

ME: what a brilliant conversation.
ME: show this to your mum please.

Friend: And my mum is in the other room and she knows im talking to you
Friend: !!

ME: well that is cool then.

Friend: Ok.

ME: is no one else on line?

Friend: Nope

ME: I thought so.
ME: did you really mean nope?

Friend: It's ok.
Friend: Yes i meant no actually sorry i was talking in slang ! Because i was
just talking to my friend dizzy




ME: oh sorry I didnt see your next msg
ME: lol ok I will let you go and talk to dizzy some more then,

Friend: Ok
Friend: She has gone offline :(

ME: thank you, ask your mum if i can tell my friends about this
conversation........ please make her see it!


Friend: Ok.
Friend: BYE!

ME: ok bye jenny
ME: superb kid!
ME: well done tim
ME: ooops and mum

ashyr
05-06-2007, 05:34 AM
i dont know how to respond to that. but ok.

roxanna222
05-06-2007, 05:37 AM
i dont either weird

bigus_dickus
05-06-2007, 07:18 AM
Friend: I'm not allowed to give my age out sorry but i know i'm wise...Are you a robot

ME: no I am not a robot at all, I am free, (and also a human, whatever that means)
thank you for the correct answer to the question... that tells me you are quite young also,
maybe we met before fishing. ok I think I should go now.

Friend: Why? Is your tea ready ?

hehe :D

the festival spirit
05-06-2007, 01:58 PM
hehe :D

Well done big one, you have vision

abraxas
06-06-2007, 03:59 AM
Sounds like a good old fashioned case of pedophilia to me :cool:

the festival spirit
06-06-2007, 04:29 AM
well some ten year olds have more brains than some forum posters, thank the universe for that! at least

pollock
06-06-2007, 05:32 AM
well some ten year olds have more brains than some forum posters, thank the universe for that! at least

Yes there's some hope for the future!

F:)

Anders Lindman
06-06-2007, 06:11 AM
In the non-integral mind, thoughts about sex and death are entangled. Pedophilia is a conscious and subconscious conflicting attempt to keep the sex while running away from death. The failure to integrate thoughts about sex and death in one's mind leads to pathologies such as pedophilia.

Carl Jung Jr. :o

Anders Lindman
06-06-2007, 03:20 PM
In the non-integral mind, thoughts about sex and death are entangled. Pedophilia is a conscious and subconscious conflicting attempt to keep the sex while running away from death. The failure to integrate thoughts about sex and death in one's mind leads to pathologies such as pedophilia.

Carl Jung Jr. :o

This idea I wrote about in the quote above was only a half-joke, and that was perchance a bit crude, but I think we can at least see that sex is directly related to death. The way nature overcomes death, is, in the case of humans by..........sex! That's why thoughts about sex are, on a subconscious level, VERY entangled with thoughts about death.