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stemcg1983
05-12-2008, 03:03 PM
i have had this for over a week know and its doing my head in, i am not one who normally gets this sort of thing, only had it once before.

anyway how long does it normally last, i have been using cream but its not getting better,

i dont fancy going to the doctor's and getting my todger out.

any advice????

i have just realised why am i writing this on here

size_of_light
05-12-2008, 03:17 PM
...I could end up looking like a monumental dick here, but isn't it only girlies who get thrush? :eek:

stemcg1983
05-12-2008, 03:23 PM
...I could end up looking like a monumental dick here, but isn't it only girlies who get thrush? :eek:

nah i dont think so mate, although i am just going off what my bird said,

1 up the bum, no harm done

size_of_light
05-12-2008, 03:26 PM
nah i dont think so mate, although i am just going off what my bird said,


I've fallen for that before, which is why I asked.

Forgodssake don't listen to your bird, check wikipedia man!

stemcg1983
05-12-2008, 03:28 PM
I've fallen for that before, which is why I asked.

Forgodssake don't listen to your bird, check wikipedia man!

you know what your right

dikipedia here i come (not literary)

2013
05-12-2008, 03:30 PM
Live yoghurt is supposed to be a good remedy . google it and see.An episode of birds fo a feather had Pauline quirk go the doctors with it and ask what he could recommend he said live yoghurt.She replied Straight up , meaning really ? he without looking up said yes meaning literally . so give it a go , just make sure the doors is locked before you go dipping it into the pot could look well dodgey and be hard to explain away :eek:

stemcg1983
05-12-2008, 03:36 PM
Live yoghurt is supposed to be a good remedy . google it and see.An episode of birds fo a feather had Pauline quirk go the doctors with it and ask what he could recommend he said live yoghurt.She replied Straight up , meaning really ? he without looking up said yes meaning literally . so give it a go , just make sure the doors is locked before you go dipping it into the pot could look well dodgey and be hard to explain away :eek:

lol

i dont have any yogurt is nutella ok

clozaril
05-12-2008, 04:15 PM
get some canesten cream pretty cheap £2 a tube apply to the bellend

so i've been told !

2013
05-12-2008, 04:18 PM
lol

i dont have any yogurt is nutella ok

Nutella would do a couple of things but shave your sac first could get into a sticky situation :eek::o plus use bicycle clips to prevent squirrel attack !

2013
05-12-2008, 04:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_from_U.N.C.L.E.
Illya Kuryakin Napoleon Solo are good at combating THRUSH according to 60's TV program , but dont mention uncle in connection with thrush again could be misconstrued , who could of been a character in aforementioned series actually ! :D

gee1
05-12-2008, 04:35 PM
Canesten Oral Fluconazole Capsule is what ya need, works a treat.. cost is about a fiver and you can buy it online for delivery if you dont want to go to the chemist.

beldazar
05-12-2008, 06:08 PM
Nope! I would go with 2012! Natural yoghurt is the way to go, straight up! :D

No chemicals or shit. Dont make the very silly mistake I did and wash, wash, wash, with a deodorant soap thinking it would help..........OUCH! :o:D