Breaking news on BBC

[entrangermercenary]

John sergeant leaves strictly come dancing

Are they FUCKING mad, how is that breaking news pmsl.Just as well I havnt got a licence I would be really mad then.

[kiwimaj]

John sergeant leaves strictly come dancing

Are they FUCKING mad, how is that breaking news pmsl.Just as well I havnt got a licence I would be really mad then.

..LOL..just been reading about that...SHOCKING NEWS INDEED...IT'S A CONSPIRACY..He was gotten rid of, he didn't resign...stinks of a cover -up..darn BBC,,,shinanigans...AGAIN...:eek:

[rhydra]

He's been bullied.

[onlycrazy]

Monday, 17 November 2008Mandelson 'envious' of Sergeant


John Sergeant's run on Strictly Come Dancing has been met with envy from Business Secretary Lord Mandelson.
Mandelson 'envious' of Sergeant
http://estb.msn.com/i/DD/36EF9E429C7C94770176FE99C4C15.jpg
pa.press.net

John Sergeant's run on Strictly Come Dancing has been met with envy from Business Secretary Lord Mandelson.
Lord Mandelson told BBC Breakfast that he "would love to be asked" to fill John's shoes on the show, adding: "I was cheering for John Sergeant on Saturday and I have to say watching with a degree of envy."
Asked if he would like to take part himself he replied: "It would be nice to be asked".
He would only smile and chuckle as surprised presenters asked if he would rule out appearing on the show.
John made it through to the next round of the show at the weekend on a wave of support from the public vote despite coming bottom of the score table.
The show's judges have been less than complimentary about his performances but a string of fan groups have sprung up across Facebook in tribute to the political journalist's efforts, one dubbed: "We only vote for John Sergeant to annoy Craig (Revel Horwood, one of the judges)."

[bulltwister]

just heard this on the "news". I remember this programme from years ago as something for pensioners........just goes to show the BBC can hype up any old junk to engage the masses. A few months ago, I was the only person in my family who knew who John Sergeant was....What makes me madder is the BBC "have your say" complaints section requires a membership login before any comments are allowed.......probably linked to the tv licensing department.....:mad:

[oddblock]

"Breaking News! The news YOU NEED to hear otherwise you'll start looking into important issues about how screwed the world is. But hey, we know how to gloss over the issues!!"

... sorry :mad:

Fuck the beeb.

[belfast atheist]

bring back HONG KONG FOOEY

[alzee]

bring back HONG KONG FOOEY

Number one super guy!!!

[keithm]

breakig(fucking)news,

this is just an, in your face piss take by the bbc to all licence fee payers.

excuse my language but this is really starting to annoy me.

[entrangermercenary]

bring back HONG KONG FOOEY

More of a Top cat guy myself.Maybe it was a subliminal plot by the illuminati to get me intrested in pussy at a early age :o

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vUvPRnjMd1EJ::www.tvweek.com/images/random/topcat2.jpg

[kittytia]

i dont watch the show hows can this be breaking news

[danster82]

yes they are, Fucking Mad

[kittytia]

why dont they take the show off tv then the bbc would have breaking no news lol

[talulah]

bring back HONG KONG FOOEY

Too right!What was the name of his sidekick?it was the cat?:)

[ennui]

Too right!What was the name of his sidekick?it was the cat?:)

Was it Spot? Although he appears to be stripy.:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfeAqlYv2wQ

[bicycle]

SIR David Attenborough said 'fuck this' last night after Strictly Come Dancing became the most popular television programme in the world.


The veteran documentary maker slumped in his chair with his head in his hands, sobbing quietly before walking to the lavatory and throwing up for half an hour.

Sir David added: "We spent four years developing a camera we could put inside a hummingbird's egg so you could actually witness the development of those amazing wings.

"We then waited for the bird to hatch and grow and then filmed it at such close range you could see the expression on its face.

"But no, you're right. How tedious. If only we'd trained the little fucker to dance."

The BBC has now sold the 'Strictly' format to 34 countries, occasionally throwing-in a free VHS video of Life on Earth.

A spokesman said: "The groundbreaking thing about Strictly Come Dancing is that we take people you would not normally associate with dancing and then we film them dancing.

"Often we do have to remind the viewer who the celebrity is so they realise the celebrity would not normally be dancing. But then we can say 'wow, look at that bloke off the news - he's dancing!'"

Sir David said: "Fuck, and I might add, this."

[apekteina lordosis]

SIR David Attenborough said 'fuck this' last night after Strictly Come Dancing became the most popular television programme in the world.


The veteran documentary maker slumped in his chair with his head in his hands, sobbing quietly before walking to the lavatory and throwing up for half an hour.

Sir David added: "We spent four years developing a camera we could put inside a hummingbird's egg so you could actually witness the development of those amazing wings.

"We then waited for the bird to hatch and grow and then filmed it at such close range you could see the expression on its face.

"But no, you're right. How tedious. If only we'd trained the little fucker to dance."

The BBC has now sold the 'Strictly' format to 34 countries, occasionally throwing-in a free VHS video of Life on Earth.

A spokesman said: "The groundbreaking thing about Strictly Come Dancing is that we take people you would not normally associate with dancing and then we film them dancing.

"Often we do have to remind the viewer who the celebrity is so they realise the celebrity would not normally be dancing. But then we can say 'wow, look at that bloke off the news - he's dancing!'"

Sir David said: "Fuck, and I might add, this."

:D quality

[mushroombot]

breakig(fucking)news,

this is just an, in your face piss take by the bbc to all licence fee payers.

excuse my language but this is really starting to annoy me.

Vote with your feet - don't get a licence. There isn't much - if anything to give up really, only loads to gain. The trouble is, the good lady may have other ideas?

[bendelapidate]

It's a distraction. Just like tonights TV schedule. We were treated to "Britian Inside Out" which focussed on wrong-doing of small-time crooks. This was obviously to divert attention from the big-time crooks in the city of london and elsewhere.

[schaff]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=x3r0DxYDoJk&feature=related :D:D

[mushroombot]

Excellent - made me jump lol! I know someone who threw theirs through the living room window. They were going through a bit of a time as well, the TV was the straw that broke the camels back.

[brainstormer]

I don't know why anyone cares so much about TV.

Are your lives so boring that you feel the need for one? :confused:

[kiwimaj]

The BBC has now sold the 'Strictly' format to 34 countries, occasionally throwing-in a free VHS video of Life on Earth.

In NZ it is called..."dancing with the stars..." some there are EVEN MORE brainwashed with the TV there than here...and that is SAYING alot !!

:D

[kiwimaj]

John sergeant leaves strictly come dancing

Are they FUCKING mad, how is that breaking news pmsl.Just as well I havnt got a licence I would be really mad then.

..and all those fools (people...oops..) that rang in and spent their hard earned dosh to vote for Mr Sargeant..he should be ASHAMED of himself...AND SO SHOULD THE BBC..if someone rings in, voting to keep someone in...and then that person "quits"...do all those that voted for Mr Sargeant...get their money back??????????????????????

:mad:

[clozaril]

i think charlie brooker summed it up nicely last night


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00fpwb4/b00fpvtd/Charlie_Brookers_Screenwipe_Series_4_Episode_1/

[vera susa]

So why is how
RICH & FAMOUS people LOOK,
"WORLD BREAKING NEWS"?

WE know, don't we!

THE NEWS BEHIND THE NEWS
tintin
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11956&page=950

E.G.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6359118,00.jpg

http://www.styletots.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/windowslivewritergetsuricruisesladybugshoesthatopr ahliked-8221suri-cruise-lady-bug-shoes-thumb.jpg

US =
BUTCHER COLOURS
&
EMPTY SHOES
= DEATH

AUSTRALIA = ALIVE


World Breaking News

Jackman named 'sexiest man alive'

NEWS.com.au

November 20, 2008 05:15am

AUSTRALIA'S Hugh Jackman
has been named the
Sexiest Man Alive
by People magazine.

"You can't go wrong with Jackman," People correspondent Michelle Beadle told CBS after revealing the selection.

"He's Australian, first of all. He's adorable. He's got one of the best bodies ever.

"And he's a family man. We all love that.

"He's not on the party scene. He loves his kids, he loves his wife. He likes to stay home and make pancakes. He's almost too perfect!"

Jackman and his wife of 12-plus years
Deborra-Lee Furness,
are "a very romantic couple", Beadle said.

They have two children - Oscar, 8 and Ava, 6.

When asked what his wife's response was to him being named sexiest man alive, Jackman told the magazine: "God bless her, she said, 'I could've told them that years ago!' And then she said, 'Obviously, Brad (Pitt) wasn't available this year'. And I said, 'That was a joke, right?'", DPA reported.

DPA said the magazine described Jackman as
"a hard body with a soft centre".
Related Coverage

*40 in 2008NEWS.com.au
* Checkpoint CharlizeHerald Sun, 3 Jul 2008
* TV Highlights March 2 - 8Perth Now, 29 Feb 2008
* Best and worst of year in moviesCourier Mail, 29 Dec 2007
* The accidental heroThe Australian, 3 May 2008
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24679100-23109,00.html

Jackman, 40, is currently starring in
Baz Luhrmann's film, Australia,
which premiered in Sydney on Tuesday.
Other big names in the list of 16 sexiest men were
James Bond actor Daniel Craig,
Hairspray actor Zac Efron,
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps,
actor Javier Bardem,
Chinese pianist Lang Lang
and football star
David Beckham, DPA reported.


Adoption paid off but
the wait was too long
St George & Sutherland Shire Leader,
Australia - 1 hour ago
It is championed by
Deborra-Lee Furness,
who's an NAAW spokeswoman
and adoptive mother,
and wife of Australian actor Hugh Jackman.
Ms Furness called for the ...
http://stgeorge.yourguide.com.au/news/local/news/general/adoption-paid-off-but-the-wait-was-too-long/1364873.aspx
http://stgeorge.yourguide.com.au/multimedia/images/large/404542.jpg
Family ties:
Kerry and Ken Wark said they were lucky
to have their three adopted children
Kaiden, 5, Kameeka, 2, and Kiara, 7.
Pictures: Elliot Housego
= GO HOME ... to OZ!


WE know, don't we!]Here at....

THE NEWS BEHIND THE NEWS
tintin
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11956&page=950

[red_ram]

John sergeant leaves strictly come dancing

Are they FUCKING mad, how is that breaking news pmsl.Just as well I havnt got a licence I would be really mad then.

It's not quite as depressing as "WAR WITH IRAN DECLARED!".

[lewi]

Whos left the what now ???????

:confused::confused::confused::confused:

[psych641]

This is one of those pivatal moments, in 20 years time people will say do you remember what you were doing when you found out John Sargeant quite strictly?

I completely ignored 9-11 at the time - turned the TV off and dismissed it. ill not make the same mistake this time round!