Americas buys all that change bullshit

[who elsie]

'Change... Yeah... Sure'

BARACK Obama swept to victory last night as millions of Americans lapped up all that bullshit about change.

The Illinois senator made history as the first black American to become President and the 44th man to win the office with a lot of vague platitudes and an army of creepy spin doctors.

He told a crowd of 250,000 supporters in his home city of Chicago: "Remember, change is something that happens in the middle of the night when we're all fast asleep and very often the next morning no-one can tell that anything has actually changed.

"I promised you change you can believe in, I did not promise you change you can actually see."

He added: "You believe in Jesus don't you? Right, but have you ever seen Jesus? Exactly. Just making sure we're all on the same page."

Mr Obama said he would bring about change by working closely with the vast and terrifying multi-national corporations that had funded his campaign and pledged to end the war in Iraq in order to create a much bigger war in Afghanistan.

"But instead of some middle-aged white guy doing it, it'll be me and I'm half-Kenyan. D'you see?"

Bill McKay, a college student from Denver, said: "I can't believe I now live in a country where an African American can be elected to the presidency after spending just $600 million on advertising."

He added: "Give me a hug!"

Meanwhile, in the UK, thousands of people talked about staying up all night to watch the drama unfold, but then didn't.

Martin Bishop, from Oxford, said: "I was going to follow the coverage and have the significance of every result explained to me by Lord Dimbleby but then, at the last minute, I decided to go to bed because I don't care."

Denys Hatton, from Guildford, added: "If your life is such that you're placing all your hopes in a politician, then may I humbly suggest you get yourself a crate of superlager and a cardboard box and stop wasting everyone's time."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-buys-all-that-change-bullshit-200811051377/

Just about sums it up really! :)

[armoured_amazon]

Meanwhile, in the UK, thousands of people talked about staying up all night to watch the drama unfold, but then didn't.

Martin Bishop, from Oxford, said: "I was going to follow the coverage and have the significance of every result explained to me by Lord Dimbleby but then, at the last minute, I decided to go to bed because I don't care."

Denys Hatton, from Guildford, added: "If your life is such that you're placing all your hopes in a politician, then may I humbly suggest you get yourself a crate of superlager and a cardboard box and stop wasting everyone's time."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-buys-all-that-change-bullshit-200811051377/

Just about sums it up really! :)

LOL God bless the United States of Britannia! Apathy rules :D

[ownedtbh]

just like my family and grandmother the worse.

she said she was made up that he won. i told her he was just a puppet and she tuts and nods her head. i said he wont change nothing you watch.

pisses me off shes so lost its true what they say about people being so far gone. cant see anything outside that box shes watches 10+ hours a day.

:mad:

[emerald]

It would be better if this "black american president"/Obama madness will stop, coz we've fed this shit enuff energy. On the other hand, let the blind rejoice, there will come the moment when the wolf will take off his sheep wool and that's the great show...

[cheesedanish]

It would be better if this "black american president"/Obama madness will stop, coz we've fed this shit enuff energy. On the other hand, let the blind rejoice, there will come the moment when the wolf will take off his sheep wool and that's the great show...

Damn straight ! All I hear on news today is black this and black that -
must have heard it 20 times on a news bulletin! Ok we get it!

[cheesedanish]

just like my family and grandmother the worse.

she said she was made up that he won. i told her he was just a puppet and she tuts and nods her head. i said he wont change nothing you watch.

pisses me off shes so lost its true what they say about people being so far gone. cant see anything outside that box shes watches 10+ hours a day.

:mad:

Your Nan sounds sweet ... Lolz! What does watch? News?

[duckingdafta]

A true American victory?... that'll be why the whole of Kenya are celebrating then!< :confused: > now.. make room for Arnie :eek:

[quetzalcoatl]

Tis the End of the World !!! :eek: as we know it..

Surely he can't fuck up worse than Bush.. Supose any 'change' would be a vast improvement.

Waiting for the anti to be upped with cracker ass cracker skin-head threats.. :rolleyes:

[armoured_amazon]

let the blind rejoice, there will come the moment when the wolf will take off his sheep wool and that's the great show...

You're terrible :D

Surely he can't fuck up worse than Bush.

rofl

[checkmate]

I agree anyone would be better than the Bush dynasty. I think people in the US (most of them anyway) know that the president doesn't alter the real problems, with the exception of making them worse.

I just hope he picks people to surround himself with that have a brain, unlike the Bush criminals. Any change must come from the people and with all the hate mongering and division of the country it looks like a long haul.

[and justice for all]

http://lawbb.net/images/uploads/ObamaPageOne480.jpg

http://www.foliomag.com/files/images/rolling_stone_obama.jpg

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:rolleyes:

[jesta_g]

anyone spoke of this?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q06owuyTa4Q

im not sure who the man is who is speaking before he news clip but he mentions major attacks in january and Obama havin to face some tough decisions.

check the scenery for President Medvedev. all white, pillars on either side ... looks fairly symbolic to me.

Bush still has power until january, do y'all feel there could be an "attack" that will push forward martial law and keep Bush in place? sounds all a bit to dramatic but there is something that is going come of all this.

[dedicate]

Turn off the T.V. Investigate alligations of collusion between Media, Banking, and Governments to form the Slave State World -- and one will note:-- These elections are part of one big mind screw on you.

[realfake]

just like my family and grandmother the worse.

she said she was made up that he won. i told her he was just a puppet and she tuts and nods her head. i said he wont change nothing you watch.

pisses me off shes so lost its true what they say about people being so far gone. cant see anything outside that box shes watches 10+ hours a day.

I know exactly what you mean. Most of my family/close friends have been engrossed with this presidential charade. Obama could have announced that Mr. T was going to be the new Secretary Of Defence and i still don't think they would have batted an eyelid.

It boils my p*ss.. :mad::D

[dedicate]

You can't do anything with people who watch T.V for 2 hours a day. It is a proven and diabolical Mind Control Machine. There is no doubt that TV is infecting our minds with disinformation, misinformaton and hypnotic suggestions. That is why we are doomed. The T.V. has been used to destroy the persons ability to think for themselves, while believing they have their own mind. Nothing you can do for these people. Nothing.

Like a person hooked on Opium. Nothing you can do for them, until they get off the dope.

[skyline]

you have to hand it to them they are very good at what they do,then again they have been perfecting this for so long.I wonder what they make of us lot.

Makes me want to find a corner of the world and say fuck it I am going to live in a cave

[voodoo]

you have to hand it to them they are very good at what they do,then again they have been perfecting this for so long.I wonder what they make of us lot.

Makes me want to find a corner of the world and say fuck it I am going to live in a cave

You would never survive.

[largejack]

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[largejack]

You would never survive.

I think they were speaking metaphorically:rolleyes:

[twistedconcept]

People are total suckers!!!! They drive me mad :mad: WHY WHY WHY!!!!?????

We are fucked to put it bluntly, we're all going down with the rest of the sheeple now. When you see what transpired last night, there is no way we are going to wake up before 2312 let alone 2012? People worship this man, they'll rejoice their own slavery to him!

What have Alex Jones and David Icke achieved when the Illuminati can just kick the right kind of person into the arena, a little bit of bullshit from the media, and the next minute they're all worshipping him. The same press who laughed and ridiculed icke over such comments have the nerve to call this Obama the Messiah?

Exactly.

[checkmate]

Well if you really make your own reality I guess you are.

[endlessvista]

The amazing thing is that most of the same Americans who all have their bottom lips trembling Oprah-audience style this morning, would of been the same people who 4 years ago catipulted George Bush to the status of most popular president in US history. This is how fickle this stuff is.

And it is unfair to pick on Americans cos there are loads of Irish here swallowing this bullshit as well and it is not even our election which makes it double weird.

I was flicking between the US election coverage between RTE, SKY and BBC last night and it was incredible to see these journalist in what can only be described as some manic state or heighten religious fevor. There was one lunatic on BBC I was have expecting him to fall to his knees and scream "Glory Be!" or some shit.

But we all know journalist are morons with addictive personality disorder, but they can be extra entertaining at times like this.

[who elsie]

http://www.davidicke.com/images/stories/November08/deesvote.jpg

[mikey mikey]

Oh yes. Sell me dreamcatchers feng-shui and "energy" and you are sooooo not gullible.

Hey vibrate this on a higher vibration! But don't wear out the batteries!

[red_ram]

Yes, but...

1) We will no longr have to abide Sarah Palin's smug grin.
2) It doesn't really matter whether America buys that change bullshit or not; the end result will be the same.

[_invisibleplane_]

The Rothschild were funding Hilary and McCain, but not Obama - anyone have a theory as to that? He has called out the oil companies numerous times as well and how we have to stop relying on them...we'll see how serious he is about change in that department but that can't be a bad thing. It makes me think that maybe, just maybe, he has some humanity in him.

[realreality]

I doubt Russia will do anything. They backed down almost immediatly after America got involved with the whole Georgia issue.

A report by the Telegraph indicated that Russia suspect secret American plans regarding there oil production. Are Russia somewhat clued up to the Illuminati ?

According to the Wikipedia entry " List of Bilderber attendees Russia has only had two people from there state attend. They are:


* Anatoly Chubais (1998), Russian politician
* Grigory Alexeyevich Yavlinsky (2004), Russian politician


Two Russian politicians ? No Russian oil barons ....

That is slightly odd in my own oppinion. Bilderberg is for some of the most Powerfull people in the world and we all know the Russian oil production reaps huge profit and the companies are oil Giants.

[quetzalcoatl]

anyone spoke of this?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q06owuyTa4Q

My God.. News to me.. Is this genuine?

im not sure who the man is who is speaking before he news clip but he mentions major attacks in january and Obama havin to face some tough decisions.

check the scenery for President Medvedev. all white, pillars on either side ... looks fairly symbolic to me.

Bush still has power until january, do y'all feel there could be an "attack" that will push forward martial law and keep Bush in place? sounds all a bit to dramatic but there is something that is going come of all this.

If something happens before Jan I dunno where that leaves Obama.. Maybe US is 'safer' under marshal law (does this not hand power over to the military?).. Damned if ya do.. damned if ya don't.. :rolleyes:

Bet they're all buddies behind the scene.. More manipulation of 'cause' for sacrifices.. http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x309/Plumed_Serpent/sick.gif

This shit can't go on! :mad:

[endlessvista]

sums it up

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S7OUlm-H6KI&feature=related

[father ted]

Yeah, they buy all that bullshit, this is a slick move by the illuminati and it will help imrove america's image, especially that thing about obama being muslim and his name being hussein. You couldn't make this shit up.

Oh, and by the way, he's not fully black, in fact he's probably got more white in him than any other race. Hamilton isn't 100% black either- yeah I know, if they walk down a street they are going to be called black etc. and what a coincidence that they both came first, both came out of nowhere last year, before that no one knew who they were. They can sure drag anyone out of the woodwork if they want, but a good move I have to admit.

I don't think illuminati would ever chose a 100% black for president not that it matters.