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celtic isis
21-10-2008, 11:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LNHkbTExw

lookfar just for you! :):D

serenevasaline
21-10-2008, 12:19 PM
Lol, me and my sister found ths the night before last, how wierd. lol.

We were looking at turtle sex:D, curiosity led to this, the to dolphin birth which is pretty amazing btw if you search it on you tube.

The vid makes me laugh coz the dolphin has no idea what he is doing. lol. He thinks everyone is just havin a laugh.

seriously, how cute are dolphins though? they are amazing!

jvx19
21-10-2008, 12:24 PM
http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=7gB3Czv0vbw


http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=jjda48IVhmw&feature=related

serenevasaline
21-10-2008, 01:14 PM
haha.

that top one completly ruins the cutesy image of a kitty dosnt it. lol. uurgh. what a pervy kitty:D

I once seen a dog yankin his plank.
There were about 12 dogs on the green at the end of my street when I was 14. the female was on heat and had all the male's excited, lol, they were all tryin to have a go, which me and my mates found hilarious, but there was this little do that didn't stand a chance against the bigger digs, and he was chasing them, having a sniff, and then having a wank!!!. I didn't know if what i saw was really a doggy wank until I seen this on you tube. :eek:

thelyran
21-10-2008, 06:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LNHkbTExw

lookfar just for you! :):D

...you just destroyed my image of Flipper for ever...:D

celtic isis
21-10-2008, 07:54 PM
Lol, me and my sister found ths the night before last, how wierd. lol.

We were looking at turtle sex:D, curiosity led to this, the to dolphin birth which is pretty amazing btw if you search it on you tube.

The vid makes me laugh coz the dolphin has no idea what he is doing. lol. He thinks everyone is just havin a laugh.

seriously, how cute are dolphins though? they are amazing!

i know lol :)

i hope i said that i say this on tv and i don't normally spend my time perving on animals lol

i know the dolphin is just like hugging lol aww so sweet and the humans make it into something rude lol

:D

celtic isis
21-10-2008, 07:54 PM
...you just destroyed my image of Flipper for ever...:D

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

i'm so sorry lol

size_of_light
21-10-2008, 07:58 PM
Dolphins have pubic hair :eek: and are apparently the only other species that has sex for recreational purposes :o

thelyran
21-10-2008, 08:14 PM
Dolphins have pubic hair :eek: and are apparently the only other species that has sex for recreational purposes :o

actually monkeys group masturbate...seen it on a ABC documentary,with that English man,ummm...yes David Attenborough...so in effect they are,simians, a bunch of circle jerks:D...I'm sure there's others,well,dogs hump legs,that's a bit queezy.

thelyran
21-10-2008, 08:22 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

i'm so sorry lol

certainly destroys the dolphin as a symbol for new age enlightenment:D
hahahahahahahahahaha....ahhh,that killed me.my lungs hurt.

PS...now that reminds me of a funny South Park episode where Kyles dad has
plastic surgery to be at one with the dolphins...you got to check out the facial expressions and the backing music,you'll appreciate it...splendid!

jvx19
21-10-2008, 08:40 PM
male dolphins will also gang rape female dolphins. It's pretty sick. I saw it on a show, "the dark side of dolphins".

However, I've worked offshore in the gulf of mexico and pourpoises love to get your attention and do tricks to impress people.

They also will rescue humans from sharks. So, they are just like humans, capable of doing great good and great evil.

serenevasaline
22-10-2008, 12:01 AM
male dolphins will also gang rape female dolphins. It's pretty sick. I saw it on a show, "the dark side of dolphins".

However, I've worked offshore in the gulf of mexico and pourpoises love to get your attention and do tricks to impress people.

They also will rescue humans from sharks. So, they are just like humans, capable of doing great good and great evil.

dolphins gang rape:(

aw, way to ruin my image of dolphins being beautiful and lovely.:(

lol

celtic isis
22-10-2008, 04:15 PM
dolphins gang rape:(

aw, way to ruin my image of dolphins being beautiful and lovely.:(

lol

lol second that :eek:

as jvx19 said though they're just like humans, and capable of what we call good and evil.
lol there's lot's of animal porn on youtube isn't there!

lol i can't watch it makes me a feel a perv lol with friends together it's ok, but alone...haha not good!

thelyran
22-10-2008, 08:29 PM
lol second that :eek:

as jvx19 said though they're just like humans, and capable of what we call good and evil.
lol there's lot's of animal porn on youtube isn't there!

lol i can't watch it makes me a feel a perv lol with friends together it's ok, but alone...haha not good!

They saved my life once too.Back in 1989,I was drunk,went swimming off Budgewoi Beach.Swallowed sea water,vomited.This is midnight,mind you.This big black shape was following me,I was approx 150-175m off the shore,like I said,I was rotten.Then this Grey/silver shape came from nowhere,shoved me 12-15 feet in the water,miraculously,I caught a wave,body surfed all the way
in...instantly sober too...Thanks Flipper..:)...stupid things you do when you're young.

lookfar
22-10-2008, 08:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LNHkbTExw

lookfar just for you! :):D

LMAO, oh celtic you found that just for me, wow honey I don't know what to say, you bloody nutter, lol!!:p:D

I must say that I much prefer to think of them as enlightened beings though rather than leg humpers, lol:D

I hope you're well babes, will get an email off to ya real soon...:)

size_of_light
23-10-2008, 03:33 AM
Dolphins are also fascinated by and highly protective of pregnant women swimming with them. Their sonar can x-ray pregnant women and see the unborn babies beating hearts.

pinkfreud
23-10-2008, 06:02 AM
Dolphins are also fascinated by and highly protective of pregnant women swimming with them. Their sonar can x-ray pregnant women and see the unborn babies beating hearts.

they can also detect cancerous growths in our body, wayyy before a biopsy reveals any growth/microscopic cancerous cells. (in fact, most animals can)

about them 'gangraping' a female dolphin.. they probably got all heated just like dogs do when a bitch is in heat :confused: i bet they dont have the same malicious intentions most humans do :o i love them.

serenevasaline
23-10-2008, 06:08 AM
they can also detect cancerous growths in our body, wayyy before a biopsy reveals any growth/microscopic cancerous cells. (in fact, most animals can)
.

I didn't know that!! That's pretty amazing:eek::)

pinkfreud
23-10-2008, 06:15 AM
I didn't know that!! That's pretty amazing:eek::)

yup. i saw this documentary on animal planet which was all about how animals can detect 'diseases' in humans. there was this trainer at an aquarium or whatever and the dolphin used to keep nudging her tummy with his snout. she found it irritating at first coz he used to do it all the time, even when he was being fed. she later developed excruciating pain in her stomach, so she went to the doc and underwent a biopsy where it was revealed she had a stage II malignant growth, which had gone undetected in her previous routine med check ups.

celtic isis
24-10-2008, 12:43 AM
LMAO, oh celtic you found that just for me, wow honey I don't know what to say, you bloody nutter, lol!!:p:D

I must say that I much prefer to think of them as enlightened beings though rather than leg humpers, lol:D

I hope you're well babes, will get an email off to ya real soon...:)

hehe don't you see though looky, as serenevasaline said, the dophin just thinks he's hugging playing and us naughty humans make it into something rude after ;)

aww the poor dolphin just having a hug :)

boots
24-10-2008, 02:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LNHkbTExw
lookfar just for you! :):D

LOL,:) at least the human was having fun, he'd get a shock if the dolphin had a large rod and shoved it in him.

Now that WOULD be funny:D

serenevasaline
24-10-2008, 03:09 AM
LOL,:) at least the human was having fun, he'd get a shock if the dolphin had a large rod and shoved it in him.

Now that WOULD be funny:D

haha, disturbing o_0

your name and avatar made me lol, why? becase I am a moron. hehe

thelyran
24-10-2008, 08:16 AM
male dolphins will also gang rape female dolphins. It's pretty sick. I saw it on a show, "the dark side of dolphins".

However, I've worked offshore in the gulf of mexico and pourpoises love to get your attention and do tricks to impress people.

They also will rescue humans from sharks. So, they are just like humans, capable of doing great good and great evil.

I entered my encounters with a dolphin saving me...but tell me,do you think that show misinterpretted group-sex for rape,in your opinion...I mean,I seen this stupid show called when cars attack,but I must admit,they looked like poltergeist,or someone screwing around with the computers in a few cars:)

thelyran
24-10-2008, 08:19 AM
Dolphins are also fascinated by and highly protective of pregnant women swimming with them. Their sonar can x-ray pregnant women and see the unborn babies beating hearts.


that's very beautiful...

boots
24-10-2008, 09:39 AM
haha, disturbing o_0

your name and avatar made me lol, why? becase I am a moron. hehe


Nah, I only realized awhile ago that there is a pharma company called boots and a friend suggested I use that as a avatar, thought it would be funny.:)

Your not a moron.

tracker
24-10-2008, 09:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LNHkbTExw

lookfar just for you! :):D

lol thats a bit fishy .:D

jvx19
24-10-2008, 02:43 PM
I entered my encounters with a dolphin saving me...but tell me,do you think that show misinterpretted group-sex for rape,in your opinion...


well anything is possible with editing and narrating. And some women like it rough.

But there are other sources confirming killing for fun.

http://www.sobran.com/columns/1999-2001/990706.shtml

thelyran
25-10-2008, 03:24 AM
well anything is possible with editing and narrating. And some women like it rough.

But there are other sources confirming killing for fun.

http://www.sobran.com/columns/1999-2001/990706.shtml

I was really disturbed by that.I've had alot of positive experiences with them.
Our waters are relatively clean,compared to the island of plastic shit floating
N/E in the pacific near the USA...someone should clean that up:mad:
I live on the mid north coast now and awaiting the chance to go beach.
I have probably swam with them more than a dozen times...they come to me,I don't stick my nose in,but I swim further out than most,no board or
flippers...best day was body surfing near lakes beach,third car-park...early 90s...I was body surfing good 6-7 foot waves,so was flipper,right next to me.
We looked each other eye to eye...I just smiled.Then I realised the dolphins were using me to herd the tailor fish in the waves,cheeky buggers...but I was
glad to be of assistance.Seems I owe them...you take care jxx19...:)

monkeyburps
27-10-2008, 03:27 AM
srsly. that video is shite. sorry but it just is.