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steppewar
21-10-2008, 06:30 AM
The below is an article from news.scotsman.com. The author is basically trying to say that conspiracy theorists are nutters. However, she admits that they predicted 2 big events. One was the bank meltdown and the other was David Icke in 1990 on 9/11 and it's aftermath.

This is an example of 'journalists' being unable to accept the truth, even when they state it themselves. Here is the item ...


Janey Godley: Did shape-shifting alien lizards really eat my pension fund?

Published Date: 20 October 2008
CONSPIRACY theorists are in a heightened state of excitement. There is nothing better than a world cash crisis to fire up their imagination. Beardy men in boxrooms who have been swamping the web with all manners of revelations are now typing faster than they can shove tinfoil over their skulls and sweep the room for bugs.

I read about how Western governments have been using mind control to manipulate their population. The underground freedom pirates who wrote that blog actually predicted a worldwide credit crunch about a year ago and added that there are seven evil
men who rule the world.

Apparently, within the next three months, the "Men Who Rule The World" expect looting and inner-city chaos to descend all over the UK and that's exactly what these bad, dominating men have always wanted. Soon our streets will be closed off into grids and the military will rule the land. That's just after we are all fitted with an ID chip under our skins, so the government or "Men Who Rule The World" will be able to keep a closer eye on us.

Personally, I hate having a pop at people who like to think 'outside the moon', as I find them incredibly entertaining and – who knows? – there may some truth in some things; but I don't believe all of the stuff I read.

David Icke, for instance, has some really interesting theories about the Illuminati whom, he suggests, are a group of people who rule the planet with fear and manipulation and include major bankers, media moguls and some blokes called Rothschild.

Icke said in a TV interview back in 1990 that the US would have an attack on one of their major cities which would induce a war to control oil; he also stated that the attack would be manufactured by its own government; now make of that what you will.

His opinions are pretty damning and quite an interesting read. I was hooked, right up until he maintained the nasty folk who rule the world are actually blood-sucking evil lizards.

George Bush I can quite believe is a reptile. He has licky lips and shifty eyes. But, when Icke named the late country music star Boxcar Willie as a slimy lizard, that was going too far. His music was rather twee, but that didn't make him an evil man who wanted to take over the world, did it?

Conspiracy theorists are wonderfully fascinating and sometimes hard to believe but, then again, they did say the world banks would collapse this year and were mocked for their opinion. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

http://news.scotsman.com/opinion/Janey-Godley-Did-shapeshifting-alien.4607371.jp

drael
21-10-2008, 06:41 AM
Well its quite funny too, but ironically resistant true.

Some one who can laugh, shud be able to laugh at themselves.

lessgov2007
21-10-2008, 07:34 AM
A shapeshifting lizard ate my reptilian!

fortysixandtwo
21-10-2008, 08:09 AM
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Nice expression :D

tracker
21-10-2008, 08:25 AM
so ?
the bloody penny has dropped even in the apparent "open minded normal people market".

shame isnt it ?
they can agree and be shocked at what many of us here are saying and have predicted , yet still prefure to some how belittle us as they do .

well when its too late as i have said in many of the other threads .

"dont expect me to shead a single tear for those who never listened".

granted (pause)
i dont want them to suffer and will do what i can to enlighten them as much as possible .


but ,
that does not mean i have to put my head on the block to save them when its too late .

well atleast even skeptics are slowly waking up .
its a good start .:cool:

deckard
21-10-2008, 08:32 AM
shape shifting lizard ate my sandwich.

tracker
21-10-2008, 08:47 AM
shape shifting lizard ate my sandwich.

sorry decard , that was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

deckard
21-10-2008, 08:51 AM
sorry decard , that was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

Choke you lizard sandwich thieving bugger choke.

tracker
21-10-2008, 08:59 AM
Choke you lizard sandwich thieving bugger choke.

i did
thats why my dog is on the floor doing a dead impression .:D

poor dog , being the food tester and things .
still dog sandwhich sounds nice .:D

deckard
21-10-2008, 09:14 AM
If your dogs dead put him on his back with his legs all sticking up, wait till hes nice and stiff, then throw a glass sheet on top, coffee table.

tracker
21-10-2008, 09:15 AM
If your dogs dead put him on his back with his legs all sticking up, wait till hes nice and stiff, then throw a glass sheet on top, coffee table.


pmsl decard , thats a good one lol:D

deckard
21-10-2008, 09:16 AM
pmsl decard , thats a good one lol:D

Its from a 101 uses for a dead cat, but a dog will do, why bury him, when he can still be of some use?

norton
21-10-2008, 09:21 AM
.....and some blokes called Rothschild.





some blokes???? think she needs to do maybe just a smidge of research about them!!

planetsadhana
21-10-2008, 09:22 AM
I posted this story in the news section earlier......The Scotsman is on the moderate scale when it comes to being a big brother mouth piece, so you occasionally get articles mentioning Icke and 911 truth etc

deckard
21-10-2008, 09:24 AM
Here you go tracker-
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/books/sneakapeek/101udc_index1.htm#index1