I haven't changed my bed sheets for 2 years

[steppewar]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

[blondina1]

Sorry but that is just disgusting!

[whatistruth]

Not changing your bed is one thing, but no clean socks for 3 days?!

No hoovering and dusting in a YEAR?
No cleaning the toilet?


You basically live in filth, you can say what you want about accepted norms and all that jazz, but your only harming yourself.

This isn't really up for debate either.
Sure there's those clean freaks who dont built up resistances to stuff and get ill alot, but there's a happy medium man...


CLEAN YOUR ACT UP! :p

[knightbk]

This is stupid. Your not actually "saving" yourself or making yourself any stronger.

Might as well stick your head in the toilet.

[armoured_amazon]

It's lovely to sleep in fresh sheets. It's a pleasure to be clean and tidy; this is not the Middle Ages. Grow up and get sorted. You are just excusing your sloth.

[farros]

Steppewar has a good point.

Only in the last 100 years has hygeine been so emphasised with soaps, good healt hand all the rest. People from the the 3500 odd years before that seemed ok.

People today bath in the Ganges which is full of all kinds of waste. But hey its holy and they are happy doing it.

Think about how we wash our hands before we eat and how were always warned of germs... when most animals are happy to eat anything straight of the floor and covered in dirt.

[helpus]

fair play to you m8, you do what the f*** you want, it's your life and your free enough to be a minger.

I am single and try not comply when appropriate, but i find i get really down when i'm surrounded by shite.... the odd tidy up awakens my soul.

do what you want though fella... i see your point.

[armoured_amazon]

Each to their own. But I wouldn't frequent a friend's home if he/she lived like a slob.

I am single and try not comply when appropriate, but i find i get really down when i'm surrounded by shite.... the odd tidy up awakens my soul.

That's right! :)

[Anders Lindman]

For 2 years?! :eek: You must be kidding. One theory I have however is that fear acts as a magnet for filth and dirt. When we have less fear then we automatically would be more clean.

[cookie_dude]

Your bed sheets will be full of dead skin and sweat. get them washed:(

No need to use bleach in the loo, just pour some cheep cola down it and leave over night it works realy well.

Bi-carb and white vinigar will clean any thing, so no need to give "The hygiene industry" any of your money

Borax is also very good.

[limelady]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

gross!

I hope you enjoy sleeping with these guys........

Bed bugs!
http://www.bedbugsguide.com/bed-bug-waste.jpg

Dust Mites
http://www.erinsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dust-mite.jpg

[Anders Lindman]

We have been trained to believe our body is a filthy animal. This belief will make the body function just like that. With the belief that we are supreme beings our bodies would reflect that. That's one of my far-out theories at the moment. :D

[bicycle]

David Icke is right when he says we police each other after reading a lot of your self rightouse comments on here:rolleyes:

[boots]

You do know stepp that you body sheds skin and sweats continually and when you are in one spot like a bed it builds up.

Those mite's must be having a field in there. Ewwww.

Don't expect any girls to live with you.

Actually I bet you haven't got a GF...There's a reason for that:rolleyes:

You know why civilization grew. Because of hygiene.


Man you must stink.:eek:

[bicycle]

You do know stepp that you body sheds skin and sweats continually and when you are in one spot like a bed it builds up.

Those mite's must be having a field in there. Ewwww.

Don't expect any girls to live with you.

Actually I bet you haven't got a GF...There's a reason for that:rolleyes:

You know why civilization grew. Because of hygiene.


Man you must stink.:eek:

David Icke is right when he says we police each other after reading a lot of your self rightouse comments on here:rolleyes:

[beldazar]

As so what Stepp, if nobody has to share your bed then who cares? Besides, if we had been living wild then we would all be stinky. Besides, I have a theory that the 'reps' hot us cleaned, deodorised, clean shaven etc...to remove our human smell and human hair. Not forgetting all the chemicals contained in all the cleaning stuff plus more to buy.

Good on you mate :D

[boots]

David Icke is right when he says we police each other after reading a lot of your self rightouse comments on here:rolleyes:

Nothing to do with righteousness. It's fucking commonsense.

What do you fucking expect when someone starts a thread like that.

[truthcommission]

steppewar is probably onto something..

We are conditioned to the point where it is killing us slowly.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
Charles Bukowski

[hw spartan]

exterminate all germs, exterminate all germs
exterminate exterminate

http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-tv-012.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

or you could call "Mr Matrix" to bust up the dust and dirt

woooosh
http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-tv-013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

hahaha:)

[pinkfreud]

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.

i hate being judgmental, but...



omg how can u not change ur underpants for 3-5 days? that's not 'giving in' to the system or being immune to germs or whetever.. its just a question of personal hygiene. when u cleanse ur body, u cleanse ur soul :)

there are better ways to become immune to bacteria and what not. start with eating roadside food (preferably somewhere outside the us/uk/etc where it's not relatively hygienic :rolleyes:) continuously and making ur tummy tough as nails.

(no pun intended) :D

[bicycle]

Nothing to do with righteousness. It's fucking commonsense.



In your oponion.

[blondina1]

David Icke is right when he says we police each other after reading a lot of your self rightouse comments on here:rolleyes:

I'm entitled to my own opinion am i not?
And it's not about policing but about what I as a person am comfortable with. And it seems that we ^ share many of the same views for different reasons.

[realitycheck]

Its true that cavemen and the like werent clean but still survived.

But i bet you if you went in a time machine and gave them a bottle of domestos and mr sheen they would bite your hand off (literally and eat it for dinner).

[skyline]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.


7)I have also never been laid

on a serious note dude I dont believe a word you have said.I am sure you do it because your bored in your flat

you do make me laugh though

[steppewar]

7)I have also never been laid

on a serious note dude I dont believe a word you have said.I am sure you do it because your bored in your flat

you do make me laugh though

For a start here is the PROOF of my dirty grillpan on Imageshack under 'Steppewars Images'.

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

I also stated I have a bath EVERY day, so I do not need to change my clothes frequently.

If you have a bath every day you can feel clean, and it takes longer for your clothes and bed to get dirty etc.

[liltza]

.....
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.



So were you Particularly to colds before this "dirty protest"?

[armoured_amazon]

What's the point in having a bath and putting dirty grundies back on? :D

[cheesedanish]

Thanks for sharing!

Remember even though you have Bathed - you still sweat - so lots
of Bacteria breeding in those sheets.

its like saying dont wash towels as you are already clean - bad logic -
as poster above said - dead skin.... gee if you could take a microscope
to your bed you would be horrified!

Are you not itchy?

[unusual_suspect]

LMTO, this thread is well funny :D

Personally I keep things clean, but my bedroom is mingin', I tidy it up before my boyfriend comes round lol

[truthcommission]

7)I have also never been laid

on a serious note dude I dont believe a word you have said.I am sure you do it because your bored in your flat

you do make me laugh though
I think he is serious.

But in all seriousness .. why do you do it?

[steppewar]

Thanks for sharing!

Remember even though you have Bathed - you still sweat - so lots
of Bacteria breeding in those sheets.

its like saying dont wash towels as you are already clean - bad logic -
as poster above said - dead skin.... gee if you could take a microscope
to your bed you would be horrified!

Are you not itchy?

Actually I forgot to mention my bath towels. I had to bin one a couple of months ago because it was starting to go mouldy.

[armoured_amazon]

LOL thanks for setting me off in a coughing fit :D

[haukipesukone]

People are overly obsessed with cleanliness. It's sick. Nothing wrong with being "dirty" unless you smell bad.

Right on Steppewar. Do what's natural.
Still even I change my bedsheets maybe every 6 months (perhaps more often, that would be quite shocking).

[liltza]

Some parents annoy me with the cleanliness attitude towards there kids... I used to play out on the woods near where we lived for days on end in all sorts of dirt and nothing bad ever happened to me!

[Anders Lindman]

People are overly obsessed with cleanliness. It's sick. Nothing wrong with being "dirty" unless you smell bad.

Right on Steppewar. Do what's natural.
Still even I change my bedsheets maybe every 6 months (perhaps more often, that would be quite shocking).

I like when things are clean and fresh. But you have a point that we are often neurotically afraid of dirt and bacteria and so on. I try to train myself to not be afraid of dirt, bacteria, viruses and other nasty things. Theoretically the body should be able to deal with all kinds of bacteria and viruses and even use the bad ones in a constructive way. It's probably fear that makes the body not being able to deal with them. On a biological level fear actually shuts down cells and that is likely the root problem.

[pinkfreud]

Actually I forgot to mention my bath towels. I had to bin one a couple of months ago because it was starting to go mouldy.

http://fc74.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/151/3/a/_rofl__by_Smidy.gif

this thread is fukin cracking me up.

but... http://fc61.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/289/4/c/_Blank_No__by_Cenakuu.gif really now i think u said this just for laughs.

[cheesedanish]

I was listening to a talk show the other day - this guy is so stressed about
having to touch the bathroom door handle. I mean I wash my hands - ok
maybe not everyone else - but I am not going to obsess and not open the
door ?

I overheard this women once saying she won't wash her hands 'cos
other people put their dirty hands on the handles.. well I never thought of
it like that!?

And friends of ours put the fear so much into their child that she
will never use a public toilet. Isn't that extreme ?

[anahata]

As I am single


Really?! I am shocked beyond belief!!

Please say you meant to put this into 'having a laugh' :)

[pinkfreud]

yup this should be in the 'have a laugh' section

[cheesedanish]

Ok while we are on this topic - I saw a Tv show about specialist cleaners -
i.e. they clean up suicides and murders etc.

They were sent to clean this guys flat after he died and he Never used the toilet - he used to pee into bottles and poop into newspaper and fold it neatly into a package put and it on a pile - of folded newspapers - so there
was a mountain in his living room of poop packages.

Sorry to say I saw it with my own eyes - to which I want to put a cheese grater! That will haunt me forever! That is seriously disturbing and sad.

Steppewar - please tell me you use the toilet!

[truthcommission]

Steppewar is for real.

Deal with it!

[pinkfreud]

Deal with it!

or what?

[truthcommission]

Steppewar - please tell me you use the toilet!
Sometimes you just got to piss in the sink
Charles Bukowski

[truthcommission]

or what?
Or put up with the fowl smell emanating from Steppewar's posts.

[pinkfreud]

Or put up with the fowl smell emanating from Steppewar's posts.


isnt that what we're already doing?

[pinkfreud]

whatever it is steppewar. u got some guts to start this thread

[damagedbrainn]

Has anyone ever taken a really heavy shit which resulted in more wiping than is usually necessary, then got to the point where there was only a trace amount showing up on the toilet paper, and then said "Fuck it, that's close enough. The rest will rub off on its own. I'm gonna take a shower later anyway."

I never have. I was just wondering if anyone else has.

[truthcommission]

Yet so many people are offended by it.

Fuck society

Fuck conventions [I mean all of them]

[lemonique]

Very very funny thread!!! :D

Thanks for a good hearty laugh everyone !


Steppewar = bit of a stirer :D

[pinkfreud]

Yet so many people are offended by it.

name one.

Edit: define 'so many'.

[haukipesukone]

http://fc74.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/151/3/a/_rofl__by_Smidy.gif

this thread is fukin cracking me up.

but... http://fc61.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/289/4/c/_Blank_No__by_Cenakuu.gif really now i think u said this just for laughs.

I think your attitude is shocking. I think Steppewar's conduct is quite normal for a single guy.

People are so afraid and estranged from nature that they need all kinds of chemical toxins to murder all the microbes that simply are there. It's just like the war on terror. "Oh no, there's a microbe. It's not doing anything, but it might, so best kill it now." Dirt and filth is natural, shiny clean tables are not.

Pinkfreud, you should get out more, and I don't mean clubbing.

This reminds me of a friend who lived next to a bus station. He complained when birds used to make birdy noises, but he had no problem with the noises made by buses, nor the exhaust they vent.

[pinkfreud]

I think your attitude is shocking. I think Steppewar's conduct is quite normal for a single guy.

People are so afraid and estranged from nature that they need all kinds of chemical toxins to murder all the microbes that simply are there. It's just like the war on terror. "Oh no, there's a microbe. It's not doing anything, but it might, so best kill it now." Dirt and filth is natural, shiny clean tables are not.

Pinkfreud, you should get out more, and I don't mean clubbing.

This reminds me of a friend who lived next to a bus station. He complained when birds used to make birdy noises, but he had no problem with the noises made by buses, nor the exhaust they vent.

firstly, i do not think my attitude is shocking. i find steppewar's thread genuinely funny, not at his expense but rather at his nonchalant way of putting it. i havent said anything condescending to him nor has such a thought crossed my mind. please correct me if u do think ive said anything wrong to him.

second. u telling me to 'get out more' makes me snigger. why? coz u people sitting out there are in a much more 'sterile' environment than the lot of us in the so called third world countries. not looking to ruffle any feathers, but i can bet my life on it when i say ive probably experienced more dirt and filth than u have.

i hope that has put it to rest.

next please :D

[allure]

I don't know how you can live like that.

Sure you can do what you want but I don't see why you would want to live in filth. Hardly surprising you're single. Filthy dirty people aren't nice to be around, intimately or otherwise.

Its got about as much to do with conformity as wiping your ass after a shit!

[haukipesukone]

I was referring to this:
but... really now i think u said this just for laughs.

I think you said it because to you it seems odd how he's living, to me it sounds normal. I've heard comments too, from city folk, about my "hygiene" when they saw my room. My hygiene is good enough, although my room isn't that clean or organised.

Maybe I mistook you for one of them. If I was wrong, I apologize.

It just annoys me how city folk are disconnected from reality. Last weekend I went on a hiking trip, where a lot of people had trouble crossing one big rock. It was just a rock, where you have to do some climbing. But I guess the only climbing they've done is going to up the stairs when getting out of the subway. For me it's probably easier to walk on uneven ground than even ground asphalt. And I'm no ranger or great outdoors person. I just don't want to be completely helpless like most city folk.

Some people even wonder when they see me outside my room without shoes. And I just walk around the campus area, where it's very clean. No broken glass or anything.

As you can see, this is something that's troubling/annoying me, so I'm sorry for taking it out on you.

What "3rd world" country are you from?

[allure]

Is that you up there haukipesukone?

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5654/highhorse2qo.jpg

[clozaril]

i'm assuming you don't have wet dreams then steppawar ! :)

[steppewar]

Ok while we are on this topic - I saw a Tv show about specialist cleaners -
i.e. they clean up suicides and murders etc.

They were sent to clean this guys flat after he died and he Never used the toilet - he used to pee into bottles and poop into newspaper and fold it neatly into a package put and it on a pile - of folded newspapers - so there
was a mountain in his living room of poop packages.

Sorry to say I saw it with my own eyes - to which I want to put a cheese grater! That will haunt me forever! That is seriously disturbing and sad.

Steppewar - please tell me you use the toilet!

Actually, I do use the toilet to have a poo. However, when I have a wee, I normally use what I call "Pisspot", which is an old 3 litre bottle carton of a soft drink. I am currently uploading a picture of it in 'steppewar's images' on Imageshack as I type this now. When it is uploaded I will post the link here.

The reason I do this is for convience. If I need to have a piss while I am watching the TV, all I need to do is stand up and wee in 'Pisspot'.

This makes perfect sense as I can still continue to watch the TV without having to walk 20 yards to my bathroom toilet. Obviously, when the 3 litre bottle is full of my wee, I walk to the bathroom, empty it down the toilet and flush it away.

Makes perfect sense to me and is highly convienient.

Here is the uploaded picture of my trusty Piss Pot next to my PC with your post as promised ...

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000445ke5.jpg

[father ted]

Has anyone ever taken a really heavy shit which resulted in more wiping than is usually necessary, then got to the point where there was only a trace amount showing up on the toilet paper, and then said "Fuck it, that's close enough. The rest will rub off on its own. I'm gonna take a shower later anyway."

I never have. I was just wondering if anyone else has.


It's the same as when you're wiping the cum off at the end of your knob.

[truthcommission]

Makes perfect sense to me and is highly convienient.
In Australia this is commended. A water savior...

[pinkfreud]

I was referring to this:


I think you said it because to you it seems odd how he's living, to me it sounds normal. I've heard comments too, from city folk, about my "hygiene" when they saw my room. My hygiene is good enough, although my room isn't that clean or organised.

Maybe I mistook you for one of them. If I was wrong, I apologize.

It just annoys me how city folk are disconnected from reality. Last weekend I went on a hiking trip, where a lot of people had trouble crossing one big rock. It was just a rock, where you have to do some climbing. But I guess the only climbing they've done is going to up the stairs when getting out of the subway. For me it's probably easier to walk on uneven ground than even ground asphalt. And I'm no ranger or great outdoors person. I just don't want to be completely helpless like most city folk.

Some people even wonder when they see me outside my room without shoes. And I just walk around the campus area, where it's very clean. No broken glass or anything.

As you can see, this is something that's troubling/annoying me, so I'm sorry for taking it out on you.

What "3rd world" country are you from?


1. nah. i didnt mean it that way.. i said it coz he was like 'oh btw i forgot to mention...' which made it seem like an afterthought. that kind of thing :S

2. im from india. which means ive got a cast iron stomach, a good immune system, and a general acceptance that a sterile environment isn't the healthiest option for us people. but yes im very particular about my hygiene.. its just that i dont look down on people who choose to live the way steppewar does. he can do better of course, but to each his own.

[xpleet]

Yes...the physical is so digusting :( ... the less caring and worrying about it, the better.

[the itinerant shrubber]

You crack me up steppewar. Nothing wrong with spunky sheets or using a piss pot,especially if you cant be arsed to get out of bed on a winters night.
You should try sleeping on clean sheets though just to see what it's like. I dont change my sheets for weeks on end and when I do,I remember how lovely it is to sleep on crisp sheets.

[liltza]

..... to walk 20 yards to my bathroom toilet.

i only have to walk 5 yards to get to my toilet

[truthseeker1980]

I think your mad, how can you sleep in a bed like that? My bed sheets start smelling after a couple of weeks and that actually stops me from sleeping, i've had to get up in the middle of the night and change them before coz they smelt so badly of sweat and BO.

The piss pot thing is just laziness, why do you care whether you miss something on the brainwash box? There are adverts to go to the toilet in if you are that worried about missing something.

Do you want to get laid or are you one of the 0.1% of the population who are asexual and isn't interested in sex?

Coz I can give you a little trick I noticed from when i was single, EVERY time i changed my bed sheets, that night I would bring a different girl back. It was amazing my flatmate used to wonder how i did it, may have been a co-incidence or there maybe something to it, but maybe you should try it to see?

One friday after work, i was changing my bed and my flatmate came home and said you are only going to the local moons, it's full of old men you aint going to pull tonight, so your theory wont work. When i was in Moons i saw the most gorgeous sexy girl i've ever seen and low and behold she stayed in my CLEAN changed bed that night and I have been with her ever since.

My flat mate is simialr to you his room stinks, he cant smell it but i can. Anyway he hasn't managed to get any girls back, (saying that i am a bit of a male slag i suppose) But maybe girls pick up on CLEAN BED SHEETS sub consciously.

hehe

[truthcommission]

Maybe steppewar wants a dirty bitch he can coat in dirty expletives all night.

[anthony65]

Actually, I do use the toilet to have a poo. However, when I have a wee, I normally use what I call "Pisspot", which is an old 3 litre bottle carton of a soft drink. I am currently uploading a picture of it in 'steppewar's images' on Imageshack as I type this now. When it is uploaded I will post the link here.

The reason I do this is for convience. If I need to have a piss while I am watching the TV, all I need to do is stand up and wee in 'Pisspot'.

This makes perfect sense as I can still continue to watch the TV without having to walk 20 yards to my bathroom toilet. Obviously, when the 3 litre bottle is full of my wee, I walk to the bathroom, empty it down the toilet and flush it away.

Makes perfect sense to me and is highly convienient.

Make sure to get a patent out on the "Steppewar Piss Pot", prepare a Powerpoint Presentation and get your message out to big business. You are on to a massive cost saving idea there. Time Management!

You need to keep thinking about poo time optimization (PTO) though. That's a highly time consuming activity...

[clozaril]

ah well it's your life steppawar and they say it's all an illusion any way :)

[steppewar]

This old 3 litre plastic soft drink bottle has literally been my No1 toilet for well over a year now. It normally takes me 24 hours to fill it,(especially since I switched from from drinking beer to wine).

It is highly convenient and I use it every day and just pour it down the toilet when it gets full.

The member Cheesedanish asked me if I used the toilet. Well I do for a Number 2 all the time.

However I prefer to use Piss Pot to wee in and then empty it in the toilet when it is full.

Here is a picture of the item as promised earlier ...

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000445ke5.jpg

[truthcommission]

In olden days they pissed in a pail.

Unless it was used for other purposes I don't see the point in retaining it?

Have you ever considered drinking your own urine? Apparently its good for you

[brainfreeze]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

Yuck!

Tell me, is that a bottle of piss next to your dusty computer in the pic?

Edit: should have read the WHOLE thread.

How disgusting.

I bet you're single!

[clozaril]

This old 3 litre plastic soft drink bottle has literally been my No1 toilet for well over a year now. It normally takes me 24 hours to fill it,(especially since I switched from from drinking beer to wine).

It is highly convenient and I use it every day and just pour it down the toilet when it gets full.

The member Cheesedanish asked me if I used the toilet. Well I do for a Number 2 all the time.

However I prefer to use Piss Pot to wee in and then empty it in the toilet when it is full.

Here is a picture of the item as promised earlier ...

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000445ke5.jpg


cheers steppe !

good to know you don't suffer from colds anymore

edit i might use the picture for my avatar :D

[steppewar]

cheers steppe !

good to know you don't suffer from colds anymore

edit i might use the picture for my avatar :D

Permission Granted!

[rhydra]

Does anyone remember the the bit on the Young Ones where Neil has his bath? :D

Still, too much hygiene can harm your immune system, but there is a danger of taking things a bit too far. I have to have washes regularly otherwise I just don't feel right.

[beldazar]

steppewar is probably onto something..

We are conditioned to the point where it is killing us slowly.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
Charles Bukowski

Wow, that statement seems quite right, a friend of mine is so clean, drop any crumbs on the floor then you are in big trouble, lol but he has no qualms about getting silly girls wasted and shagging them :eek: morals of a rep!!!


Oh yeah, neil having a bath, he was last and the water was gross, oh I so miss the young ones, I did tape the series but my mum wiped them, I could probably find them on here somewhere, great they were!

[stealth]

Take a look at viviens sheet's in this clip.:D http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r711rZ4M5K0

[seercirra]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

dum de dumm.
i can agree with some of what your saying.
unfortunately/fortunetely, i have a girlfriend so i must keep things fairly clean and fresh.
alot of the hygeine industry is a complete fraud.

they have tested hair and skin of its cleanliness on a person who showers every day, and on a person who doesnt shower for 6 months.
at the end of the 6 months the hair of the person with no showering and their skin is just as clean as the person who does shower their hair and clean every day.
your body starts producing its own soaps to cleanse itself.

edit.
by the way, that grill pan must smoke to fuckery when you try and cook something.

double edit:
and some people are just fucking nuts the other way to you.
lots of the females in my family actually spend time to fold their knickers...
WHAT THE FUCK??!
WHY??!
i dont know
their lives must be so empty that it becomes an interesting and important thing to do O_o

[Mo0n5tar]

Steppe your lifestyle will become the model for all families under Green Nazism, haha, but seriously, you save electricity from having the washing machine going regular, you save water through using the piss pot, etc it's good for your immune to have some germs around and always going through clean clothes is silly and wears them out fades they colour.

I would live like this if I had to, ie if I was tryna live off the grid in a "Bender" or something, but houses aren't very airy and can collect much dust and parasites.

at the end of the 6 months the hair of the person with no showering and their skin is just as clean as the person who does shower their hair and clean every day.
your body starts producing its own soaps to cleanse itself.

Isn't this an urban myth is there a source for the experiment?

[seercirra]

Isn't this an urban myth is there a source for the experiment?

no its no a myth,
there was a bbc experiment on tv last year

[crowd control]

must be real then , lol

[tinmenace]

To each their own, but I don't understand the purpose of this thread?

Is there a point to it? I mean does this show that our immune systems are better off NOT living in near-sterile conditions?

Also, Steppewar, dude, does this means no relationships? Or do you just go to his/her place for some sugar? :D

[haukipesukone]

Is that you up there haukipesukone?

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5654/highhorse2qo.jpg

I think I missed the joke. Or how is that supposed to relate to me?



2. im from india. which means ive got a cast iron stomach, a good immune system, and a general acceptance that a sterile environment isn't the healthiest option for us people. but yes im very particular about my hygiene.. its just that i dont look down on people who choose to live the way steppewar does. he can do better of course, but to each his own.

Your nick seems Japanese.

I'm pretty picky with what I eat also, hygiene wise. But I don't care about cleanliness or bacteria that much. There's a difference with what goes inside my body and what stays outside of my body.

[mushroombot]

Does anyone remember the the bit on the Young Ones where Neil has his bath? :D

Still, too much hygiene can harm your immune system, but there is a danger of taking things a bit too far. I have to have washes regularly otherwise I just don't feel right.

Sure do, he ends up finding his old bike in the bath Lol.

[baron von lotsov]

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/images/2105_1.jpg

[rydeon]

It's lovely to sleep in fresh sheets. It's a pleasure to be clean and tidy; this is not the Middle Ages. Grow up and get sorted. You are just excusing your sloth.

Even in the middle ages they changed the straw out more regularly.
2 yrs without changing the sheets!!!!???? Fck me man, if I go for a 3 weeker its pushing it.

You are sorta on the right track, a happy medium is best.

For me the socks are normally every day or every other day.

T shirt is normally 2 days, I usually sleep in it as well then switch to a fresh one for the next day and switch.

Cleaning the grill is a pain in the arse I agree. You might as well buy another grill and start again :)

[armoured_amazon]

Maybe steppewar wants a dirty bitch he can coat in dirty expletives all night.

rofl :D

[rydeon]

For a start here is the PROOF of my dirty grillpan on Imageshack under 'Steppewars Images'.

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

I also stated I have a bath EVERY day, so I do not need to change my clothes frequently.

If you have a bath every day you can feel clean, and it takes longer for your clothes and bed to get dirty etc.

Ahh I didn't read that part.

I read an article in the papers about a woman who deliberately didn't wash use any cleaning products, just water for 3 - 6 months.
The funny thing was, no body noticed the smell until she told them what she was doing. That was when people started avoiding her
She took photos of herself before and at the end.
Her skin actually improved without the cleaning stuff. It actually glowed with health due to the oxygen getting to the skin more.
Hair was ok too.

[seercirra]

Even in the middle ages they changed the straw out more regularly.
2 yrs without changing the sheets!!!!???? Fck me man, if I go for a 3 weeker its pushing it.

You are sorta on the right track, a happy medium is best.

For me the socks are normally every day or every other day.

T shirt is normally 2 days, I usually sleep in it as well then switch to a fresh one for the next day and switch.

Cleaning the grill is a pain in the arse I agree. You might as well buy another grill and start again :)

why do people wear socks?
they drive me nuts. trying to strangle my fkin ankles.
i will wear them if its REALLY cold.
maybe once or twice a year.

my girlfriend gets angry because 3 or 4 hours after i get out of the shower the soles of my feet are normally dirty. but wtf. i dont eat off my feat.
the skin on my feet is tough, i dont get blisters when i have to wear shoes or any of that. my shoes dont smell because my feet dont sweat from wearing socks.
i dont really even like wearing shoes.
they screw with my judgement of things. im a fit martial artist and whenever i get some new shoes i find myself tripping up all the time because of the slight change in shape of my shoes. it really sucks. my judgement of kicks needs to be readjusted. i would normally trust myself to kick a cigarette from someones mouth without touching them. but never with new shoes. lolz.

shoes suck.
and socks suck.
end of story.

[rydeon]

why do people wear socks?
they drive me nuts. trying to strangle my fkin ankles.
i will wear them if its REALLY cold.
maybe once or twice a year.

my girlfriend gets angry because 3 or 4 hours after i get out of the shower the soles of my feet are normally dirty. but wtf. i dont eat off my feat.
the skin on my feet is tough, i dont get blisters when i have to wear shoes or any of that. my shoes dont smell because my feet dont sweat from wearing socks.
i dont really even like wearing shoes.
they screw with my judgement of things. im a fit martial artist and whenever i get some new shoes i find myself tripping up all the time because of the slight change in shape of my shoes. it really sucks. my judgement of kicks needs to be readjusted. i would normally trust myself to kick a cigarette from someones mouth without touching them. but never with new shoes. lolz.

shoes suck.
and socks suck.
end of story.

Everyone is different though. I tried going through a phase of not wearing socks and the end result was my trainers stunk to high heaven. When I wore socks, they absorbed the sweat and it was ok. :)
So for me socks are cool. :)

[seercirra]

Everyone is different though. I tried going through a phase of not wearing socks and the end result was my trainers stunk to high heaven. When I wore socks, they absorbed the sweat and it was ok. :)
So for me socks are cool. :)
really?
my trainers just smell of.. leather :p
i think part of the reason i hate socks so much is that i had my ancle broken years ago playing football and i needed a steel plate put in which has since come back out again, but because of the surgery the part of my ankle where socks cling tightest is also the part of my ankle which is kinda numb. the feeling of socks wrapped around it is kinda agitating.
really, for the best part though, theyre a completely unneccessary garment.

[bigus_dickus]

pffft that's nothing. i have met filthy people and i mean filthy people beyond imagination and description.

you are not filthy, just lazy. (which is worse sometimes)

[cafe beelzebub]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

I just bought new bed clothes yesterday as it happens, quilt, covers, pillows, cases, feels delicious!

put some of your dole money aside and treat yourself

[reptilianshapeshifter]

I just bought new bed clothes yesterday as it happens, quilt, covers, pillows, cases, feels delicious!

put some of your dole money aside and treat yourself


:D

[zero1]

Vile sssloth!

[armoured_amazon]

Vile sssloth!

:D

[steevo]

"I haven't changed my bed sheets for 2 years"

A thread on this subject ? No wonder the world is totally f*cked.

[antinwo]

No wonder you have to resort to strip clubs ect:D One word MINGING;)

[duckingdafta]

you have bed sheets.. and a bed!... jammy bugger! :D

[zero1]

A thread on this subject? No wonder the world is totally f*cked.

Indeed. :(

[devanshoom]

man.....nice one. I thought i was smelly but you take the biscuit to all new levels...you really must eminate some serious fucking pungency.

I think if you lived in the forest it would be okay...living in a house must be a bit manky. The hmong tribe in northern thailand and laos also dont wash or change clothes for months at a time. They believe a layer of dirt keeps them healthy. Im gonna show my girlfriend what you said. She might stop moaning at me not for washing the dishes for days on end.

What the fuck u putting bleach down the toilet for? Bleach man....as if 6 billion poos a day wasnt bad enough.

[devanshoom]

saw the pic of your griller....looks like something out of the young ones.

have u got a pic of your bed?

[seercirra]

saw the pic of your griller....looks like something out of the young ones.

have u got a pic of your bed?

lol. a nice high res pic of that bedsheet would be interesting.
i really couldnt care less though. this guy does nothing 'wrong' . or particularly illogical. just different.
if it doesnt bother him then why should it bother us?>

[chris]

Should this thread become a sticky?

[lesactive]

I always liked what Quentin Crisp said about the subject:

"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. "

...not that I follow that regime.

[jahzel]

Oh man. Come on son. Even a die hard anti-NWO, anti-Fascist lives up to these expectations... Think of the bed bugs!

I'm not impressed...:rolleyes:

[alzee]

lol, no wonder you're single! (i'm sure that's already been said, but i'm buggered if i'm gonna read through 11 pages of "youre mingin" comments to find out!)

I'm a big believer in not being precious about cleaning, but you sir, take it to a whole new level!

[ownedtbh]

Nothing to do with righteousness. It's fucking commonsense.


you mean common condition

[lightgiver]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

flippin eck,that grill is no cleaner than the river ganges:D:D

you are kinda right though,this society is obsessed with cleanliness,all the anti bacterial shit sprays and all the rest of the chemical shit,no wonder people are sick,nothin wrong with soap,clean water and some good old elbow grease.

but i still could not eat anything off that grill of yours though;):D

[Mo0n5tar]

no way do you grill meat on tht? eugh!

[lizzy]

hi steppe........;)

PLEASE.....and I am going to be kind ....and make it as easy as I can.......

nothiing drastic.........LOL :confused:

wash those sheets TADAY..then every 2 weeks
clean grill TADAY.......then every 3 weeks
hovver TADAY.......then once a month

clean socks, tee and undies every 2 days......

clean towels one week....(at least)

keep the pisspot......:D

and wash in bicarb soda , vinager , glycerine soap.......

and your still a wonderful guy...................

[chris]

Why's everyone giving Steppe such a hard time? Steppes a grown man, he can live how he wants, if it lands him in trouble then it's a lesson worth learnt.

[simplify]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

Is that why you are single:D

[boots]

you mean common condition

No man it's not.

I do agree that people are over clean and use to much chemicals but what I am saying is that you get a toxic overload when bacteria builds up, and the little buggers start to make different little bacteria's.

Civilization survived because they used hygiene.

Small Native societies where also clean people, well most of them.

[young_geecee]

1. nah. i didnt mean it that way.. i said it coz he was like 'oh btw i forgot to mention...' which made it seem like an afterthought. that kind of thing :S

2. im from india. which means ive got a cast iron stomach, a good immune system, and a general acceptance that a sterile environment isn't the healthiest option for us people. but yes im very particular about my hygiene.. its just that i dont look down on people who choose to live the way steppewar does. he can do better of course, but to each his own.

no it dont, how does it change a thing which piece of land on earth u lived?

[blueyonder2012]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

MMM FRESH . . . . .:eek:

Tell Barry Scott from Cillit Bang to pop round;)

http://www.marketing-podcast-nl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cillitbang.jpg

And a DRILL
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/984/50311811.JPG

[kanz]

If you kill all bacteria around you , you will prob end up with one crappy immune system. We have something that can help , but it needs to be used to doing its job . This wont happen if you kill every germ around you, not saying I agree with what he chooses to do but thats up to him.

Just throwing in my 2p.

[chris]

If you kill all bacteria around you , you will prob end up with one crappy immune system. We have something that can help , but it needs to be used to doing its job . This wont happen if you kill every germ around you, not saying I agree with what he chooses to do but thats up to him.

Just throwing in my 2p.

yah, who gives a fuck.

Personally, living in a clean organised home reflects into my mind as being clean and organised.

Of course, many people are clean on the surface but if you look closer, are very dirty. Yet some look messy, yet are quite organised.

I think it does reflect on a persons inner nature, a messy room equals a messy mind. That reminds me, I've gotta clean my room:)

[americana]

This thread (and obviously Steppewar's post that started it all) ROCKS!

Surely Steppewar's post is among the "Best Of", if there were such a category.

In the words of Ron Burdandy, Stay Classy, Steppewar!

[amethyst]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

Steppewar, you are quite a strange bird :D

Perhaps you are single due to your hygiene issues. Did you ever consider that your smell might be turning off the ladies?

[h2pogo]

sorry i have to agree with stepp
I like dirty sheets
clean ones make me itch.
if any females suffer from thrush try washing less and stop blaming your boyfreinds.

[amethyst]

sorry i have to agree with stepp
I like dirty sheets
clean ones make me itch.
if any females suffer from thrush try washing less and stop blaming your boyfreinds.

Maybe it's the laundry detergent being used that makes you itch. That's happened with me before.

There are some organic ones that are gentle on your skin.

[fran81]

Last year I moved into a two bedroom flat. It had just been bought by landlord and hadn't been lived in for 8 years. I got it really cheap as I said I would clean it and paint it.

In the spare room I took the duvet and pillows off the bed and put them in the wardrobe to air the place, my intention was to throw them out.

After a while a 36 year old bloke at my work was telling me he was sleeping on my his mums couch and I offered him my spare room. When he moved in he took the bedcovers out and put them on his bed, I explained they had been there since I moved in but he said it didn't matter.

in the 5 months I lived with him he didn't change his sheets once, I needed to always go into his room for the boiler and them sheets looked like a map of the world. I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life, literally streaks of shit all over the sheets.

When he got a girlfriend I sighed with relief hoping that finally he would start cleaning up after himself not just in his room but the whole flat. She stayed over most nights and still the sheets wasn't changed.

Last straw for me was when the boiler broke down and I let the plumber into the house and there was a used condom on the bed. 4 days later it was still there!

I had to move out in the end and ended up getting a flat by myself, I think I have been put off living with a bloke again for life, but then again my ex was very clean.

[armoured_amazon]

hi steppe........;)

PLEASE.....and I am going to be kind ....and make it as easy as I can.......

nothiing drastic.........LOL :confused:

wash those sheets TADAY..then every 2 weeks
clean grill TADAY.......then every 3 weeks
hovver TADAY.......then once a month

clean socks, tee and undies every 2 days......

clean towels one week....(at least)

keep the pisspot......:D

and wash in bicarb soda , vinager , glycerine soap.......

and your still a wonderful guy...................

Good advice!

Last year I moved into a two bedroom flat. It had just been bought by landlord and hadn't been lived in for 8 years. I got it really cheap as I said I would clean it and paint it.

In the spare room I took the duvet and pillows off the bed and put them in the wardrobe to air the place, my intention was to throw them out.

After a while a 36 year old bloke at my work was telling me he was sleeping on my his mums couch and I offered him my spare room. When he moved in he took the bedcovers out and put them on his bed, I explained they had been there since I moved in but he said it didn't matter.

in the 5 months I lived with him he didn't change his sheets once, I needed to always go into his room for the boiler and them sheets looked like a map of the world. I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life, literally streaks of shit all over the sheets.

When he got a girlfriend I sighed with relief hoping that finally he would start cleaning up after himself not just in his room but the whole flat. She stayed over most nights and still the sheets wasn't changed.

Last straw for me was when the boiler broke down and I let the plumber into the house and there was a used condom on the bed. 4 days later it was still there!

I had to move out in the end and ended up getting a flat by myself, I think I have been put off living with a bloke again for life, but then again my ex was very clean.

Urgh, that is so rank! :mad:

I realise how fortunate I have always been in my choice of partner; that they took care of personal hygiene and their sheets didn't have a film of dead skin and bodily fluids ground in to them.

[thelyran]

Steppewar...except for the PC and beer/wine...burn everything,then proceed
to do the same with the apartment you live in...blame it on the leprechauns...
only then,you will be free of the elementals...another class A thread by you sir,look forward to the next one with anticipation...my kindest regards,J

[chris]

I'm quite messy but I'm not dirty...My advice is to make things as easy as possible...

Buy all the same socks and many pairs...At the end of the day, chuck them in the basket and put on a new pair...Wash them all at the end of the week, easy!

Keep your crap down to a complete minimum and simply clean up after oneself straight after using it. Then do chores once a week and you'll be fine.

Also buy natural soaps and cleaners...This way not only can you keep your self and place clean but it also is a good intro into anti-nwo conversations when people ask you what kind of deoderant you wear...They don't like it too much when they find out they are wearing industrial war bi-products. This is also an incentive to keep a better place than others.

[chris]

I do agree that we live in a very shallow world but I can't say that to be above it, you need to live in filth...I'm sure most people that pretend to live above it judge a book by it's cover just like the rest of us.

[steppewar]

hi steppe........;)

PLEASE.....and I am going to be kind ....and make it as easy as I can.......

nothiing drastic.........LOL :confused:

wash those sheets TADAY..then every 2 weeks
clean grill TADAY.......then every 3 weeks
hovver TADAY.......then once a month

clean socks, tee and undies every 2 days......

clean towels one week....(at least)

keep the pisspot......:D

and wash in bicarb soda , vinager , glycerine soap.......

and your still a wonderful guy...................

Hello Lizzy. I don't think I'm as dirty as some posters seem to make out here. As I have a bath every day, my clothes don't get that dirty after 3 days. Also as I live in the UK it is never hot so I rarely sweat.

About a year ago I stopped using deoderants cos I was getting sore lumps under my armpits. All I use now is a bar of economy soap, it get's the job done. Also when my bath towel starts going mouldy, I throw it away and buy a new one. This is normally required only about once a year though.

I do use that grillpan every day but I cover it with a sheet of foil.

The piss pot sketch is just pure bone idleness, I admit!

[xpleet]

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000445ke5.jpg

Did you ever confuse it with a drinking bottle?

[entrangermercenary]

Sometimes you just got to piss in the sink
Charles Bukowski

pmsl:eek:

[pinkfreud]

Your nick seems Japanese.

:confused:


no it dont, how does it change a thing which piece of land on earth u lived?

yes it does.

put urself in relatively 'filthy' external conditions with garbage mounds everywhere, sewage 'rivers' flowing next to crowded railway stations, and slums galore just a stones throw away from ur home.

live through hot, humid weather where the temperatures rarely go below 40 degress C and makes u sweat like a horse. eat street food thats been made just off a busy highway. expose urself to smog till u choke.

n THEN tell me that u wont become more immune.

[pinkfreud]

I'm quite messy but I'm not dirty...

ditto.

[smurf]

I am single


I wonder why.

[drael]

Uve got a star for not changing ur bedsheets.

If thats rebellion, were fraked.

[knightofthegrail]

....I am single .....

Hmmmm, I wonder why :rolleyes:;)

[pinkfreud]

lord.

enough already.

everyones been wondering too much.

[armoured_amazon]

OP put it out there.

[anyuser]

Actually, I do use the toilet to have a poo. However, when I have a wee, I normally use what I call "Pisspot", which is an old 3 litre bottle carton of a soft drink. I am currently uploading a picture of it in 'steppewar's images' on Imageshack as I type this now. When it is uploaded I will post the link here.

The reason I do this is for convience. If I need to have a piss while I am watching the TV, all I need to do is stand up and wee in 'Pisspot'.

This makes perfect sense as I can still continue to watch the TV without having to walk 20 yards to my bathroom toilet. Obviously, when the 3 litre bottle is full of my wee, I walk to the bathroom, empty it down the toilet and flush it away.

Makes perfect sense to me and is highly convienient.

Here is the uploaded picture of my trusty Piss Pot next to my PC with your post as promised ...


I was going to try to help you on the poo thing, if you get a garbage disposal in your shower, you can poo in the shower and I would recommend you get a chair similar to this one http://stcatharines.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-health-special-needs-Commode-chair-with-toilet-sleeve-W0QQAdIdZ80934937 . You can get a 5 gallon bucket if you need more usage or you can make your own chair and set it by the shower over the garbage disposal in the shower and poo in there if you would like or just go in the 5 gallon bucket and probably empty it once a month. I would recommend you probably pour some bleach in the bucket to kill the bacteria that might grow on in it at least once a week.
I would also recommend that you pour your piss pot out the window as for it will cut down on water usage and the rain will wash the ground when it rains. Maybe you should also try changing your piss pot out maybe at least once a month so if you get bored, you can decorate it with some colorful permanent markers and take pictures of it to post it to a blog like a blogspot.com blog or whatever blog you choose. I would also recommend you get a twitter or justin.tv account and broadcast your life on tv as for your threads have sparked lots of interest and many people seem to be interested in your ideas.

[zarah]

I read the first page and then the last so I thought that bottle was apple juice or something. :eek:

Ive got OCD and can't bear dust, mess or dirty sheets so Id rather drink the contents of your bottle than spend a day at your place..unless youd let me clean :p

It's each to their own, I spose. I reckon there's at least fifteen men who live like you do in my lecture hall. Ive recently decided the smell of dirty hair is one of the most rank ever.

[deckard]

For the OP, I think your just a lazy slob tbh, but its your life, just dont be offended if nobody wants to be near you.

I also recomend you leave your house, thats a luxury for you, and no honest minger would sleep in such an enviroment.

I advise you first thing in the morning, to go down to your local hardware, and buy a nice big bottle of meth spirits and find an ally way somewhere, and some old newspapers to lie under later when it gets dark.

Because thats what the people who have no means to care for themselves do, so you might as well join them as well.
you can sell your house and use the money for metho, or if you rent, you can use that money for metho.

Just think, no horrible showers ever, no clean clothes ever, you will be even happier.

[deckard]

Its true that cavemen and the like werent clean but still survived.


we just assume they didnt look after their hygiene.

[deckard]

Has anyone ever taken a really heavy shit which resulted in more wiping than is usually necessary, then got to the point where there was only a trace amount showing up on the toilet paper, and then said "Fuck it, that's close enough. The rest will rub off on its own. I'm gonna take a shower later anyway."
I never have. I was just wondering if anyone else has.

Yeah I sometimes go through that, very annoying, and not good for the enviroment, on account of the amount of poo tickets used.

This is a result I believe of inncorrect diet, too much processed food, which we are not digesting properly, then getting clogged up in our bowels.

A sign of good health, is too snap off a few nice medium sized grunters, that fall out at a natural pace, not too foul smelling, and a good clean finish, hardly any toilet paper used, just a single wipe, with no need to reach for the bogroll again.

[goldenratio]

dude

animals clean themselves if they're dirty so its surely a natural instinct to cleanse yourself is it not?:confused:

if your happy living in squalor then you go for it but if your not then do something about it,

I think a bit of muck is good for your immune system and good for the soul but steady on McDuff:D

[goldenratio]

Yeah I sometimes go through that, very annoying, and not good for the enviroment, on account of the amount of poo tickets used.

This is a result I believe of inncorrect diet, too much processed food, which we are not digesting properly, then getting clogged up in our bowels.

A sign of good health, is too snap off a few nice medium sized grunters, that fall out at a natural pace, not too foul smelling, and a good clean finish, hardly any toilet paper used, just a single wipe, with no need to reach for the bogroll again.

:D:DLOL:D:D

this forum never ceases to surprise me

:D

[deckard]

they have tested hair and skin of its cleanliness on a person who showers every day, and on a person who doesnt shower for 6 months.
at the end of the 6 months the hair of the person with no showering and their skin is just as clean as the person who does shower their hair and clean every day.
your body starts producing its own soaps to cleanse itself.


Wow, funny how this doesnt seem to work for old homeless people.

[deckard]

Vile sssloth!

exactly, if he rented off me he would be kicked onto the street upon discovery, and all his smelly possessions thrown on top of him, computer included.

I would be wearing disposable gloves of course.

[deckard]

Why's everyone giving Steppe such a hard time? Steppes a grown man, he can live how he wants, if it lands him in trouble then it's a lesson worth learnt.


You obviously have never been a landlord have you?
I doubt this creature would own his own house, therefore when it eventually sloths off to new accomadations, its usually the poor owner that has to clean up after the nasty lazy pig.

[masonfree party]

well i'm living in a small van so i doubt bed bugs could exist on my makeshift mattress due to temperature dipping quite low on occasions.I probably have a shower every 2 days which i think is quite sufficient,change my socks twice a week,same with underpants and t-shirt...wash jeans once a month.Will get a new duvet say once every 4 months for a £5..cheaper than getting it washed i guess.
Personally i bet i'm alot cleaner than house dwellers being in the fresh air alot more and since i've had my enforced homelessness i feel much healthier so despite people saying you must get a proper home or your health will suffer it aint happening yet..,.the next fuckin copper though that knocks me up at 4 o'clock in the morning will get my fist in his face..barstards!

[steppewar]

I was going to try to help you on the poo thing, if you get a garbage disposal in your shower, you can poo in the shower and I would recommend you get a chair similar to this one http://stcatharines.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-health-special-needs-Commode-chair-with-toilet-sleeve-W0QQAdIdZ80934937 . You can get a 5 gallon bucket if you need more usage or you can make your own chair and set it by the shower over the garbage disposal in the shower and poo in there if you would like or just go in the 5 gallon bucket and probably empty it once a month. I would recommend you probably pour some bleach in the bucket to kill the bacteria that might grow on in it at least once a week.
I would also recommend that you pour your piss pot out the window as for it will cut down on water usage and the rain will wash the ground when it rains. Maybe you should also try changing your piss pot out maybe at least once a month so if you get bored, you can decorate it with some colorful permanent markers and take pictures of it to post it to a blog like a blogspot.com blog or whatever blog you choose. I would also recommend you get a twitter or justin.tv account and broadcast your life on tv as for your threads have sparked lots of interest and many people seem to be interested in your ideas.

Thanks for the advice on the poo thing but I think I'll stick to using my toilet for launching my torpedoes.

One slight drawback to using Piss Pot is that after a while some of the piss crystallizes into solid bits due to the salt content of the urine.

I am then forced to rinse the bottle out in the sink with water, shake it and empty it every few weeks to get rid of these deposits.

So while using my Piss Pot is far more convenient than using the toilet, which is a good 15-20 yard walk from my bedroom, it is still not perfect.

Any suggestions?

[goldenratio]

Thanks for the advice on the poo thing but I think I'll stick to using my toilet for launching my torpedoes.

One slight drawback to using Piss Pot is that after a while some of the piss crystallizes into solid bits due to the salt content of the urine.

I am then forced to rinse the bottle out in the sink with water, shake it and empty it every few weeks to get rid of these deposits.

So while using my Piss Pot is far more convenient than using the toilet, which is a good 15-20 yard walk from my bedroom, it is still not perfect.

Any suggestions?

dude, you love it!
your are indeed a scientist of gross on a mission.
good luck
:D

[goldenratio]

why dont you just buy 2 big baths, put them next to each other, fill one with beans and sleep in the other one, you could rig up some straw contraption so you could lie in one bath while sucking the beans out of the other and as a bonus you could poo and wee straight into your sleeping bath at the same time your eating, would this work?
:D:cool::confused::D

[steppewar]

why dont you just buy 2 big baths, put them next to each other, fill one with beans and sleep in the other one, you could rig up some straw contracption to lie in one bath while sucking the beans out of the other and as a bonus you could poo and wee straight into your sleeping bath at the same time your eating
:D:cool::confused::D

Hmmn, not very hygienic.

[father ted]

Steppewar, this is just what you need:
http://www.coloncleansercritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ultimate-colon-cleanse.jpg

You will also save toilet paper.

[klinker]

6) have not had a cold since i became a minger.

pmsl.

[karol2020]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

that image of the cooker is disgusting..... never washed it for 6 years?! oh my good... sorry, but one thing is higyene and other thing is not be a pig... i thing you have to find a balance, nothing too much is good, you don´t need to be too radical....

[karol2020]

Steppewar has a good point.

Only in the last 100 years has hygeine been so emphasised with soaps, good healt hand all the rest. People from the the 3500 odd years before that seemed ok.

People today bath in the Ganges which is full of all kinds of waste. But hey its holy and they are happy doing it.

Think about how we wash our hands before we eat and how were always warned of germs... when most animals are happy to eat anything straight of the floor and covered in dirt.

you put good points.... we have to think that the higyene industry grows a lot everyday... and it´s a commerce sooo big.... maybe they created somethings that we really don´t need but they makes us believe we need that.... I can think now, of the intimus liquid soap for women, that appeared recently and is being made a normal and necessarie product like any other soap..... I mean? do we really need use that? How many women here use a intimus soap?

[onourwayto2012]

gross!

I hope you enjoy sleeping with these guys........

Bed bugs!
http://www.bedbugsguide.com/bed-bug-waste.jpg

Dust Mites
http://www.erinsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dust-mite.jpg

Excuse me but I have to go change my sheets immediately!

[smariot]

Ah, you're so mean. Why don't you want them to have your dead skin? You weren't going to use it for anything.

[steevo]

Please someone put this thread in the "have a laugh" catergory.

[young_geecee]

:confused:




yes it does.

put urself in relatively 'filthy' external conditions with garbage mounds everywhere, sewage 'rivers' flowing next to crowded railway stations, and slums galore just a stones throw away from ur home.
n THEN tell me that u wont become more immune.

are we talking about london or india here?

[musti]

You obviously have never been a landlord have you?
I doubt this creature would own his own house, therefore when it eventually sloths off to new accomadations, its usually the poor owner that has to clean up after the nasty lazy pig.

that's not cool.

[qasrose]

Guy's he's joking around. And you have all felt for it :D No one can be that dirty No one.

[dondaz]

What's in the plastic bottle next to your monitor?

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#241/p1000445ke5.jpg

[steppewar]

What's in the plastic bottle next to your monitor?

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#241/p1000445ke5.jpg

It's my piss pot. Some people didn't believe I use it as my toilet so I put a photo of it up on Imageshack.

[amethyst]

Please someone put this thread in the "have a laugh" catergory.

Yes definitely! :D

Guy's he's joking around. And you have all felt for it No one can be that dirty No one.

steppewar definitely posts some "interesting" posts.

[dondaz]

It's my piss pot. Some people didn't believe I use it as my toilet so I put a photo of it up on Imageshack.

Did you spell your username wrong? Should it have been steptoe:rolleyes:

I'm not going to ask what you do when you want a number 2:eek:

[lessgov2007]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

You might just have the worlds largest mite collection, never know... And, they accuse humanity of being "civilized"?

[americana]

It's like that photograph of the ghastly abandoned apartment in Texas (strewn with take-out food containers, clothes, cat poop, you name it).

Those photographs, which spread all over the Internet, spurred people on to clean their homes, even if they weren't one-millionth as dirty.

Steppewar has done humanity a great service.

Even unintentionally, he has guys worldwide, perhaps even in other solar systems, washing their sheets in an effort to get laid.

Although I myself am female, I am doing my laundry at this very instant on the strength of this very thread.

[anyuser]

Guy's he's joking around. And you have all felt for it :D No one can be that dirty No one.

While I don't know if he's joking around or not, I can tell you that my cat has not taken a bath or shower in 20 years and she sleeps in the dirty clothes basket and she doesn't seem to mind. Also I have witnessed the cattle that I have seen over the years crap all over theirself and on top of each other and they don't seem to mind either. Also bulls like to have unprotected sex with as many cows as they can and the other cows don't seem to mind that their "bull" is having sex with another cow. Since I have seen those, I don't think that this guy is so bad. Even though my cat hasn't taken a bath or shower in 20 years, I pet her sometimes. I do though wash my hands with soap after I do though.

[lessgov2007]

I think maybe this guy just wants to create his own Jesus shroud of himself.

[armoured_amazon]

It's like that photograph of the ghastly abandoned apartment in Texas (strewn with take-out food containers, clothes, cat poop, you name it).

Those photographs, which spread all over the Internet, spurred people on to clean their homes, even if they weren't one-millionth as dirty.

Steppewar has done humanity a great service.

Even unintentionally, he has guys worldwide, perhaps even in other solar systems, washing their sheets in an effort to get laid.

Although I myself am female, I am doing my laundry at this very instant on the strength of this very thread.

Haha, that's actually true; I changed the bedding yesterday, put laundry in a wash and vacuumed the entire apartment.

[marpat]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.


You must be from liverpool :D

[amethyst]

It's like that photograph of the ghastly abandoned apartment in Texas (strewn with take-out food containers, clothes, cat poop, you name it).

Those photographs, which spread all over the Internet, spurred people on to clean their homes, even if they weren't one-millionth as dirty.

Steppewar has done humanity a great service.

Even unintentionally, he has guys worldwide, perhaps even in other solar systems, washing their sheets in an effort to get laid.

Although I myself am female, I am doing my laundry at this very instant on the strength of this very thread.

LOL :p

How come I'm suddenly feeling itchy?

[lessgov2007]

LOL :p

How come I'm suddenly feeling itchy?

I don't know. Here's a solution to crabs though. Shave one half, set fire to the other half, stab the little critters with an ice pick as they go running across. Repeat as required until desired results.

[amethyst]

I don't know. Here's a solution to crabs though. Shave one half, set fire to the other half, stab the little critters with an ice pick as they go running across. Repeat as required until desired results.

:eek: uh.....what kind of "crabs" might you be refering too?

[lessgov2007]

:eek: uh.....what kind of "crabs" might you be refering too?

The itchy kind... :D

[simplify]

I can't believe people are still posting on this thread:rolleyes:

[lessgov2007]

I can't believe people are still posting on this thread:rolleyes:

It's a conspiracy.

[steevo]

It's a conspiracy.

I think it's something more simple than that.

[bicycle]

I can't believe people are still posting on this thread:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

[lessgov2007]

:rolleyes:

They're not, it's an illusion.

[anyuser]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbr1xh2d4Ck

[anyuser]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUseCJ7PhLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHMez_V5C9g

[inky]

This is the funniest thread I have seen in ages. Now, come on everyone we have all had a piss pot at one time or another:D And a dusty monitor and goddam crusty grill, we have all worn our underwear for more than two days in a row and we have all gone through stages of leaving our bed sheeets to fester (ok probably not for two years:eek:) But at least hes honest and has the balls to admit it:eek:

[truthcommission]

If anything at least steppewar has shown up some people's conditioning. I know people who haven't washed their hair with shampoo in over 5 years and their hair looks clean and healthy. Some girls don't shave their legs or armpits but I guess that would gross out some of the people here. Get over it.

[deckard]

If anything at least steppewar has shown up some people's conditioning. I know people who haven't washed their hair with shampoo in over 5 years and their hair looks clean and healthy. Some girls don't shave their legs or armpits but I guess that would gross out some of the people here. Get over it.

I think your confusing 'conditioning' with making an effort.

[binkbonk]

sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As i am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) change my socks, underpants and t shirts every 3-5 days.
2) have never cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... Here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) have not had a cold since i became a minger.

cochino!

[deckard]

Guy's he's joking around. And you have all felt for it :D No one can be that dirty No one.


Unfortunately there are some people out there, creatures or things would be a better description, who are this lazy and unclean.
You can excuse the homeless person at least, but never anyone who has the available facilitys and still cant be bothered making use of them, hes just a disgusting filthy chat.

[truthcommission]

I think your confusing 'conditioning' with making an effort.
There are many people who shower every day, cover themselves with expensive fragrances in a vain attempt to cover their natural body odor but still end up smelling like shit.

Steppewar if you are bathing every day and using a towel which is rife with bacteria and mold isn't that defeating the purpose?

[deckard]

There are many people who shower every day, cover themselves with expensive fragrances in a vain attempt to cover their natural body odor but still end up smelling like shit.


That is true, but at least they are trying to do something about it.
The main problem is with diet, these people are eating the wrong foods, and as a result are emissioning foul odours.
This is because of their own bio chemistry, which cant process the food properly, other people may eat the same foods and not have this problem.

[truthcommission]

The main problem is with diet, these people are eating the wrong foods, and as a result are emissioning foul odours.
True. Garbage in ... garbage out.

While these people are hung up on their appearance they don't think twice about shoveling junk food into their bodies.

So now you have a spike in lifestlye related deaths from the sheer amount of toxins and chemicals pumped in and onto the body.

[crowd control]

Yer man is entitled to live how he sees fit.

Disgust is learned, we are taught as kids to "put that down, it's dirty!"

Our prescribed educations are 9/10 times the polar opposite of the reality.

[limelady]

Well, with a little humour along the way, this thread has really been discussing the mental and physical health associated with cleanliness, dirt and clutter, and our mental conditioning and general attitude towards same, so I feel its high time this thread finally made its way to the right sub-forum. :)

[armoured_amazon]

:D

[deckard]

Yer man is entitled to live how he sees fit.
Disgust is learned, we are taught as kids to "put that down, it's dirty!"
Our prescribed educations are 9/10 times the polar opposite of the reality.

In his own house maybe, but this guy sounds like a rental, so he has a responsibility to maintaining and keeping clean property that isnt his, its just basic consideration.
And if you saw your kid playing with a dogs doodie pie, wouldnt you tell them to put it down, and make them wash their hands with soapy water?
What do you call the reality, being filthy when we dont need to be?

[hw spartan]

exterminate all germs, exterminate all germs
exterminate exterminate

http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-tv-012.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

or you could call "Mr Matrix" to bust up the dust and dirt

woooosh
http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-tv-013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

hahaha:)

Hahahaha we are doomed:eek:

[crowd control]

In his own house maybe, but this guy sounds like a rental, so he has a responsibility to maintaining and keeping clean property that isnt his, its just basic consideration.
And if you saw your kid playing with a dogs doodie pie, wouldnt you tell them to put it down, and make them wash their hands with soapy water?
What do you call the reality, being filthy when we dont need to be?

Doodie pie lol, nice one.

Fair enough Mr Deckard, if I saw my kid, if I had one, playing with dog shit then yeah I'd take them away from it, wash their hands etc, sure, but it would be more out of concern for infection than any clean crusade( I'd let him/her run about and play in normal dirt etc til their hearts content.) In educating the child about said doodie pie I would avoid any hyperbole and disgust/fear enforcing retoric.

peace.

[pinkgeranium]

Sounds minging, doesn't it. I however, refuse to comply to accepted 'norms' for most areas of life when proved unnecessary. As I am single and have a bath every day it does not need to be done.

The hygiene industry is only concerned with parting you from your cash and making you ill with allergies. They publicly promote 'destroy all germs', but do not state at the same time that this destroys your immune system from complete non exposure to the slightest bit of dirt.

I also

1) Change my socks, underpants and T shirts every 3-5 days.
2) Have NEVER cleaned my cooker in 6 years ... here's the proof of my dirty grillpan ...

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/steppewar/images/detail/#228/p1000387gr7.jpg

3) Put bleach down toilet once a month max.
4) Hoover and dust flat once a year.
5) Put a new pair of jeans on every 6 months
6) Have not had a cold since I became a minger.

Just a wild guess but............................... Im guessing you are single ;)

[deckard]

Doodie pie lol, nice one.
Fair enough Mr Deckard, if I saw my kid, if I had one, playing with dog shit then yeah I'd take them away from it, wash their hands etc, sure, but it would be more out of concern for infection than any clean crusade( I'd let him/her run about and play in normal dirt etc til their hearts content.) In educating the child about said doodie pie I would avoid any hyperbole and disgust/fear enforcing retoric.
peace.

Same here, a filthy kid is usually(not always) also having alot of fun, but that kid still gets washed every day as well, thats not a clean crusade, thats just basic hygiene, cleanliness and good old fashioned pride.

[anyuser]

some people do like to eat it though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ui5BP-6IY

[deckard]

Also a lot of parents spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes for their kids to play in, worried that their kids wont look as cool as the other kids, so of course they dont want them to play rough or dirty in them, well too bad, either get the sewing needle out and wash their clothes more, or buy them cheap stuff to wear when playing, and save the good stuff when you go out to a restaurant.

[deckard]

some people do like to eat it though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ui5BP-6IY

would you kiss such a person on the mouth?

[hw spartan]

would you kiss such a person on the mouth?

Ronald Ragen did
hahahahaha:eek:

[anyuser]

Well she does look rather nice and seems nice. I don't think she eats poop very often though. She probably wouldn't tell me she eats cat poop if we were to date but if she would like to date, I would date her, but I would also bring her some Listerine first and she must use it when we meet.

[deckard]

Well she does look rather nice and seems nice. I don't think she eats poop very often though. She probably wouldn't tell me she eats cat poop if we were to date but if she would like to date, I would date her, but I would also bring her some Listerine first and she must use it when we meet.

You would still date someone you knew had eaten cat shit?

[deckard]

Ronald Ragen did
hahahahaha:eek:

??

[hw spartan]

Well she does look rather nice and seems nice. I don't think she eats poop very often though. She probably wouldn't tell me she eats cat poop if we were to date but if she would like to date, I would date her, but I would also bring her some Listerine first and she must use it when we meet.

hahaha listerine hahahaha


more like bleach :eek:

[hw spartan]

??

It wasnt soposed to make sense...hahaha
but i can probly start a rumour
hahahaha

[anyuser]

You would still date someone you knew had eaten cat shit?

Well I don't have any money, I live out in the middle of nowhere, and I don't see anyone really but old people if I see anyone at all. I am like 16 and so under these circumstances, dire measures can be taken. If she would like to visit me, since I don't really see anyone unless its my parents or some very old people if I go walking around, I would be glad to date her because she would be some company for me to have. It is kind of boring being by your self 24/7 ya know.

[hw spartan]

Well I don't have any money, I live out in the middle of nowhere, and I don't see anyone really but old people if I see anyone at all. I am like 16 and so under these circumstances, dire measures can be taken. If she would like to visit me, since I don't really see anyone unless its my parents or some very old people if I go walking around, I would be glad to date her because she would be some company for me to have. It is kind of boring being by your self 24/7 ya know.

16...mate dont even bother, just live....let your life live, dont think of pussy or youll miss out on all that heavenlly glory..oj
but seriouslly.....relax...time is not your enemy, time is your freind here, trust me, when your in your 20's, woman will come and go. but your loneiness will always be there, wich basically im saying, you might think its about relationship that your lonelly, only to find out when your with a person, that your still lonelly, take my advise, dont think its about opposite sex, it devil fucking with you, and the tool here is youth culture, where you think you have to have a girlfreind at 16. no... trust me, find the real reson of your bordom....and live.:cool:

[deckard]

Well I don't have any money, I live out in the middle of nowhere, and I don't see anyone really but old people if I see anyone at all. I am like 16 and so under these circumstances, dire measures can be taken. If she would like to visit me, since I don't really see anyone unless its my parents or some very old people if I go walking around, I would be glad to date her because she would be some company for me to have. It is kind of boring being by your self 24/7 ya know.

Theres away around this, forget the catshit eating girl, save up and move to the city.

[91181]

LMAO @at this whole thread, thks for putting a smile on my face guys :D

[onourwayto2012]

LMAO @at this whole thread, thks for putting a smile on my face guys :D

What are you talking about?? This a very serious Medical/Health/Healing thread!
Actually I am LMAO too.
Dear Abby,
I want to date this cute girl....but she eats cat poop...

[limelady]

LMAO @at this whole thread, thks for putting a smile on my face guys :D

Yes, you're absolutely right 91181!

Its high time this thread had a turn in Have a Laugh!

Off we go! :D

[jvx19]

You would still date someone you knew had eaten cat shit?

my dog eats cat shit, and when company comes over some people let her lick their face. (You know who you are!).

And I say..."yeah....you really don't want to let her do that."

[armoured_amazon]

This thread is costing me too much money. I just went and bought a posh new duvet set lololol

[deckard]

my dog eats cat shit, and when company comes over some people let her lick their face. (You know who you are!).
And I say..."yeah....you really don't want to let her do that."

But you dont play tonsil hockey with your friends dog, or anyones dog do you.

[americana]

This thread is costing me too much money. I just went and bought a posh new duvet set lololol

LOL this is too funny! Yesterday I bought 3 throws for my bed just because of this thread.

They are fleece throws and thankfully didn't set me back much at $4.99 each!

I was considering buying a comforter, as I had chucked my old, worn-out one over the summer.

But then I got these, and a main factor is, they are easily washable in a regular-sized washing mashine. I was thinking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S BED when I got them!!! Guess who . ..

I've always heard that layering is good when it comes to warmth. Got 2 on the bed so far, and we'll see if I need more.

I am pleased as punch with my purchase. Nice colors, soft, warm and cozy.

At the same time, I also got new pillow cases, $2.99, and supposedly 600-thread count. I picked them up because of the pretty lilac color.

So I am getting all set, thanks to the subconscious items implanted in my mind because of this very thread.

[amethyst]

This thread is costing me too much money. I just went and bought a posh new duvet set lololol

haha funny, I just bought new sheets too...but I really did need them :D

[amethyst]

LOL this is too funny! Yesterday I bought 3 throws for my bed just because of this thread.

They are fleece throws and thankfully didn't set me back much at $4.99 each!

I was considering buying a comforter, as I had chucked my old, worn-out one over the summer.

But then I got these, and a main factor is, they are easily washable in a regular-sized washing mashine. I was thinking about SOMEBODY ELSE'S BED when I got them!!! Guess who . ..

I've always heard that layering is good when it comes to warmth. Got 2 on the bed so far, and we'll see if I need more.

I am pleased as punch with my purchase. Nice colors, soft, warm and cozy.

At the same time, I also got new pillow cases, $2.99, and supposedly 600-thread count. I picked them up because of the pretty lilac color.

So I am getting all set, thanks to the subconscious items implanted in my mind because of this very thread.

We need our own "new sheets and bedding" thread :D

[branjo]

Your bed is probably clean because of the entire eco system that lives in it has organized and is cleaning itself :D

[hw spartan]

hahahaha damn nearlly spilt my bloody wine
hahahaha
:D

[steppewar]

I believe it is cruel to destroy spiders homes, so I always let them build large cob webs in my flat.

Here is a picture of a cob web development growing in a corner of the roof in my bathroom.

I decided to grant the spider concerned planning permission a few years ago to build this ...

http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000069re9.jpg

[deckard]

Maybe the spider could teach you some basic cleanliness.

[armoured_amazon]

Maybe the spider could teach you some basic cleanliness.

:D

[xaroz]

I believe it is cruel to destroy spiders homes, so I always let them build large cob webs in my flat.

Here is a picture of a cob web development growing in a corner of the roof in my bathroom.

I decided to grant the spider concerned planning permission a few years ago to build this ...

http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000069re9.jpg

Who's to say that in the grand scheme of things, a spider has less rights to exist anyway? :D

Besides, I once heard on the discovery channel (so it must be true) that an average house has about 1200 spiders in it. Throw out one, you still got 1199 spiders left. So what's the point? :confused:

On the subject of not having to walk to your bathroom for a nr 1 ...have you tried a hose? Ok, at first you might not be able to build up the required pressure to bridge any height problem, but I'm sure that, with enough practise, this method will eliminate the need of getting up at all :cool:

[deckard]

I would like to know how they stay on the walls, and ceilings without falling off, amazing creatures.

[krakhead]

I would like to know how they stay on the walls, and ceilings without falling off, amazing creatures.

JFGI! ;)

http://whyfiles.org/shorties/152sticky_spider/

[deckard]

Ta Krakhead, I didnt know they jumped, I just thought they moved quick, Im very glad they arent bigger than us, we would have alot of trouble going to sleep at night.

[jp13]

[QUOTE=truthcommission;563699]I think he is serious.


God I thought I was I was bad, but have a long way to go by the looks of it.

[eyepod]

Couldn't help but think of this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oh4VOugJDVM&feature=related

[mindatrisk]

I kind of followed a similar path a few years ago, not as deliberately and i didn't exactly promote it, but it was a necessary part of my growth. I went through a process of defying expectations which freed me from guilt, shame, pressure, conformity etc. I was defying my ego. I was unpresentable and unattractive. I felt unattractive. I felt slimey and just ugghhhhh, but it was needed. It is sort of like the zen proverb... First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, and then there is a mountain again. By rejecting these social expectations he will gain an insight into their nature, understand them and then reapproriate these aspects back into his life with a truer perception of their nature. There is nothing wrong with being clean, however, why do you want to be clean? Because society accepts you that way and requires you to be? I like what this guy is doing.

[onourwayto2012]

I would like to know how they stay on the walls, and ceilings without falling off, amazing creatures.
Reminds me of when I went camping a few years ago and used this crude outhouse that was there. So as I'm sitting there I look up and the ceiling is just covered with a MASS of spiders... like a horror movie. I wanted to dash out but was able to remain calm enough to take care of business.

[psychedelia]

The title of this thread just makes my OCD go out of control.

Can I please come to clean your home??

[pinkfreud]

I believe it is cruel to destroy spiders homes, so I always let them build large cob webs in my flat.

Here is a picture of a cob web development growing in a corner of the roof in my bathroom.

I decided to grant the spider concerned planning permission a few years ago to build this ...

http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1000069re9.jpg


http://fc74.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/151/3/a/_rofl__by_Smidy.gif

we need more people like u

[deckard]

Reminds me of when I went camping a few years ago and used this crude outhouse that was there. So as I'm sitting there I look up and the ceiling is just covered with a MASS of spiders... like a horror movie. I wanted to dash out but was able to remain calm enough to take care of business.

Amusing, what kind of spiders were they?
And what if one had descended down on you, I doubt you would have kept your nerve for one second, you would have been straight out the dunny door turds and all.

[ustane]

steppewar, you're amaaaaazing.....!:

[hagbard_celine]

Steppewar, if I ever come to visit you... remind me to book into a nearby B&B;):D

[therealknockoff]

wow...24 pages and counting of people responding to someone describing his dirtyness. hahaha