British government managed to lose 20,979 cows.

[killmicrosoft]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10142008/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm

http://www.silobreaker.com/DocumentReader.aspx?Item=5_913264394

http://www.thebeefsite.com/news/24657/20979-the-lost-cows-of-britain

http://www.agmates.com/blog/2008/10/14/have-you-seen-20979-cows/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3182720/Defra-admits-losing-20000-cows-in-Britain.html

http://leatherheadblog.com/

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cm080929/text/80929w0028.htm

http://www.newstin.co.uk/tag/uk/80772453

http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/12/1988669-defra-admits-losing-20000-cows-in-britain-

[klinker]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10142008/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm

Hmmm. Aliens arriving 14th October and loads of cows missing? A coincidence?

[serenevasaline]

Hmmm. Aliens arriving 14th October and loads of cows missing? A coincidence?

hehe, yeeeeah, why do they always go for the cows anyway?

Did you guys see the headline " udder chaos" . corny. lolz

[wazaaap]

What a joke - is it the 1st of April or something?

[helexia]

Hey maybe aliens like milk and steak too. You can't blame em :D

[romas]

Mcfederation burgers!

[blueyonder2012]

I thought this was funny one:

"The property market crash is thankfully bringing an end to the endless sequence of property programmes such as"

1. Recession, Recession, Recession
2. The Renting Ladder
3. Bust, Bankrupt & Beeny
4. Grand Disasters
5. A Place in the Sewage

Other suggestions to add to the list?

;)

[1694]

Heard this gag on Radio 4:
Mondays Daily Mail Competition Win a £500,000 luxury cottage
Tuesday; Win a £450,000 Luxary cottage
Wednesday; Win a brand new Ford Mondeo. Second prize 10 Luxury cottages for the runner ups.

[sickleblade]

Loll