mari
12-10-2008, 10:58 PM
Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting
dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they know there is not enough
money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word
"lisp"?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there
still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble
bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not
on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the
refrigerator with hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string
a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from
the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those
enclosed light fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why
do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all
right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to
catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else
over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house
as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law
jokes?
Any more whys?
Do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting
dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they know there is not enough
money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word
"lisp"?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there
still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what colour bubble
bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not
on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the
refrigerator with hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string
a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from
the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those
enclosed light fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why
do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all
right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,
you stupid idiot?"
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to
catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else
over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house
as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law
jokes?
Any more whys?