Gerbils

[entrangermercenary]

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Ok the problem I have people is that a very nice "friend" of mine has a Gerbil problem:eek:. The friend in ? is absolutely gorgeous on the outside, but the mind boggles at the inner self:(

Now I was asked by this "friend" how to cure this problem because it interfers with the meditation and yoga amongst other things :p as the gerbils are in the bedroom. Now this "friend" or mayb I should say fiend is dead set on MURDERING them, yes I said FUCKING MURDERING them:mad:At the moment the "friend" just chucks a couple of books at them so they startle and hidehow cruel is that people:mad:
The problem started when I was approached on a way to kill them, AND I can say being a totall pacifist that I was nearly sick:eek: Now the friendship is on the brink:( so I need to resolve the problem.
ANY ideas on how to kill them would b appreciated.
Should I adopt the little cute creatures and bin the "friend" ?

My "friend" or soon to b poss ex "friend" has mentall issues with killing I think because where does it stop? Perhaps the neighbours dog is barking, what then a poisoned pork chop:eek::mad: The cats a meoowing for a bowl of milk, what then a bowl ov anti freeze:(

ANY suggestions by you forumites would b most appreciated
thanx in advance xxxxxxx

[devin]

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Ok the problem I have people is that a very nice "friend" of mine has a Gerbil problem:eek:. The friend in ? is absolutely gorgeous on the outside, but the mind boggles at the inner self:(

Now I was asked by this "friend" how to cure this problem because it interfers with the meditation and yoga amongst other things :p as the gerbils are in the bedroom. Now this "friend" or mayb I should say fiend is dead set on MURDERING them, yes I said FUCKING MURDERING them:mad:At the moment the "friend" just chucks a couple of books at them so they startle and hidehow cruel is that people:mad:
The problem started when I was approached on a way to kill them, AND I can say being a totall pacifist that I was nearly sick:eek: Now the friendship is on the brink:( so I need to resolve the problem.
ANY ideas on how to kill them would b appreciated.
Should I adopt the little cute creatures and bin the "friend" ?

My "friend" or soon to b poss ex "friend" has mentall issues with killing I think because where does it stop? Perhaps the neighbours dog is barking, what then a poisoned pork chop:eek::mad: The cats a meoowing for a bowl of milk, what then a bowl ov anti freeze:(

ANY suggestions by you forumites would b most appreciated
thanx in advance xxxxxxx

Adopt them and express ALL of your feelings towards this incident with the intention of healing your friend.

[badasscass]

umm...donate them to a school or something?
as long as they're not getting stuck up his butt, which is almost as bad as murdering them.

[entrangermercenary]

umm...donate them to a school or something?
as long as they're not getting stuck up his butt, which is almost as bad as murdering them.

Something to confess badass:p or should it be gerbilass:D

[krakhead]

Something to confess badass:p or should it be gerbilass:D

First - take them off him! ASAP!

Second - sell them to this guy...

Although, in a manner possibly well described as a synchronicity, he was interviewed for this morning's Metro and mentioned this myth! Denied it of course. ;)

[astrochicken]

Gerbil Stew... it'll probably taste better than that testicle recipe thread somewhere else on the forum.

[anahata]

... Perhaps the neighbours dog is barking, what then a poisoned pork chop:eek::mad:



PMSL You're a silly bastard arn't you?!! :D

[entrangermercenary]

Gerbil Stew... it'll probably taste better than that testicle recipe thread somewhere else on the forum.

Nice but not nice enuff.

We didnt argue about it but stuffed them onto a couple ov kebab skewers:eek: Lightly seasoned , then slowly cooked over a bed of coals with chestnuts.Served on a bed ov crispy lettuce with red peppers mmmmmmmmm