Is David's Middle-name really Vaughan!

[hagbard_celine]

David Vaughan Icke (pronounced "IKE" /aɪk/) (born April 29, 1952 in Leicester, England) is a British writer and public speaker who has devoted himself since 1990 to researching "who and what is really controlling the world." [1] A former professional football player, reporter, television sports presenter, and spokesman for the Green Party, he is the author of 20 books explaining his views.



Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke

Could be worse. I had a mate at school called Peter Zachariah Moncur. Understandably he usually introduced himself as just Peter Moncur!

[them]

There was a chap in my house at school called Richard Pullin.

Dick to his mates..

[hagbard_celine]

There was a chap in my house at school called Richard Pullin.

Dick to his mates..

:D :D :D

It's a bit like that cricket comentator's gaff: "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey."!

[ho1ogram]

I've always heard rumours that there is a bloke somewhere called Wayne Kerr.

[hagbard_celine]

I wrote a story with a really nasty man in it, so to be truly cruel I called him Gerald Cox-Ucker!:D

[auron]

Seriously this is no bullshit! We used to have a teacher at school called Richard Eyres. So everyone called him Dick Eyres! :)

[tru3]

I wrote a story with a really nasty man in it, so to be truly cruel I called him Gerald Cox-Ucker!:D

Send me a copy and I'll forward it to a press agent I know. The name's Hunt. Mike Hunt. :p

[auron]

This reminds me of a joke posted by tru3, in the "Have a Laugh" section:

Do you know Jack Schitt?
by kToche
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

[supertzar]

There is a woman at my work named Minnie Johnson. :D

[auron]

I love the avatar mate! :D

[supertzar]

Thanks. Jimi was the man. Not without his problems, but what a message he brought. Did you know he was a UFO contactee? That's what his friend Curtis Knight says in his book. Aliens saved them from freezing to death in a blizzard one night among other things!

[auron]

Yeah man, i heard that! ;)

Jimi was definitely the man! :) Another guy that would amazing today. A true legend!

[limelady]

My ex went out with a girl called Joy Nobbs!

Apparently they were too! :D