David Icke stole my bike

[alchemy]

Didn't want to bring this up, but feel I should. When I was on a cycling holiday last year on the Isle Of Wight, I lost my bike. I was overlooking the sea above a cliff, my bike resting next to a bench. Distracted within my thoughts, I didn't notice someone riding off on my bike. I chased after them but inevitably couldn't catch up. I have to say it looked very much like David Icke. Now, I have had dealings with the "Illuminati" in Prague in the past and perhaps David could sense this and decided to take my bike in order to conduct scientific experiments upon it.

If you are reading this David and have finished with it, could you please contact me. If it wasn't you, then apologies, there is someone out there who looks very much like you.

The bike is/was: http://www.bikes2udirect.com/bikes_html/images/items/B1243.jpg

[auron]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5070/smoke20lotsnr2.gif

[fantana]

As a HMHT, it is my DUTY to save people from such harrasment.

After much shirts off showdowning across the nation, I uncovered the true culprit to the bike stealing.

It was NOT David Icke, but rather, our very own hagbard_celine who looks exactly like David Icke because he is a spy who can disguise himself as anyone.

Here is my proof


http://i5.tinypic.com/4cw1m41.jpg

[garth]

LMAO....well done Fantana...total pissa:)

[fantana]

well done Fantana.]

I'm just doing what I was put on this damn planet to do, in a non gay way

http://a675.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/m_e4309ea82f3abffe263324e99e168c12.jpg

[adramelech]

Fantana, as the leading expert on what is not gay, I would like to get your professional opinion of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

[fantana]

Fantana, as the leading expert on what is not gay, I would like to get your professional opinion of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g

Oh my.

I haven't come across a case of clear Galien infection since the Daniel Rose case back in July '05. That poor man had been staying in a Galiens house and didn't even know it, but I managed to exercise the Gaymons out of him by doing a lot of press ups, sit ups and of course burpees. He fully recovered and has since almost held hands with a girl. He is a work in progress.

None of those fagtoids should even consider looking at wearing HMHT tops (which were exclusive to Bruce Willis in die hard for a long time) I can't imagine what BW would do if he saw this, but I imagine there would be a lot of punches, explosions and exciting times. In a non gay way, of course.

My suggestion to anyone who has seen this, wash your eyes out with Fairy Liquid (its kind on the skin, leaves it soft but firm and manly) and do a lot of Burpees followed by shadow boxing.


Jesus, I have a lot of work to do.

[jinjo5]

Bastard,how can david nick your bike?
Im disgusted,i had so much respect for the guy.
I suppose he was told to nick it by the aliens.
Youll find him in somewhere in a cave crying
the bike looked his in his childhood.
so many memories.
only joking,for the serious.:D

[hagbard_celine]

Fantana, you've rumbled me.

I hate to say this, but the bike is the least of David's problems. I robbed a bank dressed uplike that too!

:D :)

[laid back mac]

My suggestion to anyone who has seen this, wash your eyes out with Fairy Liquid (its kind on the skin, leaves it soft but firm and manly) and do a lot of Burpees followed by shadow boxing.

While, if I may add, watching this.

[fantana]

While, if I may add, watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLqwNevBk3M).

Fantanatastic choice

[notaslave]

Pretty sure I someone riding from Downing Street riding to Buckingham Palace on that particular bike.

[laid back mac]

Fantanatastic choice

Yes I thought so.

I'm not gay.

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

I'm just doing what I was put on this damn planet to do, in a non gay way

http://a675.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/m_e4309ea82f3abffe263324e99e168c12.jpg

Sounds abit like "defensive denial".

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/rsscache/20060521-jdg.gif

http://a675.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/25/m_e4309ea82f3abffe263324e99e168c12.jpg

hmmmmm :p


Just taking the piss, man. :p

[hagbard_celine]

Yes I thought so.

I'm not gay.


Sometimes I wish I was gay, or at least bisexual.

Then I could fancy Fantana! :D

[lottie]

Sometimes I wish I was gay, or at least bisexual.

Then I could fancy Fantana! :D

LOL- i think with a bod like that, he ought to treat us ladies to an 'i am me i am free' pic!!!:D ;) :p

[fantana]

LOL- i think with a bod like that, he ought to treat us ladies to an 'i am me i am free' pic!!!:D ;) :p

What about my face???

[lottie]

What about my face???

its not your face im interested in love!!!;) :D

[alchemy]

I was starting to think that maybe aliens had stolen it while dressed as David Icke in order to spoil his outstanding reputation, so I was therefore about to give him the benefit of doubt. I have however today received an email from a source I cannot name that has claimed to have seen Mr Icke with my bike this weekend cycling around Newport (IOW) in his pyjamas. I may have to go down to the Isle of Wight and see the evidence for myself, but I won't be very happy if I catch the culprit, so please hand it back Ickey or face the consequences.

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

Sounds like Icke owned you, buddy.

If I was you, I'd be greatful. You know how many people wish they had the chance to see Icke in person. Or even let him have one or some of their valuables?

Give the guy a break! Lawsuits, courts, books, and many other things that need to be payed for, and you're worried about a petty little bike?

Be greatful, child.

[fantana]

its not your face im interested in love!!!;) :D

Wait, are you a woman or a Galien? I get confused. Not in real life, you understand.

[lottie]

Wait, are you a woman or a Galien? I get confused. Not in real life, you understand.

Whats a Galien when its at home? :confused:

[fantana]

Whats a Galien when its at home? :confused:

Just for you, here it is all explained

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=43983#post43983

[loderlive]

its not your face im interested in love!!!;) :D

He bats for the wrong team love! :o

[bicycle]

I was wondering how Icke had lost so much weight. The IOW is very hilly in some places, and dont get me started on strong headwinds:rolleyes:

[bicycle]

He bats for the wrong team love! :o

Hey you leave our Fantana alone. I've seen plenty of photos of Fantana with lots of good looking young women, in a non gay way of course.

The fact that the said women suddenly become 50 quid better off shortly after the photos have been taken is purely coincidental!

[anonymous]

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