How to get to the top.......

[joy division]

and infiltrate the "illumies".

I may be sad but i was thinking long and hard before sleeping last night about how you could do this.

Start of right from the bottom and find leads to the top if you see what i mean.

What you would do when you thought you had found the "illumie" is the real question.

[11kushna11]

My Dad turned down the chance to join the Freemasons a few years before I was born, I still reprimand him for it today!

Other than that I'm not overly sure... I think it would probably be nigh-on impossible since you wouldn't get to the highest levels without being thoroughly 'qualified' first, and they probably don't share much before then.

[turquoisefyre]

and infiltrate the "illumies".

I may be sad but i was thinking long and hard before sleeping last night about how you could do this.

Start of right from the bottom and find leads to the top if you see what i mean.

What you would do when you thought you had found the "illumie" is the real question.

hehe, you don't really want to do that, because of how the rituals taxes you energy and distorts you mind in a discusting way.

but i've also thought that would really be the a good way. nah, don not join, put those other-dimentional entities on a energy diet, untill they fucking starve!!!

[turquoisefyre]

The office in terms of Maths

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and
knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[rossus]

to infiltrate to the top you must be very valuable to them in some way.
so to get to the top of the top, is probably impossible.

to join the illuminati, and make a good career...
this is most likely possible. certain requirements must be met though:

you must be good at lying to people,
you must have no problem with killing people.

you must be black inside.
you will be tested, and they will see when you are not really black... not black enough... or not willing to become black.

when you don't sell your soul, you get no entry ticket to the elite-boys-club.
that's how it works i think.