You're Least Favorite Movies

[hagbard_celine]

What's the worst film you've ever seen? Several spring to my mind, in no particular order of squalor:

Independance Day
Stargate
Paper Mask
Crash! (the one about these people who get sexual kicks out of road traffic accidents)
Hawke's Revenge (A little-known martial arts film, and obscurity has never been more richly deserved! You can actually see the join where the fake muscles and six-pack have been glued to the hero's chest!)

[thirdwave]

thats a bloody good question!

im not fussy enough!! cant answer... I thought that War Of The Worlds did not do the origonal justice...

[stevenstoolberg]

http://jptaravella.com/tech%20site/images/spiderman_black.jpg

[hagbard_celine]

The Rambo trilogy: Actually part 1 was OK, Part 3 was pretty bad. But Part 2, the most hyped of all, was dire. The only thing that made it bearable was that the propaganda is so blatent that even a Baywatch fan could see through it!

[chattanova]

'Armageddon' is the most patriotic hero-shit I've ever seen.
But the effects was really something, especially in 1998

[chattanova]

And the french movie 'Base Moi' or 'Fuck Me' (in english) is literally disturbing

[mrguitarbear]

And the french movie 'Base Moi' or 'Fuck Me' (in english) is literally disturbing

I have that on DVD , but I haven't watched it yet.

' V for Vendetta ' - a worthless pile of shite.
' The Hulk ' - reaaaallly dullllll.
' Last of the Mohicans ' - nice scenery and music , found the film boring.
' Starship Troopers 2 ' - lets take all the wit , irony and excitement out. of the first film eh ? The worst sequel ever.
' Dawn of the Dead ' - the new version sucked .
' Solitaire for 2 ' - load of old rubbish.

[chattanova]

I have that on DVD , but I haven't watched it yet.

' V for Vendetta ' - a worthless pile of shite.
' The Hulk ' - reaaaallly dullllll.
' Last of the Mohicans ' - nice scenery and music , found the film boring.
' Starship Troopers 2 ' - lets take all the wit , irony and excitement out. of the first film eh ? The worst sequel ever.
' Dawn of the Dead ' - the new version sucked .
' Solitaire for 2 ' - load of old rubbish.

Well, take the the time to see it.
It's so sick it's worth it.

[stevenstoolberg]

http://www.davidicke.com/dvd/DVDsmall.jpg

[adramelech]

I'm a film buff, but I've always found it difficult to rank non-interests. Once something passes the point of suck, it's pointless to try to arrange it around in descending orders of suck.

I also find I have a huge love for a lot of horrible movies, simply for the train wreck factor.

[tru3]

What's the worst film you've ever seen? Several spring to my mind, in no particular order of squalor:

Independance Day
Stargate
Paper Mask
Crash! (the one about these people who get sexual kicks out of road traffic accidents)
Hawke's Revenge (A little-known martial arts film, and obscurity has never been more richly deserved! You can actually see the join where the fake muscles and six-pack have been glued to the hero's chest!)

i may get some flack on this one: "army of darkness"

i wanted to like it. i really, really did. :o

bad script. subpar effects. a director who tried too hard. bruce campbell? the one redeeming feature of spiderman 3? you know, everyone has a bad day...

"disclosure". ugh! i felt so dirty after watching that movie.

"hearts in atlantis". what an incredible disappointment! they took one of the best-written stories about the 60's and ran it right into the ground. stupendously awful.

[eternal_spirit]

Top Gun, that Scientologsist creep Cruise......Glorifying machines of death and destruction! :(

Scarface or what ever it's called about the Mafia or something. Truely horrible.

I can't think of any more at the moment. my minds blocked out the bad memories.

[tru3]

Top Gun, that Scientologsist creep Cruise......Glorifying machines of death and destruction! :(

Scarface or what ever it's called about the Mafia or something. Truely horrible.

I can't think of any more at the moment. my minds blocked out the bad memories. :D

oh yeah! speaking of creepy scientology, how could i forget "battlefield earth" omfg! :D

http://www.mamut.com/homepages/United_States/3/16/BBXNews/foto1-batt.jpg

it was almost worth watching just to see john travolta lumbering around in platform boots.

almost.

poor forrest whittaker. his recent oscar victory is clearly tainted by his participation in this turkey. :(

[tinmenace]

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/fgf.jpg

[graflok]

http://kino.kults.lv/img/departed-poster.jpg

Two hours of Scumbags doing in other scumbags.

What's the point? That cops and criminals are the same?
I already knew that. I'd rather see a film about how film
directors and criminals are the same. :D

Won "Best Picture" Oscar - sheesh!

graflok

[tru3]

http://kino.kults.lv/img/departed-poster.jpg

Two hours of Scumbags doing in other scumbags.

What's the point? That cops and criminals are the same?
I already knew that. I'd rather see a film about how film
directors and criminals are the same. :D

Won "Best Picture" Oscar - sheesh!

graflok

ya. i know what you mean. that oscar was for 'raging bull' and 'goodfellas', imo.

we know jack nicholson's character is a psychopath. we get it. show me another side to him, like denzel washington in "training day".

mark wahlberg was great, as usual.

[adramelech]

http://kino.kults.lv/img/departed-poster.jpg

Two hours of Scumbags doing in other scumbags.

What's the point? That cops and criminals are the same?
I already knew that. I'd rather see a film about how film
directors and criminals are the same. :D

Won "Best Picture" Oscar - sheesh!

graflok

Every film doesn't have to define itself as a moral vehicle, you know. The Departed was an exceptionally directed crime drama.

Watch the original (Infernal Affairs) for a more symbolic, allegorical approach that Scorsese largely eliminated from his version. It's also far superior to the remake.

[chewbacca]

I haven't seen Departed yet, but fuck the Academy. Fuck it in the ass.

Heat, starring De Niro and Pacino, might well be the definitive "reality" flipping movie of the type you're talking about.

[shodan]

Bridget Jones Diary

Worst Film I havn't seen:

TITANIC

[tru3]

Every film doesn't have to define itself as a moral vehicle, you know. The Departed was an exceptionally directed crime drama.

Watch the original (Infernal Affairs) for a more symbolic, allegorical approach that Scorsese largely eliminated from his version. It's also far superior to the remake.

i agree with you about art as a moral vehicle; imo, it is more a mirror held up to human nature, which scorsese is normally quite adept at.

i loved internal affairs. i started to reassess my opinion of richard gere after seeing it.

[graflok]

Every film doesn't have to define itself as a moral vehicle, you know.

Yes, I do know. I work in the film/TV business. But, art is generally expected to have purpose. One generally expects to get something from a work of art. What is the purpose of this film?


The Departed was an exceptionally directed crime drama.

I agree that the direction and acting were excellent and I have enjoyed many of Scorcese's films. That's not my objection.


Watch the original (Infernal Affairs) for a more symbolic, allegorical approach that Scorsese largely eliminated from his version. It's also far superior to the remake.

I'll do that -- thanks.

I'd just like to point out that we are inundated with loads of hype about which films are great, which directors are geniuses, which actors are the best, etc., etc. I often don't buy it. Scorcese is one of those who are almost automatically considered to be a genius and everything they do is revered even if it's really shit. I do love some of his films but when he creates shit, he creates shit, in my opinion.


graflok

[smoking oceanus]

i may get some flack on this one: "army of darkness"

i wanted to like it. i really, really did. :o

bad script. subpar effects. a director who tried too hard. bruce campbell?

Haha! it was meant to be crap. Thats whats so awsome about it!.

"give me some sugar baby". Haha Love it ! :D

[tru3]

Haha! it was meant to be crap. Thats whats so awsome about it!.

"give me some sugar baby". Haha Love it ! :D

wow! thanks! i don't feel so dumb. :) hey! wait a minute...:(

seriously, i do understand what you mean; "the thing with two heads" is so bad, it's zen-like.

http://www.lastdriveinontheleft.com/posters/tw2hp0002.jpg

but those moments of dark genius can't be planned, they just emerge. i think a.o.d even missed at that.

[adramelech]

i loved internal affairs. i started to reassess my opinion of richard gere after seeing it.

Infernal Affairs, of which The Departed is a remake.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338564/


I'd just like to point out that we are inundated with loads of hype about which films are great, which directors are geniuses, which actors are the best, etc., etc. I often don't buy it. Scorcese is one of those who are almost automatically considered to be a genius and everything they do is revered even if it's really shit. I do love some of his films but when he creates shit, he creates shit, in my opinion.


I totally agree with this. That's why I hate a lot of the "fan" culture, despite being a part of it in many respects. Absolutely no one should be put on a pedestal or get a "free pass" because of their (perceived) reputation. This applies to pretty much everything, not just the entertainment industry.

Speaking of the fanboy community, Army of Darkness is basically a fan movie. It's aimed solely at the Campbell/Evil Dead camp and it's like one big inside joke.

[chewbacca]

Speaking of the fanboy community, Army of Darkness is basically a fan movie. It's aimed solely at the Campbell/Evil Dead camp and it's like one big inside joke.


Campbell/Evil Dead rule my world!

Keep meaning to read Campbell's books.

[tru3]

Infernal Affairs, of which The Departed is a remake.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338564/

lol. thanks. better get my lens prescription checked-- again. :rolleyes:

[chewbacca]

Stargate


How I wish someone like James Cameron had made that film. Properly.

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/SaloDVDCover.jpg

Salo of the 120 Days of Sodom

The controversy:
Controversy over the film exists to this day, with many praising the film for its fearlessness and willingness to contemplate the unthinkable, while others condemn it roundly for being little more than a pretentious exploitation movie.

The film has been banned in several countries due to its graphic portrayals of rape, torture and murder—mainly that of people suspected to be younger than 18 years of age. Many questions about the film's legality have been raised—namely, whether or not the actors and actresses that participated in the (admittedly simulated) sexual or violent acts in the film were of the age of consent.

Since Salò deals with homosexual activity, some criticism stemmed from the distaste of some for what it considers homosexual perversity.

Some critics have argued that Salò embodies Pasolini’s lust for young boys to be willing participants in sexual acts. But mostly Salò is about uniting all of Pasolini’s ideas involving sex, religion, and politics into a uniquely cohesive whole; the four libertines represent a monstrous, apolitical power that consumes and degrades all that it touches.

The fact that Salò was set in a Nazi-Fascist period makes many of the sadomasochistic aspects of the film even harder to bear than in the original novel. This setting and the emphasis on perverse consumption connects the brutality of Fascism to what Pasolini saw as the brutalizing effects of the commodification of sexuality under late capitalism.

It was banned in Australia in 1976, unbanned in 1993 and rebanned in 1998. In 1994, an undercover police officer in Cincinnati, OH, rented the film at a local gay bookstore, then arrested the proprietors for pandering. A large group of artists, including Martin Scorsese and Alec Baldwin, and scholars signed onto a brief arguing the film's artistic merits. Eventually, the case was thrown out on a technicality.

For a time the film was unavailable in many countries, although it is now available uncut on DVD in the United Kingdom, France, Finland, Greece, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Portugal, Spain, Sweden and Italy.

[eternal_spirit]

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[eternal_spirit]

wow! thanks! i don't feel so dumb. :) hey! wait a minute...:(

seriously, i do understand what you mean; "the thing with two heads" is so bad, it's zen-like.

http://www.lastdriveinontheleft.com/posters/tw2hp0002.jpg

but those moments of dark genius can't be planned, they just emerge. i think a.o.d even missed at that.

lmao tha pic

[smoking oceanus]

Infernal Affairs, of which The Departed is a remake.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338564/



I totally agree with this. That's why I hate a lot of the "fan" culture, despite being a part of it in many respects. Absolutely no one should be put on a pedestal or get a "free pass" because of their (perceived) reputation. This applies to pretty much everything, not just the entertainment industry.



UGH, Exactly !! Im glad im not the only one who spots this.

Its the same with Woody Allen. Everyone just gets so caught up with his supposedly witty geek demenour and quirky Brooklyn accent. "oh he's such a genius".

Its also the same thing with Lars from Metalica

[hagbard_celine]

How I wish someone like James Cameron had made that film. Properly.


It's funny that two of my initial list are Roland Emmerich films. I can't speak for Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow because I fell asleep soon after the start. But The Patriot was pretty unwatchable.

Emmerich films all have improbable plots, shallow script and characters; and childish gung-ho propaganda.

[tru3]

It's funny that two of my initial list are Roland Emmerich films. I can't speak for Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow because I fell asleep soon after the start. But The Patriot was pretty unwatchable.



same with phantom of the opera. my wife wanted to go see it. snoozeville.

[smoking oceanus]

Paul W. S. Anderson in my opinion is one of the worst directors around. He did the attrocious Alien Vs Predator and the god-awful Mortal Kombat film.

[bicycle]

Titanic - what a load of shite!

It didn't float my boat.

[auron]

Attack of The Killer Tomatoes.

[jinjo5]

The worst few minutes in any film is Bill pullman's rallying speech towards the end of Independence day.
Its just makes me cringe,but has he keeps prattling on it just gets funnier and funnier.unintentionally so.

[stevenstoolberg]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RDP8.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[chattanova]

HaHa.. don't even think about to watch these.
It should be a crime to make movies like this, you just feel you have lost 1,5 hours of your life....

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8926/0000zzfq5.jpg
(euro-trash)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2980/00000020millionmilesmp0.jpg

[father ted]

tinmenace, why didn't you like freddy got fingered?:D I thought it was deep and meaningfull, especially that bit about wanking horses. Horses need wanking too, except they can't do it on their own, poor buggers:cool:

Worst movie; backdraft, with kurt russell. Holy shit that's bad.
Some have mentioned deniro and pachino here; most overrated actors- I don't think it's such a strech for them to act italian. Any other type of role, they suck.

stevenstoolberg, glad someone agrees that lord of the rings is shit. An absolute yawn.

[mrguitarbear]

Top Gun, that Scientologsist creep Cruise......Glorifying machines of death and destruction! :(

Scarface or what ever it's called about the Mafia or something. Truely horrible.

I can't think of any more at the moment. my minds blocked out the bad memories.

' Top Gun ' - I LOVE that film ! If you think it glorifies death and destruction , you are completely wrong , theres very little death actually in it. Its all about machismo , posturing , cheesy dialogue and lots of looking all moody with a homoerotic subtext !

Maybe ' You've Lost That Loving Feeling ' ? :D

' Scarface ' - an amazing film , a gripping portrayal of a man's moral degeneration due to drugs and crime. It tells it like it is. Not for everyone though obviously.

[mrguitarbear]

Speaking of Cruise , this was a load of shit - but he was the best thing in the film. ' RESPECT the cock ! ' lol :p

http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/magnolia.jpg

[alexav]

Darkman... sorry I hope not hurt someones feelings, but this movie as I remember it's the worse I had seen in my life... :rolleyes:

heres the ImDb and I don;t know what the hell they put on it 6 stars...:confused:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099365/

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/darkman_ver4.jpg

[zarah]

Bloody Rush Hour 2..without a doubt is the most recent pile of bumcack Ive seen. OH (who at times is like a 12 year old in a man's rather gorge body) wanted to go and watch it..I really got the 'ump in the cinema that I was wasting two hours of my life watching two ageing arses run around saving the world.

Pearl Harbour has to be the worst of all time, or that one with Nicolas Cage where he thinkings he's Indiana Jones..all tptb conditioning tools. If I could stomach the one about 911 Im sure that'd go straight in at number 1, though.

[zarah]

Speaking of Cruise , this was a load of shit - but he was the best thing in the film. ' RESPECT the cock ! ' lol :p


*eyes widen* That's one of my favourite phrases :p

[nofuture]

The Deer Hunter

[rixxmixxhell]

1- Kolobos
(meaning to maim and mutilate...so i guess you can visualize the whole plot in 3 seconds lmao :)

2- The Bone Collector - WORST ENDING EVER!

3- Star Gate - wouldn't know where to even start with that one!!

and for good measure....

A great movie

4- Summersault With Abby Cornish;) Great sound and story and art

Rick

P.S - i smoked my last rollie this morning and cant be assed to go shop, anyone got a beam me a ciggy beam device thingy!?!?! AHh thought not :(

[smoking oceanus]

One time, my good mate got out Beerfest and we watched it together. I couldn't believe how shit it was, it was almost embarrassing. My mate tried to like it by laughing at the parts where its "supposed" to be funny, but the reality was......it wasint.

I think my mate was just glad to get away from his control freak misses for one night and try make most of the film. For me, the film was the worst thing ever.


http://images.apple.com/moviesxml/s/wb/posters/beerfest_l200608031559.jpg

[mercuryrapids]

Meet The Spartans.... I got five minutes in and had to turn it off before I put my foot through my telly.

[xxdinoxkarenxx]

superbad

[sorath]

Cloverfield, Shrooms, Doomsday, 28 Weeks Later and any other piece of hollyweird shit that is trying to condition peoples minds to get them ready for the inevitable.

[mountain]

All the Scary Movie movies...
Popcorn

[rixxmixxhell]

Cloverfield, Shrooms, Doomsday, 28 Weeks Later and any other piece of hollyweird shit that is trying to condition peoples minds to get them ready for the inevitable.

Hey dude
Yea, clover field. ~ what i piece of shite - and the way they were firing rockets anywhere they wanted. A true conditioning film.

Do you think Abram's the director is illuminati employed. He's due to direct the new Star Trek film.

Rick

[romas]

Well the worst peace of shit I have ever seen was 'Hostel', I was really bored and was just switching channels, back when I still swiched tv on seldom.
I've never seen anything more horrible than celebration of senseless and trivial man slaughter. I mean 'Saving Private Ryan' did not disgust me as much when I was younger, but this is just pure evil.

The second part is even more horrible, I've ran through the movie at 20x speed and threw it out.

I probably could kill a man mysef, I'm no saint, but I have question who watches this shit?

[talkingchimp]

event horizon and fight club are the two terrible pieces of cobbled together wank. give me ten canoes anyday

[romas]

Meet The Spartans.... I got five minutes in and had to turn it off before I put my foot through my telly.


Well I knew it was shite based on 5 minutes of trailer and that was supposed to be the best parts put together :p


PS: I know taste is not something to argue over, but stevenstoolberg is obviously trolling.

[rixxmixxhell]

Well I knew it was shite based on 5 minutes of trailer and that was supposed to be the best parts put together :p


PS: I know taste is not something to argue over, but stevenstoolberg is obviously trolling.

What does trolling mean:confused::o And who's that person you mention??

Rick

[talkingchimp]

oh i forgot about 300, lol it was fucking absolute drivel......two of my mates fell for it and think its great, mind you you ought to see his dvd collection hahaha oh no wait for it.....worst piece of shit of all time is FAR AND AWAY starring that little tommy two tricks cruise himself and my mate has it on dvd lol!

[rixxmixxhell]

oh I Forgot About 300, Lol It Was Fucking Absolute Drivel......two Of My Mates Fell For It And Think Its Great, Mind You You Ought To See His Dvd Collection Hahaha Oh No Wait For It.....worst Piece Of Shit Of All Time Is Far And Away Starring That Little Tommy Two Tricks Cruise Himself And My Mate Has It On Dvd Lol!

Hahahahahaha Omg I Forgot About That One Hehehe

Tommy Two Tricks Lmao

[talkingchimp]

Hahahahahaha Omg I Forgot About That One Hehehe

Tommy Two Tricks Lmao

apparently, according to a well conected gay friend of mine the name tommy 'two tricks' comes about about from being able to take two cocks in his mouth at once......in fact its alleged that just before the pr machine went into overdrive with him and whoever the bint is he married as he'd been caught in bed with some producer or something http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001038.html


little tommy two tricks scientology short arsed prick cruise mapother the 14th. asshole.

[multiversal]

Hmmm,

There are some interesting movies which people pass of as shit on this forum. I'm surprised films such as V for Vendetta, Cloverfield, Superbad and Fight Club were mentioned. Are people judging their films of hate on morals or simply entertainment?

The following films aren't necessarily bad but I turned them off because I got bored of them:

Night Watch,
Gladiator,
Brazil,
The Fog.

I have a huge list but can't remember off the top of my head.

Anyway, back to a comment someone made on films used to condition the people and how directors are as bad as criminals...

I'm a student film-maker, I'm currently studying and a lot goes in to films that the untrained eye wouldn't see. Yes there are some blatant conditioning films out there but films can also be used as a warning, as a form of therapy for some film-makers or simply entertainment be it emotional, visual etc...

For example, if I wanted to make a film about the illuminati and the state of the world to day, the chances are a blatant attempt of telling that story probably wouldn't get made by the big studios, therefore you could tell the same story in a symbolic way, which sends out the same message but disguised. That way people who are good at reading film would potentially see the symbolic meaning and think twice. Batman Begins could be interpreted as such a piece of work...

[northern_light]

Wow, scrolling through this thread I found some of my favorites. :eek:
Lord of the rings(!?), Fight Club, The Departed, V for Vendetta, Gladiator. Well I guess when you focus more on spotting NWO conditioning than watching the movie, the enjoyment factor dissapears...

Anyway, some horrible movies I've seen are Starship Troopers 2 (AWFUL plot, stayed in the same place the entire movie. Loved the first one though.), Santa with Muscles (Extremely bad, but kinda entertaining because of it.), Super Mario Bros.(Huge dissapointment as a child.).

While we are talking about bad movies, watch this:



The Worst Movies Ever - YouTube

[multiversal]

Call me a twat but I love super mario brothers.

[rixxmixxhell]

Call me a twat but I love super mario brothers.

TWAT:p

[3stepsahead]

http://kino.kults.lv/img/departed-poster.jpg

Two hours of Scumbags doing in other scumbags.

What's the point? That cops and criminals are the same?
I already knew that. I'd rather see a film about how film
directors and criminals are the same. :D

Won "Best Picture" Oscar - sheesh!

graflok

Hey lol i thought that was an ok film
Most drama films are REALLY crap, but some gems when it passes into comedy or exceptional storylines. But i know many of you endure drama films to make your missus happy :D
theres just too many films to actually keep track or care

[multiversal]

TWAT:p

boom, boom, tshhhhh.... :D

[orbandsceptre27]

Speaking of Cruise , this was a load of shit - but he was the best thing in the film. ' RESPECT the cock ! ' lol :p

http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/magnolia.jpg




I would`ve agreed with you here, but then Police Academy came to mind................ every last one of them.................BARF!

[rixxmixxhell]

boom, boom, tshhhhh.... :D

:D love the cymbal sounds :D

[3stepsahead]

is IRL a movie?

[endlessvista]

Star Wars - all propaganda.

[talkingchimp]

fight club is the biggest load of self indulgent propoganda shit........however v for vendetta is awesome, this film was held back in britain coincidentally when the 7/7 false flag op occurred, seems the planners had a little foresight hmmmm?! then the critics panned it as much as possible. i recommend network to everyone its a great film. on and baron munchausen fucking classic!

[edelweiss pirate]

fight club is the biggest load of self indulgent propoganda shit........however v for vendetta is awesome, this film was held back in britain coincidentally when the 7/7 false flag op occurred, seems the planners had a little foresight hmmmm?! then the critics panned it as much as possible. i recommend network to everyone its a great film. on and baron munchausen fucking classic!

Both V for Vendetta and Fight Club are films designed to create a fertile environment for future false flag terrorism leading to martial law.

Don't trust anyone. Especially not Brad Pit.

[talkingchimp]

oh yes all of the harry fucking potter drivel which is quite obviously written by a tavistock think tank with that media bint just fronting it all. more brainwashing for kids

[curly]

four weddings and a funeral/top gun puke

[americana]

Don't trust anyone. Especially not Brad Pit.


Aaah, for once we agree! :D

Meet Joe Black must be the most horribly dull movie in existence!

It is partly filmed at a Legionaires of Christ school in Rhode Island. That's kind of like Opus Dei, but women are allowed in the order.

[shodan]

Briget Jones Diary. I feel nauseus

[delamo1999]

I really do not like movies that basically "fluff"

Youngblood
Top Gun
Blue Velvet
1492 (Now I know that my reason for not liking this movie is that it is a lie)
Backdraft
Ragtime (3 hours of pure boredom)

I'm not really interested anything with Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson.

[krakhead]

Jack and Sarah
My Best Friend's Wedding

Awful, awful, awful!

The things you put yourself through for women! :p

[dark86]

United 93 (the heros fighting the muslims....paaaalease).
An inconvenient truth....more like an inconvenient waste of my time watching complete fucking bullshit.
Pearl harbour.
ALL those american films about teenagers wanting to 'get laid.'
Anything with Will (...you please fuck off) Smith.
Anything with Ja Ja Binks in it.
ALL disaster films.

Basically, pretty much ALL films from hollywood.....but the all time pile of poo must be:

Black Hawk Down - portraying those hero soldiers in the middle east......unreal.

[loki]

I pretty much hate any "spoof" movie ie, Epic movie, scary movie ... all shit, i can literally sit through all of em and not crack a smile

and any yanky bullshit movie ... you know the ones ... 5 guys vs like 200 with guns that never seem to run out of bullets .. and why are the bad guys geting hired if they cant bloody do the basics like shoot a gun ... i hate that crap lol

im a manager in a well know video store ... i could write a wall of text but ill leave it there ( funny how everyone still seems to call em video stores when the last time i seen a video was years ago hehe)

:)

[noobcybot]

And the french movie 'Base Moi' or 'Fuck Me' (in english) is literally disturbing

Alike, but twice as disturbing is the French "Irreversible", the only film in the history of my life I had to watch from behind my fingers....the visuals and audio are purposfully nauseating and the rape scene is basically one of the most disturbing scenes in any film ever. Be warned this film is 'orrible.

On a lighter note have you guys ever seen Indian action and sci-fi films?

Worst Movie Scenes Ever! - YouTube


Haaahaha, did you see the horse one?! Seriously. We thought Arnie and Sly were rediculous, the Indian action stars make them look like pussy ass girlie men.

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Should be brought up for ripping-off and invoking hundreds of films all at once.

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[loki]

yes i seen the horse one ....... OMG ROFLCOPTER


dude ... seriously that was one of the funniest things i have seen in ages ... thanks for that ... its just pure gold

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