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w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 06:54 PM

Discuss. :)

I take a multi vitamin/mineral tablet everyday, and wake up with an erection some mornings. I use soap and water to wash myself with, and can sometimes not shave for a few days. I'm full of testosterone, and I like women. :o

I think it only right and proper that men do step forward, and embrace masculinity! :eek:

Thank you. :)

PS. I'm not 'getting enough' at the moment. :(

gordonfreeman

25-08-2008, 07:07 PM

Its our turn, now.

I am a different kind of male. I am a scrawny tall guy who wears glasses. I don't take vitamins much, but I do take it, when I feel fatigued or lazy. I should exercise regularly to gain some fat and weight. I love women, you can tell by my picture albums of humanoid animal females.

I don't jack off or masturbate and it is utterly disgusting. Unless some males do it here to make themselves feel good. No one jacks off here! Now, why did I just say that? Maybe because some guy on the Internet told me he masturbated in front of a woman!?

Wait a minute, I woke up with erection in most mornings too!

Sometimes I don't like being skinny. But I do feel good about it, cause I am healthy.

And I Truly LOVE the furry fandom and many kinds of anthropomorphic animals not in cartoony style, more realistic and they have human hair, human personality, emotions, and the behaviour that is true to their animal counterparts.

krakhead

25-08-2008, 07:19 PM

I don't jack off or masturbate and it is utterly disgusting. Unless some males do it here to make themselves feel good. No one jacks off here! Now, why did I just say that? Maybe because some guy on the Internet told me he masturbated in front of a woman!?

Really? "Disgusting"? You're not doing it right!

Let go of your conditioning and learn to love every aspect of your body! Took me a while as I was raised Catholic - lots of guilt about even thinking about sex to deal with! WELL over all that now though! :D

Also mutual masturbation can be a wonderful sharing experience.

I shave my neck about once a week (have a beard), regularly wake up with a bit of 'morning glory', always disappears by the time I'm out of the shower though! Wonder why? ;)

I love my body! I love being a bloke!

And women are the most fantastic things in all the world, but not always for the reasons they'd like to think! :D

Although, being male can be difficult today, are we meant to be sensitive and in touch with our feminine sides, or are we meant to be big growly men?

New man or unreconstructed male?..............................

jayelowell

25-08-2008, 07:23 PM

lol, i dislike shaving & have a desire to be physically fit!
i love fire/combustion & also love high tech gadgets & new technologies

krakhead

25-08-2008, 07:31 PM

lol, i dislike shaving & have a desire to be physically fit!
i love fire/combustion & also love high tech gadgets & new technologies

Yay! PROPER bloke! *applause* :D

element

25-08-2008, 07:43 PM

The problem with marsturbation is not the whole guilt stuff, it's ignoring your lustful feelings and don't let it become a habit. Because it can easily become an addiction. I rarely do it anymore, and it's much better. Since letting go off the tv and clubs it's very easy to forget about sexual feelings. They say it is natural, well I'm not sure it is. Sure a bit maybe, but these days we're getting attacked with sexual stuff nearly everywhere. I can control it much better now and it feels great to control such things.

I eat 2 fruits a day and shave maybe 2/3 times a weak.

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 09:19 PM

Wow, this thread is going well... let's show the girls that we aren't quite as stupid as they think! :)

We have feelings too! :(

MEN POWER!

I will share some microwave recipes later. :)

lizzy

25-08-2008, 09:28 PM

winston......

only the stupid ones think you are stupid;)

makemyday

25-08-2008, 09:42 PM

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 09:45 PM

winston......

only the stupid ones think you are stupid;)

:)

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 10:01 PM

Hey guys, share info about what shaving tools are best for facial skin? razors are killin me, even if I don't cut myself, the skin is so sensitive and become red.. what about electric razors? :o

btw, erection in mornings is absolutely natural and means the man is in quite well (or not so) condition.. :D

The problem is, I do go to sleep with erections too sometimes- I need the love of a good woman. :o :)

Anyway, moving on.... I have a Phillips 7100 Series electric shaver, and find that the blades aren't made quite as sharp as they used to be (same with my last shaver). I stopped using conventional razors some time ago, I just can't be bothered with all that foam, and rinsing the blade etc. well, because the blades aren't as sharp as they could be, I get a red neck, as I have to really press hard; to get the closest hairs. :o

God... we're turning in to a bunch of women!

How old were you when you had your first girlfriend? I was about 6... and yes, it was true love! ;) :)

logic bomb

25-08-2008, 10:08 PM

How old were you when you had your first girlfriend? I was about 6... and yes, it was true love! ;) :)

Depends what you mean by 'girlfriend'. I lost my virginity at 9.

astral_girl

25-08-2008, 10:15 PM

Depends what you mean by 'girlfriend'. I lost my virginity at 9.

9 :eek::eek:

makemyday

25-08-2008, 10:18 PM

How old were you when you had your first girlfriend? I was about 6... and yes, it was true love! ;) :)

Oh my, aged 6.. unbelievable :D I had my first girlfriend when I was 12 or so. Anyway, I had quite a lot girlfriends (for me it's a lot), however I have loved only one girl (I was 16 or 17 then), it was the most fantastic friendship that could be imagined. but life is life. she had to leave the country, and after few years she died in a car accident. actually it happened about 2 months ago. I feel like I won't never love anyone, but my hope dies after me.

makemyday

25-08-2008, 10:19 PM

9 year-old you had sex?? you were abused or what? :confused:

planetsadhana

25-08-2008, 10:21 PM

The trick with shaving is preperation , I only shave once or twice a week (designer stubble the rest of the time:cool:) use a brush some nice shaving cream and a good blade - i use wilkinson sword quattro...no moisturising cream or any of that stuff just use a good quality shave cream.

logic bomb

25-08-2008, 10:27 PM

9 year-old you had sex?? you were abused or what? :confused:

No.. fully consensual.

It is quite young I do admit.

element

25-08-2008, 10:31 PM

How is it possible at that age? Sperm doesn't come before puberty if I'm correct?

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 10:34 PM

I had my first girlfriend when I was 12 or so. Anyway, I had quite a lot girlfriends (for me it's a lot), however I have loved only one girl (I was 16 or 17 then), it was the most fantastic friendship that could be imagined. but life is life. she had to leave the country, and after few years she died in a car accident. actually it happened about 2 months ago. I feel like I won't never love anyone, but my hope dies after me.

Wow, I'm so sorry to learn of that; how tragic. :(

makemyday

25-08-2008, 10:36 PM

No.. fully consensual :)

It is quite young I do admit.

And how do you feel about it now? Anyway, IF it was done with love... congratulations. Personally, sometimes I regret having sex just for fun. :rolleyes:

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 10:37 PM

Oh my, aged 6.. unbelievable :D

We held hands, and kissed; I would play with her hair (very loving in fact- I adored her). :)

She had long blonde hair, and was (and still is) called Samantha. She's a year older than me. :o We went out with each other for about two years. lol I used to write our initials on pieces of paper, in a heart, with an arrow going through it... and T.L.F.E. (True Love ForEver). I was a silly, silly boy. I always thought that we would marry each other when I was sixteen! :eek: :o I left that school... (we moved out of the area). Damn. As fate would have it, she transfered to my senior school, when I was thirteen (she was fourteen)... she said "hello!" to me, but my friends were around; so I ran off. I was sooooo shy. I left that school soon after (about a month later). She was a lovely girl too, really sweet and polite. You never forget your first love. I lost my virginity at the age of twelve. :o However, the girl was fourteen, and I just let her take the lead... it was quite overwhelming really- I don't think I was ready for it!

I had many girlfriends as a child/teenager (I don't enjoy the same success today though). I was a randy little devil, but i was slow on the up take a few times- and wish i could go back in time. :( *sob*

makemyday

25-08-2008, 10:44 PM

Wow, I'm so sorry to learn of that; how tragic. :(

Yeah, and I feel like I belong to the only one, I just can't make myself to forget her and fall in love with other girl... that's a f***ed up life :(

astral_girl

25-08-2008, 10:46 PM

We held hands, and kissed; I would play with her hair (very loving in fact- I adored her). :)

She had long blonde hair, and was (and still is) called Samantha. She's a year older than me. :o We went out with each other for about two years. lol I used to write our initials on pieces of paper, in a heart, with an arrow going through it... and T.L.F.E. (True Love ForEver). I was a silly, silly boy. I always thought that we would marry each other when I was sixteen! :eek: :o I left that school... (we moved out of the area). Damn. As fate would have it, she transfered to my senior school, when I was thirteen (she was fourteen)... she said "hello!" to me, but my friends were around; so I ran off. I was sooooo shy. I left that school soon after (about a month later). She was a lovely girl too, really sweet and polite. You never forget your first love. I lost my virginity at the age of twelve. :o However, the girl was fourteen, and I just let her take the lead... it was quite overwhelming really- I don't think I was ready for it!

I had many girlfriends as a child/teenager (I don't enjoy the same success today though). I was a randy little devil, but i was slow on the up take a few times- and wish i could go back in time. :( *sob*

awwwwww sooo sweet :p

astral_girl

25-08-2008, 10:47 PM

Yeah, and I feel like I belong to the only one, I just can't make myself to forget her and fall in love with other girl... that's a f***ed up life :(

its hard to let go -but you have to in order to move on :) sorry to hear about it.

logic bomb

25-08-2008, 10:48 PM

How is it possible at that age? Sperm doesn't come before puberty if I'm correct?

Maybe not but orgasm comes years before puberty.

And how do you feel about it now? Anyway, IF it was done with love... congratulations. Personally, sometimes I regret having sex just for fun.

I didn't know love of any kind at that age unfortunately. How do I feel about it now? Weird.

americana

25-08-2008, 10:51 PM

Wow, this thread is going well... let's show the girls that we aren't quite as stupid as they think! :)

We have feelings too! :(

MEN POWER!

I will share some microwave recipes later. :)

All men were and are welcome to answer my "Female Stuff" thread, and even if they didn't think they had something constructive to say, a smilie would have done just fine. Or a big growl and drumbeating, if that's masculine.

It wasn't snarky girl talk, just, you know "Girl things". No secrets there, I'm sure you gentlemen are all enlightened beings.

I don't think men are stupid at all. I love men, and I have more "platonic" (if it's possible) male friends than I do female friends.

makemyday

25-08-2008, 10:58 PM

I don't think men are stupid at all. I love men, and I have more "platonic" (if it's possible) male friends than I do female friends.

that's what I call respect :D unfortunately, not all women (and men too) understand what's important in relationships.
No men power, no women power. The Being power first. :D

w1nstonsm1th84

25-08-2008, 10:59 PM

All men were and are welcome to answer my "Female Stuff" thread, and even if they didn't think they had something constructive to say, a smilie would have done just fine. Or a big growl and drumbeating, if that's masculine.

It wasn't snarky girl talk, just, you know "Girl things". No secrets there, I'm sure you gentlemen are all enlightened beings.

I don't think men are stupid at all. I love men, and I have more "platonic" (if it's possible) male friends than I do female friends.

Hehehe... I think your thread is great, I was being silly... us men can exchange recipes (for microwave dinners) and such like. :p I'm not a growler... well... :o depends on the circumstances. :o Awww... I was just having some fun, you never see many threads that are 'just for men'! ;)

I will post in your thread.... I think men and women really should come together. :)

awwwwww sooo sweet :p

I'm a hopeless romantic! :p