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25-08-2008, 02:46 PM
DAVID Cameron is back in Britain and feeling refreshed after enjoying his proper holiday with millionaire aristocrats.
After spending a week in Cornwall pretending to be a normal person, the Conservative leader cruised around the Aegean in a fleet of luxury yachts with his real friends.
By day they swam in the clear blue waters of the Turkish Riviera, agreeing with each other that this was much better than queuing for battered fish behind some state-educated middle manager.
By night they ate succulent seafood in tranquil fishing villages while entertaining fellow diners with wave after wave of smug, raucous laughter.
One friend said: "There were none of those horrid Volvo people you get in Padstow, with their dirty flip-flops and their credit card debt.
"But we did talk about how ghastly the recession is going to be for people without any money and then Binty Astor threw a huge diamond over the side and we all dived in after it."
Nikki Hollis, a tourist from Leicester, said: "He seemed really down to earth as he raised his champagne glass to us from the sun deck of a massive yacht."
A Conservative spokesman said last night: "Like all normal British people David enjoys having two entirely separate summer holidays."
After spending a week in Cornwall pretending to be a normal person, the Conservative leader cruised around the Aegean in a fleet of luxury yachts with his real friends.
By day they swam in the clear blue waters of the Turkish Riviera, agreeing with each other that this was much better than queuing for battered fish behind some state-educated middle manager.
By night they ate succulent seafood in tranquil fishing villages while entertaining fellow diners with wave after wave of smug, raucous laughter.
One friend said: "There were none of those horrid Volvo people you get in Padstow, with their dirty flip-flops and their credit card debt.
"But we did talk about how ghastly the recession is going to be for people without any money and then Binty Astor threw a huge diamond over the side and we all dived in after it."
Nikki Hollis, a tourist from Leicester, said: "He seemed really down to earth as he raised his champagne glass to us from the sun deck of a massive yacht."
A Conservative spokesman said last night: "Like all normal British people David enjoys having two entirely separate summer holidays."