Wolf Hypnosis - Reloaded Please comment

[rwolf]

I started a Hypnosis thread a while ago but never got round to completing it now here it is fully completed.

Hello and Welcome to Wolf Hypnosis.

I have been following the Hypnotism thread in the general forum.

I will put on this thread everything I know about Hypnotism and I will teach you Hypnosis and how to be a Hypnotist.

rastamasta has gone over a lot of the history of Hypnosis, and is well worth reading what he/she has posted on the Hypnotism thread in the general forum, but has missed out a lot, and no actual Hypnotism.

Milton Erickson the modern-day daddy of Hypnosis he caught polio three times in his life and was confined to a wheelchair in an institution where he and his wife developed his Hypnotic technique (ask a question).

I know quite a lot about Hypnosis but I don't know everything.

Hypnosis is a good thing when used in the right way and can be fun at parties.

If you're interested in learning Hypnosis I recommend that you make a folder call it Hypnosis and put two text files in the folder preferably notepad or wordpad, name one scripts and the other Hypnotic theory and copy and paste what I type on this thread into those folders.

You will need a microphone to record your voice and recording equipment, your computer or a cassette tape player will do, and headphones to listen to the Hypnosis in private.

I won't actually do all the scripts but I will tell you what to put in then, you can script it just the way you want to, what works best for you.

All Hypnotists seem to do Hypnotism differently, what I will do is what I call a standard Hypnosis

I'll tell you about sports Hypnosis.

I'll tell you how to improve your love life with Hypnosis.

I'll tell you how to deal with phobias.

And how to do past regression.

I'll tell you about Hypnosis in religion.

And I will tell you how to use wiccan magic and chaos magic in the Hypnotic state.

I'll be giving away quite a lot here on the David Icke website and outer websites, this information has taken me a considerable time to acquire but I am happy to share this with everyone.



Before you decide to become a hypnotist or try hypnotising other people you should take a long look inside yourself and see if you're the right type of person to do this, you need to get your own house in order before you can help other people.

The relaxation parts of hypnosis is to slow down as much as possible all the body functions that the subconscious mind regulates breathing, blinking, heartbeat, swallowing, because you will be talking directly to the subconscious and you want as much of your subconsciousis attention as possible.

Your subconscious can't tell the difference between vivid imagination and reality.

All hypnosis is self-hypnosis.


Stage hypnosis

The Hypnotist will walk onto the stage and asks the audience to do various tasks like put your hands together while this is happening the Hypnotists will be looking out for the audience members who are the most enthusiastic.

A successful Hypnotist tries to look like the people they are going to hypnotise and a coverall is to wear a collar and tie and jacket (smart formal).

When you are talking to your subject you want to mirror image what they are doing but not mimic them, left-handed people tend to be better at this.

Mirroring your subject has something to do with=

What is and nicest sound in the universe? your name or when someone says your name.

What is the best thing you can look at in the Universe? yourself in a mirror, the only thing worthwhile.

If you are down a pub and you see two people deep in conversation they often have the same body-language as each other, if one person sits forward the other person will sit forward when one-person puts their hands together the other person will put their hands together if one person takes a mouthful of their drink the other person will take a mouthful of their drink and so on.

This technique is good for job interviews

Speak in a monotone voice without any highs or lows when you first start speaking speak as a normal place but after a little while slowdown the pace of what you're saying so your subconscious has plenty of time to hear the words.

When you Hypnotise someone you Hypnotise yourself at the same time but you don't go completely under, stay alert enough to carry out the Hypnosis.

Hypnosis works in ways you don't expect.

If you think your belief system is a rock it's not, it's putty and can be moulded.

Depression and anxiety counterbalance each other so if someone asks can you do anything with my depression you could make them very anxious by taking away their depression and vice versa.

What you are aiming for is to record your own voice speaking the Hypnosis, some people don't like to hear there own voice but you'll just have to get used to it.

If you listen to the recording every day at the same time for 60 days you will have achieved what you set out to do, or you'll be well on your way if your goal cannot physically be done in 60 days, or you will stop listening to the recording.

Quick Hypnosis

Here's a quick Hypnosis to give you something to think about before I start the full session.

The more you can mentally pictured things the better Hypnosis works, visualise a compact disc the shiny silver surface and the rainbow colours that catch the light. keep visualising it and try and make the image as clear as possible.

You're at work or wherever and someone does the dirty on you, or gets one over on you, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Instead of letting them upset you and get under your skin.

Take a few minutes out.

Make a mental image of their face in your mind's eye, the more vivid the image the better.

Now give that image a hooked nose with a wart on the end, curly pink hair and Mickey Mouse ears and the clowns smile, and bloodshot crossed-eyes.

Speed up there voice so it sounds squeaky like a mouse squeak, squeak, squeak.

Drain out all the colour from the image until it's just a grey picture.

See where the image is in your mind's eye and move the image to a different place if the image is to the top left move it to the bottom right.

Make the image smaller and smaller until it is a little dot now ping the dot to the left or right and out of your field of vision.

Now repeat the process another five times, six times in all.

The more you do it the quicker it will become.

Do this exercise and you will feel a lot better about the person who got one over on you.

It works, you'll see.

Think about adding your own stuff to what I have just said.



Hypnosis a self-help

Shed loads of self-help books are sold each year people buy these books thinking they're going to change their life forever, but they don't even get past the first chapter and put the book on the shelf where it collects dust never to be read again, then it ends up in a charity shop to go through the cycle once again.

The same with exercise equipment, mountains of exercise equipment are sold each year "I am going to have the body of a rock" two weeks later in the cupboard it goes never to see the light of day again, these companies who make exercise equipment make millions knowing this fact.

It's up to you to get committed.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.


The Guarantee

You do not need to put this in your personal recording but must be said every time you hypnotise someone.

You will not do anything you don't want to do, if you've heard about people committing crime under the influence of Hypnosis that is because they already had a criminal mind, if your are an honest-upright person you will not commit crime, you will not do anything you don't want to do whatever the hypnotists says.

If for any reason you don't like what's happening, come out of the trance open your eyes and say I don't like where this is going can we try a different approach, if you still don't like what is happening the best thing to do is to end the session and go.


If for any reason there is an emergency say for instance a fire alarm goes off you will instantly come out of the trance and you'll do what ever is necessary to deal with the situation.

The punchline is: Do exactly what I tell you, but you won't do anything you don't want to.


The Hypnotists Watch

I hold a watch up in front of you and start swining it from side to side I tell you to keep looking at the watch and keep listening to my voice, as I'm swinging the watch from side to side I tell you to close your eyes and go deep into the hypnotic trance.

I find this technique very old-fashioned.

The watch is really used to time the stages, you to will need
something to time the stages.

Staring at a watch swinging in front of you may give you a slight dizzy feeling and may be slightly disorientating, but will become very boring very quickly and you will tend to shut your eyes.

I will be waiting for this to happen and as soon as it does I will tell you to shut your eyes, confirm your belief that it's my suggestion (the power of the hypnotist) that made you shut your eyes not the setting in of boredom.

You can use a grey dot on the wall or on the ceiling as long as you have to look up at it (the dot must be above you) if you haven't got a dot just imagine one, works just as well.

This is known as a fixation technique which I find incredibly dull and old-fashioned.

I find the best thing to do will be to ask you to sit down, tell you to get comfortable, then tell you to close your eyes, and now I will start speaking the guarantee, then the stages and so on.



Stage One: Slow Down Breathing

Get as comfortable as possible in a nice relaxed atmosphere, gentle music - subtle lighting (optional) minimise any distractions turn-off mobile-phones, go to the toilet if you need to.

Sit in a comfy chair or lay down on a sofa with your arms to the side don't let any part of your body touch any other part of your body, close your eyes with your headphones on listening to the start of your recording (you don't need to use headphones but they are a great help and will put the recorded voice in a censure of your head) don't lay down on your bed because of your subconscions associates laying in bed with falling asleep and the idea is not to fall asleep unless you're hypnotising yourself for a sleeping disorder like insomnia.

The idea is to slow down your breathing as much as possible but without completely starving yourself of oxygen and feeling uncomfortable.

Slow down the words as you progress into this script and keep a monotone voice.


Script: say once

If for any reason there are out side distractions like traffic noise, aeroplane noise, neighbours any distractions whatsoever it will serve to send you deeper and deeper into the hypnotic trance.

Listen only to my voice.

Repeat below over and over for a total of three minutes.

Slow down your breathing as much as possible, make your breathing is as shallow as possible, calm and relaxed, safe and secure.

Concentrate on your breathing slow down your breathing, calm and relaxed, safe and secure.

Add once: Concentrate only on my voice, calm and relaxed, safe and secure.

Concentrate on your chest slower and slower, calm and relaxed, safe and secure.

Keep concentrating on your breathing slow down your breathing slower and slower, calm and relaxed, safe and secure.

End of script



It will get a bit boring but stick with it, don't cut corners.

Repetition and boredom are two of the keys to Hypnosis.

I will talk more about (safe and secure) in a later stage.

Tweak the script to what suits you best but always keep in the words calm and relaxed, safe and secure, remember the idea is to slow down your breathing as much as you can.

A wave studio can be a great help for editing your recordings.



Stage two: Muscle Relaxation

The idea is to physically relax as much as possible all the muscles in your body, to do this I will use a magic wand and like all the best magic wands its invisible.

Start by holding the magic wand over the top of your head, pass the magic wand down through your body until it ends up at your your toes, as it passes through your body relax all your muscles.

Remember to keep your breathing down to a minimum.

You should be speaking quite slowly now


Script

I am holding the invisible magic wand above the top of your head and I'm going to to pass it down through your body and as I do so all of the muscles will completely relax.

I am holding the magic wand on the top of your head relax the top of your head, Calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your forehead, relax your forehead, calm and relax - safe and secular

I am holding the magic wand over your eyebrows relax your eyebrows, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your ears relax your ears, calm and relax - safe and secular

I am holding the magic wand over your cheeks relax your cheeks, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your jaw relax your jaw, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand in your brain relax your brain, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your neck relax your neck, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your shoulders relax your shoulders, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over the top of your arms relax the top of your arms, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your chest relax your chest, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your stomach relax your stomach, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over bottom of your arms relax the bottom of your arms, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your hands relax your hands, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your hips relax your hips, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your groin relax your groin, calm and relax - safe and secular

I am holding the magic wand over your bottom relax your bottom, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over the top of your legs relax the top of your legs, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your knees relax your knees, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over the bottom of your legs relax the bottom of your legs, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your feet relax your feet, calm and relax - safe and secure.

I am holding the magic wand over your toes relax your toes, calm and relax - safe and secure.

Now flop all the muscles in your body at the same time.

Bring the magic wand back up to the top of your head and (repeat the process for three minutes in total).

End of script


It will get boring, don't cut corners.

You can add in stuff like "keep listing to my voice" - "ignored any outside distractions"

Their are other body relaxation techniques.

Breath fully in hold your breath for a few seconds then breath fully out at the same time flop all the muscles in your body.

Make a mental image of yourself stepping out of your body turnround and look at your body now imagine that image of your body 10 times more relaxed now go and step back into that body - 10 times more relaxed.

I will talk more about stepping in and out of bodies in a later stage.


Stage 3 Going Down Calm and Relax


Their are at least three ways of doing this

One is stepping on a downwards escalator and as you ride down the escalator you see on the walls pictures and in the pictures are numbers starting with the number 20 then 19 then 18 and so no until you get to number 1 each number has its own colour, add sounds like the clunking of the escalator and smell like the smell of underground and touch like the vibrating going through your feet and the touch of the rubber handrail, the more vivid you can imagine this the better it will works.

Another way is a elevator (lift) with the a big number display panel counting down from floor 20 to floor 1, each floor people get on and off the elevator.

My favourite and I believe the best is The Parachute Jump and will be the one I am going to concentrate on.

Imagine yourself flying along at 20,000 ft in a bright yellow aeroplane.

Fill up all the senses add detail the better you can imagine this the more effective the Hypnosis will be.

As you descend you see clouds in the shape of the numbers 20 to 1, which represents your altitude in 1000s of ft, give them colours, and as you descend through the cloud they have a smell and a tastes and a feel to them.



Script

Your standing in a bright yellow aeroplane at an altitude of 20,000 ft next to an open door with one hand holding the door frame, its a bright sunny day and you can see the earth below, you hear the revving of the aeroplane engine and the wind blowing through the aeroplane, you feel the vibrations of the engine going through your feet and through your hand that is holding the door frame, now push yourself forward and jump out of the aeroplane the canopy opens instantly and you are now gently gliding towards the earth.

Fill up all the senses add detial, make the image as vivid as possible the better you can imagine this the more effective the Hypnosis will be.

Cloud 20 red with yellow spots, tastes and smells of strawberries feels like silk, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 19 blue with gold stripes, tastes and smells of Banana feels like polystyrene, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 18 green with orange squares, tastes and smells of pineapple feels sticky, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 17 white with black triangles, tastes and smells of cheese feels wet, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 16 silver with yellow stripes, tastes and smells of coffee feels spongy, going down calm and relax - safe and secure

Cloud 15 grey with blue spots, tastes and smells of tomato soup feels pimply, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 14 gold with black spirals, tastes and smells of perfume feels smooth going down calm and relax - and safe secure.

Cloud 13 yellow with green triangles, tastes and smells of fish feels like cardboard, going down calm and relax - and safe secure.

Cloud 12 gold with blue squares, tastes and smells of onions feels warm, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 11 black with red spots, tastes and smells of chocolate feels slippery, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 10 grey with green stripes, going down tastes and smells of curry feels like glass, going down calm and relax - safe secure.

Cloud 9 Orange with blue spirals, tastes and smells of garlic feels cool, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 8 Silver with yellow triangles, tastes and smells of lemon feels powdery, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 9 red with blue spots, tastes and smells of peppermint feels silky, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 7 green with gold spots, tastes and smells of oranges feels sticky, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 6 blue with orange spirals, tastes and smells of freshly baked bread feels spongy, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 5 black with gold stripes, tastes and smells of grapefruit feels bristly, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 4 pink with great dots, tastes and smells of onions feels cool, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 3 yellow with green squares, tastes and smells of coffee feels wet, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 2 red with orange triangles, tastes and smells of garlic feels slippery, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

Cloud 1 blue with silver spirals, tastes and smells of toast feels tacky, going down calm and relax - safe and secure.

(say) 20-20-20

Repeat once

End of script

When you get to a bottom of the second Parachute Jump you land in the Special Place.

Change whatever you like about the script the colours the smells and the tastes, after a while you'll probably want to shrink the script down to save time.

Some of the idea of the Parachute Jump is to stop you thinking about your daily life like what am I going to have for dinner etc.



Stage 4 the Special Place

The Special Place can be anywhere you like a garden a valley or a desert island or on another planet, wherever (you decide)

The Special Place must have these import the ingredients.

1 It must be calm and relaxed, safe and secure no harm can come to you in The Special Place.

2 It must be very pleasant and have a loving atmosphere.

I think it is best to make one up, don't use one you already know like a holiday resort or somewhere from your childhood.

The Desert Island (quite common) you take a journey from the shoreline (where you have landed from your Parachute Jump) to the centre of the island where there's an oasis, looking, touching, smelling, hearing and tasting things, use all the senses the more vivid your imagination the better it work.


Script: all this should be spoken in a slow monotone voice

Your feet touch the ground you see the sun shining, not a cloud in the sky, a clear blue sea and a little sailing boat on the horizon, Dolphins leaping out of the sea and splashing back in again a golden beach and sea-shells some seaweed and some driftwood.

Smell the sea air.

You hear the sea gently lapping against the shore, seagulls squawking the air, feel the sun on your skin, and a gentle breeze running through your hair.

You turn around and see a line of palm trees higher up shore the leaves shaking in the gentle breeze walk towards the palm trees, feel the sand under your feet and in between your toes, you see a freshly broken coconut taste and smell the coconut, there is a gap in the palm trees you walk through the gap and in front of you is a three-tiered water fountain made of white marble, feel the smooth cool marble listen to the water splashing over fountain some water splashes on you, around the edge of the fountain are flowers of all colours shapes and sizes touch and smell the flowers.

Add detail feel up all the senses.

Carry on walking through the sand till you come to some vegetation and a path made of stone walk along the path until you come to the oasis you see a lake with bulrushes gently swaying from side to side and birds leaving ripples as they swim across the lake, carry on walking into the centre of the oasis where there are a lot of plants and flowers, there is a comfy recliner next to a big old tree you lay on the recliner you feel calm and relaxed safe and secure not a care in the world, no harm can come to you in the Special Place.

Lay there for a few minutes feeling calm and relaxed safe and secure.

On your recording constantly say to yourself calm and relaxed safe and secular no harm can come to you in the Special Place' so your mind doesn't wander

Now do the trigger.

The idea of the trigger is to instantly bring you back to The Special Place and the Hypnotic State it can be done by touching your nose or touching your earlobe or (the one I choose) gently put your thumbnail into the tip of your index finger, like you're doing the OK sign with your hand.

Do the trigger and say to yourself "whenever I need to come back to The Special Place I will do the trigger" (and do the trigger)

After you've done this a few times do the trigger and say "go there" or "Special Place" (you name it)


That's the end of the Hypnotic induction, time to wake up

5 you're starting to come out of the trance
4 you are feeling more awake
3 what a wonderful experience Hypnosis is
2 you will remember everything
1 now open your eyes you are now fully awake and ready to take on any challenges the day may throw at you

End of script



Next The Enchanted Castle


The Enchanted Castle is virtually the same as the Special place but only needs to be done the first time or when you need to ask a question

stay in the Special Place do not come out of the trance


Imagine yourself walking along a winding path, feel the cobbles under your feet you see trees and plants and flowers and bushes

you see in the distance on a mountain the Enchanted Castle, you get nearer and nearer until you reach a giant door put your hand out and turn the door-handle and push the door open, you hear the door creak as you step through the doorway into the Enchanted Castle

add your own stuff

you can physically move your hand out to touch the door handle

you walk along a stone corridor until you come to a big room with a sweeping staircase that goes up to the second level, walk up the staircase and along another corridor until you come to a closed doors, put your hand out to turn the door-handle, open the door and step in to the L shaped room you see a glowing blue light coming from around the corner you walk around the corner you see a blue ball of light, step into the blue light until it completely surround you, add detail fill all the senses


now ask your subconscions what do I really want, What is it?


bath yourself in the ball of blue light for about three minutes

5 you're starting to come out of the trance
4 you are feeling more awake
3 what a wonderful experience Hypnosis is
2 you will remember everything
1 now open your eyes you are now fully awake and ready to take on any challenges the day may throw at you


On your recording keep reminding yourself of the blue light surrounding you and keep asking your subconscions what do you want?

Wait 24 hours for the answer, give you're subconscions time to work out what it wants, it may not be the answer you expect

remember to keep things realistic

you should get a pen and paper and write down what you want


Affirmations


The idea is to say six affirmations 10 times, in between each affirmation physically but gently move your position

What you will need to is make a list of six small things you want to achieve, like the removal of a bad habit or the acquisition of new ones, say you been leaving a cupboard light on and wasting electricity one of your affirmations could be "from now on just before I close the cupboard door I will make sure that the cupboard light is off" repeat this 10 times, you're leaving on of the cupboard light may be more entrenched than you realise in that case he will probably need to used all six affirmations to break your bad habit

Affirmation 1. whenever I think about the cupboard when I closed the door I will remember to turn light off

Affirmation 2. when I look at the cupboard when I closed the door I will turn the light off

Affirmation 3. when I touch the cupboard when I closed the door I will turn the light off

Affirmation 4. whenever I opened to cupboard when I closed the door I will the turn light off

Affirmation 5. whenever I take something from to cupboard when I closed the door I will turn the light off

Affirmation 6. when I closed the door I will turn the light off

The above is very light weight stuff you can completely change your universe using these techniques you will acquire achievements beyond your wildest dreams

Work in the positive instead of saying I won't eat those chocolate bars from now on say I will ouly eat nice healthy clean food or I'll go out for a nice healthy jog



Film-strip one frame at a time


Lets say you have a phobia, a fear of spiders any phobia will do but some phobias can be a good thing they can keep you out of trouble

Frame 1 your standing outside a door to a medium-size room

Add detail make the image as vivid as possible using all the senses

Frame 2 put your hand out and open the door and walk into the room, in the room their is a small table and chair and on the table is a see-through box with a lid, inside the box is the tarantula spider

As soon you start to feel uncomfortable stop! go back to the Special Place calm and relaxed safe and secure, when you feel ready try again see how far you can get even opening the door to the room may be a big first step

Frame 3 sit down on a chair and take the lid off the box

Choose what size steps you like to take you may only be able to do a millimetre at a time

Frame 4 put your hand into the box and let the tarantula spider walk on to your hand and up your arm then on to your shoulder now on your neck and in your hair and now it's on the top of your head

Now put your hand to the top of your head let the tarantula spider walk back on to your hand and put the tarantula back in the box

Do this for five minutes

Become the Tarantula expert find out all you can about spiders read books watch television documentaries do your research, this can be applied to any phobia

Keep doing this day after day and you'll be surprised how quickly things progress and you'll end up swimming naked in sea of tarantula spiders

Now try it in real life the next time you see a spider you should notice how different you feel towards the spider


Past regression

I don't think much of past regression because it will remind you of the bad times that's why some people don't like psychotherapy digging in your past bringing up all the bad memories

Going back into pass life's doesn't really solve todays problems

A new technique I have recently discovered from Nassim Haramein who is a particle physicist is when you go back in time instead of thinking of the Earth going round the Sun as a circle, the sun is travelling round the galactic centre at an incredible speed so the shape it makes is a recoil we are millions and millions of miles away from where we were 10 years ago so think yourself back to that point in the galaxy


Another new technique when you're back at the time when you were being abused remember what it was like to be abused then do a 180 degree turn and become your abuser imagine what it feels like for them and how they became an abuser then imagine both at the same time and the feelings should counter reacted each other

An old technique but good is visualise yourself in the past standing in front of you when you were being abused walk up to yourself and give yourself a big hug and say to yourself I am here to comfort you them physically get in between you and your abuser and make your abuser disappear

A light-hearted version is to to go back in times to when you've been rejected or dumped by your partner/s or potential partner/s and give yourself a big hug and say I am here to comfort you and that person was no good for you anyway

If you'd do have these problems I recommend you go and see your doctor or somebody who is fully qualified in this field


A special Hypnosis for David Icke

When I washed Channel 5 David lcke was he right on Google video the first thing I saw was David rolling his eyes around his head, frowning not that much confidence really

David you should be smiling like the cat that got the cream and the dairy, you travel the world, your world famous you have a fantastic website you've done what in my opinion is the ultimate thing and that is to have children you live in a fabulous part of the world you have a band of loyal followers (I am one) you have so many things going for you, you are more of a humanitarian than all (when I say all I mean 99.9%) the politicians, journalists, law-enforcement officers could ever aspire to be and you are one of my personal heroes

Fair enough you've had more than your fair share of ridicule but you can always shield yourself from it, in fact you can make it make you even more determined

It's quite simple all you have to do is every time you fill ridiculed or put down replace that feeling with feeling of success and confidence


I don't know if you are into Hypnosis, in the hypnotic state go over your past from the first time you felt ridiculed and replace it with the feelings of success confidence and happiness and then times that by one hundred so you feel super successful and super-confident

imagine yourself glowing a brilliant golden colour your 100 ft tall and the people that have ridiculed you are small and grey and insignificant use the stuff I put in the quick Hypnosis

Imagine yourself in the World Cup football (soccer) final your in goal you hear the crowd roaring "come on David" the game has gone to penalties they will be taken by the gray insignificant people that have ridiculed you in the past (and trying to steal your work, Richard Warman so obvious what's that all about taking your money from you David) but whatever they do and whatever they try they just cannot get the ball past you and into the back of the net in fact you're sitting in a deck chair next to the goalmouth with your feet up sipping a cool juice now Richard Warman slithers up to the ball he shoots with his fork tongue and it goes nowhere near the goal and instead it goes straight in your lap you win the World Cup 10 - 0 you go to collect your cup and inside it are Ultra Success and Ultra confidence, now drink it down and feel it running through your body, your the winner

If their's anything you don't like change it to what you do like

Vividly imagine this as much as you can add detail feel up all the senses

If you were to do this day after day the effect would be
enormous I guarantee it or your money back ha ha ha




Sports Hypnosis

Make yourself big and bright and shiny make all your competitors dull and grey and insignificant give them funny faces, funny voices, funny costumes and make every shot an ace add the feelings of success and confidence rember a time when you were successfull and confidence add those feelings go over this time and time again use the stuff out of my quick hyponsis

If you are seriously considering using hypnosis in your sport event (comes highly recommended by me) my best advice is to contact a hypnotist through the body of the sport you're doing that way they will be fully versed in that type of sport

Hypnotists are mostly used in dentistry

Their are two voices in Hypnosis a mother voice and a father voice the mother voice gentle and lulling the father when voice is controlling and dominating


The master hypnotist Paul McKenna has a favourite story he likes to tell

Their was this hypnotised girl on stage and he said to her all the audience numbers have no clothes on, and as she looked round the audience he could see she was a bit embarrassed then he said to her is their any one in the audience that takes your fancy, she pointed to someone and said I like him over their in the yellow shirt

When hypnotised you can believe two contradicting things at the same time that they're all naked and the other is that they're all clothed

This can be done with food or anything, say I have a serious addiction to jelly babies now I can hypnotise myself to see a sign that says from now on I'll eat only clean healthy food every time I see a jelly baby or a packet of jelly babies

Apart from David Icke books I highly recommend reading Paul McKenna's works


Hypnosis in religion

The cross is the fixation point like the Hypnotists watch

Praying is the same as the affirmations you're talking yourself into lie

Kneeling down is the same as moving between the affirmations

When you're in a trance they will ask you to give up this life in return for an afterlife well I don't buy that I'm having this life first thank-you very much


Using magic in hypnotic state

We all know how to make a Sigil, investigate what you want from your Sigil in the hypnotic state and make your Sigil in the hypnotic state, Do the Magik in the hypnotic state including the Wicca and the Chaos Magik apart from that I'm not going to talk about hypnosis in Magik, it's something you'll need to find out for yourself

Limelady has a great idea how to charge your Sigil and that is to masturbate to it, so now have you have a great excuse to make lots of Sigil's lol

Sex Hypnosis how to improve your love life

If you're shy (I am) use the phobia technique walk towards your target and start talking to them vividly imagine this add detail feel up all the senses do this frame at a time as soon as you feel uncomfortable go back to the Special Place

This is my advice go to the places where the people (your targets) you want to meet go, pub, clubs, night schools and my favourite supermarkets look around and make eye-contact with your targets if they look away straightaway that probably is a bad sign (but not necessarily they could be shy) but when you get someone looking back at you not necessarily in one big stare then smile at them then they should smile back then all you need is to approach them with something to say (complaining about the service it is a good one) sometimes the direct approach can be just as effective like I can't help noticing you, you stick out from the crowd I can give you my phone number and if you're not doing anything later we can go out somewhere? (for male's) once the conversation gets going you should notice her touching you and this is a very good sign but a lot of possible relationships have been ruined by the girl touching the man to soon

Another great chat-up line is to say that you have no where to go tonight and you're going to have to stay in all on my own boo

You can do something very similar to this in your Film-strip always having a completely successful out come always add the feeling of success, remember a time when you were successful do this day after day and you will have success, and ladies wouldn't you like to be able to go up and speak to him rather than let the love of your life slip through your fingers, I've seen this so many times

Why waste your money on expensive dating agencies when their's people all around us looking for relationships

If you want to use Hypnosis for sex performance use the sports Hypnosis make yourself bright and shiny imagine yourself as the sex god or goddess become the sex expert, find out all you can about how to be the perfect lover - do the research

Another great idea is to ask your partner or partner's what's sexual stuff they are into "do you have a favourite position or place, is there anything you'd like me to wear or you wear?" use your imagination

When you found a partner you can hypnotise them one technique is to say that there's a shiny glowing rope that connects both of you together that cannot be broken and the rope bring you closer and closer together

[rwolf]

600 Pick-Up Lines
1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle
someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for.
8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
10.Gosh, you're pretty.
11.You're very easy on the eyes.
12.Your smile is like sunshine.
13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
14.You are the reason men fall in love.
15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend?
16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a
good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?
17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
18.There is more than what meets the eyes.
19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne?
20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.
21.What can I do to make you mine?
22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
23.You should be someone's wife.
24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.
25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours.
27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend,
she's putting me up for adoption.
29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in
finding the true meaning of marathon?
31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.
32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.
33.Fine! And you?
34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...today.
36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
37.Just where do those legs end?
38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?
39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.
40.The best of me is behind me.
41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister.
42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
44.Can I be your slave for tonight?
45.Be different, say yes.
46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?
47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.
49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
50.Motel spelled backward is letom.
51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
52.When's our wedding?
53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.
54.Can I end a sentence with a proposition?
55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life?
56.Weren't we married in a past life?
57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat.
59.Hi, I'm employed.
60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.
62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.

63.Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?
64.What's your sign?
65.I want to bear all your children.
66.Love is like a rug...walk all over me...lie on me...but no animals allowed.

67.Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.
68.Are those your real eyes?
69.Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor?
70.Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!
71.Would you like to take a shower?
72.You bring new meaning to the word "alien."
73.Take a chance.
74.Always good for you to see me again.
75.Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself?
76.If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.
77.Would you like to be in movies?
78.Don't you know me from somewhere?
79.I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.
80.My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection.
81.Here's your chance to get to know me.
82.I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth.
83.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether
or not I'm allergic to sex.
84.I've been noticing you not noticing me.
85.I'm lost. Which way to your house?
86.Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony.
87.Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
88.There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
89.You smell delicious.
90.I thought women like you traveled in packs.
91.My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me?
92.So when do you think we'll go metric?
93.I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life.
94.Sweetness is my weakness.
95.You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.
96.Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put
them in your eyes.
97.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
98.I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty
girl smile, so could you please smile for me?
99.Hi, are those really yours?
100.Let's go lie down and talk about it.
101.I was, am, and will be crazy about you.
102.I can raise your blood pressure.
103.I have season tickets to the Timberwolves.
104.I'd gladly give up celibacy to be with you.
105.I am an organ donor, need anything?
106.I'm fit to be tied...and caressed and kissed and...
107.Nothing tastes as good as you look.
108.You must be lost because I have never seen anyone so beautiful here
before.
109.I know my mother would just love you.
110.Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining?
111.What time do you have to be back in heaven?
112.You are truly beautiful, can you cook?
113.You're what God imagined when he said "Let there be woman."
114.You make my eyeballs happy.
115.Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out?
116.You look like an angel. Welcome to earth.
117.I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
118.This menu looks good, but you're the most delicious thing here.
119.Hi, I'm interested, what's your name?
120.You must be the real reason for global warming.
121.My sign's right-away, what's yours?
122.So what are the chances that we can engage in anything besides just
conversation?
123.I saw your picture today...in the dictionary next to the word beautiful.
124.I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown.
125.If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
126.Do fries come with that shake?
127.You know what would look great on you? Me!
128.That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
129.We've got to keep meeting like this.
130.(To a girl that's working) What time do you get off and how?
131.Is it a coincidence that your blouse matches my bed spread?
132.What are you doing later today- tomorrow and the next day?
133.Are you busy the rest of the month?
134.I've desperately am seeking someone of your caliber to explain the
universe to me.
135.Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together?
136.Will you marry me for an hour?
137.If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bath water.
138.Would you rather go out or stay in for breakfast in the morning?
139.That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
140.You have some nice jewelry. It would look good on my nightstand.
141.Chicks dig me - I wear colored underwear
142.If I gave you a negligee for my birthday, would there be anything in it
for me?
143.That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?
144.Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in
them.
145.Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes
on?
146.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.
147.What do like for breakfast
148.Can I buy you a drink, or would you just like the money
149.Would you like to have morning coffee with me
150.Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you
151.I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk
152.I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look pretty
good!
153.I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like Gatorade
154.At the photocopier: "Reproducing hey? Can I help?
155.Hi, my name is Chris. How do you like me so far?
156.You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so
what's one more!
157.Bond. James Bond.
158.Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
159.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
160.Hi, can I buy you a car?
161.I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
162.Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and
put them in your eyes.

163.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
164.If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
165.I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line?
Are you disappointed?
166.Do you have a 40 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell
her I just found the woman of my dreams.
167.Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
168.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
169.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
170.Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
171.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
172.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home
together?
173.What's your sign? ( This one was used in honor of Mike Gunlogson)
174.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
175.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.
176.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
177.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be
holding you.
178.If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
179.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.
180.Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card.
181.Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
182.Dump him
183.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
184.Hi, my friend wants to know your name.
185.Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
186.You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen.
187.You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams?
188.May I have your autograph?
189.I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you.
190.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
191.Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past
you again?
192.That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I'd
be coming too.
193.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
194.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
195.Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
196.Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put
them in your eyes!
197.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
198.That dress looks nice.... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in
the corner of my room.
199.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
200.Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself
in your pants.
201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
pops up!?
202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven!
204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot
209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?
211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No,
huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
222.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced
nipples....
225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they
were wings.
228.Pardon me, are you in heat?!
229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
230.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together,
I'd get 69.
231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing
my pretty balls.
232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
234.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the
girl of my dreams.
235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
238.Your face or mine?
239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and
spread the word?!
240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feed bag!
242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then
watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far?
246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two
of us.
247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy?

249.Bond. James Bond.
250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone
has already beaten me to it.
251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So,
what's one more?
252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like
nothing better.
253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply
ask, "are you ready to go home now?
254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something
else.
255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask,
"Wanna roll?"
256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming
across.
257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are
wearing.
258.Think you can dance in those shoes?
259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat
260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck
this, it's a gem!"
261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I
finish this drink.
264.Lie down. I think I love you.
265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public
place.
270.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed
together?
271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side
out....) Would you like to?
274.You know I really am James Bond's body double.
275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her
clothes.
276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess
your age and weight.
279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular
nice weather?'
280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll
chew, chew, chew! (choo!)
281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you
my meat.
282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well,
let's go on a picnic and find out!
283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you
take this for a swallow?
284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk
her!
285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I
don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here
with you.
288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like
tomorrow!
289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming
home tonight!
290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!
291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and
take/eat what I want!
297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway!
298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.

299.Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
300.Can I flirt with you?
301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!
303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
305.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart!
306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
307.So.... How am I doin'?
308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet
clothes?
309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
310.You know what would look good on you? Me!
311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a
cab home together?
312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi
Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little
lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could
let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
314.I would love to be the sod under your feet.
315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible
doesn't mean we are!
317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in
black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps
too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
323.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to
pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
324.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
325.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
326.I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
327.I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
328.Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
329.I have only three months to live...
330.Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?
331.Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
332.Where have you been all my life?
333.In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"
334.Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?
335.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The
only thing that matters is that we're together.
336.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
337.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
338.Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
339.If I follow you home, will you keep me?
340.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
341.Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs.... then ask would she mind
if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and
that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
342.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
343.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
344.As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
345.Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
346.Hey baby, you wanna fullback or should I apologize?
347.If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
348.Want to see my stamp collection?
349.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't
floppy.
350.Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK
then, can we just practice?
351.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
352.Do you know how to use a whip?
353.Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
354.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
355.How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to
make for you in the morning!
356.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
357.You: Hi, wanna f*ck? : Her: No! : Me: Mind lying down while I have one?
358.Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
359.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
360.Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
361.You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please
start.
362.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the e
night?
363.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends
because my face seats five.
364.Wanna go halves in a baby?
365.You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You:
(Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
366.Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
367.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
368.Can I see your tan lines?
369.I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
370.Beauty is only a light switch away...
371.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
372.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
373.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk
to me.
374.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
375.Was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be
holding you.
376.If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
377.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya
wanna do lunch?
378.Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
379.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
380.Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say,
I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
381.Hey baby, are you a good lover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
382.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
383.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
384.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn
me on!
385.Stand still so I can pick you up!
386.Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to
me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
387.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
388.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
389.Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
390.Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
391.Man: (beckons woman with finger): Woman: (Approaches man): Man: Do you
always cum when someone fingers you?
392.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a
biscuit!
393.Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
394.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the
face.
395.Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
396.Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh,
you've already heard it.
397.I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
398.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
399.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
400.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
401.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
402.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
403.Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck (wait
for a second gauging her reaction) and then say ...ing drink.
404.Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a
tiger?"; She says no.: Then wink.
405.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
406.Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
407.I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
408.I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
409..Baby, you look good coming AND going!
410.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
411.I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you u
are a better woman than you are a person.
412.So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology?
413.Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
414.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
415.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me
to introduce myself.
416.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
417.He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? : He: Twice.
418.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the
ice, will you sleep with me?"
419.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
420.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
421.You know what I like about you? My arms.
422.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
423.So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just
conversation?
424.You make my software turn to hardware!
425.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
426.Were you fathering an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like
you on earth!
427.Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and
me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
428.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
429.Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
430.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

431.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
432.You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the
room
433.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
434.As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each
other.
435.Are you going places or just being taken?
436.If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
437.I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
438.Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into
them my nuts tighten!
439.Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna,
lay ya!
440.If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says
anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.
441.Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
442.Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
443.Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute
to catch your breath!
444.What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
445.Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
446.You know, I have a romantic side.... Let's go back to my room and see how
long it takes you to find out!
447.Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
448.(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!

449.Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
450.Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
451.Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
452.Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
453.She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're
talking to sugar!
454.Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
455.Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express
ride of love!
456.I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
457.I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it
how you beautiful you are...
458.Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart
cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading
this letter with your lips.
459.What's a nice girl doing in a place like this?
460.Darling...I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass
of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the
cleaners.
461.So...you're a girl huh?
462.How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard?
463.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.
464.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
465.That's a nice shirt...it'd look better crumpled up on my floor.
466.Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
467.Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star.
468.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
469.Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb.
470.Hello, my name is Bill Clinton...but you can call me tonight.
471.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
472.I like every bone in your body...especially mine.
473.(Grabbing her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken?
474.Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.
475.I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you.
476.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
No?
You want to go upstairs and talk?
477.Hi Monica...you want to sit on my staff?
478.There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
479.Wanna dance? No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look
fat in those pants.
480.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
481.How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?
482.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
483.Hi. I only have 3 months to live.
484.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
485.Do you know what would look good on me? You.
486.Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns.
487.Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her.
488.(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how
beautiful you really are.
489.Your dad must be a drug dealer...cuz baby, you're dope.
490.My name's Chris, that's so you'll know what to scream.
491.Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here.
492.What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight.
493.If your not doing anything qith your lips, how would you like to talk to
me?
494.It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you.
495.I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you?
496.Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together?
497.Are you the one?
498.Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty?
499.So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen?
500.Please talk to me for just a few minutes, it's good for me to be seen with
a beautiful woman.
501. Is that your smile, or did you pay for it?
502. I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there, but only four of us
don't watch football.
503. Go ahead, make a pass at me.
504. Your place or your place?
505. I bet I can tell you what's on my mind.
506. So you are the reason that my insides are doing a dance.
507. That's enough undressing me with your eyes, let's get out of here.
508. There's a fire in my apartment. Would you like to go get warm?
509. I'm available for the next hour.
510. Come with me to the Casbah, we could make beautiful music together.
511. So, what time do we get off?
512.Let's exchange some family values.
513.I'll make you see God.
514.Do you sleep on your stomach? No! Can I?
515. Are you married? I hope not, because I want to be your fiancée.
516. Let's go in to the stairwell so I could…um…sing you a song. The acoustics
are terrible in here.
517. If beauty were music, your be a symphony.
518. Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line?
519. So what part of heaven are you from?
520. Your voice is like music to my ears.
521. Why don't I go up to your place and see you sometime?
522. I saw you playing in the band, I'm play the G-string myself.
523. You're hot stuff!
524. If I could be anything, I'd be your body lotion.
525. There are two things I'd like to say to you, "good night" and "good
morning."
526. Where were you the first time you heard this song?
527. Were you checking me out or did my ego just kick in?
528.What format is you PC?
529. So how will I see you again?
530.The force has sent me over here to save you, take my hand and cum with me.

531. When you need a hug or someone to talk to, I'll be there.
532. If I told you that you have a great smile, you'd probably think that I
was trying to pick you up. You have a great smile and I am.
533. I'm a math major. What's your cosine?
534. Hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you?
535. I'm not picking you up, I picked you out.
536. Would you like to come see my computer generated etchings?
537. Looking at you makes my beeper start to vibrate.
538. You are why I come here alone.
539. I felt a wave to positive kinetic energy hit me when you entered the
room.
540.Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce
us?
541. How do you feel about adopting boyfriends if you don't have one of your
own?
542. Let's sit together and rejoice.
543. My friends are leaving, but I'd love it if you gave me a reason to stay.
544. I want you. Let's get out of here.
545. Is it me, or are we the only two here not trying to score?
546. No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
547. You've got a smile I'd like to wake up to.
548. You make me so nervous that I've completely forgotten my pick-up line.
549. Your laptop or mine?
550. What's so funny, are you falling in love?
551. It's a jungle out there so let me be your guide.
552. You I love and not another.
553. Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off?
554. I'd gladly give you the shirt off my back, if you'll take the rest of me
with it.
555. Excuse me for starring, but I love the view.
556. Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close?
557. I know you, I dreamt about you last night.
558. Did I see you in a magazine?
559. Didn't I see you in last year's Miss America?
560. You look like some one that I'd like to talk to.
561. Let me be your coffee mug in the morning, your candy bar in the
afternoon, and your cool creamy dessert at night.
562.What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you?
563. I'm not like all the rest of the guys here, honest.
564. If we were all alone, what would you do to entertain us?
565. Can I wrap you up and bring you home?
566. Would you like to watch the sunrise together?
567. Our chromosomes were meant to be together.
568. You look like you need a real man.
569. Do you indulge in sports?
570. you're so hot you give me the chills.
571. Your mind is what interests me the most.
572. I never pass up the opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman.
573. The last time I say you I was dreaming.
574. You don't have to play the lottery to get lucky.
575.If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her.
576. You're hotter than Texan asphalt on a summer day.
577. Are you the most beautiful person here or is that just my opinion?
578. Damn, baby, if beauty were a crime you'd be doing life.
579. So you floss?
580. Hi, my friend wants to know your name.
581. Are you smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?
582. You have the whitest teeth I've ever seen.
583. Trust me, I'm trained in oral hygiene.
584. I'm on smile patrol, you have exceeded the smile speed limit.
585. You look familiar, aren't you that girl from my dreams?
586. Wow! Weren't you on some soap opera before?
587. May I have you autograph?
588. Can you come out and play tonight?
589. Is it possible that we can see each other again?
590. I've been waiting my whole life for somebody like you.
591. What's your blood type
592. Hey, are you with the program or not?
593. Do you need a ride home?
594. Excuse me, but could you give me directions to your heart?
595. Your opportunity for total fulfilment has arrived.
596. How about a hot date?
597. You don't know me, but you'd like to.
598. I think I was your blanket in a previous life.
599. I'd love to be a bar of soap in your shower.
600. You look so sweet your giving me a tooth ache


Final part - conclusion

After reading the above you now have no excuse to go on about how poor life is and if nothing else you know what stage hypnosis is all about

Hypnotise to live don't live to hypnotise at first the Hypnosis should take about 2 and a quarter hours after a while you should get it down to no more than 25 minutes

I'm thinking about what I call "A mass-hypnosis day" where we all start the Hypnosis on the same day maybe in November

You will need to have recording equipment and headphones you could probably buy some from Cashconverters or any second-hand shop for £30 not much money considering this can and will change your life forever. You have about two months to record your own Hypnosis

If you going to join in please let me know


I wish you all success with the Hypnosis

All the best Robin Wolf

[rwolf]

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[hellosatellites]

:D Come with me to the casbah and we will make beautiful music :D

Priceless :D

[rwolf]

I think its time to bump this back to the top again

Has any body out there used this technique? if so please let me know

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I was hoping to one day modify this thread (clean it up a bit)

I believe that if you do my Wolf Hypnosis and hypnotise yourself you can completely change your life for the better and be the (person) human being you want to be

[whiterain]

ive started reading it, but you really put me off when you recommend the visualisation to mentally ridicule someone who you feel has got the better of you. that is no way to get over the problem and if you are using hypnosis why wouldnt you use it to grow and become the kind of person who would react in a more 'water off a ducks back' kind of way. it kind of strikes me as using special techniques for personal gain, which in my view is the main reason that we are in this whole mess today. however ill read a bit more 2mo and let you know. cheers for the effort anyway it is a massive post and contains some good info :)

[lordzoma]

Wow, good bump.

[boots]

I had to lol at some of those pick up lines.

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[lakkimakki]

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