fantana
19-06-2008, 04:30 PM
Hello everyone,
Recently I went to Turkey to celebrate being the number one best selling satirical humour author, to get a break from my busy schedule of picking on people online and of course to celebrate my handsomeness.
I came back a different person. Literally, I was only there a week but I put on about fifty pounds. Whilst in Turkey I saw many things. People, who looked like werewolves. Horses, that looked like donkeys and then I also saw towns, which had anti-alien protection devices on their roofs, which some people call ‘Solar Panels’. They work by deflecting the sun beams onto incoming alien ships, knocking them clean out of the sky. It’s science.
After enjoying my break from the hustle and bustle of This Morning with Philip Schofield I settled back into my life in the Un-united Kingdom. The usual shit was on the news, this ugly person said that and this guy with a moustache was gonna do this. Anyway, all crap.
The real meat and potatoes to the story is since I got back from Turkey and saw those solar panels I believe I myself have been abducted by aliens, in a non-gay way. All I remember is the night before last I was having a hot chocolate watching Coronation street with my Mum and then after it finished I went to bed and was surrounded by these blue lights. Although, they may have been from my lava lamp. I still think the evidence there to point to alien abduction. I think these aliens are trying to tell me something, something important. Something which words can’t describe.
This is why I think they used their alien technology to draw an upset face onto my man-shoulder, as seen below.
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v274/153/81/505004217/n505004217_487555_992.jpg
As you can clearly see, I have upset the aliens. Perhaps it is because I have exposed Galiens, at the moment I am unsure. This is not some special effects, or make up, this is real. Maybe they are mad because my awesome book has lots of information about them in it. Again, I am not sure.
Maybe, just maybe, they did it for a laugh.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
Recently I went to Turkey to celebrate being the number one best selling satirical humour author, to get a break from my busy schedule of picking on people online and of course to celebrate my handsomeness.
I came back a different person. Literally, I was only there a week but I put on about fifty pounds. Whilst in Turkey I saw many things. People, who looked like werewolves. Horses, that looked like donkeys and then I also saw towns, which had anti-alien protection devices on their roofs, which some people call ‘Solar Panels’. They work by deflecting the sun beams onto incoming alien ships, knocking them clean out of the sky. It’s science.
After enjoying my break from the hustle and bustle of This Morning with Philip Schofield I settled back into my life in the Un-united Kingdom. The usual shit was on the news, this ugly person said that and this guy with a moustache was gonna do this. Anyway, all crap.
The real meat and potatoes to the story is since I got back from Turkey and saw those solar panels I believe I myself have been abducted by aliens, in a non-gay way. All I remember is the night before last I was having a hot chocolate watching Coronation street with my Mum and then after it finished I went to bed and was surrounded by these blue lights. Although, they may have been from my lava lamp. I still think the evidence there to point to alien abduction. I think these aliens are trying to tell me something, something important. Something which words can’t describe.
This is why I think they used their alien technology to draw an upset face onto my man-shoulder, as seen below.
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v274/153/81/505004217/n505004217_487555_992.jpg
As you can clearly see, I have upset the aliens. Perhaps it is because I have exposed Galiens, at the moment I am unsure. This is not some special effects, or make up, this is real. Maybe they are mad because my awesome book has lots of information about them in it. Again, I am not sure.
Maybe, just maybe, they did it for a laugh.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana