Any Spanish speakers on here?

[danielg]

I'm learning Spanish, but have ran into quite an unwanted brick wall: I can't find, online, any sexual terms, words, phrases etc to use with my young mistress; So if you know any, lets have them! ;)

[loderlive]

I'm learning Spanish, but have ran into quite an unwanted brick wall: I can't find, online, any sexual terms, words, phrases etc to use with my young mistress; So if you know any, lets have them! ;)

I'll have your young mistress

[danielg]

The BBC are more help than you lot :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/spanish/cool/sexual_flash.shtml

[dark86]

te quiero ahora moy fuerte y moy rapido.......is about as good as i can get.

:D

[horus21]

[QUOTE=danielg;392379]I'm learning Spanish, but have ran into quite an unwanted brick wall: I can't find, online, any sexual terms, words, phrases etc to use with my young mistress; So if you know any, lets have them! ;)[/QUO

CHANCHO

[mountain]

si habla espanol.....

Que gambas! - What gorgeous legs!
Sopla! - You don't say!
Mi estas cargando! - You must be kidding!
Nina, toma las cosas con calma. No te rochees. - Sweetie, take things calmly. Don't let them get you down.
Este postre es para chuparse los dedos. - This dessert is finger-lickin' good.
Me pones siempre muy cachondo. - You always make me horny.
Mamar - Oral sex

[kallista]

Tell me what you want to say and I'll get a reasonable translation for you.

Mountain; in Spanish Que gambas means 'What lovely prawns', useful if you are chatting up a fishmonger i suppose.

[quetzalcoatl]

si habla espanol.....

Que gambas! - What gorgeous legs!
Sopla! - You don't say!
Mi estas cargando! - You must be kidding!
Nina, toma las cosas con calma. No te rochees. - Sweetie, take things calmly. Don't let them get you down.
Este postre es para chuparse los dedos. - This dessert is finger-lickin' good.
Me pones siempre muy cachondo. - You always make me horny.
Mamar - Oral sex

That'll come in handy ay? :rolleyes:

[alexav]

What kind of spanish you want to talk with her?

I ask because maybe you only want beauty things or dirty ones? hehehe send me a MP I'll teach you...

Podrias decirle Mamita estas bien buena... Moomy you are so hot!
Or somethings like that...

[quetzalcoatl]

I always thought it was as simply as hours of pretending to listen, lots of basic complements & more pretending to listen that gets dem 'juices flowing' :eek:


Why risk a slap in the chops?

[ninja17]

Quieres ir a la piscina conmigo?

Go figure..:D

I will learn catalanic soon...much the same,eh?

[octopusrex]

Pinches gringos locos.