bullshit professions

[bicycle]

THE government is to appoint a powerful new 'czar' to regulate the bullshit professions, including doctors, teachers and estate agency.


The department for enterprise said the regulator's remit will also cover public relations, advertising, finance and a wide range of diet-related bullshit.

Tom Logan, labour market analyst at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "At the moment anyone can join a bullshit profession or set themselves up as a bullshitter.

"They simply rent an office, buy a bad suit and point at houses. Or they get a white coat and a chart of the human body, and then stick needles in you , or claim they can cure anything with a cocktail of petro-chemically made drugs"

An enterprise department spokesman said: "While every profession is tainted with bullshit, we want to start by regulating those sectors that are founded on a solid core of pure bullshit.

"The bullshit tsar's first task will be to commission a firm of bullshitters to design a large building shaped like an upturned pram and then fill it with chancers who will spend the first year devising a series of slogans about bullshit."

He added: "Once we have picked a really good slogan the czar and his team will then draw up a series of bullshit qualifications that will mean absolutely fuck all."

[mari]

I wouldn't say that doctors are in with this lot - as most of them enter this profession with the most honorable of intentions. Its the system that lets them down, with its atendant bullshitting.

[bicycle]

I wouldn't say that doctors are in with this lot - as most of them enter this profession with the most honorable of intentions. Its the system that lets them down, with its atendant bullshitting.

Then why do 'most'!? of them stay within that system?

[izzy]

would nt class teachers as BS profession either ...:rolleyes:

[pandamania]

would nt class teachers as BS profession either ...

Most are wankers. Some are wonderful people whom have done a lot of good for young people. But sadly they are the TINY minority. But I agree with you that not all teachers should be painted with the same brush.

90% of the ones I knew were human waste, but the one or two who weren't were gems.

[mari]

Then why do 'most'!? of them stay within that system?

Because, like most of today's society, they very effectively police themselves. Any type of individual thinking is very much frowned upon. When was the last time you heard about a medical 'whistleblower' on the news? Plenty on the internet, for sure, & these are mostly souls who have been kicked out of the 'system.'
So, most doctors & scientists soon learn to 'keep their head down' & toe the line, because to do otherwise would quickly see them out of their job & their livelihood.