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cheeney1
30-05-2008, 07:08 AM
PMS

The Hormone Hostage Knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is OPEN HIS MOUTH AND HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!..:eek: This is a Handy Guide That Should Be Common as a Drivers Licence in the Wallet of Every Husband,Boyfriend,Co-Worker, Or Significant Other Half

A) Dangerous
B )Safer
C) Safest
D)Ultra Safe

A) Whats For Dinner
B) Can I Help You With Dinner
C) Where would you like to go for Dinner
D) Here Have Some Wine

A) Are You Wearing That
B) Wow You Sure Look Good In Brown
C) Wow Look at You
D) Here Have Some Wine

A) What are You so Worked up About
B) Could We Be Over Reacting
C) Heres My Pay Check
D) Have Some More Wine

A) Should You Be Eating That
B) You Know There are alot of Apples Left
C) Can I Get You a Peice Of Chocolate with That
D) Here Have Some More Wine

A) What Did You Do All Day
B) I Hope You Didn't Over Do It Today
C) I've Always Loved You in that Robe
D) Here Have Some More Wine

13 Things PMS Stand For
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Swing
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweets
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Poor Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
AND ALSO POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

All Men Take Heed.....:D

lizzy
30-05-2008, 08:04 AM
Sweet post cheeney1 LOL....... with 'ultra safe' , make that a decent bottle of wine;)

cheeney1
30-05-2008, 08:06 AM
Sweet post cheeney1,....... with 'ultra safe' , make that a decent bottle of wine;)

Glad You Liked It...:D