View Full Version : Hands up...Who likes dog shit!
I may not post much on this forum but i read it A LOT! and i just want to say that there are so many factions and groups who argue and oppose one another. Bitch fights and handbags are thrown back and forth daily. So whether you are a mason or a satanist, a new ager or a christian, an anti jew or a world banker, and reptile believer or concrete thinker... one thing i can safely say we all have in common is we all hate DOG SHIT!
So next time people find themselves in a forum tit for tat, remember.... we can all unite in our humanity and find a common ground for agreement. I bet the person your exchanging bitch slaps with hates dog shit too!
:D
boots
23-05-2008, 01:14 PM
:D:D
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2104/3demoticons202yv4.gif (http://imageshack.us)
lumukanda
23-05-2008, 01:18 PM
i've seen many people say this on this forum, but none have said it as well!
pedsi
23-05-2008, 01:19 PM
Oh I see...... discrimination against the dog shit lovers now is it......I thought we had found a safe haven on here:mad:
i've seen many people say this on this forum, but none have said it as well!
Why, thank you!
The reason for my post was that i live in a terraced house and my front door opens onto the pavement. This morning as i opened my door i was greeted with the sight of a gargantuan doggie arse slurry that had obviously been deposited by the genetic manipulation of a Great Dane and an carnivorous elephant! As i pondered the repugnant evidence outside my doorstep, my fundi god bothering christian neighbours also came out and we both united and bonded in a way that we have never done before, under a banner of common disgust.
It got me thinking....hence the thread! hehe!
lumukanda
23-05-2008, 01:47 PM
well, i've always maintained that as a human race, we are all more similar than we are different...
eternal_spirit
23-05-2008, 01:58 PM
LOL @ OP and replys
Ever woke up got out of bed put foot in your dog's poo:eek:, take off sock head to kitchen for bin bag only to skid across the floor on sloppy cat shat...:eek: still holding shitty sock in hand to fall on the floor hand s down!
LOL @ OP and replys
Ever woke up got out of bed put foot in your dog's poo:eek:, take off sock head to kitchen for bin bag only to skid across the floor on sloppy cat shat...:eek: still holding shitty sock in hand to fall on the floor hand s down!
lol, my cat shit in my tumble dryer once. As i reached in to get the washing my hands squelched around it and it went all under my finger nails... not plesant.
ive got two horses, two cats and a dog so i feel my life is one round of animal excriment shoveling! dog and cat shit have to be the most foul of all beasts arse truffles! ...although, i once trod in human shit at the Reading festival...I had to throw my boots away as i couldnt stomach picking it out of the treads with a stick! urrgh
eternal_spirit
17-09-2008, 08:30 PM
LMAO so not PC this thread :p
Thread on a simlar theme Some will think I'm a reet sicko. :D
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13837
stealth
17-09-2008, 08:50 PM
I thought dog owner's love dog shit,I see them all the time picking it up in their little plastic bags and walking around the park with it like some sort of pack lunch.:rolleyes::D
I thought dog owner's love dog shit,I see them all the time picking it up in their little plastic bags and walking around the park with it like some sort of pack lunch.:rolleyes::D
yum. doggy arse pate' ill get the toaster on!
pleasuredome
17-09-2008, 09:44 PM
dont be negative jojo. we shouldnt focus on what we all hate, we should focus on what we all love. hmmm i wonder what that could be? http://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/naughty3.gif
biblegirl
17-09-2008, 09:46 PM
dont be negative jojo. we shouldnt focus on what we all hate, we should focus on what we all love. hmmm i wonder what that could be? http://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/naughty3.gif
wow, that is a classic emoticon!
disorder2k8
17-09-2008, 09:54 PM
Everyone poops :rolleyes:
What you really hate is dog owners who don't clean up after their dogs.
lightgiver
17-09-2008, 11:00 PM
dont you just love it when somebody treads through your house,with it on the soles of their shoes,i always take mine off before i enter my abode,and always ask people before they enter to check theirs as well :D:D
POOOOOOOO
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjtBeVYsEw:D
entrangermercenary
17-09-2008, 11:31 PM
i thought dog owner's love dog shit,i see them all the time picking it up in their little plastic bags and walking around the park with it like some sort of pack lunch.:rolleyes::d
:d:d:d:d:d:d:d pmsl
phaid
17-09-2008, 11:33 PM
I can tell you, the one thing that's worse than getting it on your shoes is getting it on the treads of your bicycle tyres (and then coming home & wheeling it into the hall without noticing...). :eek:
Everyone poops :rolleyes:
What you really hate is dog owners who don't clean up after their dogs.
no, i just hate dog shit full stop. its the devils work!
why? do you like it disorder?? :D
well, each to their own i suppose.
tracker
18-09-2008, 01:25 PM
lol
:D
jojo this one is funny but true , although my dog likes dog shit .
:D
dont you just love it when somebody treads through your house,with it on the soles of their shoes,i always take mine off before i enter my abode,and always ask people before they enter to check theirs as well :D:D
POOOOOOOO
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjtBeVYsEw:D
great vid there!!! lmao
lol
:D
jojo this one is funny but true , although my dog likes dog shit .
:D
yes my dog has been known to eat the filthy turd sausages too! He also loves licking my cats arse! strange, the cat loves him doing it!!! crazy world.
disorder2k8
18-09-2008, 01:37 PM
Why on earth would I like it, but then we've always lived with shit, its just always been there.
The victorians threw it into the streets, until they invented sewers to take it into the thames!
Manure is put on plants, so we also 'work' with shit.
Managers give us Special High-Intensity Training, which is more SHIT.
They sure are full of SHIT
Why on earth would I like it, but then we've always lived with shit, its just always been there.
The victorians threw it into the streets, until they invented sewers to take it into the thames!
Manure is put on plants, so we also 'work' with shit.
Managers give us Special High-Intensity Training, which is more SHIT.
They sure are full of SHIT
lol, yes managers in suits tend to be full of shit. like the S.H.I.T training there D2k8!
manure that is put on plants does not have the same discust factor as dog shit though, its come from animals that eat grass and vegitation so its more fiberous and does not have nearly a fraction of the germs that dog shit has.
I still say that it is the worst kind of exciment one can tread in (with human being the only exception!)
biblegirl
18-09-2008, 04:50 PM
Managers give us Special High-Intensity Training, which is more SHIT.
They sure are full of SHIT
I had to go to BSMC, which was allegedly short for "Basic Shift Management Course". Not so sure about that now...
phaid
18-09-2008, 06:13 PM
SHIT = Self Hypnotic Indigenous Trance
which according to Robert Anton Wilson is the state most people walk around in, 'indigenous' being your local reality tunnel/taboo system which polices your ideas if you're not careful.
lightgiver
18-09-2008, 09:23 PM
Found this one quite amusing:D:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx95HzCEUDk
phaid
19-09-2008, 03:07 PM
I'm blaming this thread and the Law of Attraction for what happened to me last night.
I went out late to put out the bin bag as the collection was due this morning. The street light across the street sometimes doesn't work and it was pretty dark outside. What I didn't realise until it was too late was that I has squidged one of my slippers (!) into a pile of fresh DS and brought it back into the house. I had trodden it into the hall carpet, wiped it onto the kitchen floor, god knows where else before I realised what was going on.....and at that time of night when you've got all comfortable the last thing you want to have to do is to scrub the carpet, clean the floor, clean up the sole of your slipper etc. but it had to be done. :(
Wish I'd never seen this thread.....:mad:
micklemus
19-09-2008, 03:13 PM
I miss white dog shit though. Mega rare these days. I found some the other weekend and was so impressed I took a couple of pictures.
bicycle
19-09-2008, 05:33 PM
What are you all on about! I love dog shit, when fresh I use it as a compost activater:)
I'm blaming this thread and the Law of Attraction for what happened to me last night.
I went out late to put out the bin bag as the collection was due this morning. The street light across the street sometimes doesn't work and it was pretty dark outside. What I didn't realise until it was too late was that I has squidged one of my slippers (!) into a pile of fresh DS and brought it back into the house. I had trodden it into the hall carpet, wiped it onto the kitchen floor, god knows where else before I realised what was going on.....and at that time of night when you've got all comfortable the last thing you want to have to do is to scrub the carpet, clean the floor, clean up the sole of your slipper etc. but it had to be done. :(
Wish I'd never seen this thread.....:mad:
lol, oh dear... and that awful smell! poor you, i feel for your plight, i really do.
I miss white dog shit though. Mega rare these days. I found some the other weekend and was so impressed I took a couple of pictures.
hey ! yes white shit! my mum used to tell me it was fox shit because they ate the bones.... im not sure if it was true. Ive not seen it for donkeys years.
post up the pics for a bit of shit nostalgia! :D
micklemus
19-09-2008, 06:48 PM
Ha ha, you're on! I'll get them off my camera when I get home.
micklemus
19-09-2008, 07:47 PM
Tada!
2437
Tada!
2437
HAHA! AV THAT! thanks for posting micklemus. took me back to my childhood there!
micklemus
19-09-2008, 07:57 PM
Lol!
Had the same effect on me, that's why I had to capture the moment!
Happy days, long summers, fun with friends, no cares in the world, and white dog poo!
lefty
20-09-2008, 02:37 AM
It's not so much the dog shit that I object too, but the £1,000 fine afterwards, however is a doggy expected to pay for it.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/430954203_5f0a348654.jpg
disorder2k8
20-09-2008, 02:40 AM
sell it to a the local kebab shop?
no wait, they only buy donkey
fucking stomped in a meaty pile again today!!! arrgghh!!!
had to clean it out the treads with a stick and a puddle
lightgiver
10-11-2008, 10:53 PM
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5741/05180bigrh0.jpg (http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=05180bigrh0.jpg)
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5741/05180bigrh0.jpg (http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=05180bigrh0.jpg)
hahaha
yeh the one i trod in today was about that size!
infin8_possibility
10-11-2008, 11:49 PM
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5741/05180bigrh0.jpg (http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=05180bigrh0.jpg)
I sense a new fashion trend! Just you wait the "anti-panty club" will all be wearing them next summer, look out for all the top designers bringing out their own range of Shit Head head attire. :cool:
Oh and if you're going to a wedding don't forget to accessorise with a pair of dog-mess pick-up bag hand gloves, you'll be the bell of the ball...
lightgiver
11-11-2008, 03:18 AM
There is nowt fouler than dog shit,i love dogs but not their shit,and you always know when you have stood in some,either the squish or the smell.POOOO,and it would not surprise me if that shithead gear is in the Tate sometime sooner or later or some excrement type of artwork,done by damien hurst or the like maybe tracy emenam whats her name, may do a dog turd in a unmessed bed art peice,she had better not nick my idea:rolleyes::D:D
Yes i do wonder what happened to white dog shit?http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/_r/showthread/threadid_29178
http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-pictures-pg-13/128966-facts-about-dog-shit.html
you always know when you have stood in some,either the squish or the smell.
and of course the slip! when you loose your footing and do the comedy fall on arse complete with backward arm wheels...
Why did I have to stumble upon this thread? I haven't had a run in with the doggy doo for a while, but after reading this I get that knowing feeling I'm going to reacquaint myself with that unique under foot feeling once again....
Why did I have to stumble upon this thread? I haven't had a run in with the doggy doo for a while, but after reading this I get that knowing feeling I'm going to reacquaint myself with that unique under foot feeling once again....
haha..... sorry
lookfar
11-11-2008, 07:28 PM
haha..... sorry
Hehe don't be sorry, he's probably had much worse happen to him, lol:p:D
Hehe don't be sorry, he's probably had much worse happen to him, lol:p:D
Always having a dig at lil ol' innocent me....:D
eastbeast
13-11-2008, 05:02 PM
Dog Shit is Gods way of giving Dog owners a way to keep their hands warm.......
Dog Shit is Gods way of giving Dog owners a way to keep their hands warm.......
how true! i love your positive thinking!
stealth
13-11-2008, 11:21 PM
PHEW,ERRRH....this thread STINKS...;):D
talulah
13-11-2008, 11:53 PM
I miss white dog shit though. Mega rare these days. I found some the other weekend and was so impressed I took a couple of pictures.
oh ya beauty!Whatever happened to the great white dogshite?hahahah im on a mission now to see if i can spot some.il take a pic should i come across any.Not seen any in a while mind.Maybe the white jobies werent dogs!Maybe they were from some other creature!?:eek:
jason_bourne
14-11-2008, 03:22 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2njj5ug.jpg
eastbeast
14-11-2008, 01:06 PM
The old white Dog shit. This was only seen by those of us of a certain age, when as kids during the 60's and 70's we would have noticed the stuff.
I never saw a Dog lay one, but it was there. Always very dry and crumbly.
I have mentioned this to loads af people and the common concensus is that it was due to Dogs eating a certain type of Dog food no longer available.
Does anyone have any more info?
Bring back white Dog shit I say. Too many kids these days have never seen snow or made snowballs to throw at each other. This could be their chance.
Jumpers for Goalposts, Dogshit for Handgrenades etc. etc.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2njj5ug.jpg
hahaha! :D
The old white Dog shit. This was only seen by those of us of a certain age, when as kids during the 60's and 70's we would have noticed the stuff.
I never saw a Dog lay one, but it was there. Always very dry and crumbly.
I have mentioned this to loads af people and the common concensus is that it was due to Dogs eating a certain type of Dog food no longer available.Does anyone have any more info?
Bring back white Dog shit I say. Too many kids these days have never seen snow or made snowballs to throw at each other. This could be their chance.
Jumpers for Goalposts, Dogshit for Handgrenades etc. etc.
humm, could well be.
me mum always used to say it was fox shit and it was white because they eat bones!!!! ....i dunno, its a mystery
dont you think david icke would be so proud of his fellow truthers posting on a thread of this calibur! :D;):D
it makes my heart swell!
unusual_suspect
15-11-2008, 12:07 AM
The old white Dog shit. This was only seen by those of us of a certain age, when as kids during the 60's and 70's we would have noticed the stuff.
I never saw a Dog lay one, but it was there. Always very dry and crumbly.
I have mentioned this to loads af people and the common concensus is that it was due to Dogs eating a certain type of Dog food no longer available.
Does anyone have any more info?
Bring back white Dog shit I say. Too many kids these days have never seen snow or made snowballs to throw at each other. This could be their chance.
Jumpers for Goalposts, Dogshit for Handgrenades etc. etc.
My mum reckons it is because they put more preservatives and other stuff in the dog food these days and that's why you don't see the white shite anymore.
Has anyone seen the furry ones that have gone all mouldy? I thought those were a thing of the past 'till I saw one while out walking with my son :D
My mum reckons it is because they put more preservatives and other stuff in the dog food these days and that's why you don't see the white shite anymore.
Has anyone seen the furry ones that have gone all mouldy? I thought those were a thing of the past 'till I saw one while out walking with my son :D
yep! i see those quite often! i think it might be the damper weather
unusual_suspect
15-11-2008, 12:20 AM
yep! i see those quite often! i think it might be the damper weather
Yep that must be it, theyr'e a rare Autumn treat in these parts though.
Yep that must be it, theyr'e a rare Autumn treat in these parts though.
haha! like satan's conkers...
unusual_suspect
15-11-2008, 12:38 AM
haha! Like satan's conkers...
:D lmto :D
eastbeast
15-11-2008, 04:03 PM
Has anyone seen the furry ones that have gone all mouldy? I thought those were a thing of the past 'till I saw one while out walking with my son :D
Yep that must be it, theyr'e a rare Autumn treat in these parts though.
Just the job for 'Trick or Treat' night eh?
Dog Eggs with their own little furry Jackets.....is that ethical?
I mean do PETA need to know about it?
I miss white dog shit though. Mega rare these days. I found some the other weekend and was so impressed I took a couple of pictures.
Was reading thru looking for a mention of the elusive white dog shite , i heard it was somethign they put into the food to make it calcify so it could crumble and eventually disintigrate .Made sense , still not good for owners to of left it there.What else would we have kicked about though when we had nothing better to do ,ah the 70's missing them already :D
We once went on holiday with the school to colmendy in wales , someone had a crap that didnt flush away the next person in ran out excitedly proclaiming there was a white turd in the bowl .The highlight of the whole trip .Did he eat dog food we asked ourselves ?:eek:
lookfar
15-11-2008, 05:09 PM
My mum reckons it is because they put more preservatives and other stuff in the dog food these days and that's why you don't see the white shite anymore.
Has anyone seen the furry ones that have gone all mouldy? I thought those were a thing of the past 'till I saw one while out walking with my son :D
Yeah I think it's down to the preservatives they put in the food now too. I was actually having this converation the other day after lunch with the guys from work. They hadn't thought of white dog shit in years & found it quite comical:D
Hmm I don't recall seeing any furry ones though, perhaps I haven't been looking hard enough or in the right places, thankfully, lol:)
lookfar
15-11-2008, 05:10 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2njj5ug.jpg
LMAO, I think I'll skip from doing that thanks;):D
w1nstonsm1th84
15-11-2008, 05:15 PM
Yeah I think it's down to the preservatives they put in the food now too. I was actually having this converation the other day after lunch with the guys from work. They hadn't thought of white dog shit in years & found it quite comical:D
Hmm I don't recall seeing any furry ones though, perhaps I haven't been looking hard enough or in the right places, thankfully, lol:)
Bloody hell Lookie, you've been talking sh!t all day! :eek: :D
lookfar
15-11-2008, 05:16 PM
Bloody hell Lookie, you've been talking sh!t all day! :eek: :D
Haha you get days like that winnie:p & you were the one who started the other convo that was FAR worse, (or was it DE?;))
w1nstonsm1th84
15-11-2008, 05:35 PM
Haha you get days like that winnie:p & you were the one who started the other convo that was FAR worse, (or was it DE?;))
It was DE :eek: ... and I didn't know what the hell he was on about. :o :)
You learn something new every day though! :D
This time it was him reading a double meaning into it! :eek:
Bloody hell Lookie, you've been talking sh!t all day! :eek: :D
hey winst! ive been looking like shit all day today! :D:D:D.. i tend to talk shit everyday!
w1nstonsm1th84
15-11-2008, 08:25 PM
At least you admit it. :) :D
At least you admit it. :) :D
only way to be winny (the pooh) even your name goes well on this thread!
w1nstonsm1th84
15-11-2008, 08:51 PM
:D
:D
how you doing? you have been very quiet of late.
hope happyness is smiling down on yer hun. :)
w1nstonsm1th84
15-11-2008, 09:13 PM
how you doing? you have been very quiet of late.
hope happyness is smiling down on yer hun. :)
I'm great, jojo, thanks for asking. I'm quiet, because I'm busy moderating. :eek: Well, that's my excuse. :D Things are going superbly well at the moment, I hope things are going well for you also. :)
I'm great, jojo, thanks for asking. I'm quiet, because I'm busy moderating. :eek: Well, that's my excuse. :D Things are going superbly well at the moment, I hope things are going well for you also. :)
great news!
things are going swimmingly at the mo dearest winstone! :)
w1nstonsm1th84
16-11-2008, 12:31 AM
great news!
things are going swimmingly at the mo dearest winstone! :)
I'm so glad about that- you deserve happiness. :)
jakeuk999
16-11-2008, 01:14 AM
I hate dogs full stop, they smell, fart, eat cat shit, bite, bark, moan, dribble, shed fur, masturbate openly (males only), beg for anything your eating and they shit and piss anywhere they think appropriate.
beldazar
16-11-2008, 12:06 PM
The old white Dog shit. This was only seen by those of us of a certain age, when as kids during the 60's and 70's we would have noticed the stuff.
I never saw a Dog lay one, but it was there. Always very dry and crumbly.
I have mentioned this to loads af people and the common concensus is that it was due to Dogs eating a certain type of Dog food no longer available.
Does anyone have any more info?
Bring back white Dog shit I say. Too many kids these days have never seen snow or made snowballs to throw at each other. This could be their chance.
Jumpers for Goalposts, Dogshit for Handgrenades etc. etc.
Wow, yeah, I remember white dog shit! A white english terrier lived by me and he laid white shit, I thought it was because he was white, lol
thanks for explaining it was the food he ate :D
I hate dogs full stop, they smell, fart, eat cat shit, bite, bark, moan, dribble, shed fur, masturbate openly (males only), beg for anything your eating and they shit and piss anywhere they think appropriate.
thats all true! but they are also a friend for life and shower you with so much love and effection. they really are your best friend.
training deals with most of the above issues. except for the farting, dribbling, smelling and fur sheading..... but to me, its worth it :)
Wow, yeah, I remember white dog shit! A white english terrier lived by me and he laid white shit, I thought it was because he was white, lol
thanks for explaining it was the food he ate :D
haha! its like some blue roan coloured cows close to where i live, i told my ex father in law they were the kind of cows that you got blue stilton cheese from... and he believed me!
lyrag
16-11-2008, 09:28 PM
I happen to love the stuff :p
lyrag
16-11-2008, 09:30 PM
I hate dogs full stop, they smell, fart, eat cat shit, bite, bark, moan, dribble, shed fur, masturbate openly (males only), beg for anything your eating and they shit and piss anywhere they think appropriate.
Sounds like most the men i know
unusual_suspect
16-11-2008, 09:35 PM
I happen to love the stuff :p
Are you more partial to the white or brown variety? :D
Sounds like most the men i know
hahaha!
beldazar
16-11-2008, 09:58 PM
Sounds like most the men i know
Hehe, brilliant! :D
lyrag
16-11-2008, 10:35 PM
Are you more partial to the white or brown variety? :D
A nice firm brown one :D , i hate the white...horrendous to clean up , although the white ones are easier to see in the dark
unusual_suspect
16-11-2008, 10:39 PM
Once I saw one that was kind of standing up, like a dog poo tower - it was cool :D
lyrag
16-11-2008, 10:48 PM
Haha,
the ones that annoy me the most are the sneaky ones that look like leafs...then its to late :mad:
unusual_suspect
16-11-2008, 10:51 PM
Haha,
the ones that annoy me the most are the sneaky ones that look like leafs...then its to late :mad:
Ninja poo's :D
lookfar
16-11-2008, 10:53 PM
I hate dogs full stop, they smell, fart, eat cat shit, bite, bark, moan, dribble, shed fur, masturbate openly (males only), beg for anything your eating and they shit and piss anywhere they think appropriate.
From the sound of your post Jake, it would appear that you have never experienced the unconditional loving relationship that you can only get from dogs, if treated right they are truly loyal companions & are part of the family. Although I'm not saying that your points above aren't true, lol, there are obviously just those who can tolerate them & those who can't I suppose:D But like jojo said, training can eliminate most of them.
As for the "masturbating openly" bit only being males, we used to have a spayed female collie/chow cross who occasionally humped the cushions, so it would seem that bitches do it too, lol;):D
eastbeast
18-11-2008, 09:45 PM
Wow, yeah, I remember white dog shit! A white english terrier lived by me and he laid white shit, I thought it was because he was white,
I thought that at one time too!
eastbeast
18-11-2008, 09:48 PM
A nice firm brown one :D , i hate the white...horrendous to clean up , although the white ones are easier to see in the dark
We really need glow-in-the-dark luminous Dog Turds.
And Flourescent ones for those dingy days of Autumn. Just to brighten a days walk in the country.
A nice firm brown one :D , i hate the white...horrendous to clean up , although the white ones are easier to see in the dark
oh no, i have to disagree! the white dont smell as bad and they dont make you heave....
We really need glow-in-the-dark luminous Dog Turds.
And Flourescent ones for those dingy days of Autumn. Just to brighten a days walk in the country.
monsanto pet food are on the case! ;)
therealknockoff
13-12-2008, 09:59 AM
And now for the News...
A forum of conspiracy wackos recently glorified dog fecal matter for 10 pages, these are the same people who believe that Lizard People run the world...
keystone
13-12-2008, 10:13 AM
And now for the News...
A forum of conspiracy wackos recently glorified dog fecal matter for 10 pages, these are the same people who believe that Lizard People run the world...Before anyone howls with anger at this post it's a very valid point to make. After all, peoples perceptions do matter. Having said that it is in the "Have a Laugh" section of the forum and everyone can't be serious all of the time. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
eastbeast
13-12-2008, 02:17 PM
monsanto pet food are on the case! ;)
Fantastic!
I hope they develop something that will give a colour choice!
eastbeast
13-12-2008, 02:20 PM
And now for the News...
A forum of conspiracy wackos recently glorified dog fecal matter for 10 pages, these are the same people who believe that Lizard People run the world...
Who are you calling a conspiracy wacko..
Just because nealry everyone here believes in conspiracies and are wackos.......Are you part of a conspiracy to propagate a conspiracy wacko conspiracy?
The HSE should legislate for the introduction of White, Flourescent or Luminous dog shit so it can be clearly seen as a hazard and thereby avoided. Hi-Viz dog shit would also negate the problem of owners 'not seeing' their dogs laying said shit.
lyrag
21-12-2008, 01:27 AM
And now for the News...
A forum of conspiracy wackos recently glorified dog fecal matter for 10 pages, these are the same people who believe that Lizard People run the world...
I actually thought this person was crackin a funny, i dont think it was ment as an insult!!
And now for the News...
A forum of conspiracy wackos recently glorified dog fecal matter for 10 pages, these are the same people who believe that Lizard People run the world...
haha! very true! but im proud to be a conspiracy wacko! It seems like you have not read this thread, because far from glorifing dog feaces... its actually a thread uniting fellow forum members in their hate of the stuff...
come on therealknockoff, cant you feel the love emiting from it ... :)
maybe i should start a thread saying "hands up who likes therealknockoff?"
only joking ;)
The HSE should legislate for the introduction of White, Flourescent or Luminous dog shit so it can be clearly seen as a hazard and thereby avoided. Hi-Viz dog shit would also negate the problem of owners 'not seeing' their dogs laying said shit.
oh no!!! what have we started here!!! TPTB will be taking notes about yet another way to tax and fine the population!
eastbeast
05-01-2009, 04:33 PM
BUMP
Anyway,
Where I live most of the time, there are little stickers on the lamposts telling owners to bag and bin their dogshit, £1000 fine if you don't.
Problem is, there aren't a lot of the red dogshit bins around here. Who wants one outside their house?
So at random intervals around the place there are these little parcels that have been abandoned, presumably by dog owners, containing shit.
As a non dog owner I can understand this, but surley in Winter is it not good for keeping your hands warm?
The other thing is, where does the dogshit go once collected, who collects it, what type of vehicle is used?
After all, I've never seen 'Dogshit collecter' advertised in the sits vac.
unusual_suspect
05-01-2009, 04:41 PM
BUMP
Anyway,
Where I live most of the time, there are little stickers on the lamposts telling owners to bag and bin their dogshit, £1000 fine if you don't.
Problem is, there aren't a lot of the red dogshit bins around here. Who wants one outside their house?
So at random intervals around the place there are these little parcels that have been abandoned, presumably by dog owners, containing shit.
As a non dog owner I can understand this, but surley in Winter is it not good for keeping your hands warm?
The Grand Union Canal runs along the back of my street, it would be a lovely walk, however it is a no man's land, a veritable minefield of dog poo!
When people actually do bother to pick it up, they put it in plastic bags, tie a knot in the top, and hang their bag from the nearest tree :eek:
So then you have 'poo trees' along the canal, small boys go and hit the poo bags with sticks for a laugh (until they find out what's in them). I don't even like dogs, they scare me. What makes other people think that it's ok to leave poo along the tow-path?
What if I pulled my undercarackers down and curled on out outside their house?
eastbeast
05-01-2009, 04:49 PM
Its a funny subject, but disgusting.
I am currently suffering from someone who occasionally walks their dog along a path that goes between my house and a neighbour.
I'm watching and waiting. One day soon they are getting a delivery, then they will know how it feels to have dogshit where its not wanted!!!!
unusual_suspect
05-01-2009, 05:24 PM
Its a funny subject, but disgusting.
I am currently suffering from someone who occasionally walks their dog along a path that goes between my house and a neighbour.
I'm watching and waiting. One day soon they are getting a delivery, then they will know how it feels to have dogshit where its not wanted!!!!
Personally I think you should rub their nose in it!
false flag
06-01-2009, 03:09 AM
LOL @ OP and replys
Ever woke up got out of bed put foot in your dog's poo:eek:, take off sock head to kitchen for bin bag only to skid across the floor on sloppy cat shat...:eek: still holding shitty sock in hand to fall on the floor hand s down!
Nope, but the other day I got out of bed and put my foot straight into a mushy, oozing furball vomit from my cat!:eek:
I thought I was gonna puke.
BUMP
Problem is, there aren't a lot of the red dogshit bins around here. Who wants one outside their house?
very true!
So at random intervals around the place there are these little parcels that have been abandoned, presumably by dog owners, containing shit.
oh thats gross! some people are real mingers!
As a non dog owner I can understand this, but surley in Winter is it not good for keeping your hands warm? yeh, but the sensation of holding dog shit makes your stomach turn!
The other thing is, where does the dogshit go once collected, who collects it, what type of vehicle is used?
After all, I've never seen 'Dogshit collecter' advertised in the sits vac.
lol, its not the type of job you boast about down the pub is it!
The Grand Union Canal runs along the back of my street, it would be a lovely walk, however it is a no man's land, a veritable minefield of dog poo!
When people actually do bother to pick it up, they put it in plastic bags, tie a knot in the top, and hang their bag from the nearest tree :eek:
So then you have 'poo trees' along the canal, small boys go and hit the poo bags with sticks for a laugh (until they find out what's in them). I don't even like dogs, they scare me. What makes other people think that it's ok to leave poo along the tow-path?
What if I pulled my undercarackers down and curled on out outside their house?
some people are strange! they have gone to the trouble of bagging it up, only to hang it from a tree! crazy....
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steppewar
11-02-2009, 05:44 AM
I may not post much on this forum but i read it A LOT! and i just want to say that there are so many factions and groups who argue and oppose one another. Bitch fights and handbags are thrown back and forth daily. So whether you are a mason or a satanist, a new ager or a christian, an anti jew or a world banker, and reptile believer or concrete thinker... one thing i can safely say we all have in common is we all hate DOG SHIT!
So next time people find themselves in a forum tit for tat, remember.... we can all unite in our humanity and find a common ground for agreement. I bet the person your exchanging bitch slaps with hates dog shit too!
:D
I don't like dog shit at all. It tastes a bit too sweet for my palate.
Cat shit tastes much nicer.
anahata
11-02-2009, 11:56 AM
Agh! It's been a few years but like busses I've now stepped in a mess twice in as many weeks and no definitely not fond of the stuff.
debs67gb
11-02-2009, 12:01 PM
horse shit is better - makes yer garden fragrant :)
horse shit is better - makes yer garden fragrant :)
yep, i shovel both dog and horse shit up everyday, and i can assure you. horse shit is no where near as offensive as dog shit.
debs67gb
11-02-2009, 12:04 PM
lol i shovel cat shit out and horse shit when i get up to see my friends at the stables :) dog shit i play dodge it every morning going to school with lil one :)
comawhite015
11-02-2009, 12:09 PM
I have a dog. When she used to get yucky tummy she shat right next to my bed in the middle of the night to let me know and wake me up.
Believe me. It woke me up.
debs67gb
11-02-2009, 12:10 PM
oh man that must be as bad as cat sick on yer top lol ewww ffs - *shudders*
comawhite015
11-02-2009, 12:13 PM
^^ No, no.. it wasn't solid.. it wasn't dog 'shit'... it was hot, steaming, dog diahrrea.
I don't think you can even *imagine*...
debs67gb
11-02-2009, 12:14 PM
umm yes i can kids with runs cats with runs i guess dogs with runs are same :(
^^ No, no.. it wasn't solid.. it wasn't dog 'shit'... it was hot, steaming, dog diahrrea.
I don't think you can even *imagine*...
uuurrgghh, i know what you mean... its foul! and the smell!!!
comawhite015
11-02-2009, 12:30 PM
^^ Especially 2 feet away from your face in the middle of the night.. in the dark.. you can't see it.. you just.. awaken.. trying not to spew... gaaaaah..
why am I going into so much detail!
edit: I am obviously traumatised.
debs67gb
11-02-2009, 12:32 PM
lolol i know the feeling *peace out* lmao
anahata
11-02-2009, 12:50 PM
^^ No, no.. it wasn't solid.. it wasn't dog 'shit'... it was hot, steaming, dog diahrrea.
I don't think you can even *imagine*...
Eeew thats nasty!!
Butt plug?
sorath
11-02-2009, 03:57 PM
I may not post much on this forum but i read it A LOT! and i just want to say that there are so many factions and groups who argue and oppose one another. Bitch fights and handbags are thrown back and forth daily. So whether you are a mason or a satanist, a new ager or a christian, an anti jew or a world banker, and reptile believer or concrete thinker... one thing i can safely say we all have in common is we all hate DOG SHIT!
So next time people find themselves in a forum tit for tat, remember.... we can all unite in our humanity and find a common ground for agreement. I bet the person your exchanging bitch slaps with hates dog shit too!
:D
You are right I don't like dogshit. I hate it when it gets on your shoes. Urggghhh stinky dogshit poooooweeeee.
ustane
26-07-2009, 03:01 AM
yep, i shovel both dog and horse shit up everyday, and i can assure you. horse shit is no where near as offensive as dog shit.
I know from clearing it from my garden in the past when I had a dog, dog shit's rank, it stinks. It stinks to high hell.
hagbard_celine
26-07-2009, 04:26 PM
I may not post much on this forum but i read it A LOT! and i just want to say that there are so many factions and groups who argue and oppose one another. Bitch fights and handbags are thrown back and forth daily. So whether you are a mason or a satanist, a new ager or a christian, an anti jew or a world banker, and reptile believer or concrete thinker... one thing i can safely say we all have in common is we all hate DOG SHIT!
So next time people find themselves in a forum tit for tat, remember.... we can all unite in our humanity and find a common ground for agreement. I bet the person your exchanging bitch slaps with hates dog shit too!
:D
I know from clearing it from my garden in the past when I had a dog, dog shit's rank, it stinks. It stinks to high hell.
Ha ha!:D True!
I think this was the main reason I had to let my dog go. I used to wake up to a huge, wet, reeking Richard the Third on the carpet of the landing:(:eek:; the stains are still there today! Don't worry,:o I made sure I found the dog a good home:eek::). I gave him back to the farm I got him from and they're going to train him to be a sheep dog.:cool:
oh no, were not bumping this thread again are we??? lol :D
ustane
28-07-2009, 07:40 PM
Well dogs like it, they sniff it in the street
hagbard_celine
28-07-2009, 08:45 PM
Well dogs like it, they sniff it in the street
Why do they do that?:o:confused: Why can't they use their very powerful noses, far better than humans', to smell flowers or something.
Why do they do that?:o:confused: Why can't they use their very powerful noses, far better than humans', to smell flowers or something.
they are just gross! they sniff and lick each others arse holes and love nothing better than chewing a sweaty pair of socks or dirty pants.
mine likes to roll in cow shit, eats horse shit and licks the cats arsehole!!
hagbard_celine
28-07-2009, 08:57 PM
they are just gross! they sniff and lick each others arse holes and love nothing better than chewing a sweaty pair of socks or dirty pants.
mine likes to roll in cow shit, eats horse shit and licks the cats arsehole!!
But we still love 'em!:)
Although personally I prefer cats; I've got 4.:eek:
But we still love 'em!:)
Although personally I prefer cats; I've got 4.:eek:
we do! i love dogs, they can teach a person about unconditional love.... however, they are still minging little critters!
hagbard_celine
28-07-2009, 09:05 PM
we do! i love dogs, they can teach a person about unconditional love.... however, they are still minging little critters!
Yes, they are devoted and adoring in a way few humans are:). I can understand why some people prefer their company to that of other people.
ustane
28-07-2009, 09:26 PM
Why do they do that?:o:confused: Why can't they use their very powerful noses, far better than humans', to smell flowers or something.
No, cos they have a different taste in perfume to ours. We like Chanel No 5 and honeysuckles, flowers, vanilla, they like mud and shitty odours, to them that is a beautiful scent which they find attractive
hagbard_celine
28-07-2009, 09:30 PM
No, cos they have a different taste in perfume to ours. We like Chanel No 5 and honeysuckles, flowers, vanilla, they like mud and shitty odours, to them that is a beautiful smell which they find attractive
Well, there's no accounting for taste.:eek::D Shows how different we all are.
ustane
28-07-2009, 09:31 PM
I love em, I love hamsters, guinea pigs, dogs & cats. I love the way dogs hump teddy bears and then walk away from them whilst they are still jigging their hips and wining their waists and the way their flaps around the mouth get folded over and the way cats drag their butts across the floor and hamsters' sawdust bits hang off & stick to their rear
I love em, I love hamsters, guinea pigs, dogs & cats. I love the way dogs hump teddy bears and then walk away from them whilst they are still jigging their hips and wining their waists and the way their flaps around the mouth get folded over and the way cats drag their butts across the floor and hamsters' sawdust bits hang off & stick to their rear
haha... well put ;)
pri01
28-07-2009, 10:29 PM
Cat poo is very pungent too and highly undesirable.:eek:
I lost a beautiful siamese male a short while ago to some scumbag who decided he was gonna run him off the road.
As a siamese cat lover, I have always had a pair and as such when Romeo died, I had to get another to keep his young son Henry company. I managed to buy a little girl, Ruby from the same family and she has settled in well.
However, I have a total of 3 cats and 2 dogs to look after and if any of them have a loose day and are not let out for whatever reason, My God THE SMELL is senseless.
If cat trays are not changed regularly my little ones will look elsewhere to do their business. This only happens if one of my kids fails to do their jobs in the home. I have found on one or two occasions deposits in my washing basket on top of my washing. Euw:eek:
So cats are guilty too. My other cat, Alfie who is a bengal cat had an unfortunate kitten life where his previous owner locked him in the bathroom all day. He has been pooing in my bath.:eek:
Compared to dog poo, cat poo rates as high in stinky stakes.
Compared to dog poo, cat poo rates as high in stinky stakes.
yeah! cat shit is totally rank! the smell is worse i think than dog dump.
oh, this thread is such an antidote to all the fear anger and handbags that get thrown around the forum! :D
pri01
28-07-2009, 10:42 PM
yeah! cat shit is totally rank! the smell is worse i think than dog dump.
oh, this thread is such an antidote to all the fear anger and handbags that get thrown around the forum! :D
Absolutely. Our furry friends give us so much joy, and love us unconditionally it's infectious.:)