Condoms

[turquoisefyre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

[grannymoose]

lmao. i get it my kids have paddys becouse i didn't wear a condom lol

[catfood]

Have you seen those letters at the bass of condoms?

[xxxx]

yeah condoms are an evil ploy by the nwo to depopulate the world. i bet they even make ones with aids on the inside that they sell to 'egyptians' isn't that right turquoisefyre?


i'm on abit of a campaign now.

[turquoisefyre]

yeah condoms are an evil ploy by the nwo to depopulate the world. i bet they even make ones with aids on the inside that they sell to 'egyptians' isn't that right turquoisefyre?


i'm on abit of a campaign now.


it's obvious your angry at the world because of a deffective condom 9 months before however many years you were born.

[boots]

LOL turquoisefyre.

This is the Humour thread after all.

Someone loves you?

[manchurian_candidate]

Condoms are foul!!!

[boots]

Condoms are foul!!!

There's nothing like skin on skin:eek::D

[shenoma]

Come and get some, haha.:p

[raptor]

catfood ? do condoms emit low frequency sound ? im assuming you meant "base" of the condom and if so then i'd assume that they are quality control or batch numbers ! i dont use condoms as i dont go round dipping my ol'boy in skanky bitches you pick up at nightclubs. god knows who's porridge they have had in them ! if im not mistaken the most sensitive part of a cock is the "bell end" or many other things you may call it so if you cover it in latex i dont see the point in drilling a hot girl when you cant feel anything ! but always look at things on a positive note wherever possible and remember you can "chuck your muck" in a condom and then stretch it like a bow and arrow and catapult your knuckle batter in your girls eye !! wooooooooo yeah they love it ;)

[shenoma]

but always look at things on a positive note wherever possible and remember you can "chuck your muck" in a condom and then stretch it like a bow and arrow and catapult your knuckle batter in your girls eye !! wooooooooo yeah they love it ;)

What in the seven levels of hell are you talking about man, speak American for this girl?

[manchurian_candidate]

There's nothing like skin on skin:eek::D

I second that, as long as you know where they have been...

Could end up rather bad if not!!! :eek:

[turquoisefyre]

There's nothing like skin on skin:eek::D


...let the love begin..!

Def Leppard - Woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEcDYdsJT4

[turquoisefyre]

Come and get some, haha.:p

shall i start making resevations?:p

[raptor]

What in the seven levels of hell are you talking about man, speak American for this girl?

sorry my bad, i forgot that you stole our language but you cannot use it properly. this is the best way i can translate it for you in a way you "may" understand;

the only good use for a condom is to "cum" inside it, stretch it like you would an elastic band, aim it at a girls face and let go of one end so that the "cum" fires out of it and lands on a girls face therefor degrading them.

you have to be a sick minded male to understand the humour ;)

does that make things a little clearer ? :D

[shenoma]

We didn't steal it, we brought it over with us because, guess what, we came from the U.K.! At least I try to use it properly, unlike you.:p

sorry my bad, i forgot that you stole our language but you cannot use it properly. this is the best way i can translate it for you in a way you "may" understand;

the only good use for a condom is to "cum" inside it, stretch it like you would an elastic band, aim it at a girls face and let go of one end so that the "cum" fires out of it and lands on a girls face therefor degrading them.

you have to be a sick minded male to understand the humour ;)

does that make things a little clearer ? :D

[xxxx]

americans eh?

[shenoma]

Yeah, so what about it?

americans eh?

[raptor]

Yeah, so what about it?

you took our language and destroyed it !!! i have no problem with Americans as a whole but i cant stand the way that you all speak like your asking a question ! anyways this is a condom debate not a "how dumb are Americans" debate so i apologise to the person who started the thread :rolleyes:

[xxxx]

Yeah, so what about it?

nothing directed at you my dear. english people are always slagging off americans, its just a cliche now to slag off americans. i'm not fussed i'm irish anyways so i already think the english are patronising fuckwits.

but anyways this thread is stupid and you're all gonna catch std's. unless they're a nwo myth.

[boots]

This thread is becoming NOT so funny any more.

I'm from OZ....... any takers....... WE can really fuck up the language.

[jamesk]

back to the subject - what was the video about, i can't watch it where i am?

i don't use condoms, unless the girl insists!

sex is better without condoms, but sex with condoms is better then no sex!

[shenoma]

Back That Thang Up
Chorus)
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
(Juvenile)
You got to steal, big ass, yeah
Make me laugh, yeah
Make a nigga wanna grab that
Wanna grab that
Im sweating on the draws, yeah
On hard, yeah
Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah
Break you off, yeah
How you gon get yours, yeah
Thats for sure, yeah
You fucking with

back to the subject - what was the video about, i can't watch it where i am?

i don't use condoms, unless the girl insists!

sex is better without condoms, but sex with condoms is better then no sex!

[jamesk]

"Back That Thang Up"?

I don't want to seem sexually naive, but could you translate these lyrics?




Back That Thang Up
Chorus)
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Girl, who is you playing with back that ass up
Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up
Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up
(Juvenile)
You got to steal, big ass, yeah
Make me laugh, yeah
Make a nigga wanna grab that
Wanna grab that
Im sweating on the draws, yeah
On hard, yeah
Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah
Break you off, yeah
How you gon get yours, yeah
Thats for sure, yeah
You fucking with

[revolutionary_jam]

i love that advert

[jim fear]

What in the seven levels of hell are you talking about man, speak American for this girl?

I think you'll find its English ;)

[shenoma]

It is mainly saying the guy thinks the girl is very good looking and he wants to fuck her real hard. She needs/should let him do it to her anyway he wants to because he thinks that.

"Back That Thang Up"?

I don't want to seem sexually naive, but could you translate these lyrics?