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whitenight639
02-04-2007, 05:57 PM
Husband finished reading book called " Man of the House" he storms into the kitchen, points finger into wifes face and said
"from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night. After you will run me a bath.

After the bath you will lie on the bed and take what's coming to you & then guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? She replied "The fucking Undertaker"

purple is a fruit
03-04-2007, 06:09 AM
Husband finished reading book called " Man of the House" he storms into the kitchen, points finger into wifes face and said
"from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night. After you will run me a bath.

After the bath you will lie on the bed and take what's coming to you & then guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? She replied "The fucking Undertaker"

BRILLIANT!:D

earthseed
03-04-2007, 08:50 AM
Guess the wife read Bitch. Ah the war of the sexes good food for the matrix.

:p

paulski
03-04-2007, 01:06 PM
Ah the war of the sexes good food for the matrix.

Any division is good for the matrix:D