Masonic donkeys only eat masonic carrots

[secondfamilyuk]

The masonic donkeys are here defending every piece of masonic carrot they were given the day they were conned.

yes master, shakin it.

from the great worshipful master of cods wallop

no, not now, go away, we are too busy counting your money. Now go and tell them again how much we give to ourselves through our charities.

he haw - he haw - he hawlways calls me donkey

Brian the most wondrous comedian. Definitely not a masonic donkey.

[meridiansun]

The masonic donkeys are here defending every piece of masonic carrot they were given the day they were conned.

yes master, shakin it.

from the great worshipful master of cods wallop

no, not now, go away, we are too busy counting your money. Now go and tell them again how much we give to ourselves through our charities.

he haw - he haw - he hawlways calls me donkey

Brian the most wondrous comedian. Definitely not a masonic donkey.

What problem do you have with donkeys? Did one bite you when you were younger? Did the donkey handler refuse you a ride along the seafront on one?

You should have more compassion. They are all God's creatures.

http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/site/1/home.html

[manchurian_candidate]

The masonic donkeys are here defending every piece of masonic carrot they were given the day they were conned.

yes master, shakin it.

from the great worshipful master of cods wallop

no, not now, go away, we are too busy counting your money. Now go and tell them again how much we give to ourselves through our charities.

he haw - he haw - he hawlways calls me donkey

Brian the most wondrous comedian. Definitely not a masonic donkey.

Can I ask who you are and why you randomly post anti-mason threads every so often? I am not saying I am pro/anti mason just wondered why you keep doing it?

[chrism]

I think it is purely for our entertainment!

It is rather non-sequitous and reminds me of early 1980's experimental comedy. No wonder it died off!

C

[eternal_spirit]

Can I ask who you are and why you randomly post anti-mason threads every so often? I am not saying I am pro/anti mason just wondered why you keep doing it?



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14079



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22460



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23149

[manchurian_candidate]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14079



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22460



http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23149

Nice one ES, I must have missed the very first post from this guy, ta for the links. :)

[secondfamilyuk]

answers

meridianshun: you have told us where your sanctuary is, hee haw.

manchurian c: www.secondfamily-uk.com we want to show the world the truth.

chism: Your quote "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse" Yes, then the masonic mind controllers take over.

eternal s: lies or truth from you ?

avoid the masons like the plague and have a nice day.

[chrism]

I told you!

Priceless!

Chris

[manchurian_candidate]

I told you!

Priceless!

Chris

I am starting to agree now to be fair! Something just doesnt feel serious about this...

Apols Secondfamilyuk I will have a look at your website x

[danielson23uk]

Can I ask who you are and why you randomly post anti-mason threads every so often? I am not saying I am pro/anti mason just wondered why you keep doing it?

This person does this because it keeps the term 'Second Family' within the sights of search engine spiders so that people can go to his website and 'donate'. He's a conman. This is what I've been ranting on about. I wonder how many DI forumites have been duped and given this idiot money.

[chrism]

This person does this because it keeps the term 'Second Family' within the sights of search engine spiders so that people can go to his website and 'donate'. He's a conman. This is what I've been ranting on about. I wonder how many DI forumites have been duped and given this idiot money.

To be fair, although it seems we rarely agree with people on this forum Danielson, they are not stupid! I would hope that most have seen through the desperate grasping at straws, but if anyone has slipped through and donated, I reckon they will only do so once!

I have stopped praying for his mental health, and started praying for a small lightening strike or meteorite! He thinks Masons hate him and are targeting him - but acting the way he is, who can blame them! Frustration can take a toll on the most peaceful souls.

C

[danielson23uk]

He thinks Masons hate him and are targeting him - but acting the way he is, who can blame them! Frustration can take a toll on the most peaceful souls.

Well if we're targeting him we're a pretty bad shot! He's put all these personal details on the site with telephone and mobile numbers. I thinks he's probably waiting for someone to knock on his door and bash him giving him the ammunition he claims to have. Like you say ChrisM hopefully even this forum can spot a maniac when they see one.

[chrism]

People in Trafalgar Square find it hard to see London though...

All joking aside, I think most of the people here are reasonable human beings. We have even been treated quite nicely by some of them. Better than I had expected, anyway.

I just want to know what a masonic carrot is, and whether I am a masonic donkey myself? I am confused!

[danielson23uk]

People in Trafalgar Square find it hard to see London though...

All joking aside, I think most of the people here are reasonable human beings. We have even been treated quite nicely by some of them. Better than I had expected, anyway.

I just want to know what a masonic carrot is, and whether I am a masonic donkey myself? I am confused!
A masonic carrot must be one that's cut into a perfect parallelepipedon. I hate carrots unless they're cooked to buggery and even then I can't eat one on its own.

[icke and ham]

This person does this because it keeps the term 'Second Family' within the sights of search engine spiders so that people can go to his website and 'donate'. He's a conman. This is what I've been ranting on about. I wonder how many DI forumites have been duped and given this idiot money.

I am not as bright as you clever mason's but give me some credit!! shurely no one who searches for the Truth even not trusting mason's wuld give money to second family. No-one here, danelson - were not that stupid! :D

[chrism]

A masonic carrot must be one that's cut into a perfect parallelepipedon. I hate carrots unless they're cooked to buggery and even then I can't eat one on its own.

But the size of it (if I follow you right) would be from east to west, north to south and from the surface of the earth to the centre and even as tall as the heavens - that would make for one MASSIVE donkey...

C:)

[danielson23uk]

I am not as bright as you clever mason's but give me some credit!! shurely no one who searches for the Truth even not trusting mason's wuld give money to second family. No-one here, danelson - were not that stupid! :D

I beg to differ I&H. That's all I'll say.:p

[danielson23uk]

But the size of it (if I follow you right) would be from east to west, north to south and from the surface of the earth to the centre and even as tall as the heavens - that would make for one MASSIVE donkey...

C:)

Think of the cart!:o:D

[chrism]

Think of the cart!:o:D

I was thinking of the Dung!

C

[the guy in pink]

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14079

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22460

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23149

Thanks ES Reading that first on puts it in perspective.
This Guy is just a nutter who gets his kicks (and some money) by writing nonsense and trying to get a rise out of Masons.

Now if he could learn to set it to verse like Lewis Carroll.

The Bellman looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow.
"If only you'd spoken before!
It's excessively awkward to mention it now,
With the Snark, so to speak, at the door!


"We should all of us grieve, as you well may believe,
If you never were met with again--
But surely, my man, when the voyage began,
You might have suggested it then?

"It's excessively awkward to mention it now--
As I think I've already remarked."
And the man they called "Hi!" replied, with a sigh,
"I informed you the day we embarked.

"You may charge me with murder--or want of sense--
(We are all of us weak at times):
But the slightest approach to a false pretense
Was never among my crimes!

"I said it in Hebrew--I said it in Dutch--
I said it in German and Greek:
But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
That English is what you speak!"
"'Tis a pitiful tale," said the Bellman, whose face
Had grown longer at every word:
"But, now that you've stated the whole of your case,
More debate would be simply absurd.

[perry_mason]

Where does JS get the donkeys thing from? Leave them alone Joe! It's got to be one of the least offensive things I've ever heard. One of the least lucid posts also, definitely has a twinge of Python about it.

[the duke]

The masonic donkeys are here defending every piece of masonic carrot they were given the day they were conned.

yes master, shakin it.

from the great worshipful master of cods wallop

no, not now, go away, we are too busy counting your money. Now go and tell them again how much we give to ourselves through our charities.

he haw - he haw - he hawlways calls me donkey

Brian the most wondrous comedian. Definitely not a masonic donkey.

Hey SFUK, I've just been on your website! You are literally the funniest person i've ever seen in my whole life. You should be on the stage!!!

[tinmenace]

Donkey.....Ass.....same thing :D

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/horsesass.jpg

[jacob sladder]

Donkey.....Ass.....same thing :D

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/horsesass.jpg


Reminds me of a girl I once knew....:eek:

[the duke]

Where does JS get the donkeys thing from? Leave them alone Joe! It's got to be one of the least offensive things I've ever heard. One of the least lucid posts also, definitely has a twinge of Python about it.

Yeah Perry, I concur!!!! Donkey's Ass? A bit weak! You haven't quite inflicted a mortal wound with that one! You'll call us 'Poo Poo Heads' next and maybe go as far as 'spazmo'!! Lets stick to the issues, eh!?!

[the guy in pink]

Donkey.....Ass.....same thing :D

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/horsesass.jpg

Tin Tin, That's a pony, not a donkey!

[tinmenace]

Tin Tin, That's a pony, not a donkey!

You missed the point. It's an ass :D


:p

[chrism]

You missed the point. It's an ass :D


:p




And not the only one :p

C

[the duke]

Tin Tin, That's a pony, not a donkey!

Yeah, definitely a horse! That's a country mile from an Ass!!! nothing like it. It's closer to a zebra than an Ass!

[tinmenace]

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/zebraass.jpg

But what about the carrots? :D

Here we go....

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/carrottop.jpg

This is a carrot muffin...not to be confused with a stud muffin :p

[tinmenace]

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/carrottopmuffin.jpg

Carrot Top Muffin

[the duke]

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/carrottopmuffin.jpg

Carrot Top Muffin





I'm not playing anymore!!!

[danielson23uk]

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/carrottopmuffin.jpg

Carrot Top Muffin





Hello Tinmenace,
I've read many of your posts. Tell me, what do you think of Second Family's carrot donkey eating masons theory?

[eternal_spirit]

Hey SFUK, I've just been on your website! You are literally the funniest person i've ever seen in my whole life. You should be on the stage!!!


........................................







We found this pic of you maybe you should be on stage







http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4844/att3915584qx4.jpg

[danielson23uk]

........................................







We found this pic of you maybe you should be on stage







http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4844/att3915584qx4.jpg
Bravo ES!!! LMFAO:D:D:D

Can you get me her number?!:(

[the duke]

Bravo ES!!! LMFAO:D:D:D

Can you get me her number?!:(

Why did she have her nose circumcised!?!

[eternal_spirit]

I don't know guys but she has lovely eyes :eek:

[the duke]

I don't know guys but she has lovely eyes :eek:

Cock on her face is a bit off putting though!!!

[danielson23uk]

Cock on her face is a bit off putting though!!!

Christ you're a picky bunch. Does she have a radial pulse? That'll do for me!!!!:D

[the duke]

Christ you're a picky bunch. Does she have a radial pulse? That'll do for me!!!!:D

It could add a new dynamic to the bedroom though!!!;)

[perry_mason]

You guys have some bloody weird photos on your PCs. I liked the equine arse montage Tinmenace. :D

[danielson23uk]

You guys have some bloody weird photos on your PCs. I liked the equine arse montage Tinmenace. :D

Whatever floats your boat!

[the duke]

You guys have some bloody weird photos on your PCs. I liked the equine arse montage Tinmenace. :D

I bet you did!!! I've heard about you Masons!!!

[tinmenace]

http://spiritual-nature.com/images/assmuffin.jpg

This is Ass Muffin...easily identified by the brown eye.... :D

[perry_mason]

Whatever floats your boat!

In a purely artistic, platonic sense of course danielson!