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optimus pigpot
06-04-2008, 08:37 AM
Who wants to subscribe to the nothing!!! It's not even a way. It's nothing. It's not a church or a temple. It's nothing. There is no book. There is nothing. There is no leader. There is nothing. There is no, "The", Nothing. There is simply nothing. There is no you. You are nothing. Your job is nothing. Everything is nothing.

By simply posting on thread, I will take as read that you have signed up to the Nothing. By doing so you will be inundated with private messages that will inform you further, as time allows the workers at Nothing, to send you information about Nothing and offer you Nothing.

This is a great offer but remember Jesus and Allah and Aethiesm are Nothing so when you reply with a vested interest in a "Way" or "Dogma" you will recieve Nothing in reply.

Many thanks, from all the crew at Nothing.

Offer of Nothing begins as soon as the post is replied to.........

smariot
06-04-2008, 09:09 AM
That reminds me. . . (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism)

montag
06-04-2008, 09:11 AM
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lemonique
06-04-2008, 09:11 AM
Ha Ha Ha !!! Very good you two :D

i_am
06-04-2008, 09:16 AM
I declare this thread null and void!!

bigus_dickus
06-04-2008, 10:02 AM
you are lying.

optimus pigpot
06-04-2008, 11:30 AM
I declare this thread null and void!!

It's not null and void. It's nothing!!!!!!

Thankyou for joining nothing. You shall all recieve pm's some time tomorrow regarding nothing.

i_am
06-04-2008, 11:38 AM
It's not null and void. It's nothing!!!!!!

Thankyou for joining nothing. You shall all recieve pm's some time tomorrow regarding nothing.

Well Duh!! Whatchya think a void is?

and as for null

Null is an English word meaning 'nothing' or without value or consequence

:D

mad as a cat
06-04-2008, 12:03 PM
Where do I sign?
:D
:p

limelady
06-04-2008, 12:44 PM
Where do I sign?
:D
:p


Nowhere because I'm taking it that there's nothing to sign! :p

optimus pigpot
06-04-2008, 01:32 PM
Nowhere because I'm taking it that there's nothing to sign! :p

You have all signed, but to nothing. Some people have suggested that this is connected to nihilism but it isn't. Because nihilism would be something but this isn't. This is nothing. "This" actually isn't nothing, due to the fact that the word "this" would imply there was something to behold, touch etc. Even the double negative that "this isn't nothing" actually isn't positive due to the fact that a negative times a negative in mathematics produces a positive but here, nothing is all there isn't.

It's great here in the land of nothing as there is nothing to be done. Work requires no effort because there are no jobs even the tides don't work because there is no moon. In fact there are no tides, nothing.

The best part about nothing is that you aren't even there as you are nothing.

asentinel
06-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Wud it be
our WORST NIGHTMARE
to find there is
no one
behind the curtain
the veils of illusion reveal
we have no audience!
Disaster!

~


:D:eek:

blue
06-04-2008, 03:11 PM
nothing compares to this nothing.:)

quetzalcoatl
06-04-2008, 04:05 PM
Utterly empty.. Going on & on & on.. An ETERNITY never-ending.. Like a kind of AFTER-LIFE.. Yet NOTHING but dark FOREVER.. On & on & on it goes, never-ending.. Is this it? - I appeared for a while - then disappeared? & now there's NOTHING for-ever, & ever & ever & ever. DARKNESS never-ending.. I feel it go on & on & on with no end.. No sight, no sound.. Only time passing away in darkness.. FOREVER & ever & ever & ever in NOTHING ???

....:D
No Thanks.

:D :D :D

madthumbs
06-04-2008, 04:16 PM
Screw you nothings! I wanna be special, chosen, etc. You can't give me that. :D

pilgrim
06-04-2008, 04:28 PM
Utterly empty.. Going on & on & on.. An ETERNITY never-ending.. Like a kind of AFTER-LIFE.. Yet NOTHING but dark FOREVER.. On & on & on it goes, never-ending.. Is this it? - I appeared for a while - then disappeared? & now there's NOTHING for-ever, & ever & ever & ever. DARKNESS never-ending.. I feel it go on & on & on with no end.. No sight, no sound.. Only time passing away in darkness.. FOREVER & ever & ever & ever in NOTHING ???
....:D
No Thanks.


Yes, this will be the result of Icke's impersonal "Infinite Love is the Only Truth" / "ocean of infinite consciousness" philosophy.
The Vedic books of knowledge call it "spiritual suicide". Very dangerous. :(

http://causelessmercy.com/

bigus_dickus
06-04-2008, 07:01 PM
as we are at it, we can take advantage of the situation and learn everything about nothing.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/nothingness/

pilgrim
06-04-2008, 07:10 PM
as we are at it, we can take advantage of the situation and learn everything about nothing.
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/nothingness/
I suppose it's just as useful as learning nothing about everything. ;)

octopusrex
06-04-2008, 07:14 PM
Been there, donde that, pig..

It's called Nihilism. The French are notorious for it, also Germans.

bigus_dickus
06-04-2008, 08:02 PM
I suppose it's just as useful as learning nothing about everything. ;)

true ;)

optimus pigpot
06-04-2008, 11:27 PM
Been there, donde that, pig..

It's called Nihilism. The French are notorious for it, also Germans.

To be nihilistic we must have something to tear down in the first place. With this we don't even have that. We actually haven't even got "nothing" because that's actually the word to describe it. The situation you find yourself in now is....... It's not even the full stops.


It's

octopusrex
07-04-2008, 02:03 AM
Donno, piggie.. lemme smoke a spliff and I'll let you know. I'm still thinking France, shortly after La Revolucion.

optimus pigpot
08-04-2008, 01:21 AM
Donno, piggie.. lemme smoke a spliff and I'll let you know. I'm still thinking France, shortly after La Revolucion.

Taken you a while to answer!!!

octopusrex
08-04-2008, 05:32 PM
Don't think nothin' of it... Good weed.