Think you have a crap job?

[strider]

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.’

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

[manchurian_candidate]

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.’

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

Nice one Strider! :D

Though so people are into bum fun so that job would be ideal hehe :D x

[lookfar]

Hahaha, nice one honey, I don't feel so bad about being stuck at work now..... my job is actually looking rather good compared to doing that each day, eek!!!:eek::p:D

& who would wanna stick one of those up their arse after someone else has already 'tested' it, eeewww!??!:eek::p

[strider]

Hehe, god forbid that you would get it mixed up with a mouth thermometer and then read the small print afterwards.. :D

[lookfar]

Hehe, god forbid that you would get it mixed up with a mouth thermometer and then read the small print afterwards.. :D

Eeewww!!!:eek::D

[strider]

:eek::D

[manchurian_candidate]

Hehe, god forbid that you would get it mixed up with a mouth thermometer and then read the small print afterwards.. :D

Thats almost put me off my buttie (no pun intended...:D)

[strider]

Thats almost put me off my buttie (no pun intended...:D)

:D

[jimmi]

Dear Strider, thank you so much, that was just what I needed, just when I needed it!!!!

[strider]

Glad to be of service jimmi ;)