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real6
27-03-2008, 02:11 PM
BWhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa


Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html




SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

lumukanda
27-03-2008, 02:18 PM
using a phone for a fictitious purpose, what like riding it to work?
funny article though.

octopusrex
27-03-2008, 04:01 PM
I find it hard to believe it didn't really happen.

I've met a few horny australian wombats in my time.

manchurian_candidate
27-03-2008, 04:38 PM
I have just re-read this again, my keyboard is now slightly moistened with coffee from laughing so much! :D:D

father ted
28-03-2008, 04:59 AM
using a phone for a fictitious purpose, what like riding it to work?
funny article though.

Very well spotted on their use of grammar.