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acidjazz
08-03-2008, 10:34 PM
so i was checking my email just now and i got
junk spam spam penis enlargement spam spam
more penis enlargement

then i see something that read CLEAR THE RINGING IN YOUR HEAD

and as some of you know its a symptom of spiritual development or something like that
it has this picture in it http://http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/ninjabracket/bollox.jpg

they have a cure for just bout everything now.
more importantly look at that pic it says it restores your hearing and your job. not your life purpose but your job.

farros
08-03-2008, 10:38 PM
why is ringing in your head a sign of spiritual development?

herebynightfall
08-03-2008, 10:41 PM
ditto farros.

beldazar
08-03-2008, 10:45 PM
i cant see the picture you have posted op, but i have had olive oil in my ear for weeeks now! it would be great to think its a sign of spiritual awakening but i think its wax build-up :mad: what does it say about it?

eternal_spirit
08-03-2008, 10:48 PM
Makes me LOL alot I get a few like this They must of got the wrong email add. Last thing I need is any more length:p

jozen bo
08-03-2008, 10:57 PM
so i was checking my email just now and i got
junk spam spam penis enlargement spam spam
more penis enlargement

then i see something that read CLEAR THE RINGING IN YOUR HEAD

and as some of you know its a symptom of spiritual development or something like that
it has this picture in it http://http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g59/ninjabracket/bollox.jpg

they have a cure for just bout everything now.
more importantly look at that pic it says it restores your hearing and your job. not your life purpose but your job.

Check it out...my head just started to ring when I read your post?
Whats that about?

Oh yeah...Penis Enlargement couldn't possibly be spam, could it? I thought it was one of those really important things in life, you know, like going to school. But they are trying to sell dick pumps, that just my guess, cus I never read spam...er...then it is SPAM!

Is Spam some randomly computer generated garbage generated by a poor helpless computer because its operator is too lazy to write and send it personally? I remember all those get rich schemes talking about how to add massive digital strings of garbage mail to the web in order to crank out easy cash...its all statistical shizz. Spam and Scam are buddies, aren't they?

acidjazz
08-03-2008, 11:00 PM
well i read it somewhere about the ringing spiritual development.

the point is they have a cure for everything. except

stupidity but that soon will change wait that would make me

LOL!!

jozen bo
08-03-2008, 11:09 PM
What if I like being messed up? Do they have a cure for that?

Whats up with all these cures? I think they are trying to cure their bank accounts, what do you think? Then again, if I had a little pee pee instead of the .................................................. ............... that I have I might want to have a Penis Enlargement cure...I am talking pinky sized! What would you do with a pinky dick? A real nightmare I imagine....Visualize.....

Hot Date, right mood, right moment, right words, right several ladies (er single ladie), right everything....and then the pants come down and its a @&#$*^$ Pinky!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Wouldn't that just suck? Its a good thing I don't need any cures!!!

limelady
08-03-2008, 11:39 PM
They used to call the annoying ring people get in their ears "Tinnitus".

It's caused by a variaty of different things, and has been round since 'Adam was a cowboy'. Now its a symptom of spiritual development?

If anybody has ringing in their ears, the more likely reasons (IMO) are a build up of wax in the ear, an infection in the ear-drum or eustachian tube/ear canal, damaged inner ear from an injury, or damage from loud or constant noise (from mechanical equipment like whipper-snippers, chain-saws etc) over a long period of time. Members of rock bands and people who drive diggers etc are prone to tinnitus, and this is why ears protection is recommended for professions where loud noise (factory noise for instance) is an issue.

Tinnitus is also a very common side-effect of a number of prescription and OTC medications, Aspirin being the most common, and it is believed that people who are depressed get tinnitus because they often have low serotonin levels, and low serotonin is considered another cause of ringing in the ears.

Anyway, that's my 2 cents worth, and I'd be checking out these other causes before I came to the conclusion my spiritual development was the cause of this VERY annoying problem. :)

dangermouse
08-03-2008, 11:55 PM
They used to call the annoying ring people get in their ears "Tinnitus".

It's caused by a variaty of different things, and has been round since 'Adam was a cowboy'. Now its a symptom of spiritual development?

If anybody has ringing in their ears, the more likely reasons (IMO) are a build up of wax in the ear, an infection in the ear-drum or eustachian tube/ear canal, damaged inner ear from an injury, or damage from loud or constant noise (from mechanical equipment like whipper-snippers, chain-saws etc) over a long period of time. Members of rock bands and people who drive diggers etc are prone to tinnitus, and this is why ears protection is recommended for professions where loud noise (factory noise for instance) is an issue.

Tinnitus is also a very common side-effect of a number of prescription and OTC medications, Aspirin being the most common, and it is believed that people who are depressed get tinnitus because they often have low serotonin levels, and low serotonin is considered another cause of ringing in the ears.

Anyway, that's my 2 cents worth, and I'd be checking out these other causes before I came to the conclusion my spiritual development was the cause of this VERY annoying problem. :)

I got spiritually enlightened after years of playing my guitar at speaker busting levels :D

limelady
08-03-2008, 11:58 PM
I got spiritually enlightened after years of playing my guitar at speaker busting levels :D

Hahaha....well it sounds like you had fun while you were at it!!! :D