Jimmy Savile, the voice of Big Brother

[ryethorpe]

Now then, now then ...

A ridiculous but really rather sinister story from Leeds, England, with a video link:



Jimmy Savile's talking lampposts





The voice of veteran DJ Sir Jimmy Savile is to be broadcast from lampposts in his home city to help the fight against burglars.

The 81-year-old presenter is helping out with "talking signs" which give advice on crime prevention in the student-dominated Hyde Park and Headingley areas of Leeds.

Sir Jimmy's voice will greet passers-by in the area with advice such as "Oi! Open doors, open windows. Burglars nick all the gear."

The signs, which are triggered by people walking past them, are part of a campaign organised by the Safer Leeds crime reduction partnership for the city.

Sir Jimmy told the BBC: "I have to apologise to all people of a nervous disposition and children because it could cause an innocent pedestrian, suddenly having me shouting in their ear, to be startled - or even make their hair turn white and long."

City councillor Les Carter, chair of the Safer Leeds Board, said: "I would like to thank Sir Jimmy for taking the time to support our anti-burglary campaign.

"High-risk burglary areas tend to be where large numbers of students live and we hope that people will listen to Jimmy's advice and ensure they lock up their doors and windows."

Chief Inspector Mark Busley, of West Yorkshire Police, said: "Muggings, burglary and vehicle-related theft are the common crimes that students are at risk of.

"Any message that we can give that reduces the likelihood of them becoming a victim has to be a positive step."


http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/VIDEO-Jimmy-Savile39s-burglar-warning.3713651.jp

[moonoodoo]

What a silly idea.... surely it will lead to an increase of vandalism!! ;)

[cruise4]

I thought it was one of bicycle's posts till I checked :D I just do not understand how these things stay up. Why is everyone putting up with this nonsense?

[2013]

It might not stop burglary but it probably will stop a few people tripping ever again ! No man im telling you jimmy saville's a lampost and he told me i was going to get robbed .maybe they will employ other fading celebs to be the voicees of phone boxes telegraph poles etc , it will certainly puzzle future generations by the time the story is figured out .:D

[greenleaf]

It might not stop burglary but it probably will stop a few people tripping ever again ! No man im telling you jimmy saville's a lampost and he told me i was going to get robbed .maybe they will employ other fading celebs to be the voicees of phone boxes telegraph poles etc , it will certainly puzzle future generations by the time the story is figured out .:D


Thats not a bad idea if they're gonna do it anyway
Imagine someone Eddie Murphy - "Get The F*ck Outta Here!".
or
Ozzy - "Get Off My Fu*kin' Land!".
or
the old man by Harry Enfield "Now I Don't Believe You Want To Do That Do You?"

[lookfar]

OMFG that's freaky man!!:eek: Jimmy Saville has always given my the creeps, even from when I was a kid & this just makes him even creepier imo, eeewwww!!!:eek::(

[steevo]

Yeah this just shows how creepy he really is to get involved and to play a part in this fear mongering. People cant even walk down the street now without someone trying to keep them in fear. The silly old wierdo fool should be ashamed of himself.

It's 1984.

[cruise4]

If you comply does it hand out Jim'll fix it medals?

[shodan]

This is Common Purpose mentality this infuriating bullshit, here's some more info on Jimmy.

In Bed with Jimmy documentary

Full article here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,178381,00.html

The creepiest moment in the documentary occurs late at night when he thinks the camera is off, and he talks about the dancehall days. "I wouldn't stand for any nonsense whatsoever. Ever, ever. I never threw anybody out. Tied them up and put them down in the bloody boiler house until I was ready for them. Two o'clock in the fucking morning... We'd tie em up and then we'd come back and I was the judge, jury and executioner. If a copper came and said 'You were a bit heavy with those two guys', I'd say 'Your daughter comes in here, she's 16, she's not supposed to come into town. Presumably you'd like me to look after her. If you don't want me to look after her, tell me and I'll let them dirty slags do what they want to her.' "

When Theroux questioned him the next day, Savile said he was talking metaphorically. I ask him again what he meant. "With words. I tied them up with words. I would never tie anybody up," he says. I tell him I don't believe him. "Some of my people might have done." How long were they tied up for? "Noooooooah. I forget now. How long does it take to eat? We discussed things." Savile likes to refer to himself as the Godfather

[ryethorpe]

Actually Jimmy Savile is an eminence grise, and a secret mover and shaker of our reality...

The Sunday Times, May 4th 2008


Deep cover Jimmy Savile fixed it for warring royals

Maurice Chittenden

AS the host of television’s Jim’ll Fix It, Sir Jimmy Savile’s task was to fulfil the wishes of a generation of children. It’s amazing he found the time because, he now says, he had a parallel career as Middle East troubleshooter, confidant of Margaret Thatcher and mentor to the Prince of Wales.

Savile, 81, has decided to break his silence to reveal


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3868024.ece

[niftygifter]

If you comply does it hand out Jim'll fix it medals?

ROFLMAO:D:D

GIMME GIMME GIMME......MUTLEY!!!!!!!

Class


Nifty:cool:

[tb303]

Actually Jimmy Savile is an eminence grise, and a secret mover and shaker of our reality...


Yep, like he or not, he single-handedly invented DJing utilising two turntables and a microphone, rapping and hip hop and started the fashion trend for tracksuits and bling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile#Early_life

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/jimmysailleDM_468x648.jpg

Bow down to the king, all you hip-hoppers.

LMFAO!

[lookfar]

:eek: OMFG tb303 that pics gonna give me nightmares, scary man, eek!!:eek:

[waterbwoy]

I agree and think that there is more to this character - about he does this and that for charity.

Came across this http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2008/04/jersey-jewish-freemasons.html

The plot thickens;)

[waterbwoy]

http://express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/x190/43798_2.jpg
HE brought peace to the Middle East, was Margaret Thatcher’s confidant and even had a spell as Charles and Diana’s marriage counsellor. At least that’s what Jimmy Savile claims in a new interview...

In the Bafta-winning comedy Gavin & Stacey, larger than life character Nessa works in an amuse­ment arcade in South Wales but claims to have been in the original line-up of All Saints, as well as a nanny for Richard and Judy and a roadie for The Who.

What makes the running gag funny is that she is just weird enough for these unlikely boasts to be possible.

A similarly surreal aura hovers over the latest issue of a glossy magazine which carries a bizarre portrait of Sir Jimmy Savile. Compiled over five years by a journalist who admits he has been obsessed with his subject since childhood, it takes existing, little-noticed material from the public domain and combines it with new interviews to paint an extraordinary picture of Britain’s most famous tracksuit wearer.

Youngest of seven children, ex-coal miner, dance hall man­ager, presenter of the first and last editions of Top Of The Pops, host of one of the BBC’s most popular programmes of the Seventies and Eighties, veteran marathon runner and indefati­gable money-raiser for a fleet of charities… that much we have always known about Sir Jimmy.
Meeting the Princess of Wales in 1983


But counsellor to warring royals? Adviser to the Israeli cabinet? Personal fixer to the Pope? Intimate companion to Margaret and Denis Thatcher?

“The thing about me is I get things done and I work deep cover,” Sir Jimmy, 81, tells Esquire. “I’ve known the Royal Family for a million years.”

He adds: “Just because some people are famous or have a lot of money doesn’t mean they don’t have problems.”

The eccentricities of Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile OBE are well documented. He has prop­erties in Leeds, Bournemouth, Scar­borough, Peterborough, London and Glencoe, although each of them is as impersonal as a hotel room because he dislikes possessions.

The fact that he rarely spends two consecutive nights in the same bed is one of the reasons he has no interest in marriage but there has only ever been one woman in his life: his mother Agnes, nicknamed the Duchess, who died in 1973. He lived with her for her last 16 years and has described the five days he spent alone with her body after her death as the best of his life.

He has said: “I’m a lot of a loner. I’ve always been like that, though I don’t know why. I haven’t worked it out myself. All I know is I am what I am. People find it odd. I find it odd.”

He was first introduced to the Royal Family, he reveals, by Lord Mountbatten. In 1966, Jimmy became the first civilian to be awarded a Royal Marines’ green beret. Mountbatten was comm­and­ant general at the time and realised that Savile could be a useful contact.

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“Coming from Lord Louis, who was the favourite uncle of Prince Philip, that was quite something,” he says. “So obviously I hooked up with the Prince – what was good enough for Lord Louis was good enough for him.”

He donated proceeds from signed photos of himself with Elvis Presley to the Duke of Edin­burgh’s National Playing Fields Association and Philip returned the compliment in the Eighties to raise money for the National Spinal Injuries Centre at Stoke Mande­ville, Sir Jimmy’s pet project.

In 1991 writer Andrew Morton identified him as “an unlikely royal peacemaker”­ between Charles and Diana, adding: “As unofficial court jester, he articulates opinions courtiers can only think.”
With the Duke of Edinburgh in 1984


He claims that he spent 11 consecutive Christmases with the Thatchers at Chequers. He says of the former premier: “I knew the real woman and the real woman was something else. The times I spent up there – Denis, me and her, shoes off in front of the fire. There was no conversation really.” He says he is no longer in touch because Lady Thatcher is now too infirm but that he still sees her daughter Carol “off and on”.

But his strangest stroke of apparent influence was when he met the Israeli president on his first visit to Jerusalem in 1975.

“I’m very disappointed be-cause you’ve all forgotten how to be Jewish and that’s why everyone is taking you to the cleaners,” Sir Jimmy told him.

“You won the Six Day War, you took all that land, you gave it all back, including the only oil well in the area, and now you’re paying the Egyptians for the oil you already had.”

He says the president asked him to come and say the same thing to the cabinet, which he duly did. “They asked my opinion about a couple of things, to which I said, ‘Nothing’s impossible’. They did exactly what I suggested and it worked out 100 per cent successful.”

Strange, but possible. And if it really is true, Sir Jimmy might be justified in asking: How’s about that then?

link (http://express.co.uk/posts/view/43798)

[waterbwoy]

This is the guy mentioned who introduced him to the royals - http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/2WWmountbatten.JPG

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/2WWmountbatten.htm

[waterbwoy]

Transcript of Jimmy Savile on Havie I got news for you

What do you make of this. (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:C_W7UsQGncAJ:www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1066.html+jimmy+savile+on+have+i+got+news+for+you&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk)

[niftygifter]

Transcript of Jimmy Savile on Havie I got news for you

What do you make of this. (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:C_W7UsQGncAJ:www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1066.html+jimmy+savile+on+have+i+got+news+for+you&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk)

Hells Bells..That is one brave show by Merton:eek:

Cant believe that transcript:D

Nifty:rolleyes:

[reptilianshapeshifter]

That transcript is a fake. It's not even consistent with PM's humour.

[diamond dogs]

That transcript is a fake. It's not even consistent with PM's humour.


I agree this is a fake, watch the edition and there is absolutely no indication of a feud regardless of how many takes. Merton is a bit of a BBC conformer doing the nice 'buy your TV licence' ads etc

I thought the time when Deaton was set up and attacked by his 'colleagues' on the show was disgusting ffs this is the type of show where he would get away with it, they never come close to replacing him although Brian Blessed was hilarious!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24YNFE-TCqY

JS Quote "I am like a sewing machine needle that goes in here and goes in there, but I am also the eminence grise: the grey, shadowy figure in the background. The thing about me is I get things done and I work under cover." :eek:

Grise: someone without an official position who has power or influence over rulers or people who make decisions:

[krakhead]

That transcript is a fake. It's not even consistent with PM's humour.

I obviously can't say whether or not this was a true transcript or not, and the humour isn't consistent with PM's appearances on Have I Got News For You, but I'm pretty sure I've heard and read interviews with him that would fit in with this sort of 'approach', so I'd have to file it under - possible.

[tb303]

If you watch the show in question, it's pretty obvious that if those transcripts had been true, the whole nature of the edited show would have been completely different.

[dondaz]

I've always thought there was something not quite right about 'our Jimmy!'

[edelweiss pirate]

Transcript of Jimmy Savile on Havie I got news for you

What do you make of this. (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:C_W7UsQGncAJ:www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1066.html+jimmy+savile+on+have+i+got+news+for+you&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=uk)

Fake. Prolly Chris Morris, Victor Lewis Smith or someone who hates Saville. Just watch the actual show, in my opinion there is no remnant or bad blood between them, nor do the audience appear tense as they would if the cuts really were real.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=jimi+saville+have+I+got++news+for+yo u&hl=En&sitesearch=#

[hirschfelder]

When I first started looking into Leeds' Egyptian architectural influences I was told some crazy, but unverifiable stuff, about Jimmy

Even the stuff we already knew about him is pretty bizarre, his knighthoods and whatnot

[edelweiss pirate]

When I first started looking into Leeds' Egyptian architectural influences I was told some crazy, but unverifiable stuff, about Jimmy

Even the stuff we already knew about him is pretty bizarre, his knighthoods and whatnot

Spill the beans man.... what crazy stuff?

[hirschfelder]

I guess it can't hurt

There's been rumours in Leeds for ages and ages that Jimmy was banned from the mortuary at St James' Hospital because of the things he used to get up to with the bodies of recently deceased young men. Probably all urban legend, but them's the rumours

One story even goes that he had Kirsty McColl offed becase she knew!

Baddiel and Skinner once did a bit about necrophilia and Skinner followed it up with a Savile impression

Irving Welsh wrote a short story called "Lorraine goes to Livingstone" which included a character very much like JS (local celeb, charity fundraiser, DJ) who was into it too, Welsh says the character was "loosely inspired" by a real-life celeb

Anyway, aside from the coffin crawling rumours, I was tipped off on something else

After I discovered Leeds' Civic Quarter is a copy of the Giza Necropolis (see my blog), I was contacted by someone who claims to have been researching the same thing. I'd scoured the interpipe, local library and University libraries for similar stuff, but found nothing

This is what he said:

Gentlemen,a seperate group on the secret leeds website have been researching the Giza connections for some time,and now we see that LeonardHenry (that's me!) has also stumbled upon what we had come across some time ago.

Leonard you are on the way there,but like ourselves,still short of the full picture.

What we do have is evidence of the Leeds "Illuminati" through the ages,there have been many ,whos leader,or "Master of the Cloth" have been right at the forefront of Leeds elite.

Apart from their civic responsibilties they have also been instrumental in maintaining a secret, which we believe is here in Leeds.

The first "Master of Cloth" we can identify (there were earlier ones as we know this secret arrived in Leeds during the Viking invasions)has already been mentioned in this message (he mentioned Sir John Savile earlier),and the current one ,we believe,bares the same surname.

There is also a relatively tall building in Leeds,which bares this surname that is due to be demolished as part of a redevelopment.

There have been some delays in this demolition,which we believe has been "held up" in so called redtape so that the secret can be removed.

there is more to this,please see if the aforementioned building fits in with anything at Giza,as we cannot,though the position of the secret for the last 30 years may be of little relevance to the Giza layout of Leeds the "Illuminati" or as we believe they are known "The Combers",as in wool comber,they have never,thus far,conducted any of their dealings without some sort of symbolic motive.

Your help will be most welcome

As I say, I can't verify any of that, nothing on any Woolcombers anywhere, but it's a cute idea, Savile hoarding Viking secrets and being top dog of a local Loomie group!

He's totally up to hs eyebals in Elite doings, what with his papal and royal knighthoods, his membership of the Knights of Malta, calling himself "the Godfather", bragging about getting away with stuff, regular meets with the Queen and now this Esquire interview

The bloke who contacted me did a runner after this and hasn't answered any of my questions. He just said, "I've said too much" and did one

[edelweiss pirate]

Bloody Hell, amazing stuff! Good research but holy shit what a nightmare..

Perhaps the cut scenes from Have I got News for you are FAKE but written and posted by a professional comedian who hates saville BUT the rumours ARE REAL?... I dunno, I just can't feel that they were really part of the original show.... FFS! Who knows Paul Merton?

can we get a definitve answer!

[hirschfelder]

Yeah I doubt the HIGNFY transcript is authentic, but there does seem to be some pretty strong rumours about him in media circles and local circles

And that Louis Theroux documentary turned up some pretty tasty nuggets.

"I'm one of the good ones"

One of the good whats, Jim?

He seemed pretty spiritual too, and for a rich bloke he was surprisingly unmaterialistic. He also sleeps under a pyramid headboard

And call me cynical, but I've always thought that people who do so much for charity may well be making up for something?

He was also born in an area of Leeds called Temple Newsam, which was once a Knights Templar estate, and as I've mentioned, he's a Knight of Malta. Savile (with one "L") is such an unusual surname too. Yet here we have this bloke, supposedly from a working class mining background, attaining such status as he has, and it's just a coincidence that he shares surnames with one of the pre-eminent elite families in the area? Come off it!

One of the broadsheets called him "the most jewish non-jew you'll ever meet", he's addressed the Israeli parliament and holds the title "Esteemed friend of Israel", but he's getting honours from the Vatican too!

He's just supposed to be a simple DJ :confused:

[kweli]

I guess it can't hurt

There's been rumours in Leeds for ages and ages that Jimmy was banned from the mortuary at St James' Hospital because of the things he used to get up to with the bodies of recently deceased young men. Probably all urban legend, but them's the rumours

One story even goes that he had Kirsty McColl offed becase she knew!

Baddiel and Skinner once did a bit about necrophilia and Skinner followed it up with a Savile impression

Irving Welsh wrote a short story called "Lorraine goes to Livingstone" which included a character very much like JS (local celeb, charity fundraiser, DJ) who was into it too, Welsh says the character was "loosely inspired" by a real-life celeb

Anyway, aside from the coffin crawling rumours, I was tipped off on something else

After I discovered Leeds' Civic Quarter is a copy of the Giza Necropolis (see my blog), I was contacted by someone who claims to have been researching the same thing. I'd scoured the interpipe, local library and University libraries for similar stuff, but found nothing

This is what he said:



As I say, I can't verify any of that, nothing on any Woolcombers anywhere, but it's a cute idea, Savile hoarding Viking secrets and being top dog of a local Loomie group!

He's totally up to hs eyebals in Elite doings, what with his papal and royal knighthoods, his membership of the Knights of Malta, calling himself "the Godfather", bragging about getting away with stuff, regular meets with the Queen and now this Esquire interview

The bloke who contacted me did a runner after this and hasn't answered any of my questions. He just said, "I've said too much" and did one

Aye, the first part of your post has been rumoured around Yorkshire for years. I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find hints of it on the net. There's also rumours of him being a paedophile. I know all these allegations are (as yet) unproven, but everything about me tells me there's definitely something very dodgy & weird about Jimmy Saville.

But.. Kirsty mcColl?! He better fucking not have!!! :mad: Loved Kirsty McColl me.

[hirschfelder]

Here's a link (http://www.sidereel.com/Louis_Theroux's_Weird_Weekends/_watchlinkviewer/13) to When Louis Met Jimmy on VEOH

Very interesting to watch if you bear in mind he may possibly be more than an old eccentric

[edelweiss pirate]

Here's a link (http://www.sidereel.com/Louis_Theroux's_Weird_Weekends/_watchlinkviewer/13) to When Louis Met Jimmy on VEOH

Very interesting to watch if you bear in mind he may possibly be more than an old eccentric


Blimey almighty he's like a man on the run in that film...

Bloody hell, rather him than me.....

Maybe he's just one of them psychopaths we've hearing about... chances are if he's got royal blood he already is one.

All that stomping about he does.... impressive for his age, but who needs a scary grandfather... weird guy that's for sure... very funny guy, very much a traditional northerner... I hope the guy isn't a weirdo.... would be a shame... still, looks like the writing 's on the wall....

He's a simple minded bloke to be honest..... Does he really seem like a bad guy?

[kweli]

Blimey almighty he's like a man on the run in that film...

Bloody hell, rather him than me.....

Maybe he's just one of them psychopaths we've hearing about... chances are if he's got royal blood he already is one.

All that stomping about he does.... impressive for his age, but who needs a scary grandfather... weird guy that's for sure... very funny guy, very much a traditional northerner... I hope the guy isn't a weirdo.... would be a shame... still, looks like the writing 's on the wall....

He's a simple minded bloke to be honest..... Does he really seem like a bad guy?

YES!!!

[edelweiss pirate]

YES!!!

Ok. Got it!!

[kweli]

Ok. Got it!!

Well me dear, it's important you real eyes.

[lookfar]

Thanks for the info hirschfelder, not sure how much of it is true, but I wouldn't be surprised if most, if not all of it is:eek: There's some weirdness about his dead mother too if I recall correctly.... Well dodgy imo, *shudder*:(

[hirschfelder]

No probs.

Regarding his mam, "the Duchess" as he bizzarely called her, he keeps all her clothes in her room in the Scarborough flat they shared and even gets them cleaned and pressed once a year. Very Norman Bates. It's all in the documentary I linked to

I came across another site while researching Savile, but I can't find it now. It was all allegations with little substance, that's why I never bookmarked it, but it alleged that Savile basically pimped young lads to Ted Heath's yacht

Now check this out, remember Haute Le Garenne, the Jersey abuse scandal home? Look who allegedly paid a visit

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3050/2326791882_8d522fcf5b.jpg?v=0

Of course, Jimmy denies ever being there and is taking legal action against the Sun, the paper who first printed the photo and made the allegation

More here (http://www.thelawyer.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=131780&d=386&h=388&f=387)

On a side note, a victim of abuse at the home told the Sunday People that she was told that the name Haute de le Garenne means House of the Dragons

Source (http://www.people.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectID=20396120%26siteID=93463-name_page.html)

[lightgiver]

BREAK DOWN THE WALL, BREAK DOWN THE WALL, BREAK DOWN THE WALL,
BREAK DOWN THE WALL,BREAK DOWN THE WALL,BREAK DOWN THE WALL
you laddie, yes you laddie
stand still laddie,
how can you have any pudding
if you don't eat your meat:D:D:D
We don't need no education
we don't need no force control:eek:;):D
Hey teacher leave those kids alone;):p
All in all you're just another brick in the wall;):D

[lightgiver]

Now then, now then ...

A ridiculous but really rather sinister story from Leeds, England, with a video link:



Jimmy Savile's talking lampposts





The voice of veteran DJ Sir Jimmy Savile is to be broadcast from lampposts in his home city to help the fight against burglars.

The 81-year-old presenter is helping out with "talking signs" which give advice on crime prevention in the student-dominated Hyde Park and Headingley areas of Leeds.

Sir Jimmy's voice will greet passers-by in the area with advice such as "Oi! Open doors, open windows. Burglars nick all the gear."

The signs, which are triggered by people walking past them, are part of a campaign organised by the Safer Leeds crime reduction partnership for the city.

Sir Jimmy told the BBC: "I have to apologise to all people of a nervous disposition and children because it could cause an innocent pedestrian, suddenly having me shouting in their ear, to be startled - or even make their hair turn white and long."

City councillor Les Carter, chair of the Safer Leeds Board, said: "I would like to thank Sir Jimmy for taking the time to support our anti-burglary campaign.

"High-risk burglary areas tend to be where large numbers of students live and we hope that people will listen to Jimmy's advice and ensure they lock up their doors and windows."

Chief Inspector Mark Busley, of West Yorkshire Police, said: "Muggings, burglary and vehicle-related theft are the common crimes that students are at risk of.

"Any message that we can give that reduces the likelihood of them becoming a victim has to be a positive step."


http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/VIDEO-Jimmy-Savile39s-burglar-warning.3713651.jp

HI THERE GUYS AND GALS, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP URINATING ON MY LAMP POST,
obviously said in the saville twang;):)

[kallista]

Tavistock.

Now then Now then. It's Thursday night 1970 something, it's 7.00pm, I've had my tea and not done my homework because I'm waiting for the most important youth TV hour of the week on BBC1; Tomorrows World, followed by Top of the Pops.

TW, features the future technologies we were promised, none of which seem have come to fruition (jet packs anyone?) apart from the indestructible CD of course. Thank god for the future. Fancy graphics open and close the PROGRAMME.

Now then, the opening bars of A Whole Lotta Love by Led Zep, more visual effects, and then Jim 'live' in the studio. Of course I'm way too cynical to be watching TOTP, I'm fourteen for god's sake and a marxist/anarchist 'Punk' (slang word for young male prostitute, Tavistock joke) but as my favourite boy band...er.. I mean group, The Chelsea Sex Stranglers, have a record in the charts, I've decided to watch, just like I did last week.

Now then, Saturday evening prime time, it is my younger sister's turn 'Jim I'll Fix It', I watch it only because I can't understand why Sir Jim hasn't answered my request for the destruction of the capitalist system and the means of production to be placed in the hands of the workers yet.

In Bill Brewster's book 'Last night a DJ Saved my Life' he says Jim was the first person to hook up two record decks and the first person to organise a 'Rave' (from raving mad, Tavistock joke)

Jim also appeared in a large number of government 'road safety' campaigns from which I imagine he received a nice ROYALTY from, courtesy of the tax payers.

He also created the Bling look for men. Diamonds and Gold.

I could go on about Louis Theroux in a similar manner because he works there too.

[hirschfelder]

Yeah, you could say Savile is the grandfather of hip hop. He invented two turntables and a microphone and the bling look

Lord of the Bling (http://arts.guardian.co.uk/guesteditors/story/0,,1195509,00.html)

Then you have the research into hip hop and possible masonic connections

[lightgiver]

JIM will fix it:pup yours jim,
you wont fix jack:p