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father ted

30-12-2007, 02:11 PM

octopusrex

30-12-2007, 06:53 PM

Yer joking right?

Ever seen a Robin Williams comedy hour?

zarah

30-12-2007, 06:57 PM

water drinker

30-12-2007, 07:24 PM

Im sure Ive seen Jews being made fun of in 'comedy' in the past..nothing specific comes to mind right now though.

I noticed that it seems to be a free for all against Muslims and Arabs in general lately in the UK though. There's even an Iranian 'comic' who makes fun of the fact he's Middle Eastern and Muslim..which is nice :rolleyes:

Omid Djalili, he's a funny guy but you ovbiously don't get the concept of him. He is making jokes about Arabs and Iranians while at the same time he is eliminating the sterotype that all Arabs are terrorists. If you saw his joke about "Will everyone move away from the Arabic guy in the swimming pool", Everyone laughs and thinks, that is so stupid! He is doing a good thing.

kblood

30-12-2007, 08:12 PM

Try watching Achmed the dead terrorist :)

revolutionary_jam

30-12-2007, 08:44 PM

they do!

lol but especially jewish comedians

zarah

30-12-2007, 09:17 PM

Omid Djalili, he's a funny guy but you ovbiously don't get the concept of him. He is making jokes about Arabs and Iranians while at the same time he is eliminating the sterotype that all Arabs are terrorists. If you saw his joke about "Will everyone move away from the Arabic guy in the swimming pool", Everyone laughs and thinks, that is so stupid! He is doing a good thing.

To me it's just feeding the negative image..a kinda if you can't beat em, join em thinking. I see what you mean, and I'm sure that's his intention ..I can't see that being the masses' perception though.

octopusrex

30-12-2007, 10:31 PM

I am a big fan of ethnic and religious jokes.

The moment we take ourselves SOOOOOO seriously that we can't joke about something, we're fucked.

Specially, I like jokes that offend me personally. That really tests your mantle as a loving-kind person!

The bitterness of some comics makes their lives very miserable. Most comics I know are not happy people.

lizzy

30-12-2007, 10:38 PM

Christianity, islam, budhism, scientology all get a roast among "awake" comedians like Carlin and Hicks, as well as others, but why doesn't anyone roast judaism? Just a harmless roast, you can take it or leave it, they are just like any other religion- it's all the same.

Please watch to the very end:
http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=2732898732073125173&q=doug+stanhope&total=216&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0

ps I am not in favour of any of the links from that page.

wow........that is so right on , about time someone said it how it really is.......I wrote the following BEFORE I watched the vid. LOL
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Because they have most of the media control, much of the money (bankers),
and they have do a wonderful propaganda job the last 50years that anyone who gets too critical of the jews is automatically an anit-semite.
And if you have'nt been called an anti-semite ( not being a truth just a re-action)...you have not been paying attention .....Isreal is a terrorist nation.
Much power is in zionist hands.

http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=2732898732073125173&q=doug+stanhope&total=216&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0

otto vollov

30-12-2007, 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=father ted;227086]Christianity, islam, budhism, scientology all get a roast among "awake" comedians like Carlin and Hicks, as well as others, but why doesn't anyone roast judaism? Just a harmless roast, you can take it or leave it, they are just like any other religion- it's all the same.]

Have you ever watched South Park. That Kile really takes some heat from Cartman about being a Jew. Serious. If it wasn't a cartoon me thinks it would be banned.:rolleyes:

ichi wa zen

30-12-2007, 10:56 PM

I picked on a jew yesterday at the mall. He was with my girlfriend. No can do.

father ted

31-12-2007, 01:57 AM

Yeah, jewish comedians only make "light" fun of themselves, all the others are know to have jewish friends or they know the network executive who's jewish and it's no big deal if they say a few things like in south park, but to say; you know what, this time, I'm gonna pick on the jews, I mean give them a good roast, not just a few pissweak lighthearted words. Stanhope does this independantly, he has balls. Not saying others don't, but they don't say it like he does.

blue

31-12-2007, 03:33 AM

what do you call a jewish womans boobs?
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Jewbs !!

you can use this word, for example if you see a jewish woman with nice boobs.
"woah, check out the jewbs on her" or "hey she has huge jewbs" or "damn shosanah's jewbs are looking good today in that top"

seer74

04-01-2008, 04:34 AM

no one picks on the jews? really? you're kidding right?

seer74

04-01-2008, 04:36 AM

I am a big fan of ethnic and religious jokes.

The moment we take ourselves SOOOOOO seriously that we can't joke about something, we're fucked.

Specially, I like jokes that offend me personally. That really tests your mantle as a loving-kind person!

Right with you :) personally I'm a HUGE fan of cracks about "Tin-Foil Hats" LMAO

I also love it when black comedians make of fun white people, most of us really are quite ridiculous LOL

eternal_spirit

04-01-2008, 05:15 AM

crazed

05-01-2008, 04:03 AM

That was funny:)

To be honest a lot of people do pick on the jew sterotype, which is big nose, being cheap, etc, but they don't go on rants against the religion like they do with christianity and islam. I think that if you did do this you would get labeled as an anti-semite. I also think that one of the biggest reasons the jews are defended is because of the holocaust. This is all really strange because you don't see people who seriously burn the christian or muslim religion being labeled.

octopusrex

05-01-2008, 05:14 AM

Theres a funny Mexican on Fox.. I forget th.. Mancia!

seer74

06-01-2008, 01:30 AM

Is Mencia really on Fox now? last I saw he was only on Comedy Central. I love that guy, he's an equal opportunity picker-oner LOL. One thing that bothers me with comedians and race/religion jokes is that it seems to me like as long as you pick on every one equally AND your NOT WHITE nobody seems to care, but as soon as a white guy picks on ANYONE not white everybody (even white people!!) wants to drag him through the street!!! I mean I understand there's a history behind this, but GEEZ it doesn't seem quite fair.

octopusrex

06-01-2008, 02:20 AM

ALright..

I'm a white dude so I can tell ya.

1. Slavery.
2. The Hollocaust of our Red Brothers.
3. Tenochtitlan.

We owe our other brothers some respect. At least for a few hundred years more.

seer74

06-01-2008, 02:27 AM

ALright..

I'm a white dude so I can tell ya.

1. Slavery.
2. The Hollocaust of our Red Brothers.
3. Tenochtitlan.

We owe our other brothers some respect. At least for a few hundred years more.

like I said, I understand the history behind this. oh, yeah there is a quite understandable reason why its like it is. however none of the atrocities of history were committed by ME! I honestly owe NO-ONE anything!!! I didn't do any of it, and no one is entitled to any respect from me that I do not get from them. It DOES SO work both ways.

octopusrex

06-01-2008, 02:50 AM

I guess that makes me a white supremacist. I am asking too much of whites morally.

Lets hope the Golden Race saves us all from this shitty dialgue.

seer74

06-01-2008, 03:21 AM

I guess that makes me a white supremacist. I am asking too much of whites morally.

Lets hope the Golden Race saves us all from this shitty dialgue.

that would be interesting LOL don't get me wrong I do understand it, and I actually don't want to be the one picking on anyone. but hey, comedians, its what they do make fun of people. i don't mind being the one made fun of really... what was that about picking on jews?

so a cowboy, an indian, a white supremacist, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar....

...bartender looks at them all and says, "what is this some kind of a joke?"

octopusrex

06-01-2008, 08:11 AM

!!!:D

father ted

06-01-2008, 10:01 AM

like I said, I understand the history behind this. oh, yeah there is a quite understandable reason why its like it is. however none of the atrocities of history were committed by ME! I honestly owe NO-ONE anything!!! I didn't do any of it, and no one is entitled to any respect from me that I do not get from them. It DOES SO work both ways.

And who are the ones who constantly make white people feel guilty about what has happened it the past? The organisations who had and continue to perpetrate these acts, the iluminati, governments, the masons (kkk) etc. On top of that, THEY are the bigest shit-stirrers of the race issue

seer74

06-01-2008, 02:45 PM

And who are the ones who constantly make white people feel guilty about what has happened it the past? The organisations who had and continue to perpetrate these acts, the iluminati, governments, the masons (kkk) etc. On top of that, THEY are the bigest shit-stirrers of the race issue

right? of course they do get a lot of help from CERTAIN individuals from "historically oppressed" (I love that PC term - as if history hasn't seen more than its share of white-on-white oppression) races who have - quite understandably of course - a big chip on their shoulder towards the white race. But the people who really use this to their advantage are as you said...

eternal_spirit

06-01-2008, 03:14 PM

so a cowboy, an indian, a white supremacist, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar....

...bartender looks at them all and says, "what is this some kind of a joke?"

...........

LMAO remember that one from years ago but I'd forgotten :D

eternal_spirit

06-01-2008, 03:16 PM

And who are the ones who constantly make white people feel guilty about what has happened it the past? The organisations who had and continue to perpetrate these acts, the iluminati, governments, the masons (kkk) etc. On top of that, THEY are the bigest shit-stirrers of the race issue

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Yes the Elite are safe in their big houses, castles away from the trouble they create, it's always the peasants and middle classes who end up dead, and fighting.

celtic isis

06-01-2008, 03:37 PM

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Yes the Elite are safe in their big houses, castles away from the trouble they create, it's always the peasants and middle classes who end up dead, and fighting.

exactly right eternal spirit :)

i'm also understanding now why the jews feature so much throughout the "conspiracy", it's cause they still have access to the esoteric knowledge (or at least a portion of it, in the kabbalah) so they've got a head start on the other sheeple controlled by religion...they're able to use the esoteric knowledge they have to control and calculate themselves to a high position/leading role within the web...it makes sense to me now!

please don't ban me for saying this, not sure what we can or cannot say regarding jews, if it's bad delete it!

eternal_spirit

06-01-2008, 03:49 PM

exactly right eternal spirit :)

i'm also understanding now why the jews feature so much throughout the "conspiracy", it's cause they still have access to the esoteric knowledge (or at least a portion of it, in the kabbalah) so they've got a head start on the other sheeple controlled by religion...they're able to use the esoteric knowledge they have to control and calculate themselves to a high position/leading role within the web...it makes sense to me now!

please don't ban me for saying this, not sure what we can or cannot say regarding jews, if it's bad delete it!

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The Kabbalah all those numbers just taught them how to be good Bankers:rolleyes:

Poor ( like me ) but kind of a Jew joke

:D

celtic isis

06-01-2008, 06:15 PM

..........

The Kabbalah all those numbers just taught them how to be good Bankers:rolleyes:

Poor ( like me ) but kind of a Jew joke

:D

hehe exactly, it taught them how to control, manipulate and use humanity for what it could get out of it/them.

again is this is bad delete it! really i don't know what counts as being racist or not lol

and i'm not racist! :o

father ted

08-01-2008, 09:08 AM

..........

The Kabbalah all those numbers just taught them how to be good Bankers:rolleyes:

Poor ( like me ) but kind of a Jew joke

:D

All their drama and complaining taught them how to be good violin players.

megafish33

08-01-2008, 11:10 AM

A Jew and a Christian...

A Jew and a Christian were arguing about the ways of their religion.

The Jewish man said, "You people have been taking things from us for thousands of years; The Ten Commandments, for instance."

The Christian replied, "Well, it's true that we took the Ten Commandments from you, but you can't actually say that we've kept them!"

Here's another...

When God decided to choose a people to obey his law, he first came to the gypsies and said: "Do you want to be my chosen people? To live by the law written down on this stone tablet?"

The gypsies answered:

"Sure! But will we be able to keep stealing?"

"No! Thou shalt not steal!!", said God.

"Ah, in that case- forget about it", said the gypsies.

So then he came to the Frenchmen and asked: "Do you want to be my chosen people? To live by the law written down on this stone tablet?"

The Frenchmen answered:

"Sure! But will we be able to keep fornicating?"

"No! Thou shalt not commit adultery!!", said God.

"Ah, in that case... forget about it", said the Frenchmen.

So then he came to the Hebrews and asked: "Do you want to be my chosen people? To live by the law written down on this stone tablet?"

The Hebrews answered:

"Sure! How much money do you want for that stone tablet?"

"Well nothing... But that's not the point..."

"It's for free?! Then we´ll take two!"

Other Jewish jokes...

Milton Friedman
Sarah Silverman
Ariel Sharon
;)

An old Jewish beggar was out on the street in New York City with his tin cup.... "Please, sir," he pleaded to a passerby, "could you spare seventy-three cents for a cup of coffee and some pie?"

The man asked, "Where do you get coffee and pie for seventy-three cents in New York? It costs at least a dollar!"

The beggar replied, "So who buys retail?"

Another one...

Moishe and Solly are passing a Catholic Church and see a sign that reads "Convert to Catholicism, $50 Cash."

Moishe turns to his friend Solly and says, "Hey, I'm going to try it." He enters the church and returns a few minutes later

"So, did you convert? What was it like?" Solly eagerly asks.

"It was nothing", says Moishe, "I walked in, a priest sprinkled holy water on me, and said 'you're a Catholic.'"

"Wow," says Solly "and did you get the $50?"

"You Jews," replies Moishe. "All you think about is money!"

octopusrex

08-01-2008, 06:10 PM

Or this one:

Two kinds of jews in Germany. Optimists and Pesimists.

Optimists ended up in Buchenwald.

Pessimists went to New York City.

nickatnoon61

09-01-2008, 03:37 AM

wow........that is so right on , about time someone said it how it really is.......I wrote the following BEFORE I watched the vid. LOL
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Because they have most of the media control, much of the money (bankers),
and they have do a wonderful propaganda job the last 50years that anyone who gets too critical of the jews is automatically an anit-semite.
And if you have'nt been called an anti-semite ( not being a truth just a re-action)...you have not been paying attention .....Isreal is a terrorist nation.
Much power is in zionist hands.

http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=2732898732073125173&q=doug+stanhope&total=216&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0

Anti-Semitism: Here is the definition of Anti-Semitism from the lips of a Jew: "Anti-Semitism does NOT signify opposition to Semitism. THERE IS NO SUCH THING. It is an expression we use effectively as a SMEAR WORD, used to brand anyone who brings criticism against us." Harold W. Rosenthal (Jewish), administrative assistant for then-U.S. Senator Jacob K. Javits (Jewish) of New York, in an interview with American Christian magazine editor, Walter White.

"A man is considered an anti-Semite if he calls a Jew a Jew." Hillaire Belloc, quoted in Culture Wars (Sept 2000).

"My unpardonable crime," said Boris Lunachev, a former leader of the Communist Youth in Russia, "was to call a Jew a Jew."

Eighty to ninety percent of all the "Jews" in the world have NO Semitic ancestry, they are Khazars - of "Gentile" origin, barbarian Mongol Turks, from the area of Khazaria (now the Caucasus portion of Western Russia), people who, around 740 A.D., accepted the religion and/or culture of Judaism. Very few, if any, "Jews" in the world today, have any Semitic blood (Semite, from the word Shemite. Shem was one of the sons of Noah). See The Thirteenth Tribe, by Jewish author, Arthur Koestler.

This term "anti-Semitism" is often incorrectly used by "Jews" to smear and discredit non-Jews who are looking for truth in history.

If one tells the truth about the Jews, such as "The Jews own Hollywood" (something they admit to each other), or "The Jews own the media" (something they brag about among themselves), one is considered an "anti-Semite."

This is a clever subterfuge to eliminate any criticism of any Jew for any thing. If any Jews happen to be involved in any under-handed or even illegal activities, and someone exposes that activity, that person is branded an "anti-Semite."

It is a convenient way for them to avoid dealing directly with the truth of the issues. So instead, they viciously attack the messenger.

The most anti-Semitic group of people on earth are the Jews, themselves. Arabs are of Semitic origin and the majority of Jews appear to hate the Arabs, at least in Israel. The Israeli government's plan is to annihilate all Arabs in the same way they are "genociding" the Palestinians.

In addition, the BIG Jews, the leaders of International Jewry, are extremely anti-Jewish because they despise the rank and file Jews who are not in their own "club."

Iraqi Jews who have immigrated to Israel have been the object of bigotry and prejudice by the eastern European Jews in Israel. Encouraged to relocate in Israel because of their experience as farmers, work that the eastern European Jews feel is beneath them, the Iraqi Jews are treated as second class citizens because they work with their hands.

The rank and file Jews have no idea how expendable they are considered by their own leaders. They are encouraged to live in dangerous war zones, such as Israel and the territories, to "secure the land" for their masters, while their leaders live in safety, comfort and luxury in other countries. The rank and file Jews are being used by their Jewish leaders as throw-away pawns in a big-stakes game for control of the world.

When will they wake up?

nickatnoon61

09-01-2008, 03:42 AM

that would be interesting LOL don't get me wrong I do understand it, and I actually don't want to be the one picking on anyone. but hey, comedians, its what they do make fun of people. i don't mind being the one made fun of really... what was that about picking on jews?

so a cowboy, an indian, a white supremacist, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar....

...bartender looks at them all and says, "what is this some kind of a joke?" :D :D :D

eternal_spirit

09-01-2008, 04:42 AM

Eighty to ninety percent of all the "Jews" in the world have NO Semitic ancestry, they are Khazars - of "Gentile" origin, barbarian Mongol Turks, from the area of Khazaria (now the Caucasus portion of Western Russia),

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Genghis Khan's genes ?

seer74

09-01-2008, 05:22 AM

father ted

09-01-2008, 09:58 AM

Part of Kazakhstan is where part of the Kazar empire was.

Interestingly enough, I think it was Icke's "Tales from the Timeloop" where there was a mention the according to some survey, the greatest populations of jews live in poland. That didn't come as a supprise to me.

In china the khans were known as the hans. These were the soilders and the people of mongolia, from the chinese point of view.

Hans = huns.

Much of the history of the mongolian empire has been skewed. I once watched a documentary on a commercial tv channel where the narater said something about how there is a gaping hole in knowlege of history around the time of the mongolian empire (It was the biggest ever and went for a few generations), and not much is know what happened, considering how big it was. Not even from the europeans point of view.

Well, not from "official" version of history anyway.