Entrances to Hell

[subliminalphase]

Found this surfing the web. Pretty interesting, anyone believe entrances to hell actually exist?

http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/

[revolutionary_jam]

i've been there

[snoopsnuffleopagus]

Found this surfing the web. Pretty interesting, anyone believe entrances to hell actually exist?

http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/


Cordial Felicitation Subliminalphase:


We have many Entrance/Exits in NYC.

I have entered many as I am an Level 'A' Environmental Hazard Remediation Technician, a 'Shoveler at the Shitworks', as it were.


So with the Proper Personal Protective Equipment, no Environment is too noxious.


The First Ring of Defence beyond the Entrance/Exit in NYC are the Alligators.

The Second Ring of Defence are the C.H.U.D.s, these are Canabilistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers;

They are as welcoming as their Moniker may suggest.


We dare these Hazards to harvest some of the Legendary 'Sewer Marijuana', it is Silver in color due to lack of sunlight and abundance of fertilizer, Cannabis Manhattanis, it's some Good Shit! Bad Ass Weed! :cool:

As of yet, we have not been past the 'Pot', lots of scary sounds and sulphurous odors agitate the Rhodesian Ridgebacks, they refuse to proceed further.


Thanx for a great Post: Kind Regards: Snoopsnuffleopagus

[subliminalphase]

Thats awesome man, thanks for replying

[t nib]

Yeah, pisstake site - look at the names! Braaashteeefunorvallishhtuuu, Batchy-Bodge, Bumpercrop, Badadada tatatata and Bill Masheen are my favourites. I also liked the safety section which advises you to only approach these entrances on your stomach... yeah. :D

"As the Battle of Epping Forest neared its climax, Winston Churchill siezed a unique opportunity and actually managed to capture the devil with his bare hands. In the frantic struggle to escape, the devil bit off his own left arm before returning in a great fury to his underworld home via Bill Masheen. While he waited for the missing limb to grow back Satan made numerous phone calls to the British Government in a vain attempt to seek compensation."

"Mamandad and Gorif are really the same entrance but in different locations. Satan can begin his journey to the surface in Tunnel 904 (also known as Thunder Route 5) and can decide while travelling which of the two he will emerge from by dialing a 4 digit code on his mobile. This is achieved by a highly complex pattern of timespace-shifting algorhythms. Mamandad was given a facelift in 1701 but in the process lost a lot of its original charm."

"((Stuffed is loved by old and young because this is where the puddings get sent in. Criss-cross paving and those tinkly hanging bells make ((Stuffed a very homely access to Hades. Full marks."

Funny stuff. :p

[abrilliantone]

Hell's not even real so how can their be a entrace to it. If it was one I don't think you'll be able to get to it by going through man made doors and structures. Or a hole in the wall for that matter. LMAO :D

[octopusrex]

Heaven, Hell and the Middle-Earth are all one of the 3 worlds. Simultaneous.