David Icke is a shapeshifting robot monkey pirate!

[soglad]

It's true!

I HAVE EVIDENCE!!!

[tinmenace]

You're so full of shit! David is a TOASTER OVEN (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650). Everyone knows that! :rolleyes:

:D

[soglad]

Screw YOU!!!! My theory is better! You're just being ignorant!!!!

IGNORANT!!

ZOMG sheeple! Look around you!!

You've been tricked!!

Shapeshifting robot monkey pirate zombies of the future from HELL are taking over this planet!

ARRRRGGGHH!!!

[on the road]

This is the proof we needed to bust his robot/reptile/monkey arse !

yea ive seen the proof and its that wild my gob felt like it had been slapped 6 yes SIX times !?

i watched it 3 times ,you know the maths bit.

was going to post it here but fear for life and car windows/tyres.

[soglad]

This is the proof we needed to bust his robot/reptile/monkey arse !

yea ive seen the proof and its that wild my gob felt like it had been slapped 6 yes SIX times !?

i watched it 3 times ,you know the maths bit.

was going to post it here but fear for life and car windows/tyres.

You need to stock up on anti-toaster oven shapeshifting robot money pirates of the future from HELL sprays or else you're DOOOMED!!!



$99.99 dollars tax included p&p charges may vary, act now while stocks last, I like eggs.

[sean~infinte]

Jenna Bush - Predator 2 - YouTube OMFG AT AROUND 5-13 U SEE SOMONE CHANGE INTO A SHAPSHIFTING ROBOT MONKEY PIRATE u can clearly see her change any1 who doesnt agree is blind ;)

[irak]

my friend has a cousin whose aunt was on a picnic where she heard a man saying that he saw icke sacrificing a goat and than turning into a flying carpet - everybody knows that you're all so ignorant and i'm the best! follow me! :)

[dondaz]

Wow, that vid was really real:eek:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u39/dazp5/cake-anyone.jpg

[tinmenace]

OK! Don't try hijack this thread with your bushbaby monkey bullshit! David is clearly a toaster oven (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650).

Monkey Pirate! :rolleyes: Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous in your life? I mean your ENTIRE life? :D

[soglad]

my friend has a cousin whose aunt was on a picnic where she heard a man saying that he saw icke sacrificing a goat and than turning into a flying carpet - everybody knows that you're all so ignorant and i'm the best! follow me! :)

OMFG! I saw the exact same thing, although MY version of events was that he turned into a shapeshifting camel pony donkey emu!!!

I'M RIGHT!!

[soglad]

Wow, that vid was really real:eek:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u39/dazp5/cake-anyone.jpg

Tea and cake was created by the Illuminati to keep us in ignorance!!!!

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[soglad]

OK! Don't try hijack this thread with your bushbaby monkey bullshit! David is clearly a toaster oven (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650).

Monkey Pirate! :rolleyes: Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous in your life? I mean your ENTIRE life? :D

ZOMFG!!

Just because you don't UNDERSTAND IT doesn't mean it DOESN'T EXIST!!!!

Go on!! Prove me wrong!!! I dare you!!

Toaster Oven.................GAWD!

[irak]

OMFG! I saw the exact same thing, although MY version of events was that he turned into a shapeshifting camel pony donkey emu!!!

I'M RIGHT!!

and then he met wit a man-bear-pig and that was all caught on tape by a member that fears for his chipmunks, but we will soon release the footage on
the www.gimme_traffic_so_i_can_make_money_advertising. com

[tinmenace]

Wha-evva :rolleyes:

[irak]

are you bffaled by the fcat taht you can raed tehse lnies whtiuot
eoffrt out luod, eevn wehn the ltteres are mxied?

[irak]

are you bffaled by the fcat taht you can raed tehse lnies whtiuot
eoffrt eevn wehn the ltteres are mxied?

that because we are under his spell, his flying carpet spell! OMG :eek:

[soglad]

that because we are under his spell, his flying carpet spell! OMG :eek:

Holy crap! We've all been tricked!!! :eek:

RUN AWAY!!!

http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/python%20run%20away.jpg

[auron]

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/M/i/c/hael/2007/11/22//1195773280027.jpg

David Icke

[soglad]

BWHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

(get on MSN!)

*whip whip!*

[irak]

aha cant'you see that rugged CARPET of hair icke has on aurons pic?

[soglad]

aha cant'you see that rugged CARPET of hair icke has on aurons pic?

Oh my God! I never thought of it like that!!

Wooooaaahhhh!!! :eek:

[auron]

BWHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
:D


(get on MSN!)

*whip whip!*

I can't at the moment. My mate wants to use the computer, so i won't be online for a while. :(

I'll be back on in a few hours or so!

:)

[woghd]

That's it...

David Icke is a Canadian Ammunition Boot.

http://www.replicaters.com/ww1%20canadian%20army/ww2%20british%20ammo%20boot.jpg

Both are weatherproof.
Both are reliable.
Both are wanted around the world.
Both allow you to stand on your own two feet.
Both offer support.
Both allow you to chose your own direction.
Each fights a war in it's own way.

But the similarities don't stop there.
Both can help you stomp on the matrix.
Both help you obtain the ammo you need to fight evil.
Both are used in Canada and made in Britain.

There is a ton of historical evidence and eyewitness testimony.
Video evidence (warning may be fuzzy) is yet to come.

Archangel

[tinmenace]

Not you too! I'm going to say this again, especially for your benefit since you were "fashionably late!"

David Icke is a Toooaaaasterrr Oven (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650)

Mkay?


A boot :rolleyes: ...*mutter mutter*









:D

[woghd]

Not you too! I'm going to say this again, especially for your benefit since you were "fashionably late!"

David Icke is a Toooaaaasterrr Oven (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650)

Mkay?


A boot :rolleyes: ...*mutter mutter*
:D

Your evidence is compelling, but were is your VIDEO evidence? You know how I am, I like to see video.
Archangel

[soglad]

No sorry, Tin..........Woggy has a good point.....what makes David NOT a Canadian ammunition boot? If you have any evidence to the contrary, I'd like to hear it?

Can you not even comprehend it since your consensus reality is being challenged?





Bah, typical....

[woghd]

I could almost believe the car theory, because the Canadian Ammo Boot *is* is the Rolls Royce of Combat Footwear, AND Rolls Royce is also made in England, Like the Canadian Ammo Boot and David Icke.

PLUS TOASTEROVENS PRODUCE A LOT OF HOT AIR. Impossible for Icke to be one of those.
I scoff at your theory!

Archangel

[tinmenace]

Your evidence is compelling, but were is your VIDEO evidence? You know how I am, I like to see video.
Archangel

Very well, if you insist, and if you don't mind a little bit of blur.... Please watch it all the way through to see David actually shape-shift into a toaster oven.


YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[tinmenace]

Oop, sorry forgot to mention that you should totally smoke a fattie before watching it...:D:D:D:D

[soglad]

I want my 8 minutes back!!

[tinmenace]

I want my 8 minutes back!!

What? Did you smoke the fattie like I told ya? You won't see it without an "altered state of mind" :rolleyes:

[soglad]

Oooohhhh!! I have to be fucked on drugs to see it!! Ahhh, I understand now!!!

D'oh! :p

[tinmenace]

Oh at last! Somebody that gets it! :D

[woghd]

Very well, if you insist, and if you don't mind a little bit of blur.... Please watch it all the way through to see David actually shape-shift into a toaster oven.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeI8DNk_oks



I'm getting tired of these you-tube shapeshifting toaster videos. It's too pixelated to really tell what's going on. Yes he changes size to something like a small square box and APPEARS to warm a sweet danish, but the small white box could be anything! This isn't any better than the "Bush Sr. is a waffle Iron" video. This isn't proof, it's crap.

[tinmenace]

I'm getting tired of these you-tube shapeshifting toaster videos. It's too pixelated to really tell what's going on. Yes he changes size to something like a small square box and APPEARS to warm a sweet danish, but the small white box could be anything! This isn't any better than the "Bush Sr. is a waffle Iron" video. This isn't proof, it's crap.

I'm sorry if I implied it was proof. I meant it's simply evidence ;)

[woghd]

I'm sorry if I implied it was proof. I meant it's simply evidence ;)

ROFL!

Archangel:D

[tinmenace]

:D

[soglad]

You're all IGNORANT. The toaster oven is disinfo!

This is great for the robot monkey pirates, and it allows then to further push their agenda....

To turn all of us into microchipped robot monkey pirates!!!!

[woghd]

Tinmenace, would you care to explain this ten year old
website that was given to me by somebody who got
themselves banned from the forum?

I dare you to explain THIS!
You are a fraud!

http://www.starships-rpg.com/archangel/tinmenace.htm

Archangel

[soglad]

Tinmenace, would you care to explain this ten year old
website that was given to me by somebody who got
themselves banned from the forum?

I dare you to explain THIS!
You are a fraud!

http://www.starships-rpg.com/archangel/tinmenace.htm

Archangel

OMG! It's all out now! Tin, explain yourself you heathen!!! :eek:

[soglad]

Also, I heard a theory that George Bush is a waffle iron......anyone got any interesting docos or links?

[soglad]

OH MY GOD!!!! I have picture EVIDENCE that robot monkey pirates DO exist....

Beware, this may be hard for some to handle........you have been warned!!!

http://www.goats.com/store/images/rmp_preview.gif

All you disbelievers weep!!

[woghd]

I'm still waiting for tinmenace to explain that website. I guess being exposed as a fraud has put a damper in her toaster disinfo plans...

Archangel

[soglad]

Video documentary about robot monkey pirates!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=sfqFEbzpo1A

[woghd]

Video documentary about robot monkey pirates!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=sfqFEbzpo1A


At 1:45 theres a lot of skin evidence, he gets a really hairy face and goes ooh-aah, ooh-aah! His teeth at 2:71 also look very robotish. And finally, if you go frame by frame, at 4:20 you can see a parrot clearly on his shoulder.

Archangel

[soglad]

:eek:

No one can be trusted! :eek"

[blue]

WTF BITCH !!
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff176/sohail84/ATgAAABzItl7W8QdFarWpDE8ooKVWAc0Zjl.jpg

[pewpewlaserbeams]

I've seen David Icke with laser rifles popping out of his back once.

No joke.

David Icke-o-tron they call him...

[strider]

Well I've got news for you all, and you can even see Icke's skin turning into a green lizard colour.. Now this is evidence and anyone who dare argue is OBVIOUSLY and agent of the illuminati.. I mean how could you not be if you don't believe me...

See for yourself..

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/M/i/c/hael/2007/11/22//1195774220604.jpg

[thirdwave]

It's true!

I HAVE EVIDENCE!!!

this is true.... when I met him as we were walking to the bar I notices his arms kept coming out and his hand tended to push up under his arm pits.... I saw it once and he looked over at me and it was like he gave out a monkey sound!

this is when I first new he was a shapeshifting robot monkey pirate... then when we went to the loo I stood next to him and his willy was infact silver!

when he washed his hands he shape shifted into Captain Sliver and then back again... Now I dedicate my life into trying to stop people from listening to him!!!

[limelady]

Seeing what a bunch of really gullible conspiracy "woo woos" you all are has compelled me to return to the forum to get you all up-to-speed on David Icke. Those of you who believe in shapeshifing-toaster-ovens, and monkey-pirates etc, have no credibility whatsoever, and in fact you are a disgrace - you do the entire truth movement a disservice with your 'non-evidence', your hearsay, and your grainy, mis-leading videos which lack credibility....in fact, none of you would know TRUTH if it bit you on the bum!

Well I'm tired of this and can no longer bite my tongue. Its time you learnt the truth....especially all you limp-wristed, mind-controlled, easily lead pussies who've read David Icke books and think HE (god forbid) may have information of some benefit to humanity.

This is for YOU!

Are you sitting down?

You have ALL been fooled!

The man you all think is David icke is NOT even the real David Icke!

He is a CIA puppet! Did you get that? He's a CIA glove PUPPET!

Now I can prove this because a musician friend I stayed with in 2004 while I was attending a CIA sponsored competition (the 57ths CIA Coupe Mondiale (http://www.accordions.com/cia/)) in France, where incidentally 3rd place was literally stolen from me by a CIA mind-controlled MSA (musical-smart-arse) accordion player from Ireland
http://www.blackboxmusic.ie/images/pic6.jpg

....but I digress...well this friend of mine told me he heard from a VERY credible source (the head croissants chef at his local Pâtisserie... who of course wishes to remain nameless for obvious reasons), that when once on a chef's course in LA, he heard from an American French pastry chef who once made regular deliveries of Chocolate Savoyards to a cult headquarters in California called "Mind Camp", that the REAL David Icke has been stationed for years at this secret location, as head programmer for a CIA mind-control group that operates as a shamanic New Age Nazi-hippy accordion playing community. This secret location is the cult's main Mind Camp headquarters, and is located deep within the redwood forest near Bohemian Grove, California.

http://thump01.pbase.com/g6/88/589588/3/82059229.tOEirLRx.jpg


My friends reliable source's, source also said that along with Jordan Maxwell, and Icke's very own entourage of female mind-slaves (his wife, his ex-wife, his daughter, his cleaning lady and his tarot card reader), Icke's job is to transform talented accordion players (including the camps resident gorilla "Nella") into victims of chronic CIA MSA mind-control. At Mind Camp, initiate mind-slaves are trained/programmed to play accordion music in rhythmic beats using certain frequencies the Illuminati can collect and use to enslave humanity.

Part of the cults initiation process is that candidate slaves must travel to a different country and stay at least one week with strangers, then upon leaving their hosts home, they must steal a possession their host considers VERY valuable to them. I am told there are high accolades for initiates who manage to leave with anything that is precious to the host. e.g. a rare books, which will NEVER be returned, and therefore will cause its original owner endless years of torment, and eventually total bewilderment.

I am also informed higher degrees are awarded to those cult members who after a one week minimum stay in a host's home, manage to give their host and his family the long-term impression that he/she is an incredibly "stuck up", "snobby", "ungrateful" twerp! While this is not easy to do, it is thought that initiates from the UK have a lessor hard time of this task.

The highest honours of all (the 555th degree) go to only those initiates who manage to convince their host they are an evil person of ill intent towards humanity. If the host them passes this information on to anybody else who will listen over a period of years, then the initiate who caused this consternation is awarded the highest degree possible in Mind Camp initiation process. This is how the real David Icke got the prestigious high-ranking position of head MSA-programmer at Mind Camp in California.

Now I know some of you fluffy-brained Ickesters will be having a real battle getting your woo-woo brains round all this, so I've decided to hit you all right in your brow chakras with some hard evidence that the REAL David Icke is in fact a 555 degree 'deep-cover' Mind Camp operative in California, while providing irrefutable proof that the man you all believe is David Icke is in fact just a fake....a NWO puppet! Nothing more nothing less.

Yes, the truth hurts doesn't it? But the fact is, the real David Icke is far too busy doing far more important programming 'stuff' for his order, than writing books and talking to the likes of you lot at places like Mt Shasta and The Brixton Academy etc. So its important you start facing the true nature of your reality now while there is still time, rather than carrying on with this shameless fawning of David Icke as though he was somebody whose so-called 'life work' was worth taking even slightly seriously. I mean ffs, come on folks.....get with the program here will you! :rolleyes:

You MUST wake up from your own self-delusion and realise I am doing you a HUGE favour by exposing you to the truth. The truth that David Icke (part of the Royal bloodline BTW) is a fake and you have ALL been taken for a huge ride by this puppet who relies on trick photography, mind-programming and myriad other tricks to keep you believing he is a real person!

Here I present the photo proof that CANNOT be denied! Our anonymous French pastry chef's US chef friend managed to smuggle these incredibly revealing (i.e. clear and non-grainy) photos out of the CIA cult's California based-headquarters at great risk to himself and his family. I realise David Icke cannot be seen in the photos here, but you must understand that he was out of camera shot of where our pastry chef "truth seeker" was secretly hiding as he took these photos with a hidden camera, still, this should not deter you from the truth that the real David Icke operates out of the incredibly evil Mind Camp facility in California.

http://www.eefc.org/site/images/accordion.gif http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6285/screenhunter334kk4.jpg

Now as promised, here's the ABSOLUTE proof that the man who parades as David Icke on this website (and at many public venues) is nothing but a CIA-created puppet who's job it is to lead you right into the hands of the NWO!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3425/rmppreviewmh6.jpg

Need more proof than that?

Here is a leaked top secret CIA video clip that you were never meant to see!

Now wrap ya laughers round THIS all you Ickester fluff-buffs!

Making a Glove Puppet - YouTube

Remember......the Icke puppet has programmed YOU not to think for yourself, so you must start doing just that today!

THINK FOR YOURSELVES or the NWO will have you like it nearly had me!

Well this has been fun, but I really must run. Now don't go shootin' the messenger right?.....I'm just providing you with this evidence that others have given me.

Its all for you own good mkay?

LL :D

[john white]

Awesome Lime!

Its as if the scales have lifted from my eyes, it really is :D

[tejas]

What is the point of this thread? :(

Total and complete state of agnosticism

[soglad]

What is the point of this thread? :(

Total and complete state of agnosticism

To laugh....remember that?

LAUGHING

"HAHAHA"

It's good to do it from time to time.

[tinmenace]

To laugh....remember that?

LAUGHING

"HAHAHA"

It's good to do it from time to time.

That and to prove that David is a toaster oven (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650) and not some monkey thang.

...or a boot thang, for that matter. :D

[tejas]

To laugh....remember that?

LAUGHING

"HAHAHA"

It's good to do it from time to time.

:)

[nessa felagund]

ROFLMFAO!

Thanks for the laugh everyone. This just made my day. I will now be leaving for work with a smile on my face! :D

Oh, and hey, limelady. it's great to hear from you. You have been missed.

[seanx]

Yes, it's all so clear now..thanks to limelady.

How could we have missed all those obvious clues!

Great writing.

[kblood]

Yiieaarrr! It doesnt matter if Icke is an accordian playing Robot Monkey Pirate, in boots with a built in toasteroven... I still believe him!

Heck, I will even go buy me some boots, and a accordian to do prove that there is nothing wrong with that at all :p

[maggie]

Seeing what a bunch of really gullible conspiracy "woo woos" you all are has compelled me to return to the forum to get you all up-to-speed on David Icke. Those of you who believe in shapeshifing-toaster-ovens, and monkey-pirates etc, have no credibility whatsoever, and in fact you are a disgrace - you do the entire truth movement a disservice with your 'non-evidence', your hearsay, and your grainy, mis-leading videos which lack credibility....in fact, none of you would know TRUTH if it bit you on the bum!

Well I'm tired of this and can no longer bite my tongue. Its time you learnt the truth....especially all you limp-wristed, mind-controlled, easily lead pussies who've read David Icke books and think HE (god forbid) may have information of some benefit to humanity.

This is for YOULre:
Are you sitting down?

You have ALL been fooled!

The man you all think is David icke is NOT even the real David Icke!

He is a CIA puppet! Did you get that? He's a CIA glove PUPPET!

Now I can prove this because a musician friend I stayed with in 2004 while I was attending a CIA sponsored competition (the 57ths CIA Coupe Mondiale (http://www.accordions.com/cia/)) in France, where incidentally 3rd place was literally stolen from me by a CIA mind-controlled MSA (musical-smart-arse) accordion player from Ireland
http://www.blackboxmusic.ie/images/pic6.jpg

....but I digress...well this friend of mine told me he heard from a VERY credible source (the head croissants chef at his local Pâtisserie... who of course wishes to remain nameless for obvious reasons), that when once on a chef's course in LA, he heard from an American French pastry chef who once made regular deliveries of Chocolate Savoyards to a cult headquarters in California called "Mind Camp", that the REAL David Icke has been stationed for years at this secret location, as head programmer for a CIA mind-control group that operates as a shamanic New Age Nazi-hippy accordion playing community. This secret location is the cult's main Mind Camp headquarters, and is located deep within the redwood forest near Bohemian Grove, California.

http://thump01.pbase.com/g6/88/589588/3/82059229.tOEirLRx.jpg


My friends reliable source's, source also said that along with Jordan Maxwell, and Icke's very own entourage of female mind-slaves (his wife, his ex-wife, his daughter, his cleaning lady and his tarot card reader), Icke's job is to transform talented accordion players (including the camps resident gorilla "Nella") into victims of chronic CIA MSA mind-control. At Mind Camp, initiate mind-slaves are trained/programmed to play accordion music in rhythmic beats using certain frequencies the Illuminati can collect and use to enslave humanity.

Part of the cults initiation process is that candidate slaves must travel to a different country and stay at least one week with strangers, then upon leaving their hosts home, they must steal a possession their host considers VERY valuable to them. I am told there are high accolades for initiates who manage to leave with anything that is precious to the host. e.g. a rare books, which will NEVER be returned, and therefore will cause its original owner endless years of torment, and eventually total bewilderment.

I am also informed higher degrees are awarded to those cult members who after a one week minimum stay in a host's home, manage to give their host and his family the long-term impression that he/she is an incredibly "stuck up", "snobby", "ungrateful" twerp! While this is not easy to do, it is thought that initiates from the UK have a lessor hard time of this task.

The highest honours of all (the 555th degree) go to only those initiates who manage to convince their host they are an evil person of ill intent towards humanity. If the host them passes this information on to anybody else who will listen over a period of years, then the initiate who caused this consternation is awarded the highest degree possible in Mind Camp initiation process. This is how the real David Icke got the prestigious high-ranking position of head MSA-programmer at Mind Camp in California.

Now I know some of you fluffy-brained Ickesters will be having a real battle getting your woo-woo brains round all this, so I've decided to hit you all right in your brow chakras with some hard evidence that the REAL David Icke is in fact a 555 degree 'deep-cover' Mind Camp operative in California, while providing irrefutable proof that the man you all believe is David Icke is in fact just a fake....a NWO puppet! Nothing more nothing less.

Yes, the truth hurts doesn't it? But the fact is, the real David Icke is far too busy doing far more important programming 'stuff' for his order, than writing books and talking to the likes of you lot at places like Mt Shasta and The Brixton Academy etc. So its important you start facing the true nature of your reality now while there is still time, rather than carrying on with this shameless fawning of David Icke as though he was somebody whose so-called 'life work' was worth taking even slightly seriously. I mean ffs, come on folks.....get with the program here will you! :rolleyes:

You MUST wake up from your own self-delusion and realise I am doing you a HUGE favour by exposing you to the truth. The truth that David Icke (part of the Royal bloodline BTW) is a fake and you have ALL been taken for a huge ride by this puppet who relies on trick photography, mind-programming and myriad other tricks to keep you believing he is a real person!

Here I present the photo proof that CANNOT be denied! Our anonymous French pastry chef's US chef friend managed to smuggle these incredibly revealing (i.e. clear and non-grainy) photos out of the CIA cult's California based-headquarters at great risk to himself and his family. I realise David Icke cannot be seen in the photos here, but you must understand that he was out of camera shot of where our pastry chef "truth seeker" was secretly hiding as he took these photos with a hidden camera, still, this should not deter you from the truth that the real David Icke operates out of the incredibly evil Mind Camp facility in California.

http://www.eefc.org/site/images/accordion.gif http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6285/screenhunter334kk4.jpg

Now as promised, here's the ABSOLUTE proof that the man who parades as David Icke on this website (and at many public venues) is nothing but a CIA-created puppet who's job it is to lead you right into the hands of the NWO!!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3425/rmppreviewmh6.jpg

Need more proof than that?

Here is a leaked top secret CIA video clip that you were never meant to see!

Now wrap ya laughers round THIS all you Ickester fluff-buffs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPcS4RhU0U

Remember......the Icke puppet has programmed YOU not to think for yourself, so you must start doing just that today!

THINK FOR YOURSELVES or the NWO will have you like it nearly had me!

Well this has been fun, but I really must run. Now don't go shootin' the messenger right?.....I'm just providing you with this evidence that others have given me.

Its all for you own good mkay?

LL :D

Yes, it's all so clear now..thanks to limelady.

How could we have missed all those obvious clues!

Great writing.

THANK YOU LIMELADY,YOU ARE MY HERO:eek:

[megafish33]

Best thread ever. :)

[woghd]

Tinmenace, would you care to explain this ten year old
website that was given to me by somebody who got
themselves banned from the forum?

I dare you to explain THIS!
You are a fraud!

http://www.starships-rpg.com/archangel/tinmenace.htm

Archangel

Well Tinmenace?
Don't think I forgot about you and your connections to the CFR toaster division, or did you think I didn't know about that?

Care to explain this?
http://www.starships-rpg.com/archangel/tinmenace.htm

You're busted!
You are straight disinfo.
and so is Graflok.

Archangel

[tinmenace]

Hehe! Brilliant Lime :D

[soglad]

So, my theory stands still....

I never saw the accordian playing bit coming, but then again, we've to keep an open mind in these times, eh?

UNITED TRUTHISM-ISM-ISM-ATION-O

[woghd]

I never saw the accordion bit coming either, but that just shows how much of an indepth researcher Lime-lady really is! Only a very thorough investigation into the alien origins of accordions could have found it!

Hats of to Limelady!

Archangel

[limelady]

So, my theory stands still....

I never saw the accordian playing bit coming, but then again, we've to keep an open mind in these times, eh?

UNITED TRUTHISM-ISM-ISM-ATION-O


What?? Are you doubting the validity of my research soglad?

Look, you only THINK you have an open mind, but in truth you are a mind-controlled Ickean fool!


*sigh*:rolleyes:

Alright, since my research has been SO exhaustive, I will add more of it here for your benefit.....and for the benefit of all others because people need to know that accordions are not the angelic fluffy stuff that you have been programmed to believe!

http://www.prettythingsdecor.com/files/Minstrel_Bear_w-Accordian-MT.jpg
If you think this is all angelic and cute, then the Illuminati has you!


According to ancient tablets dug up in Assyria, accordions are the magical instruments (http://www.magicaccordion.com/) of the Annunaki creator 'gods' These ancient musical tools of manipulation have been round since ancient times, and are being used today, both subtly and subliminally, to herd humanity in a very seductive way..... by breathing the fire of desire into the hearts of men!

http://www.foolsparadise.co.uk/fools07pix/pix2007/helen_kane_frankie1D.jpg http://www.contrabandevents.com/performer_images/imgG1182873456img468137709af97.jpg
http://www.karenkuehn.com/photos/people_cl/Judy_Tenuta_1986.jpg

But women are not immune from the strong, evil sexual-attraction frequencies of a proficiently played accordian!
Note the accordion players Masonic checkered trousers!

http://www.siliconvalleywatcher.com/mt/archives/homephoto.jpghttp://www.basque-media.com/images/benetoux.jpg

See? Its all about the frequencies of discord, and its all designed to lead you astray and trap you in your 3D, 5 sense physical body..... effectively trapping you in the matrix!

[lemonique]

:D

[soglad]

Lime is just clutching at straws!!!

Everyone know the "accordian theory" was debunked years ago! YOU'RE LIVING A LIE!!!

Lime is disinfo, anyone who believes her is a shapeshifting monkey robot pirate waffle iron!

You're either with us, or with the waffle irons!!! :eek:

[woghd]

It's illuminati symbolism.

I can now see accordions and accordion imagry embedded into logos and ancient texts!

http://www.aluma-craft.com/approvals_files/image007.jpg
See? Accordion!

http://2007.nsa3d.org/images/2007logo.jpg
And this really cool stareoscopic logo which I just happened to come across while looking for accordion imagry. NSA logo too. Coincidence? I think not!

http://www.undergroundrailwaytheater.org/images/logo.gif
Can you spot the accordion imagry in this pre-historic art?

http://www.adamwhitney.net/images/blog/200708/weird_al3.jpg
And mounting evidence shows that Wierd Al Yankovic was killed by a pristine zig-zagging bullet in 1933 and replaced with a clone.


Archangel

[limelady]

Lime is just clutching at straws!!!

Everyone know the "accordian theory" was debunked years ago! YOU'RE LIVING A LIE!!!

Lime is disinfo, anyone who believes her is a shapeshifting monkey robot pirate waffle iron!

You're either with us, or with the waffle irons!!! :eek:

Where's YOUR research soglad? Can you do any more than 'waffle' on yourself? No of course not! You are just a woo-woo and you know it!

But for the sake of all those whose minds are OPEN enough to take in the truth (thanks for your positive responses guys) I feel quite inspired to share more with you.

Not that you really need further proof, but as woghd has pointed out, the Illuminati symbolism associated with the accordion is EVERYWHERE and it shows this conspiracy is REAL. This should act as your red flag to all you brainwashed fools!

Star symbolism
http://www2.ctcentral.com/images/ETgreenland15.jpg

Masonic Royal Arch symbolism
http://www.sharinganewsong.org/photoalbumpages/Siberia%201991/thumbnails/accordion_jpg.jpg

Check out the blatant Masonic black and white checkers and the satanic hand sign here! :eek:
http://www.sutton-acoustic.co.uk/col2.jpg

This one speaks for itself!
http://drawger.com/goldin/images/accrdn.evil.jpg

My god....as we draw ever closer to 2012, the defining moment in human spiritual evolution, these Illuminati/CIA sods have been amping up the MSA discord programming to the masses by actively promoting accordions in every way they can! I mean, could they get more blatant than this? (Note the players satanic hand sign, the pyramid shaped mountain....and those strange occult symbols in bottom right and left corners).
http://www.perfectduluthday.com/BadCat/p1357.gif

According to wikipedea, there are even some accordion hybrids still out there!

Hybrids
Various hybrids have been created between instruments of different keyboards and actions. Many remain curiosities, only a few have remained in use. Some notable examples are...
Accordion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Need I say more! ;)

[kasalt]

I've just had a script analysis done on this thread which confirmed 1000% (yes, 1000% and that's no exaggeration) that every post made here was made by an "Illumined Mind", one of the Zionists trained by the cult of the all seeing eyeball. Even the woo-woo's are feigning their ignorance as they also are covert.

:eek:

[lemonique]

My God Lime.....it's an invasion!!!!!

Accordion Invasion! - YouTube
YouTube - Accordion Invasion!

Lem. ;)

[demiurge]

damn, that gives me a whole new perspective on things, all this time i thought David was a shapeshifting bible.

[bicycle]

It's true!

I HAVE EVIDENCE!!!

Ok I'll bite seeming as it is the season for panto...

OH NO HE IS'NT.

[tejas]

I've just had a script analysis done on this thread which confirmed 1000% (yes, 1000% and that's no exaggeration) that every post made here was made by an "Illumined Mind", one of the Zionists trained by the cult of the all seeing eyeball. Even the woo-woo's are feigning their ignorance as they also are covert.

:eek:

ROFLMAO

Yes its true, I confirmed it with pendulum.

[gordonfreeman]

KA-BOOM!!!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!