Mating Calls

[nuit]

The Mating Call Of The Owl......

"ta-wit-ta-woo-ta-wit-ta-woo"

The Mating Call Of The Dog.......

"woof-woof-woof-wo-woof"

The Mating Call Of The Black-bird.....

"stick It In Me Ass Leeroy!"

[adimon]

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Wine her

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Smile at her

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Show up naked. Bring food.