Famous Moustaches in History

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Would people remember Nietzsche if he hadn't had a huge moustache? Would you recognize a picture of Hitler if he had shaved off his moustache? I'm sure it would have fooled Uruguayan immigration. Why do people wear such things on their faces? This lens is committed to raising the issue of moustaches as a window on the soul, and as a device for expressing personal identity.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/t1.jpgFriedrich Nietzsche

Young Nietzsche set the academic world alight with his revolutionary whiskers. As an academic he was expected to maintain more rigorous control of his facial hair, but young Friedrich refused to do so. In keeping with his philosophical writings, Nietzsche demonstrated a will to grow his moustache as he saw fit. Old has-beens such as Plato and Aristotle would not dictate his personal style. This attitude was reinforced by his follow up to "Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer" entitled "Personal Grooming, or, How to Shave with a Curling Iron".
His famous split with Wagner over his mature moustache presaged a madness that was to allow his facial hair to grow unkempt. Whereas Nietzsche fell into obscurity behind his unfeasibly large moustache, Wagner became renowned for his most excellent muttonchop side whiskers, a couple of operas and an irrational hatred of Jews.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/t2.jpgAdolf Hitler

Unlike Nietszche, Hitlers notariety derives mostly from his being a fanatical anti-Semite, mass murderer, and catalyst of the single greatest episode of human slaughter in history. But his moustache has contributed to his reputation. Like his name, Adolf, the style of Hitlers moustach has been eradicated from the pages of history. Not even the most ardent neo-Nazi would try to wear a similarly antisocial, introverted extravagance on his face. Researchers have theorized that Hitler's manias may have derived from the ridicule he suffered during WWI as a corporal in the Austrian army. His love of cream cakes is well known, and it is thought he suffered great torment when cream got stuck in his younger, bushier, moustache. This may have occasioned a breakdown that saw him shave off most of his moustache in order to reduce the comical effect. The result was a ludicrous moustache that survived ridicule only because those who ridiculed Hitler ended up at the Russian Front to meet with another of our famous moustache bearers, Josef Stalin. Hitler's moustache remains one of the most important in history, not beacuse of its trend-setting greatness but because no-one would be seen dead wearing one. This is astounding proof that humankind did learn something from the second world war.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/t3.jpgJosef Stalin

Josef Stalin is the second of our trio of mass murderers. His moustache was inspired by the Soviet dream of peasant labouring stock, from which he hailed (but never tell him that or he'll send you to the Gulag), and the well known psychoanalytical truth that moustaches make it easier to lie to other people by obscuring one's words. The greatest lie Stalin ever told was to his good friend Trotski when he promised to meet him in Mexico for a camping trip in the Siberian Alps. His second big lie was to his old buddy Lenin as he gave him his afternoon cup of tea with hemlock. The third and most devastating lie was to the people of the Soviet Union when he promised them a Soviet Paradise of Freedom and Equality. Stalin's moustache has been preserved in perpetuity, along with the rest of his body in some mausoleum in Russia. It is thought to be the last testament to the dream of Soviet Communism, and along with Kruschev's shoe banging, the least dignified expression of a noble art.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/t4.jpgHoratio Herbert Kitchener, 1st Earl Kitchener

Lord Kitchener was a career warmonger, and is the third in our line up of mass murderers. Not content to interfere with the running of many wars in which the British Empire participated, he often offered to fight in others as well. It is not known is he ever indavertently fought on both sides of a war, but its often thought he may as well have. He is most famous as the poster boy of World War One, inviting young men to die in many and various ways, none of them nice, in the French countryside. Kitchener's moustache is a classic example of aloof, arrogant and patriarchal egoism. His sense of superiority oozes from the end of every hair (hence the pointy bits at the ends). Throughout his career he wore the same style - a sign of his stubbornness in the face of a world changing around him. It is this intransigence and refusal to change his mind that cost the lives of many soldiers in World War One.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/t5.gifAlbert Einstein

Widely know as uncle Albert (mostly by his sister's children), Albert Einstein was a lovely and smart bloke. Everything in his demeanour showed he was a deeply thoughtful and caring character. He usually forgot to put his socks on, and gave away much of his money (he promised and eventually gave his Nobel prize winnings to his ex-wife and children). His moustache echoes his unkempt hair and general disregard for his personal appearance. Sometimes mistaken for a bum, he was in fact one of the greatest theoreticians of all time. Whilst he did not pay much attention to his moustache, he spent an awful lot of time doing physics. By explaining Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, and redefining the classical view of relative motion, Einstein stood on the cusp of modern indeterminate and classical determinate physics. In his writings he tied the notions of space to time , matter to energy and eccentricity to genius. He also overthrew Newton's ludicrous notion of action at a distance as expressed in the inverse square law. Newton was very smart, but he did not have a moustache. None of Einstein's achievements were due to his moustache, but it is such a famous moustache that it cannot be ignored.

Other Notable Moustaches

Many people use facial hair to distinguish them from a crowd. The following list is of those that have done so quite successfully.

Hulk Hogan - WWF wrestler and part time actor. Mostly memorable for his slick repartee and bandanas.

Sunset Sam - Star of the superb Mike Nesmith song 'Cruisin' or Lucy and Ramona'. Played by Steve Strong, also a WWF wrestler. He tagged with Jesse 'the body' Ventura (another great moustache wearer). To see this great moustache and to listen to a truly great song go to the You Tube window below and click on the image.

Ned Flanders - A Simpson's character, Fundamentalist Christian Ned has a moustache alive with neurosis and doubt. Reminiscent of John Bolton's. In fact Ned could easily be a Bolton caricature.

Magnum PI - Played by Tom Selleck. Trendy at the time,
Thomas Magnum's moustache has single handedly guaranteed that no moustache will be taken seriously on prime time tv again.

Sgt. Floyd Pepper - Bass player in the Muppet band 'Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem'. Floyd was a laid back (probably chemically induced) character based on Pink Floyd (he was pink) and the Beatle's Sgt. Pepper.

The Village People - From memory several of the Village People have moustaches. I refuse to verify it beacuse I'm scared to look. The Village People did to masculine moustaches what George Michael did to innocent visits to the public toilets.

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I hope you enjoy this one belonging to Borat.

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Actually Im not sure which end I find most amusing

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Mankind has throughout history put effort into visual appearance to look better to other. Experiments have been made especially with hair to change looks. To grow facial hair (pogonotrophy), has an turbulent history. There has been an variety of beard and moustache variants who has all been popular. The ancient Greeks hated smooth shaved men, and where shocked when Alexander the great shaved of all his beard. I like the ancient Greeks! (also now).

The Roman's with high social status should be shaved. They looked upon people with beard as barbarians, slaves of philosopher's! Extraordinary is the facts that Philosopher's in that era refused to shave. Throughout history up to our days there has been various fashion regarding hair and facial hair. A difference from the past in beard and moustache fashion is that today men grow facial hair for self image. Earlier persons who were famous or prominent let their beard or moustache grow to express their position and personality in the society.

Would you remember persons from history as well without their visual impressions? I think not. Would you remember Attila without his big moustache, and what about emperor Wilhelm the I and II, who had their moustaches, the so called Emperor moustache named after them. What would Mohandas Ghandi been if it wasn't for his moustache. Even Ludwig XIV, who had an majestic wig on his head had a small but suitable moustache witch of course were genuine. I will give you some known names for association Emiliano Zapta, George Clemenceau, Albert Schweitzer, Albert Einstein, Otto von Habsburg , Kemal Atatyrk, Friedrich Nietzshe, Theodor Roosevelt, Salvador Dahli, Maxim Gorkji, Douglas Fairbanks and Clark Gable.

Persons that have put their negative impression on history are for example Hitler and Stalin, who also had moustache's. From the wild west you have the famous Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday who lived their lives on the border of the law, but they both had well trimmed moustache's.

The list of famous people can be made long, but I think I have mentioned enough. The people mentioned above are a attempt to show the variety of men that whore moustache and how different their social background were. It show's that if you wear a moustache it helps you to express your personality to other people in society, not your choice of profession nor personal wealth.

Imagine, here in Norway. How would we remember Hendrik Ibsen, Bjønstjerne Bjørnson, King Haakon etc. if they where smooth shaved? Or how would the Americans remembered their Abraham Lincon The answer would be, they would have left a much less impression of their personality.

My recommendation is therefore:
If your wish is to visually enhance your personality, grow a moustache adjusted to your personality now.

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The Swedish moustache club was founded in the city of Malmoe on the 10th October 1984 by the members of the Swedish nest of The Handlebar Club in London.
One of the main reasons for founding a Swedish club was to be an international club where we could get a direct contact with other foreign clubs.

The rules of the club were laid down at the foundation and updated in 1996 and 2005.

The goals of the club are to promote moustache wearing and gentlemanly manners.

The moustache must be of the “handlebar” type and at least 12 centimetres between the ends. Beards are not allowed.

The membership fee since 2005 is 30 krona per month and should be paid 6 months in advance.

Club meetings are held on the second Monday in every month if nothing else is decided. The annual general meeting must be held before the end of October.

The colours of the club are navy-blue and white.
If you want to get in contact with us the e-mail address is info@mustascher.se or just click here.

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In 1800 BC, the Pharaoh Teqikencola outlawed mustaches among the elite of Egyptian society; hence the inevitable decline of his nation's empire. The countryside became overrun by mustachioed bandits and foreigners who gathered popular support among the population who could not afford the expense (and bother) of shaving to please the Pharaoh.

Greeks and Romans were also anti-mustache. And, as is well known, their empires are no longer with us. Both empires collapsed, as hordes of hairy-upper-lipped barbarians trashed these centers of so-called civilization.

In Asia, mustaches have always been seen as sign of wisdom among the men (not the women, curiously) who wore them. Confucius is always depicted with long, fine streams of perfect hair emanating from the corners of his perpetual wry smile. It was he who said, "A man without a mustache is man without a soul." Buddha wore a tight, fashionable mustache and is widely believed to be among the holiest men who ever walked the earth. Jesus, also noted for his godliness, had a mustache (although slightly sullied by the addition of his beard, but I think Jesus is allowed a break). Although some historians and theologians have interpreted the Greek translation of Jesus' Aramaic comment to his mother at the Wedding at Canaan, "Mother it is not my time yet," to the more literal, "Mother, my mustache has not fully grown." Holiness and mustaches, it seems, are inseparable.

The Middle Ages were replete with mustaches. Charlamagne championed them. His great victory over the Moors celebrated in the "Song of Roland" was widely believed to be a battle over whose mustache style would prevail in Europe. Charlamagne's supporters preferred the more free-form style, while the Muslim-inspired mustaches of the Moors were highly stylized and beyond the European barbers' capabilities of the time. This caused the Moors to lobby Charlamagne to "fight to the death to defend our freedom of lips." The pope (who preferred a shaggy handlebar mustache) later crowned Charlamagne the first Holy Roman Emperor as a result.

The French have never made up their minds about mustaches. They're in. They're out. Clemenceau sported one, as did Louis XIV, but Henry V did not. Proust had one, but Sartre and Camus eschewed them. The British were likewise of two minds on the matter. The most famous mustache in English history is the one Winston Churchill could not grow. This fact made him a manic depressive, turned him into a drunk, and probably derailed him from his rightful place in history as a well-known ship's captain in His Majesty's Navy. The Germans took mustaches to extremes. Hitler and Himmler wore mustaches that tried not to be mustaches. But they knew if they were to hold sway over the mustache-crazy Aryans, they had to grow something. Hence, those pissy little bits of hair above their lips. Now Bismarck had a mustache.

In the United States, mustaches have been prevalent in politics and history throughout. Lincoln grew a mustache while he wrote the Gettysburg Address and General Grant had one as he kicked Confederate butt at Vicksburg. In fact, anything in American history with "burg" in it usually involved a mustache.

Modern times are probably the apex for mustaches. All styles and lengths are embraced. It is a time of mustache freedom. But we need to beware. To be vigilant. To defend the mustache to the death.

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Moustache styles

At The World Beard & Moustache Championships 2007 there were 6 subcategories in the moustache category:
Natural Moustache -Moustache may be styled but without aids. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. No aids are allowed.[1]
Hungarian Moustache - Big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. Aids are allowed. [2]
Dalí - narrow, long points bent or curved steeply upward; areas past the corner of the mouth must be shaved. Artificial styling aids needed. Named after Salvador Dalí who was known to sport such a style later in his life.
English - narrow, beginning at the middle of the upper lip the whiskers are very long and pulled to the side, slightly curled; the ends are pointed slightly upward; areas past the corner of the mouth usually shaved. Artificial styling may be needed.
Imperial - whiskers growing from both the upper lip and cheeks, curled upward (distinct from the royale, or impériale)
Freestyle - All moustaches that do not match other classes. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. Aids are allowed.[3]

Other types of moustache include:
Fu Manchu - long, downward pointing ends, generally beyond the chin;
'Pancho Villa' moustache - similar to the Fu Manchu but thicker; also known as a "droopy moustache", generally much more so than that normally worn by the historical Pancho Villa.
Handlebar - bushy, with small upward pointing ends. See baseball pitcher Rollie Fingers. Also known as a "spaghetti moustache", because of its stereotypical association with Italian men.
Horseshoe - Often confused with the Fu Manchu style, the horseshoe was possibly popularized by modern cowboys and consists of a full moustache with vertical extensions from the corners of the lips down to the jawline and resembling an upside-down horseshoe.
Moustachio - bushy moustache, with hair sometimes growing down the sides of the mouth. Also known as the Nosebeard, or the Moustachio Fantastico, with mustachio being a US variant on the spelling.
Taylor moustache - a thin row of fine dark hairs along the upper lip. Sometimes known as the Lilibrow.
Pencil moustache - narrow, straight and thin like a pencil, closely clipped, outlining the upper lip, with a wide shaven gap between the nose and moustache. Also known as a Mouthbrow. See John Waters.
Toothbrush - thick, but shaved except for about an inch (2.5 cm) in the center; associated with Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin
Walrus - bushy, hanging down over the lips, often entirely covering the mouth.
The GG - bushy hair grown only over the corners of the mouth, shaved in the middle. Named after musician and performing artist GG Allin, the most well-known wearer of the style.
The Swirly- a nickname for the imperial
The 'Chops' - similar to the horseshoe, varying from somewhat thin to somewhat bushy, with a more pronounced open-bottomed-square shape. This style is often seen on characterizations of police and highway patrolmen.
The Chin Moustache - A moustache need not be defined as grown between the nose and upper lip. The chin moustache, grown on the cusp of the chin, is of equal standing to other varieties of moustaches. It is of rising popularity in the DUMBO section of Brooklyn, New York.

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Moustache care

Most men with a normal or strong beard growth must tend it daily, by shaving the hair of the chin and cheeks, to prevent it from soon reverting to a full beard. This necessity has engendered the invention of quite a wide variety of accoutrements designed for the care of a gentleman's moustache, including moustache wax, moustache nets (snoods), moustache brushes, moustache combs and moustache scissors. The moustache cup is a drinking cup with a partial cover to protect the upper lip from froth in the drink.

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I hope you enjoy this one belonging to Borat.

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Excellent find. Borat carries the tache off very well and it appears that he's gone for the Tom Selleck Tache. What appeals most to me about this particular 'tache', is that it can be viewed at unique angles and never seems to falter in shape or appearance. It is especially stylish on a windy day, and holds to the top lip like superglue.

There aren't many negatives with this 'tache', though a regular combing is essential due to the all too easy crumb manifestations that can occur after eating a meal, preferably with another 'tache' sponsor..

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Essay reveals truth about Hitler moustache

A new document reveals that Hitler was forced to cut his bushy moustache to its famous shape in the WWI trenches.
The iconic moustache worn by German dictator Adolf Hitler was an accident of circumstance, rather than a facial grooming choice, a previously unpublished essay reveals.

Written by a man who served alongside the Fuhrer in the First World War, the document claims that his moustache was shaped to fit inside gas masks in the trenches.

A response to the threat of mustard gas attacks from British troops, the moustache was tightly-clipped to fit under respirator masks.

The letter has been included in a new biography of the writer Alexander Moritz Fray, who served alongside Hitler in the Bavarian Infantry Division during the First World War.

Hitler's first choice of moustache was a full Bavarian handlebar moustache, but it was cut back to the trademark "toothbrush" style following orders to ensure that his gas mask fitted over his face properly.

Frey described his first encounter with Hitler in 1915, writing: "A pale, tall man tumbled down into the cellar after the first shells of the daily evening attacks had begun to fall, fear and rage glowing in his eyes.

"At that time he looked tall because he was so thin. A full moustache, which had to be trimmed later because of the new gas masks, covered the ugly slit of his mouth."

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Do you have a handlebar moustache? Then the Handlebar Club is the club for you!

We are based at the "Windsor Castle" pub in London, England, and are an international club for men with handlebar moustaches. Founded in 1947 and still going strong, the Handlebar Club currently has members from many different countries.

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The qualification for membership is:
"a hirsute appendage of the upper lip, with graspable extremities"
and, in addition, we specify that beards are not allowed.

But if you do not have a moustache, do not despair! Because we also have "Friends of the Handlebar Club". These are supporters of the club who do not have the necessary qualification for full membership.

Members who live in the London area usually meet on the first Friday of each month at the "Windsor Castle" in London. Do come and meet us. This is a typical English pub, full of memorabilia, especially of the Royal Family (the House of Windsor), as well as having on display various Handlebar Club trophies and photographs. And Michael, the landlord, is a typically friendly Irishman.
A Group of Members in front of the "Windsor Castle"


NWO types eh??LOL

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To grow a moustache or not to grow a mustache is the question young men ask when they see their upper-lip peach fuzz. Some men have all the luck and can grow a mustache in a matter of days, while others have a harder time.

Instructions

Step One: Keep the shaver away from the area between the nose and upper lip. Although some say if you shave more, the hair on your face becomes thicker, this is not always true.

Step Two: Let the hair grow and shave around the area. Facial hair appears first at the corners of the upper lips. Then it covers the entire upper lip. As the mustache becomes thicker and more noticeable, trimming begins.

Step Three: Decide what type of mustache looks best on you. Mustaches work with the size of the man's face. Smaller faces need small mustaches. More striking, larger faces need larger or more prominent design. Ask your girlfriend or sister, perhaps even your dad or mom, about what design to display under your nose. The best person to ask is your favorite hair stylist because they understand the angles and framing of the hair in relation to the face.

Step Four: Tend to your mustache daily. Keep it trimmed and combed as it grows out and gets thick.

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Salvador Dali

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Freddie Mercury

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what about goatees/beards, i have a similar one to avh/big pun/cd. i did it because of avh and big pun. yes its sad, but i like it. although it started with a solitary goatee, in homage to roberto baggio.


armand van helden
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christopher rios/big pun, R.I.P

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craig david

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johnny depp

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orlando bloom

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david beckham

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it started with a solitary goatee, in homage to roberto baggio.


You a Milan fan, Synergy777 ?

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ac milan yes. i liked them since i was young, watching baresi, maldini, donadoni, rijkaard, hullit, van basten. then weah, roberto baggio, shevchenko. now its kaka, and my fave gattuso. my first football top i brought was milan away kit, i love the red/black stripes, one of the best tops in football. and as for the san siro, the milan colliseum, lol

forza rossineri

we need capello for the england job, or lippi.

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i like my avh/big pun/cd beard, you are just jealous, nah, only joking, each to their own.

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ROFL...she doesn't look to happy lol

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ROFL...she doesn't look to happy lol

Well she is my Mum....:rolleyes:

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tommy stop slurping those catapillars

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tommy stop slurping those catapillars

sorry, it's a real deep habit...

[nuit]

wanna borrow my immac?

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wanna borrow my immac?

erm... No.... Though if you can set me up for borrowing lydia for a night then hey, am in there :D

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cracker thread strider :D I have been guilty of sporting a cheesy "Selleck" mo in the past *blushes with embarrassment*

check these out
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cracker thread strider :D I have been guilty of sporting a cheesy "Selleck" mo in the past *blushes with embarrassment*

check these out
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Quality mate, am pmsl here....

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I basically love the 'tache'..

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erm... No.... Though if you can set me up for borrowing lydia for a night then hey, am in there :D


hey do i look like huggy "i'm a pimp" bear?

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hey do i look like huggy "i'm a pimp" bear?

Kinda, yeah...

[nuit]

wow your compliments are overwhelming

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[lydia78]

Pollock LMAO...go girl!!lol:D:D


and strider i don't work with no pimp man LOL

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you tell him lydia

[strider]

Pollock LMAO...go girl!!lol:D:D


and strider i don't work with no pimp man LOL

Oh... I'm heartbroken :cool:

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you tell him lydia

Hey and you can just be quiet for 2 minutes :rolleyes:

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hungarian tache

Big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip
and pulled to the side.
The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum
of 1.5cm beyond the end of the upper lip.

Aids are allowed.

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Chinese Musketeer Imperial

Facial Hair grown only on chin, upper and lower lip.
Beard and moustache may be styled but without aids.
Aids are not allowed. Moustache not required.
hin shaved with moustache allowed to start to grow up
to a maximum of 2 cm beyond and below the end of the upper lip.
Tips long and pulled down.

Aids are allowed.

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Dali Tache

Slender with long tips, straight up or arching up.
The hairs are only allowed to start growing up to
the end of the upper lip.
Aids are allowed.


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English Tache

Slender, beginning from the middle of the upper lip
with the hairs extremely long and pulled to the side.
Tips may be lifted slightly.
The hairs are only allowed to start growing up to
the end of the upper lip.

Aids are allowed.


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Imperial Tache

Hair to be grown only on cheeks and upper lip.
Moustache integrated.
The ends must point upwards and not be curled over.

Aids are allowed.

Legal aids would include wax, hair spray and other hair cosmetics. Unnatural hair colour, false facial hair, hair extensions and any form of hair pins are strictly forbidden.
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Hey and you can just be quiet for 2 minutes :rolleyes:


you talking to me ?

i am hurt :(

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you talking to me ?

i am hurt :(

Erm...sorry...

[nuit]

:(

[strider]

:(

Oh nuit, like you haven't got half of the forum 'boys' running up your ass.. Come on darling..

[nuit]

you sound jealous strider!! but for your info no i have not very far from it

[lookfar]

Oh nuit, like you haven't got half of the forum 'boys' running up your ass.. Come on darling..

Eeewwww strider!!!:eek::eek:;)

[strider]

you sound jealous strider!! but for your info no i have not very far from it

What on earth would I be jelous about nuit?

Don't get me wrong here, I think you are extremely good looking but give me a lydia78 or lookfar any day of the week :D

[nuit]

i did not realise that i was offered to you

[strider]

i did not realise that i was offered to you

That's not quite what I was saying, so i'm sorry if it was offered in the wrong way...

[pollock]

Taches anyone?

:D
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[nuit]

What on earth would I be jelous about nuit?

Don't get me wrong here, I think you are extremely good looking but give me a lydia78 or lookfar any day of the week :D


actually you seem to think that looks bother me..........they don't
i rate a good 50% of the female population above me, i wake up top myself every morning and believe it is like looking at morticia adams
so what exactly are you trying to get at strider? if you have any balls about you then spill

[nuit]

That's not quite what I was saying, so i'm sorry if it was offered in the wrong way...

no obviously you are not so if you have aproblem with me then step up to the plate and tell all, please i mean i am intrigued now

[strider]

actually you seem to think that looks bother me..........they don't
i rate a good 50% of the female population above me, i wake up top myself every morning and believe it is like looking at morticia adams
so what exactly are you trying to get at strider? if you have any balls about you then spill

Bit of a contradiction there darling.. If you rate 50 percent above you, then you must rate 50 percent below you!?!?!?!?!

[lookfar]

Taches anyone?

:D
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Hey pollock honey, good to see you back!!!:D Have missed you & I hope you're well....:)
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif

[nuit]

Bit of a contradiction there darling.. If yuo rate 50 percent above you, then you must rate 50 percent below you!?!?!?!?!


yeah concieted as it may be i do

so your problem with me ?

[pollock]

Im fine Lookfar, thank you!
Missed you too!

http://************************.org/files/infinitelove/smilies/heart_emoticon.gif
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[strider]

yeah concieted as it may be i do

so your problem with me ?

Nothing at all honey, it was just an observation...

[thirdwave]

Bit of a contradiction there darling.. If yuo rate 50 percent above you, then you must rate 50 percent below you!?!?!?!?!

I don't think how attractive you do or don't find her has much to do with Famous Moustaches ...while you are more than entitled to your views on women lets not take it out on nuit and get back on topic....

[thirdwave]

yeah concieted as it may be i do

so your problem with me ?

please can you iron out your differences via PM...

[strider]

I don't think how attractive you do or don't find her has much to do with Famous Moustaches ...while you are more than entitled to your views on women lets not take it out on nuit and get back on topic....

Erm it wasn't me who took it of the 'tache' topic mate.. I was just answering a question and being honest...

[nuit]

Nothing at all honey, it was just an observation...

yeah well observe this i take my clothes off for money i make fucking good money at it. Does that make me a bad person? no !!
Does it make me a bad parent? no
my son is a straight A student
Does it pay my bills and keep a roof over my head? yes

do i give a fuck about your opinion of me ?
no
why?
yopu do not count in my life
but next time you buy the sunday sport or playboy to wank to, browse through it i will be in there

[optimus pigpot]

I don't think how attractive you do or don't find her has much to do with Famous Moustaches ...while you are more than entitled to your views on women lets not take it out on nuit and get back on topic....

Thirdwave to the rescue.... Again...

Strider obviously likes to come the put down on women as he uses the word darling..

I for one think nuit makes very relevant posts changes her image and still get's called "Darling".

From now on Strider should call everyone darling......... But he is comfortable about his sexuality......hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

By order Optimus pigpot

[strider]

yeah well observe this i take my clothes off for money i make fucking good money at it. Does that make me a bad person? no !!
Does it make me a bad parent? no
my son is a straight A student
Does it pay my bills and keep a roof over my head? yes

do i give a fuck about your opinion of me ?
no
why?
yopu do not count in my life
but next time you buy the sunday sport or playboy to wank to, browse through it i will be in there

Erm, I'm pretty sure I didn't say anything about this...

Just for the record, I'm really good mates with a prostitute and we get on very well, so that's a bit further than you go... She's a great person and very very funny and we've had some amazing times together, so don't be putting that bull shit card on my table please nuit before you even know me..

I'm not sure what your game is to be fair, and I really don't wanna know.. We've had a good chat over at the IL forum and I think you're a nice girl nuit, and more. So please don't be arguing with me over something that is a bit waft.. If you have a real problem with me, then, please PM me and I'll be as honest as possible.. No hard feelings eh, it's just daft...

[strider]

Thirdwave to the rescue.... Again...

Strider obviously likes to come the put down on women as he uses the word darling..

I for one think nuit makes very relevant posts changes her image and still get's called "Darling".

From now on Strider should call everyone darling......... But he is comfortable about his sexuality......hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

By order Optimus pigpot

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[lookfar]

Looks like the issue has been resolved to me, so before it goes even more off topic, can we please keep it on track everyone? Thanks so much!!!:D

[strider]

E....... Wooooooooo WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Erm o.k.... I do feel a bit hungry actually...

[nuit]

see that is my problem i thought you and i were cool, but you seemed to start this subliminal shit against me, and i never back down
i am open about what i do and have done, do i need condeming over it?
dont really give a fuck you do not walk in my shoes (if you did you would probably break your neck)

[adimon]

Hey strider. Got anything you wanna say to me?

I'm in a good mood to be vented on.

[pollock]

http://waf.eps.hw.ac.uk/images/WOW/moustache.jpeg

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[strider]

Nuit, I have tried to explain my thing and that it was never anything against you, that much was obvious by the way we were gettin on earlier on the IL forum..

I can't be arsed to fight tonight guys, there is no point.. Me and nuit were getting on great earlier and it's just been blown out of proportion.. Sorry if I upset you nuit o,k, ;)

[adimon]

I can't be arsed to fight tonight guys, there is no point.

So why did ya pick a fight with me the other day Strider? :mad:

[lydia78]

WTF happened here??
FFS...try and have a laugh and it backfires lol

well strider, this ones for you hunny

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now let the power of the tache move us beyond the drama.:D

[lookfar]

So why did ya pick a fight with me the other day Strider? :mad:

Adimon, can we please keep this thread on topic. The issue has been resolved from what I can see here, strider has explained the misunderstanding so lets not try & cause a fight here please. If you have a problem, please voice it via PM & not on the forum. Thank you :)

[nuit]

Nuit, I have tried to explain my thing and that it was never anything against you, that much was obvious by the way we were gettin on earlier on the IL forum..

I can't be arsed to fight tonight guys, there is no point.. Me and nuit were getting on great earlier and it's just been blown out of proportion.. Sorry if I upset you nuit o,k, ;)

i am good if you are live n let live n all that

[lookfar]

WTF happened here??
FFS...try and have a laugh and it backfires lol

well strider, this ones for you hunny

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1381

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now let the power of the tache move us beyond the drama.:D

LMAO Lyds & what great power it has, lol!!!!:D

[lydia78]

LMAO Lyds & what great power it has, lol!!!!:D

Hopefully enough to keep the gobshites from wrecking its power lol:D:D

[adimon]

Adimon, can we please keep this thread on topic. The issue has been resolved from what I can see here, strider has explained the misunderstanding so lets not try & cause a fight here please. If you have a problem, please voice it via PM & not on the forum. Thank you :)

I've had absolutely no explanation from Strider in regard to his outburst to me the other day. He dismissed the PM I sent him and totally disrespected me. I had forgotten about it. Then I see him dissing Nuit.

To be honest, I couldn't give a shit whether a thread on moustaches goes off topic. I joined this off-topic argument late in the day, no-one's acknowledged my opinion and Strider didn't seem to care about keeping it on-topic, so why would I?

There are plenty of other threads that don't get the same treatment.

[lookfar]

I've had absolutely no explanation from Strider in regard to his outburst to me the other day. He dismissed the PM I sent him and totally disrespected me. I had forgotten about it. Then I see him dissing Nuit.

To be honest, I couldn't give a shit whether a thread on moustaches goes off topic. I joined this off-topic argument late in the day, no-one's acknowledged my opinion and Strider didn't seem to care about keeping it on-topic, so why would I?

There are plenty of other threads that don't get the same treatment.

Like I said just now adimon, if you have a problem with anyone can you please keep it to PM as the open forum is not the place for it. If you continue this dialogue, when strider has already said his piece on this thread, then I'm sorry but I will be forced to delete your posts.

Everyone else is trying to keep this topic going & you have to respect that. If other threads go off topic then we do our best to keep them on track too. Unfortunately there are not enough of us to view every single thread on here, but we do all try our best. Your co-operation would be appreciated :)

[strider]

So why did ya pick a fight with me the other day Strider? :mad:

Well that was the other night adimon.. My pm is always there if you want to carry this on...

Oh and by the way, thanks for completey derailing this thread...

[lydia78]

How the moustache won an empire
By PIERS BRENDON - More by this author »

Last updated at 14:48pm on 11th October 2007

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The British Empire was the greatest and most diverse the world has ever seen.

At its height, it was seven times the size of the Roman Empire, its Navy ruled the oceans and a quarter of the earth was painted red on the map.


Military victories, trade expansion and a talent for bureaucracy all played a part - but so did the humble moustache.

As Britain's influence stretched across the globe, the moustaches worn by our fighting men and leaders flourished, but by the time of the postcolonial humiliation of Suez in 1956, the prime minister of the day, Anthony Eden, sported an apologetic, hardly noticeable growth.

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The rise and fall of the Empire was reflected in the waxing - literally, sometimes - and waning of the hair on generations of stiff upper lips.

The impetus for the fashion came from two sources. It began during the Napoleonic Wars of 1799 to 1815 when some British officers began to emulate fighting Frenchmen, whose moustaches were said to be "appurtenances of terror".

At about the same time, Britons, who by then formed the dominant caste in India, adopted the customs of the country, smoking hookahs, drinking a locally distilled spirit called arrack, wearing pyjamas and growing moustaches.

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By the 1830s this sort of behaviour was condemned as "going native" and the British were discouraged from adopting such ways.

But some Indian habits remained - the British continued to eat curry, kedgeree and mulligatawny soup.

And the moustache became imperative because it was seen as a potent symbol of virility. As one contemporary noted, Indians looked upon "the bare faces of the English with amazement and contempt", regarding as na-mard (unmanly) countenances emasculated by the razor.

British soldiers, in particular, could not afford to appear less masculine and aggressive than their Indian comrades in the Army.

They had to assert the supremacy of the imperial race.

So began what became known as "the moustache movement".

It scored an early victory in 1831 when the 16th Lancers hailed with delight an order permitting them to wear moustaches. But the battle for this war-like appendage was far from won.

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In 1843, for example, political officer James Abbott's 'large mustachios' raised eyebrows, despite his gallant feats on the north-west frontier.

Such hirsute accessories - condemned by some as being worn by "the vulgar clever" - still seemed to many a foreign affectation, the kind of thing expected only of French coxcombs.

And when Lord Dalhousie, the Governor-General of India, disparaged "capillary decorations" in 1849 they fell like leaves in October.

But they soon sprouted again, especially when newspapers campaigned for them. In 1854, moustaches were made compulsory for European troops of the East India Company's Bombay army and they were enthusiastically adopted elsewhere.

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The Royal Durban Rangers at once ceased to shave their upper lips, for instance, and the Durban Mercury complimented them on their improved appearance.

Moustaches were religiously cultivated and subjected to severe discipline, enforced by Queen's Regulations which by the 1860s had made them obligatory.

They were brushed and pomaded. The follicles were fertilised with patent unguents such as Ayre's Formula, Elliott's Tonic Lotion and Oldridge's Balm of Columbia. The topiary luxuriance was trained with iron curling tongs.

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During and after the Crimean War, barbers advertised different patterns such as the Raglan and the Cardigan, the latter "a remarkable affair, alternately billowing out and narrowing".

Moustaches were clipped and trimmed until they curved like sabres and bristled like bayonets. Their ends were waxed and given a soldierly erection.

They became the talisman of militant imperialists such as Alfred Milner, who served in Egypt and South Africa in the late-19th century; Frederick Lugard, a governor of Hong Kong and Nigeria; Lieutenant-Colonel D.M.C.T.

Lumsden who served in India at the turn of the 20th century; and the great explorer of Africa Sir Richard Burton (who challenged a fellow Oxford undergraduate to a duel for laughing at his moustache, which matured into the most prodigious walrus of the age).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=486942&in_page_id=1770

[lookfar]

i am good if you are live n let live n all that

Thank you nuit, it's much appreciated :)

[lydia78]

the lying pigs of politics can't handle tache power

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If you believe politics today suffers from an ideological vacuum, there is probably only one way to tell Labour from the Tories - facial hair.

Ever since Margaret Thatcher announced she "wouldn't tolerate any minister of mine wearing a beard", male Tory politicians with an ounce of ambition have been slaves to the daily shave.

Now Labour's beleaguered-looking official candidate for London mayor, Frank Dobson, has been given the same advice.



Just a trim Mr Dobson? "Get stuffed"

The perennially-bearded former health secretary has been warned by Labour pollster, Phillip Gould, that voters find facial hair a turn off.

Mr Dobson, who is determined to be his own man, was unimpressed by the image maker's bare-faced cheek. "Get stuffed," was his blunt reply to the suggestion.

But all the evidence shows he is swimming against the tide. Many Labour high fliers have sacrificed facial hair in the name of naked ambition.

Even Ken Livingstone, who, as his 1980s alter-ego "Red Ken" sported a light moustache, has cleaned his act up. Never one to miss a pithy aside, the former GLC leader advised if his arch-rival wants to look like a "youthful spring chicken" then he should shave.



A beard never did Santa Claus any harm

But there are many points of view in the argument about facial hair:


In Westminster politics, beards and moustaches are definitely on the decline. William Hague's shadow cabinet is a clean sweep of the freshly shaven and there is little room for facial hair in the government.

Robin Cook and David Blunkett stand firm but Peter Mandelson, Alastair Darling, Geoff Hoon and Stephen Byers have said goodbye to their bristles. However, hardline Labour backbenchers such as Jeremy Corbyn and Paul Flynn continue to sport beards as does Tony Blair loyalist Lord Puttnam.


Support for Richard Nixon plummeted when in 1960, he forgot to shave before appearing in a televised head-to-head with fresh faced presidential hopeful John F Kennedy.


Psychologists speculate that beards are perceived as dishonest because they cover the face. Certainly, among schoolchildren of a certain age, stroking the chin while repeating "Jimmy Hill" was a roundabout way of telling someone they were fibbing.

However, cynics say the political problem comes down to age - beards look old, and that does not help project an image of youthful dynamism.


Mrs Thatcher was not alone in taking against facial plumage. Walt Disney and Ross Perot both banned beards among employees, while the supermarket chain Aldi insisted all staff were "clean shaven".

The Swedish furniture retailer Ikea briefly took against bearded customers at its Bristol store. In what turned out to be an advertising campaign, the store said it would issue "beard permits" to determined shoppers.


The scientific name for a beard wearers is a pognopholic, while Labour spin doctors might claim pogonophobia - fear of beards.


Standing up for the rights of the bearded is the Beard Liberation Front. Spokesman Keith Flett said the Ikea ban was "reinforcing the attitude that says it is OK to discriminate against someone because of who they are or how they look".

Mr Flett blamed a "beardist conspiracy" for insisting the great Scottish poet, Robert Burns, did not have bristles. He says that like most Scotsmen of his time, he would have had a thicket of facial hair.


Amid all the anti-beard feeling, it's easy to forget that some notable men have sported whiskers to great and recognisable effect. They include Jesus, Santa Claus, Rasputin, Karl Marx and Abraham Lincoln.
Mr Dobson might like to muse on the last fact. Like Messrs Cook and Blunkett, his whiskers may be old-style Labour but his face is well known. Without his beard, he could be just another anonymous politician.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/676069.stm

[lydia78]

:D:Dhave we emigrated again??lol:D

[strider]

Lydia....Fucking quality :D

[adzboarder]

I cant believe it, theres all this shit going on and we're talking about moustaches - GENIUS!!

Some great specimens here guys. :D

[lookfar]

I cant believe it, theres all this shit going on and we're talking about moustaches - GENIUS!!

Some great specimens here guys. :D

Hehe I know, it's funny isn't it!!:D Lyds is on a roll with the info, go girl, lol!!:D

[lydia78]

Moustache - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Etymology
The word Moustache comes to the English language via the Middle French Moustache which in turn is derived from the Old Italian Mustacchio which originates from the Middle Greek Moustaki, a diminutive of Greek mystak-, mystax upper lip, mustache.[1]

The word is pronounced with the stress either on the first syllable or, more often, on the second syllable.


[edit] Vernacular names
Some common abbreviations for the moustache are stache, tache, tash, and mo. In Liverpool the moustache is known as a "muzzy"[2]

There are numerous humorous, derogatory or slang terms for the moustache mostly reflecting its resemblance to a variety of animals, its tendency to retain food and drink, its supposed magical powers, or its supposed aid in sexual activity. LMAO:D

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History

Horseman, Pazyryk felt artifact, ca. 300 BC. horseman with wonsal style moustache and partially shaved headShaving with stone razors was technologically possible from Neolithic times but the oldest portrait showing a shaved man with a mustache is a Scythian horseman from 300 BC.


Philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche


In more modern history, moustaches have been worn by military men. The number of nations, regiments and ranks were equalled only by the number of styles and variations. Generally, the younger men and lower ranks wore the smaller and less elaborate moustaches. As a man advanced in rank, his moustache would become thicker and bushier, until he was permitted to wear a full beard.[citation needed] For a glimpse into this colourful and noble past, refer to the works of famous military artists.

In Western cultures women generally remove facial hair, though many are capable of growing it and have done so, usually in the form of thin moustaches. The artist Frida Kahlo famously depicted herself with both a moustache and a unibrow. This tradition is followed by some contemporary women in the arts.[3][4][5]

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An English moustache was formerly used in melodramas, movies and comic books as a shorthand indication of villainy. Snidely Whiplash, for example, was characterized by his moustache and his cape. It should be noted that stock character 1920s male attire is generally a top hat, a handlebar moustache, and a monocle.

[lydia78]

Hehe I know, it's funny isn't it!!:D Lyds is on a roll with the info, go girl, lol!!:D

lmao....yeah got a bit of a tache fixation thanks to striders tache conditioning today lol:D:D

[lydia78]

I cant believe it, theres all this shit going on and we're talking about moustaches - GENIUS!!

Some great specimens here guys. :D

Its all about the Tache Azboarder;):D

[synergy777]

beards rock, taches are cool., but goatees/beards are pretty hard work keeping, trim, straight lines etc. also in many cultures, especially asian/latin/african, its a sign of wisdom/manhood.

[lydia78]

http://mustachesummer.com/poetry/spell.html

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Tache poetry

M is for the Man who wears hair on his face
U is for the Unique way he lives
S is for the Styly way he jives the place
T is for the Tickley kiss he gives
A is for the Articulate manner in which he speaks
C is for his Corned beef & hash
H is for his Hair growing from cheek to cheek
E is for his Erotic.....manly.....mustache
Kristi Berg

LOL:D

[lydia78]

beards rock, taches are cool., but goatees/beards are pretty hard work keeping, trim, straight lines etc. also in many cultures, especially asian/latin/african, its a sign of wisdom/manhood.

You've got a pretty cool beard/tache going on yourself Syn..got any tips?lol:D
ever thought of going walrus tache style?

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LOL:D;)

[dondaz]

Hey Strider, this is a WOW thread:D I grow a goaty once in a while, but I wouldn't fancy one of these everyone been posting. Who would take you serious?

Unusual and funny thread. :D:)

[synergy777]

my beard is an armand van helden/big pun copy. i like it, got used to it now.

when i am older, i will adopt a sean connery look, lol

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1695/khomeiniconnery1yf7.jpg

[lydia78]

my beard is an armand van helden/big pun copy. i like it, got used to it now.

when i am older, i will adopt a sean connery look, lol

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1695/khomeiniconnery1yf7.jpg

Very Swish!!;):cool:

[synergy777]

you can see the persian/celtic genetics, lol

[lydia78]

you really can!! Thats pretty amazing actuallly:eek:

[synergy777]

heres another celtic/persian connection. all you have to is look, and ask as a species, are really that different? look beyond mainstream history, with its self contradictory timelines/contact. they speak of alexander etc then pretend we didn't know eachother until mid 17th century, lol

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8642/145379ia6.jpg

[woghd]

I havn't shaved in ten years.

I look like a Goth Hillbilly.

Archangel

[steevo]

Infinite facial hair is the only truth, everything else is illusion.

[mountain]

http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/mattfraggle2.jpg

[steevo]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[adimon]

I have to say I agree that Connery bears a resemblance, but Keane/Ahmedinnerjacket don't look anything like one another.

[carlg1212]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8445/moustachead2.jpg

This ones for you T

F

That's what I'm talking about.

[carlg1212]

my beard is an armand van helden/big pun copy. i like it, got used to it now.

when i am older, i will adopt a sean connery look, lol

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1695/khomeiniconnery1yf7.jpg

That's appropriate...bin Laden's an actor, too.

http://www.september11news.com/OsamsBinLaden2Lrg.jpg

[carlg1212]

heres another celtic/persian connection. all you have to is look, and ask as a species, are really that different? look beyond mainstream history, with its self contradictory timelines/contact. they speak of alexander etc then pretend we didn't know eachother until mid 17th century, lol

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8642/145379ia6.jpg

Hmmm...I'm part Irish, so this may explain my affinity towards Persian women. Don't mean to distract from the thread so I'll post a link: http://www.spenderella.com/i/celebrities/Bahar_Soomekh.jpg

[pollock]

Infinite facial hair is the only truth, everything else is illusion.

No, no, no, thats not how it goes, its like this:

"Infinite Tache is the only truth, everything else is a beard!"

F

[lydia78]

No, no, no, thats not how it goes, its like this:

"Infinite Tache is the only truth, everything else is a beard!"

F

LMAO...Go Pollock!!:D:D;)

[strider]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8445/moustachead2.jpg

This ones for you T

F

Wow.. All for me eh :D

I'm honoured F ;)

[strider]

http://www.tache-off.co.uk/2007/images/gallery/group.jpg

[lookfar]

LMAO strider, is that guy on the end with his eyes half closed getting felt up or what???!!!!:eek:;):p

[strider]

http://www.tache-off.co.uk/2007/images/supertal.jpg

[strider]

LMAO strider, is that guy on the end with his eyes half closed getting felt up or what???!!!!:eek:;):p

ROFL.. Only you could've spotted that :D:D:D

[strider]

The dirty secret behind the World Beard & Moustache Championships

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/tac.jpg

The World Beard & Moustache Championships was a truly global event this year. Beamed across the world, on the front page of every national newspaper and wowing Flickr with the most group pool ever.

But.... BUT!

I bet you didn't hear a whisper about the kids' event, did you? Oh no. Big fucking media clampdown on that.

Basically there are 4 categories, 0-2 years, 3-6 years, 6-10 years* and the most controversial, the pre-natal beard category. Children are forcefed massive doses of male testosterone, some of the Belgian entries were even injected with a litre or two of bull's semen!

They are often kept out of school, in order that their mothers can maximise the amount of time spent shaping their facial hair into amusing shapes (the winner of the Freestyle Baby Beard had all four Teletubbies prancing about on her upper lip).

The children are freaks, preened and groomed by their obsessive parents, and paraded around the competition like pedigree pets.

It's cruel, it's barbaric, but what are you going to do? It's art.


* Kids over 10 are considered adults and can enter the main event.

[strider]

http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/graphics/banner.png

What Is The Eric Conspiracy?

Around 1987 someone on the newsgroup talk.bizarre uttered a semi-incoherent rant observing that there seemed to be an awful lot of hackers named Eric around -- ``and have you noticed'' (he said) ``that they all have moustaches and they're all UNIX system manglers?'' He then opined that these must be the secret signs of an insidious conspiracy.

Well, there went our deep, dark, ancient secret! No point in the hooded robes and solemn blood oaths of silence sworn by guttering torchlight anymore. Usenet has spoken. Yes, there is an Eric Conspiracy. You, too, may be eligible to join, use our nifty logo on your home page, and participate in our sinister plans for network and world domination!

http://www.catb.org/~esr/ecsl/graphics/ecsllogo2.png

Who Can Be a Member?


To become an initiate of the Eric Conspiracy, you must meet the following criteria:

1. You must be an Eric

You may match on first, last, or middle name(s). We're not orthography bigots, if you're an Erik or Erich or Eirik you are also eligible. We're not sexists either, so Ericas and Erikas are also welcome. We've even managed not to be speciesist -- one of the qualified members is a cat.

2. You must have a Moustache

An eligible moustache may be real or virtual. You have a real moustache if you wear visible hair immediately above your upper lip. You have a virtual moustache if (a) you can produce pictures or the attestation of an initiated member to prove that you once had a real moustache, or (b) you can fake it. (Ericas and Erikas are encouraged to fake it.)

3. You must Mangle Unix

You are presumptively considered a Unix mangler if you are a Unix hacker, developer, or system administrator. If you are a Unix user, you are eligible if you have ever (a) run Unix on a home machine, (b) crashed your Unix host, (c) cracked your Unix host, (d) logged in late at night because you got tired of getting totally lagged during the day, thus ensuring that your host is swamped all the time.

Borderline cases will be decided by the iron whim of the initiated membership. (Yes, we can be bribed.)

Solemn Laws Of The Eric Conspiracy

When asked if you are really a initiate of a sinister conspiracy to dominate the net and/or world, silently leave the room, say ``No comment'', smile without speaking or otherwise contrive to leave the questioner nervous, confused, and just a little more paranoid than he/she was before.
At Eric Conspiracy meetings or while on Conspiracy business, address other initiates as `Bruce' (just to keep things clear).
Always and everywhere, strive to earn Official Eric Conspiracy Coolness Points.

How to Earn Coolness Points

Any initiate can award another initiate Coolness Points. However, the award may be vetoed by any initiate with more coolness points than the awarder (but it's bad form to do this often). Here are some ways to earn Coolness Points:

Practice your sinister maniacal laughter for use on noninitiates.
Recruit new members.

Use "Eric Conspiracy Secret Labs" as your Organization line. For extra sinister effect, add the following header to your outgoing mail and news: "X-Eric-Conspiracy: There is no conspiracy".

Carrying the logo and a link back to the Conspiracy page on your home page.
Pull off a particularly neat Unix hack.

Recover bits of arcane Eric Conspiracy lore via your pineal gland from the akashic records -- new Solemn Laws, sinister plans for world domination, etc.
Think up more ways for initiates to earn Coolness Points.

[lookfar]

ROFL.. Only you could've spotted that :D:D:D

LOL, I don't know what you're implying by that statement, but I thought it was rather obvious from looking at the pic & the look on his face, lol!!:rolleyes:;):p

[strider]

LOL, I don't know what you're implying by that statement, but I thought it was rather obvious from looking at the pic & the look on his face, lol!!:rolleyes:;):p

Well I was personally focused on the deeply spiritual 'taches' :rolleyes:

[lookfar]

Well I was personally focused on the deeply spiritual 'taches' :rolleyes:

Ahhh, so that's where I went wrong then, lol!!:rolleyes:;):p Although he did look like he was having a "deepy spiritual" experience, well almost hehe!!:rolleyes:

[strider]

Ahhh, so that's where I went wrong then, lol!!:rolleyes:;):p Although he did look like he was having a "deepy spiritual" experience, well almost hehe!!:rolleyes:

Hehe he certainly does.. If I didn't know better I'd say he was just about to... erm.. yeah that :rolleyes:

[synergy777]

carl you like persian women, i like irish/celt women especially the raven haired/black hair and the fiery red heads. andrea corr/keira knightley/courtney cox are beautiful.

[steevo]

No, no, no, thats not how it goes, its like this:

"Infinite Tache is the only truth, everything else is a beard!"

F

THAT'S what I meant, it just wouldnt come out. Cheers Pollock! :D lol

[lookfar]

Hehe he certainly does.. If I didn't know better I'd say he was just about to... erm.. yeah that :rolleyes:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:;)

[lydia78]

The dirty secret behind the World Beard & Moustache Championships

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/tac.jpg

The World Beard & Moustache Championships was a truly global event this year. Beamed across the world, on the front page of every national newspaper and wowing Flickr with the most group pool ever.

But.... BUT!

I bet you didn't hear a whisper about the kids' event, did you? Oh no. Big fucking media clampdown on that.

Basically there are 4 categories, 0-2 years, 3-6 years, 6-10 years* and the most controversial, the pre-natal beard category. Children are forcefed massive doses of male testosterone, some of the Belgian entries were even injected with a litre or two of bull's semen!

They are often kept out of school, in order that their mothers can maximise the amount of time spent shaping their facial hair into amusing shapes (the winner of the Freestyle Baby Beard had all four Teletubbies prancing about on her upper lip).

The children are freaks, preened and groomed by their obsessive parents, and paraded around the competition like pedigree pets.

It's cruel, it's barbaric, but what are you going to do? It's art.


* Kids over 10 are considered adults and can enter the main event.

LMAO Yes I had to enlarge the font and colour it green cos that cracked me up LOL...how insensitive of me :o LOL:D:D:D

[pedsi]

.............Sorry must dash!!

[lydia78]

.............Sorry must dash!!

Really??:rolleyes: where to?

[lydia78]

There was a time when the moustache ruled God's green Earth.
This time is loosely referred to as "the '70s and '80s."

Since then, times have been rough for the once-beloved segment
of facial hair, as the fashion statement went the way of the Michael Jackson. And along with it, we lost cherished memories and would forever
strain to use the word "wispy."

Just looking at some of the biggest stars of the late '70s and '80s,
it's unclear what's more astonishing: that moustaches have almost completely vanished from the mainstream radar or that moustaches
were ever so widespread to begin with.

The '80s were, in fact, a time where moustaches were not just tolerated - they were loved. Just looking at the icons of my youth, it is mind-boggling to realize that none of them would reach any level of popularity in an era of Mountain Dew marketing, the Internet and a general lack of high-profile opportunities for people with moustaches.

But as much as the '80s were dominated by synthesizers, Reaganomics and gigantic hairdos, it's obvious that moustaches were just as important. In those days, you couldn't watch a game of hockey or open a pack of baseball cards without encountering a gentleman with a furry critter hanging over his lip.

The video game industry would be nothing without that mustachioed, pudgy plumber Super Mario. Who can forget the balding, 'roided-out phenomenon that was Hulk Hogan? Few mastered the art of 'stache-emoting quite like The Hulkster. Indeed, nearly every facet of mainstream pop culture featured a mustachioed dude - from TV shows such as "Magnum P.I." to pop demigods like Hall and Oates. And we cannot - for a second - forget the contributions comedian Richard Pryor made to moustachehood.

And let's not forget the fabled history of the moustache, one that chronicles some of the highest points and lowest lows of society (the '80s would be pretty low, by the way).

Some of the most influential people to walk the Earth had a gnarly or at least distinct moustache.
Continued...
http://media.www.ntdaily.com/media/storage/paper877/news/2006/08/29/Arts/Moustache.Mania-2249925.shtml

:D

BRING BACK THE TACHE!!!!!!

[carlg1212]

carl you like persian women, i like irish/celt women especially the raven haired/black hair and the fiery red heads. andrea corr/keira knightley/courtney cox are beautiful.

I can see why
http://www.sarahdunn.com/images/Andrea_Corr_SDU.jpg

[lydia78]

1393

1394

The female Gringo style tache..unusual but possible..

1395

Its really taking off in feminist circles...you see men, anything you can do we can do BETTER!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D;)

[strider]

1393

1394

The female Gringo style tache..unusual but possible..

1395

Its really taking off in feminist circles...you see men, anything you can do we can do BETTER!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D;)

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How on earth did you keep a straight face when you were taking these??

Lydia, you're an absolute fucking legend :D

[lydia78]

Dunno...my tache like will power lol...
heres the curly tache style:


1396

:D;)

[strider]

I think you may touched on something very big here Lyds.. I can almost feel the tache aura from here.. :rolleyes:

[lydia78]

1397

Not forgetting the tache counterpart for a classic female seer look....check out the hagrid beard man!!LOL:D

[strider]

1397

Not forgetting the tache counterpart for a classic female seer look....check out the hagrid beard man!!LOL:D

How on earth am I gonna be able to come back on this :eek::eek::eek:

This is gonna take some serious hard work...:D

[lydia78]

How on earth am I gonna be able to come back on this :eek::eek::eek:

This is gonna take some serious hard work...:D

Yeah, i know...the curse of being a man hey...us ladies know how to wear taches you see....lol:D;)

[strider]

Yeah, i know...the curse of being a man hey...us ladies know how to wear taches you see....lol:D;)

:eek: my masculinity has just flown out of the window!!!!!!

[lydia78]

1406

heres a tache for ya strider, may its force be with you!;)

[strider]

Just for you Lydia :D:D:D

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/metash.jpg

[lydia78]

Just for you Lydia :D:D:D

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/metash.jpg

BRAVO *much applause*.....looking like you bout to party sellick style!!:D
you wearing a grass skirt there??:eek::D:D

[strider]

BRAVO *much applause*.....looking like you bout to party sellick style!!:D
you wearing a grass skirt there??:eek::D:D

:rolleyes:

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

yeah well observe this i take my clothes off for money i make fucking good money at it. Does that make me a bad person? no !!
Does it make me a bad parent? no
my son is a straight A student
Does it pay my bills and keep a roof over my head? yes

do i give a fuck about your opinion of me ?
no
why?
yopu do not count in my life
but next time you buy the sunday sport or playboy to wank to, browse through it i will be in there

really? :D

[lydia78]

Just for you Lydia :D:D:D

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/metash.jpg


Yep well no offence HL but that has nothing to do with taches...so back on topic please:D:D:D;)

[lydia78]

Yep well no offence HL but that has nothing to do with taches...so back on topic please:D:D:D;)

actually you look good with a fake paper tache strider:D;)

[strider]

actually you look good with a fake paper tache strider:D;)

Heheheh.. I reckon it's the 'menu' that really gives it the edge.. If you double click it, it will give you a whole selection of ready made internet taches. Pretty vital in toppling the NWO i'll have you know...:rolleyes:

[lydia78]

Heheheh.. I reckon it's the 'menu' that really gives it the edge.. If you double click it, it will give you a whole selection of ready made internet taches. Pretty vital in toppling the NWO i'll have you know...:rolleyes:

LMAO...menu a la strider tache *tache smiley* :D

[melika]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/OMelikaO/Picture051.jpg

wat ya think sis?

[melika]

Dunno...my tache like will power lol...
heres the curly tache style:


1396

:D;)

You should stop shaving lyd, so you can really have one!

[strider]

You should stop shaving lyd, so you can really have one!

Hehehe, the truth has finally come out!! Now we know just why you are so obsessed with the woman tache Lyds, kinda covering your own tracks huh??? :D

[strider]

LMAO...menu a la strider tache *tache smiley* :D

http://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gifhttp://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gifhttp://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gif

[tinmenace]

Ok, I saw a weird mustache avatar at another forum...:confused:

:p

[strider]

Ok, I saw a weird mustache avatar at another forum...:confused:

:p

That wouldn't be Mrs T would it aka john drake at the IL forum? ;)

[tinmenace]

That wouldn't be Mrs T would it aka john drake at the IL forum? ;)

:eek: No!

:p:D

[strider]

:eek: No!

:p:D

:D

You really should've been in the chat box earlier tin, tiswas aka john drake had clearly drunk far too much white cider and completely let their guard slip.. I was pretty certain anyway, but now it's just so obvious...

[tinmenace]

:D

You really should've been in the chat box earlier tin, tiswas aka john drake had clearly drunk far too much white cider and completely let their guard slip.. I was pretty certain anyway, but now it's just so obvious...

Got a transcript? :D

[strider]

Got a transcript? :D

Unfortunately not.. :cool::D

[lydia78]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/OMelikaO/Picture051.jpg

wat ya think sis?


LMAO

Where the hell did you come from missy?? LOL...OMG im no longer safe...lil sis is on the case!!!:eek:

Ill stop shaving kiddo if you start using your anal seepage cream!! LOL:D;)
XXXXXXmwah!

[lydia78]

Hehehe, the truth has finally come out!! Now we know just why you are so obsessed with the woman tache Lyds, kinda covering your own tracks huh??? :D

Hehheheh...well why did you think i had such an affinity with taches??:D

[lydia78]

http://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gifhttp://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gifhttp://forums.diabloii.net/images/d2images/smilies/large/smiley_french.gif

OMG!!! YESSSSSS!!! YOU are the ledge strider...where the hell did you find that?????

I am in awe and amazement *bowing to the tache smiley* LOL

1413

[lydia78]

Got a transcript? :D

Ah Tin!!!:) We miss you babe...good to see you here XXXXXXX

[strider]

OMG!!! YESSSSSS!!! YOU are the ledge strider...where the hell did you find that?????

I am in awe and amazement *bowing to the tache smiley* LOL

1413

You may now rise 'o tache disciple of the distant Lydia land'...

I could tell you where I found it, but then I would have to shave your newly found tache powers with a blunt bic razor.. Just ask Tom Selleck of the horrific fallout that can occur from this ritual..

Am I sensing a lack of respect for the tache here? :D:rolleyes:

[melika]

LMAO

Where the hell did you come from missy?? LOL...OMG im no longer safe...lil sis is on the case!!!:eek:

Ill stop shaving kiddo if you start using your anal seepage cream!! LOL:D;)
XXXXXXmwah!

you nicked my seepage cream for your boils!

[strider]

you nicked my seepage cream for your boils!

Hehe, all this insider information is very eye opening :D

[lydia78]

you nicked my seepage cream for your boils!

actually i used it to mold my tache kiddo...:D

[lydia78]

Hehe, all this insider information is very eye opening :D

Heheheh....yeah, forgot about that! Ive been betrayed my me kid sister...but thats okay, two can play that game hey lissy? heheheh...:D:D

[auron]

http://www.cricket.org/db/PICTURES/CMS/55400/55444.jpg

[auron]

http://www.skambu.net/files/World_facial_hair_championships_held_in_Brighton/1.jpg

[auron]

http://www.studio8.net/images/Ebay/Funny_Nose_glasses.JPG

[strider]

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS... We have a new tache disciple.. I will pm you the initiation rights soon Ant ;)

[2013]

1393

1394

The female Gringo style tache..unusual but possible..

1395



Hey leeeydia my seeestah you shame me and dishonour our family
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8130/vivazapaghamni3.jpg
you have much more machomoustache than me your brother , our mother is now crying in the chapel of santa maria praying for forgiveness for you .
All the banditos they laugh at me they say your sister is more of a man than you, do you think it s something in the water from the coca cola bottling plant go now and pray with your mother i forgive you even if the saints do not . :D

[strider]

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/imgphp.jpg

[strider]

Mustaches for Kids: An Overview


Mustaches for Kids is a volunteer-run organization started in Los Angeles in 1999 to do good and have fun by growing Mustaches for children's charities. Since its humble beginnings, Mustaches for Kids satellite chapters have spread across the continent, a steady expansion that is not unlike the measured, deliberate growth of a Mustache. Through the years, Mustaches for Kids has enlisted the efforts of hundreds of brave of Growers who, collectively, have raised over $150,000 for charities such as the Make-A-Wish Foundation, Children's Hospital of New Orleans, and San Francisco's Legal Services for Children.

http://www.mustachesforkids.org/images/photos/photo8.jpg

Here's how it works: Each year, during the four-week Growing Season between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Growers sprout sweet, sweet Mustaches. Per Mustaches for Kids bylaws, they shave their faces, except for the Mustache, a minimum of one time per week and solicit donations from friends, family, co-workers, and people in the community. Kind of like getting pledges to run a marathon. Without the exertion, cramping, or dehydration. Call it a facial hair marathon.
http://www.mustachesforkids.org/images/photos/photo7.jpg
At the end of the Growing Season, each Mustaches for Kids chapter hosts a Mustache Competition, which is a cross between a beauty pageant, dog show, and police line up. During the Competition, Growers, often in Mustache-enhancing costumes, are put through a test of mind, body, and Mustache and allow their facial hair to be evaluated by an independent panel of judges, and one Mustache is declared to be the "Sweetest."

So it's all pretty simple: mustache, charity, competition infused with meaningless pageantry. You can spare four weeks of your life for that.

In the words of our founders, "grow with us."

[strider]

http://static.flickr.com/54/136639432_94a1e1945e_o.jpg

[strider]

http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1388181739_e6d8e61ec0.jpg

[strider]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/04/89/23398904.jpg

[strider]

http://www.childrenwithspecialneeds.co.uk/static/content/cwsn/content/images/Patrons%20-%20Bruce%20Forsyth.jpg

http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/images/a/a3/Forsyth_bruce_white.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg

http://www.clickofthemoment.com/images/bruce_forsyth.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2007/10/images/bruce_forsyth_271x273.jpg

http://www.availableforpanto.com/brucie.jpg

http://www.robpetherick.co.uk/people/images/people5.jpg.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/STEVEDRAPERENTS/images/bruce.jpg

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/f/forsyb.jpg

[strider]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4000/Baby-Tom-Selleck--4382.jpg

[strider]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/50500/50783gmOK_w.jpg

[2013]

I see jimmy hill slipped in there in the middle with that chin he should of gone the whole hog ! :D
http://www.childrenwithspecialneeds.co.uk/static/content/cwsn/content/images/Patrons%20-%20Bruce%20Forsyth.jpg

http://www.ukgameshows.com/page/images/a/a3/Forsyth_bruce_white.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg

http://www.clickofthemoment.com/images/bruce_forsyth.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2007/10/images/bruce_forsyth_271x273.jpg

http://www.availableforpanto.com/brucie.jpg

http://www.robpetherick.co.uk/people/images/people5.jpg.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/STEVEDRAPERENTS/images/bruce.jpg

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/f/forsyb.jpg

[2013]

Alright calm down calm down they have bandits back in liverpool you know
de do doh dont de doh :D
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff267/strider6666/imgphp.jpg

[strider]

I see jimmy hill slipped in there in the middle with that chin he should of gone the whole hog ! :D

Shit, you're absolutely right!! I paid good money for that too under the pretense it was Brucie, I have been completely duped :D

[strider]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/graphics/2007/03/10/ftdet.jpg

http://www.fuk.co.uk/image/view/57103/preview

http://www.fuk.co.uk/files/jimspockrr7.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/tombarnettuk/jimmyhill.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a351/MattMob/jimmyPAUL.jpg

http://www.jimmyhill.co.uk/pics/jimcirc.gif

http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/presenters/hill.jpg

[2013]

Shit, you're absolutely right!! I paid good money for that too under the pretense it was Brucie, I have been completely duped :D

maybe they are chin twins! another thing he reminds me of tarantino in that red dress for some reason :D

[strider]

maybe they are chin twins!

:D:D:D

[lydia78]

Hey leeeydia my seeestah you shame me and dishonour our family
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8130/vivazapaghamni3.jpg
you have much more machomoustache than me your brother , our mother is now crying in the chapel of santa maria praying for forgiveness for you .
All the banditos they laugh at me they say your sister is more of a man than you, do you think it s something in the water from the coca cola bottling plant go now and pray with your mother i forgive you even if the saints do not . :D


Hhahaa...so thats what you've been really upto Mr steve!LOL..
looking very D.Grohl/JC there....so you've been praying for my tache have you LOL :D:D;)

.....................It's beyond saving my friend...lol:D

[lydia78]

maybe they are chin twins! another thing he reminds me of tarantino in that red dress for some reason :D

LOL...striders been a busy boy with tache like vigour lol..you are the living example of tacheness tommy!!:D

[strider]

LOL...striders been a busy boy with tache like vigour lol..you are the living example of tacheness tommy!!:D

Don't ya just know it :D

[lydia78]

Hey leeeydia my seeestah you shame me and dishonour our family
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8130/vivazapaghamni3.jpg
you have much more machomoustache than me your brother , our mother is now crying in the chapel of santa maria praying for forgiveness for you .
All the banditos they laugh at me they say your sister is more of a man than you, do you think it s something in the water from the coca cola bottling plant go now and pray with your mother i forgive you even if the saints do not . :D

and....we actually do look like we're related!!!!!
check out the hair...the eyes...the TACHE OMG!!!!! Dave Grohl is my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::D;)

[lydia78]

Don't ya just know it :D

I am all knowing......well when i feel like it LOL:D

[strider]

I am all knowing......well when i feel like it LOL:D

You are the High Priestess of Tachetianity :rolleyes:

[lydia78]

You are the High Priestess of Tachetianity :rolleyes:

LMAO....Fuck that was fast boyo!!!lol

You got super tache on today??

[strider]

LMAO....Fuck that was fast boyo!!!lol

You got super tache on today??

Yup, I have my 'go faster' tache on today.. What tache are donning today? :D

[lydia78]

Yup, I have my 'go faster' tache on today.. What tache are donning today? :D

I got my 'i must finish my last essay before friday' tache on today...though its not working...might have to re-grow it so it has super duper tavistock powers to complete this course work LOL:D

[strider]

I got my 'i must finish my last essay before friday' tache on today...though its not working...might have to re-grow it so it has super duper tavistock powers to complete this course work LOL:D

Don't ask me how I found this out, but if you mix some plant miracle grow, with some pureed olives and smear it over your top lip, it works a bloody treat :rolleyes:

[lydia78]

Don't ask me how I found this out, but if you mix some plant miracle grow, with some pureed olives and smear it over your top lip, it works a bloody treat :rolleyes:

blimey son...you got all the info...time to write the book of tache i reckon!!

[strider]

blimey son...you got all the info...time to write the book of tache i reckon!!

That time is really not too far off, the world should know :rolleyes:

[strider]

Found a lovely new baliclaver for ya Lyds...

http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/beardcap.jpg

[lydia78]

Found a lovely new baliclaver for ya Lyds...

http://www.kitsunenoir.com/blogimages/beardcap.jpg

ROFL

That's the find of the century!!!! Genius!!:D

[strider]

ROFL

That's the find of the century!!!! Genius!!:D

You do realise that I am in the process of ordering two of these online.. :rolleyes:

[2013]

Originally Posted by lydia78
LMAO....Fuck that was fast boyo!!!lol

You got super tache on today??
Yup, I have my 'go faster' tache on today.. What tache are donning today? :D

Thats why we say must dash dont you know what what what its a go faster stripe for the upper lip :o sorry for the crap joke but it was one of the things left to me in my dads last will and testemant, i leave to you my collection of dad jokes and the ability to hit things with a hammer and saw stuff for no apparent reason , enjoy .

[lydia78]

You do realise that I am in the process of ordering two of these online.. :rolleyes:

LMAO...could do with one of those for the meetup!!! gonna be bloody cold on them hills LOL;):D:D

[lydia78]

Originally Posted by lydia78
LMAO....Fuck that was fast boyo!!!lol

You got super tache on today??


Thats why we say must dash dont you know what what what its a go faster stripe for the upper lip :o sorry for the crap joke but it was one of the things left to me in my dads last will and testemant, i leave to you my collection of dad jokes and the ability to hit things with a hammer and saw stuff for no apparent reason , enjoy .

LOL!!!! Awww....bringon the dad jokes with tache like references:D

[strider]

LMAO...could do with one of those for the meetup!!! gonna be bloody cold on them hills LOL;):D:D

ROFL Now that I would love to see :D

[strider]

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