Toilet humour

[eternal_spirit]

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[eternal_spirit]

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[eternal_spirit]

What's going on here :confused::D




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[lydia78]

What's going on here :confused::D




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LMAO!!

[clipwip]

I actually have some very religious experiences on the can with my new bud, Gerbingle:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee126/stallion2000/GerbigleAtRichardosonRescue.jpg

He's all about the doo doo. Coprophagia/Fecaphlilia: whatever you know it by... I take a dump, and he knows it's special. Licks the toilet bowl, my skid marks... Mesmerized by the sight of me wiping my ass. Truly a kindred spirit I have found. But I also let him lick my face in adoration, so I make sure he has had a healthy mouthful of his dried dirt, or whatever it is I feed him. I'm really beginning to think I have the ultimate doggy-treat to capitalize on: dried shit (of any species) and a buttered-up coating of dirt. More addictive than than the dog crack I'm currently paying for, I'm imagining.

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-8043726891730527819


LOL LOL LOL LOL

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=8981184871906531703&total=100&start=20&num=10&so=0&type=t100_gbr&plindex=21

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-73582398313281375&q=farts&total=10452&start=20&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2277827920989087401&q=Most+farted&total=84&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

[2013]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2277827920989087401&q=Most+farted&total=84&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

Classic and never a truer word ?:( spoken best critical comment on the show so far

[eternal_spirit]

Classic and never a truer word ?:( spoken best critical comment on the show so far

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:D Pure genius who ever put these vids together.

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/url?docid=8981184871906531703&esrc=sr13&ev=v&len=54&q=fart&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.co.uk%2Fvideoplay %3Fdocid%3D8981184871906531703&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D8981184871906531703% 26q%3Dfart%26total%3D39353%26start%3D10%26num%3D10 %26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26plindex%3D2&usg=AL29H22CrEiSBzb_fpyPLCipWdjzN8tjOw

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/url?docid=-73582398313281375&esrc=sr16&ev=v&len=23&q=fart&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcrackle.com%2Fc%2FFunny%2FCome dy_Farts_Matrix_Fart_Extremely_Funny%2F719149&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-73582398313281375%26q%3Dfart%26total%3D39353%26sta rt%3D10%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26plin dex%3D5&usg=AL29H22JSSaVhQnazJSenIrF3FxaYUdZbQ

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/url?docid=6304447980554417691&esrc=sr5&ev=v&len=29&q=fart&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.co.uk%2Fvideoplay %3Fdocid%3D6304447980554417691&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D6304447980554417691% 26q%3Dfart%26total%3D39431%26start%3D0%26num%3D10% 26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26plindex%3D4&usg=AL29H22-BaOe8oDww0xdflECbV_haTpCJQ

Should of been named the fart thread. We used to try this one at school with bunsen burners.

[eternal_spirit]

http://video.google.co.uk/url?docid=-2434772037335511434&esrc=sr7&ev=v&len=164&q=fart&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D 3jXzu2WQDnY&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-2434772037335511434%26q%3Dfart%26total%3D39431%26s tart%3D0%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26pli ndex%3D6&usg=AL29H22f5fLEn7VJUBQSuTgRcCj5dvXjEQ

[clipwip]

ES, you are one sick monkey! Hahahahaha!!! Those are fucking hilarious!

[clipwip]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2277827920989087401&q=Most+farted&total=84&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

I can't believe I just watched the entire 4:16 ... and laughed the entire time. :o

[strider]

Hehe good one ES... Reminds me of this, which is even more childish :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCz8vSGTDI

[strider]

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2277827920989087401&q=Most+farted&total=84&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

LOL I missed that one.. That is fucking hilarious :D:D:D

[clipwip]

http://video.google.co.uk/url?docid=-2434772037335511434&esrc=sr7&ev=v&len=164&q=fart&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D 3jXzu2WQDnY&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-2434772037335511434%26q%3Dfart%26total%3D39431%26s tart%3D0%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26type%3Dsearch%26pli ndex%3D6&usg=AL29H22f5fLEn7VJUBQSuTgRcCj5dvXjEQ

What the hell is wrong with me?! I just watched that one too (2:44) and couldn't stop laughing. :o

[clipwip]

Hehe good one ES... Reminds me of this, which is even more childish :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCz8vSGTDI

I'm afraid I'll have wasted the entire day if I watch the other clips on that site.

[eternal_spirit]

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I can't believe I just watched the entire 4:16 ... and laughed the entire time. :o

Quote:strider
Hehe good one ES... Reminds me of this, which is even more childish :D

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Haha me too clipwip

Good one Strider LOL :D there may be a few more to come later.

[strider]

Keep em coming ES, that most farted clip was just absolute classic :D

[clipwip]

The thread would not be complete without this beauty:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VcZEGBzbexI

[strider]

I think we all need to go out for a bit :D

[cloudgazer]

OMG, LOL That "Most farted" video is fucking hilarious! I was practically crying and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. I want everyone to watch this! haha, it's awesome. Thanks for that!

[eternal_spirit]

You should hear from me more now..............

I finally got the bathroom remodeled!


This gives new meaning to "Going Online".




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[dangermouse]

You should hear from me more now..............

I finally got the bathroom remodeled!


This gives new meaning to "Going Online".




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you need to log off :D:eek::D:eek::D

[eternal_spirit]

you need to log off :D:eek::D:eek::D

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:D oi bog off!


There's a log in the bog what am I gunna do

There's alog in the bog I daren't go for a poo

It's been lurking there since yesterday. I flushed 3 times it wouldnt go away, it's look like that monster turd want's to stay

So, I dropped the lid to keep it bay then the stench drove me away

I later returned with a stick, to poke some poo, didn't know what else to do

So with the stick I cut that shit, sliced and diced some poo fought like zoro like there's no tomorrow

I whipped it good flushed again and it was all broke up and slithered away

the log in the bog is gone for good a replica will show up another day

too much iron turned my turds to clay

ES

[eternal_spirit]

all that talk about poo on the Crowley thread must have programmed me to start this thread up again.
So, if you got any poo to add to this pile go ahead...

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[eternal_spirit]

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[eternal_spirit]

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Natural laxative For the constipated

I know terrible thread

[astral_girl]

The thread would not be complete without this beauty:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VcZEGBzbexI

HA:D
bet shes been eating chick peas /kidney beans/and the like ...:D

[eternal_spirit]

Well, in Japan they have a fart contest for women.

When plied with mysterious "bulbs" shy Japanese girls are transformed into "farting iron women" who will happily rattle the windows of their small Tokyo apartments on video as they compete for the coveted title of "Fart Queen."

And they sell videos about it!

Here some introductions of some contestants (spelling errors by source included):

Farting Iron Woman #1, Ruka Ichinomiya, sounds quite accomplished:

"She is very beautiful Japanese girl, so nice. But her farts is very big sounds and very bad smell. her fartings amaze most of all persons. It's great. Perhaps she can be winner in farting contest."

Fart Woman #3, Wakana, shares with us the secret of her prodigious farting abilities:

"Her fart sounds are very loud,great!! She wanted perform one's farting in this video!! so she has pride of farting, really, it's so good. she farted after she ate some Bulbs!!anyway,please try to watch and listen!!"

[eternal_spirit]

From Craiglist social networking site



Hi, I'm a 28 year old single black male and graduate student living in Philadelphia. I'm 6,0, nice body, chocolate brown in complexion, dark fade with a light goatie and deep voice. I speak French and English. I'm a farter. I would like to correspond with a sexy, single Caucasian woman between 23 and 37 years old with a big butt who farts a lot-farts more than the average person, farts long, loud and smelly. I want a woman who just can't stop farting and who considers herself a farter in every sense of the word, so we can get our groove on together. Please keep in mind that the farting part is absolutely the most essential quality I'm looking for in a mate. If you don't fit this description, please do not email me. I also want a mate who's into scat.

[hashmcgandy]

Not exactly toilet humour as such but graffiti seen on the walls of a public convenience:

"I like f*cking grils" (under which someone had written) "Don't you mean girls?" (under which another someone had written) "What's wrong with us grils?"

[phaid]

From Craiglist social networking site



Hi, I'm a 28 year old single black male and graduate student living in Philadelphia. I'm 6,0, nice body, chocolate brown in complexion, dark fade with a light goatie and deep voice. I speak French and English. I'm a farter. I would like to correspond with a sexy, single Caucasian woman between 23 and 37 years old with a big butt who farts a lot-farts more than the average person, farts long, loud and smelly. I want a woman who just can't stop farting and who considers herself a farter in every sense of the word, so we can get our groove on together. Please keep in mind that the farting part is absolutely the most essential quality I'm looking for in a mate. If you don't fit this description, please do not email me. I also want a mate who's into scat.

Sounds like a Dutch Oven fan....:p

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch%20oven

[eternal_spirit]

Not exactly toilet humour as such but graffiti seen on the walls of a public convenience:

"I like f*cking grils" (under which someone had written) "Don't you mean girls?" (under which another someone had written) "What's wrong with us grils?"

Another one on the walls of the men's urinals stand up and pee type. "While you're reading what I've put you maybe pissing on your foot" :p

[jojo]

haha! now this is my kind of humour!! good thread ES

[eternal_spirit]

haha! now this is my kind of humour!! good thread ES

Nice to know someone has a bizarre sense of humour like myself. That thread of yours cracked me up :D So thought you may find this one LOL.

[phaid]

Someone needs to open a window....:(