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alphabet
03-10-2010, 04:38 PM
During my time tipping for clubs, I did a stint at Chelsea FC. They didn't want to pay me in cash, and therefore devised celebrity escorts as payment. No escorts arrived, along with no money for tipping and teaching them the secret method of football prediction.

So, as they robbed from the poor (that's me in financial terms) it's time to turn the tables and take from the rich and give it to the poor. Here people, the astrological rising signs of Chelsea FC - just so you don't have to do them. Or maybe you want to check why I came to this conclusion for them all.

You have the method, now the information. Please feel free as I showcase my talent and skills, like a few members requested. More to follow......

Chelsea football club - London, England.

Ivanovic: GEMINI
John Terry: VIRGO
Alex: VIRGO
Ashley Cole: VIRGO

Ramires: LEO
Essien: SCORPIO
Obi Mikel: LEO
Benayoun: AQUARIUS

Drogba: CANCER
Anelka: VIRGO

mara
03-10-2010, 04:50 PM
Can you predict the result of their next match vs. Aston Villa, 16 Oct 6:30pm?

Or maybe this one today vs. Arsenal :)? It's 1:0 at the moment :)

refusetoconsent
03-10-2010, 11:52 PM
During my time tipping for clubs, I did a stint at Chelsea FC. They didn't want to pay me in cash, and therefore devised celebrity escorts as payment. No escorts arrived, along with no money for tipping and teaching them the secret method of football prediction.

So, as they robbed from the poor (that's me in financial terms) it's time to turn the tables and take from the rich and give it to the poor. Here people, the astrological rising signs of Chelsea FC - just so you don't have to do them. Or maybe you want to check why I came to this conclusion for them all.

You have the method, now the information. Please feel free as I showcase my talent and skills, like a few members requested. More to follow......

Chelsea football club - London, England.

Ivanovic: GEMINI
John Terry: VIRGO
Alex: VIRGO
Ashley Cole: VIRGO

Ramires: LEO
Essien: SCORPIO
Obi Mikel: LEO
Benayoun: AQUARIUS

Drogba: CANCER
Anelka: VIRGO

i dont get it.

alphabet
04-10-2010, 09:09 PM
Can you predict the result of their next match vs. Aston Villa, 16 Oct 6:30pm?

Or maybe this one today vs. Arsenal :)? It's 1:0 at the moment :)

Yes, I can make you money. Though seen as though the world of football knows about all of this, it's best you don't follow my predictions. Not saying they will fix matches on purpose - cos that would be arrogant of Me.

These are the rising signs of Chelsea FC. For people on here to practice with the method given on this part of the forum. More to follow.
So you don't have to rectify the natals, if they are accurate - seen some dodgy goals on the scoring records.

Do you now understand this?

I will bring it up again....how to predict football using astrology. A guide to general astrology follows.

cazimi
05-10-2010, 07:10 AM
sports astrology (http://www.astrosport07.webs.com/)

another one (http://www.sportsastrology.eu/)

heuer
05-10-2010, 08:19 AM
When do you intend on writing your guide?

A lot of people don't believe you, so I'd recommend as a way to prove to all of us your system works, maybe consider posting the results of the next set of matches?

Chelsea is owned by Roman Abromovich, he is worth billions. Why hasn't he found an individual such as yourself before since he is affiliated heavily with the Illuminati?

If you were accurate, why wouldn't they hire you?

refusetoconsent
05-10-2010, 12:26 PM
I really am not getting this at all.
Are you saying that through astrology you can predict when the best team in the country (at the moment) will win?

Any retarded piss head down the pub can say chelsea will win every week and they will be right more often than wrong.

Im not digging but you say you have predictions, and that they are eerily accurate, but you are yet to actually give a prediction.

come on man, play the game.


(i can feel a little competition coming on.)

alphabet
05-10-2010, 01:15 PM
When do you intend on writing your guide?
A week or so, maybe sooner. Have a life too. One which, for the last 8-9 years have been devoted to researching this.


A lot of people don't believe you, so I'd recommend as a way to prove to all of us your system works, maybe consider posting the results of the next set of matches?
I'm not asking people to believe me, I'm giving this method for people to learn. Don't think it's real? Don't spend time on it. Wonder what is wrong with the previous results - I guess you can't win money from previous results can you? Learn to do this yourself, so you don't rely on others.


Chelsea is owned by Roman Abromovich, he is worth billions. Why hasn't he found an individual such as yourself before since he is affiliated heavily with the Illuminati?
The method was invented by me, yet the illiuminati (the celebs/top people ill..) want all of this to themselves - so scum like me (maybe you - not sure) have to keep asking the illuminati for hep in these matters.

If you were accurate, why wouldn't they hire you?
They did, they just want me to do it for free. I asked for money - they didn't want that. They offered celebrity (ANY celeb) escorts - I didn't want that. Then they said they would pay me in tips....for providing a real genuine winnable sports method. Quite funny actually....what would I need tips for.....unless some matches were/ARE FIXED.

alphabet
05-10-2010, 01:20 PM
I really am not getting this at all.
Are you saying that through astrology you can predict when the best team in the country (at the moment) will win?

Any retarded piss head down the pub can say chelsea will win every week and they will be right more often than wrong.

Im not digging but you say you have predictions, and that they are eerily accurate, but you are yet to actually give a prediction.

come on man, play the game.


(i can feel a little competition coming on.)

Did they think Chelsea would beat Newcastle? No?
I'm giving you Chelsea team because they have the best 11 in England, most likely always win, so therefore score lots of goals. Here are the details so you can predict who scores and when.

Believe me, any retarded piss head can do this once they know how. Easy.

play the game....make you money?.........NO. You learn it. OLBG.com if you need a tipster.

alphabet
05-10-2010, 01:22 PM
I anyone wants any tips, just message me private for the site where I provide e-mail tips. In private. Totally free, not selling anything. Free astrological advice too.

Will take a few people there before I get up and running. I did this for 2 years before and have the proof, if that method is not enough.

ragnarok
05-10-2010, 01:23 PM
Does anyone else imagine alphabet speaking with The Wizard's voice?
http://www.mikespoints.com/archives/wizard-behind-curtain.jpg

heuer
05-10-2010, 05:44 PM
I anyone wants any tips, just message me private for the site where I provide e-mail tips. In private. Totally free, not selling anything. Free astrological advice too.

Will take a few people there before I get up and running. I did this for 2 years before and have the proof, if that method is not enough.

I can't PM you so can you PM me this website please.

In all honesty I wouldn't believe you in normal circumstances, it's difficult to comprehend.

But as I mentioned from personal experience I have encountered an astrologer that detailed a friend's life very accurately. I couldn't believe it at first but things have come true.

He also mentioned a few things on the side. He said he could tell sports scores and whatnot, but using his skill for monetary gain leads onto you experiencing significant issues in your life. As an example, cancer or another illness. You cannot use it for personal gain. That's what he said anyway.

This is far fetched, but anyway.

mara
05-10-2010, 05:58 PM
Yes, I can make you money.

:rolleyes:

I didn't ask you to make me money. If you can make money you'd make it for yourself and won't be visiting this forum....

I ask you to prove your self-proclaimed expertise.

It was very simple question. What the result will be?

heuer
05-10-2010, 06:01 PM
:rolleyes:

I didn't ask you to make me money. If you can make money you'd make it for yourself and won't be visiting this forum....

I ask you to prove your self-proclaimed expertise.

It was very simple question. What the result will be?

I agree.

Give the results for the next round of EPL.

Then you will gain credibility and people will take you seriously.

I think the knowledge that things are already destined to occur means more than money for the people on this forum, so don't think there is just monetary interest in your findings assuming they are accurate.