Royal Family

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THE Royal Family is being blackmailed over claims they have been keeping a deformed prince in a cupboard under the stairs.

Weekend newspaper reports suggested that the Queen and Prnce Philip imprisoned the hideously ugly child more than 30 years ago and have been feeding him twice a day on stale Cornish pasties and cans of Irn Bru.

Late last week three men were arrested in connection with the alleged plot amid speculation they held secret video footage of the Buckingham Palace troll being walked on a chain.


The Palace last night denied the allegations but stressed that if a member of the Royal Family had been locked in a cupboard, the public could rest assured it was not one of the important ones.

A Palace insider said: "Over the years we've heard violent screams and unspeakable profanity, but we just assumed it was Prince Philip talking about immigration.

"A few years ago there were whispers about a child who was so hideous he was banned from appearing in public, but then we saw Prince Edward on It's a Knockout."

It is the latest blackmail scandal to hit the House of Windsor. Last year Prince Charles was forced to deny claims he rides his wife around the drawing room like a seaside donkey.

Meanwhile the Royal Family is to commission its own version of the famed Terracotta Army of the great Chinese Emperor Qin Shi.

The Windsors' army will number more than 2000 figures including a terracotta car crash organiser, a terracotta drug dealer and a terracotta provider of blow-jobs.

[neon]

Have you seen Hunchback of Notre Damn? i heard it was based on that "creature" locked in the dungens, i really wonder how that come out to be? Half human? half?????

And remember in the movie, he had friends which were goblins? Reptilians for sure.

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It wouldnt suprise me if the Windsors had some sort of deformed freak locked away under the stairs... infact nothing would suprise me about the Royals. As for having a hideous deformed Royal... well what do you expect when you interbreed with members of your own family!:eek:

[eternal_spirit]

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[astra]

I had a friend who was a Royal Servant,he used to tell me about the royals having group sex,with each other and even the servants themselves.He also worked for a former british prime minister,and the Natwest Bank.






It wouldnt suprise me if the Windsors had some





sort of deformed freak locked away under the stairs... infact nothing would suprise me about the Royals. As for having a hideous deformed Royal... well what do you expect when you interbreed with members of your own family!:eek:

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Remember Princess Diana said in an interview that Prince Charles had been caught on a number of occaisons uncompramising positions with servants? Also the Windors admit that they like to employ homosexual men reason being is that homosexuals are more commited to their job because they dont have families and children! BOLLOCKS!

[eternal_spirit]

Remember Princess Diana said in an interview that Prince Charles had been caught on a number of occaisons uncompramising positions with servants? Also the Windors admit that they like to employ homosexual men reason being is that homosexuals are more commited to their job because they dont have families and children! BOLLOCKS!

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Lord Mountbottom. Yes but gay is gay. It wouldn't surprise me if one of the Royals appeared as a man in drag on one of those State sponsered gay pride marches.

[mountain]

Remember in that movie Van Helsing, where Dracula and his wives had thousands of gargoyle eggs in their dungeon? I wouldn't be surprised if the royals had thouands of gargoyle eggs hidden away in their dungeon.

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THE Royal Family is being blackmailed over claims they have been keeping a deformed prince in a cupboard under the stairs.

C'mon guys... We all have at least one relative we're not aloud to speak of who is kept away from proper company. In a cupboard under the stairs is as good a place as any.

The more I read about the Royal Family, the more I see they're just like you and me.