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nuit
28-10-2007, 02:37 PM
live for 5 nights creating a cross country inverted pentagram

choose your webcam and watch live

www.mosthauntedlive.net

see if you spot a ghoul


on a different subject i have to confess the funniest "most haunted" moment i ever saw was when Karl and Stuart were in a graveyard in Haworth Yorkshire and Stuart was walking along then all of a sudden fell down an open grave

laugh? i nearly peed myself

castle
28-10-2007, 02:55 PM
Most haunted has been proved to be fake and set up.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16303507&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=spooky-truth--tv-s-most-haunted-con-exposed-tv--name_page.html

nuit
28-10-2007, 02:59 PM
better than watching psalms on sunday or antiques roadshow

indigo
28-10-2007, 03:05 PM
Is most haunted live on tonight? I quite like the live shows.

serpentoffire
28-10-2007, 03:07 PM
Uhm... the big brother version for ghosts. :D

http://www.film.it/fnts/televisione/immagini/gf2006galleria/pagina/copertina.jpg

nuit
28-10-2007, 03:14 PM
yes it is live for 5 nights starting last night, they are creating a cross country inverted pentagram with knutsford cheshire being at the centre of it

serpentoffire
28-10-2007, 03:33 PM
yes it is live for 5 nights starting last night, they are creating a cross country inverted pentagram with knutsford cheshire being at the centre of it

These people are inverted, no, perverted. They play with the fire.
Is it you in the site of your signature? (good tits)

nuit
28-10-2007, 03:38 PM
why thank you for noticing

nuit
28-10-2007, 09:11 PM
i am locked on webcam 1

on the road
28-10-2007, 10:03 PM
its pure bullshit . did you hear that? did you see that? can you see my foot tapping ? can you see me moving the galss/table?

its fucking atrocious

its a comedy show!

rhodiola
28-10-2007, 10:08 PM
Wow nuit is that you in the picture and your myspace page? :) You're beautiful! :P

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:10 PM
aw shucks thank you so much for your compliment

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:11 PM
its pure bullshit . did you hear that? did you see that? can you see my foot tapping ? can you see me moving the galss/table?

its fucking atrocious

its a comedy show!

each to their own

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:14 PM
I'm on webcam 1 at he moment too. I had to laugh though when that tankard was thrown. Probably by one of the crew members mind. I wish they would bring back Derek Acora, at least he was an entertaining fraud.

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:17 PM
I'm on webcam 1 at he moment too. I had to laugh though when that tankard was thrown. Probably by one of the crew members mind. I wish they would bring back Derek Acora, at least he was an entertaining fraud.

click on view all i have just seen a gigantic orb on webcam 2 but no one else has reported it

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:22 PM
on right hand side of webcam 1 does it look like someone with a goats head on to you?

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:24 PM
figure in doorway of webcam 2 was a member of the crew yes?

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:26 PM
I saw a figure in the corridor too so was it a crew member then?

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:28 PM
I'm waiting for those glasses to start flying around the room lol

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:29 PM
i do not know getting freaked here lol

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:29 PM
I'm waiting for those glasses to start flying around the room lol

on webcam 1 ? yeah me also lol

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:33 PM
i have just nearly weed myself when karl appeared on webcam 4

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:34 PM
i have just nearly weed myself when karl appeared on webcam 4I know i wish he would get out the way:mad: lol

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 10:35 PM
while I %100 believe that these activities go on.... I don't really think most haunted is reliable...

I have been told that apparently is is actually not aloud to have real paranormal activity on TV unless it is check out first....

and "Most Haunted" had to pass as just entertainment and not real activity in order for it to be filmed....

I think Derrick is for real but he also is making money in show biz and sometimes just puts on a show... sells out so to speak.

I did like watching it though :)

lightbringer
28-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Most Farted Part 2 (The Original Most Farted Series by Popnoodles) - YouTube :)

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:38 PM
get on www.mosthauntedlive.net and pick your webcam it is kinda freaky

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:38 PM
I know i wish he would get out the way:mad: lol

do you have it on tv also?

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:40 PM
did u see orb on web 3 just then?

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:40 PM
while I %100 believe that these activities go on.... I don't really think most haunted is reliable...

I have been told that apparently is is actually not aloud to have real paranormal activity on TV unless it is check out first....

and "Most Haunted" had to pass as just entertainment and not real activity in order for it to be filmed....

I think Derrick is for real but he also is making money in show biz and sometimes just puts on a show... sells out so to speak.

I did like watching it though :) aww You've ruined it now:( :p

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:40 PM
aww You've ruined it now:( :p

lol:D

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 10:41 PM
its hard to tell if you see an orb or the compression distorting and flickering...

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:41 PM
do you have it on tv also?yes got it on the tv too:D I missed that orb just then.

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 10:42 PM
aww You've ruined it now:( :p

well who knows!!!

its a live cam so they might get caught out! :)

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:43 PM
well i will keep watching and reporting

lol i love doing this

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKtz66l-AA :)ha ha I was watching that earlier.

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:44 PM
funniest moment is definately when stuart fell down the open grave
second funniest "mary loves dick"

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 10:48 PM
well i will keep watching and reporting

lol i love doing this

when we had a meet up in avebury we went to a pub called the Red Lion, by stone circles... and that pub was on one of the most haunted shows... I was chatting to the bar maid and i asked her about the place... she said things do go on all the time their.... glasses moving off shelf's in a row.... and one time a guy came to replace their little cups for measuring shots.... and they all shot out of the box... apparently the guy just said he had to leave as he was so freaked... so they do go to real places...

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:48 PM
well who knows!!!

its a live cam so they might get caught out! :)Hope so:D

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:49 PM
when we had a meet up in avebury we went to a pub called the Red Lion, by stone circles... and that pub was on one of the most haunted shows... I was chatting to the bar maid and i asked her about the place... she said things do go on all the time their.... glasses moving off shelf's in a row.... and one time a guy came to replace their little cups for measuring shots.... and they all shot out of the box... apparently the guy just said he had to leave as he was so freaked... so they do go to real places...

thanks for your input it is appreciated, are you watching?

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:50 PM
Hope so:D

me too :D

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 10:54 PM
thanks for your input it is appreciated, are you watching?

No probs :)

yeah I am watching it every now and again.... is the actual show on now as well as we speak?

if anything i see more morphing images in the grain of the video, rather than orbs....

indigo
28-10-2007, 10:54 PM
when we had a meet up in avebury we went to a pub called the Red Lion, by stone circles... and that pub was on one of the most haunted shows... I was chatting to the bar maid and i asked her about the place... she said things do go on all the time their.... glasses moving off shelf's in a row.... and one time a guy came to replace their little cups for measuring shots.... and they all shot out of the box... apparently the guy just said he had to leave as he was so freaked... so they do go to real places...omg:eek: I have actually seen the spirit of an old man and a young boy in a pub about 3 yrs ago. It was so strange, it was kind of like watching an old movie the way the ghosts were flickering. was weird:eek: and I was sober:D

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:55 PM
yes the live show is on living tv

nuit
28-10-2007, 10:59 PM
i shit myself webcam 4 just then lol

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:00 PM
omg:eek: I have actually seen the spirit of an old man and a young boy in a pub about 3 yrs ago. It was so strange, it was kind of like watching an old movie the way the ghosts were flickering. was weird:eek: and I was sober:D

I believe as we get old we see it less.... but when we were very young we saw ghosts all the time... but were never alarmed by it.... we could have seen an old lady at the buss stop... and our parents did not...

infact my friends little girl freaked him out the other day... she is about 4 and when he was walking her up stairs to his flat... very late, she said "daddy why is that lady looking at us" .... he said there was no one about...not a soul.... and he just ignored her..

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:00 PM
yes the live show is on living tv

ahh ok cheers...

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:01 PM
has david welles got sanitary towels stuck to his ass?

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:02 PM
I believe as we get old we see it less.... but when we were very young we saw ghosts all the time... but were never alarmed by it.... we could have seen an old lady at the buss stop... and our parents did not...

infact my friends little girl freaked him out the other day... she is about 4 and when he was walking her up stairs to his flat... very late, she said "daddy why is that lady looking at us" .... he said there was no one about...not a soul.... and he just ignored her..

that maybe due to the fact that children are more open to things and not really in touch with cynisism

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:03 PM
did i tell you i was on most haunted once?????

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jus-Pvdz2MU

:)!!!!!!

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:05 PM
did i tell you i was on most haunted once?????

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jus-Pvdz2MU

:)!!!!!!

lmao rofl wee'ing myself

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:07 PM
that maybe due to the fact that children are more open to things and not really in touch with cynisism

totally... we all see orbs and stuff all the time... but our minds are so programmed to focus on other things.... anything else just feels extremely un realistic... and if it feels unrealistic then its very hard to see it!

I think thats why when you get up for work and are in a rush... things like UFOs and Ghosts at that time will seem very fantasy like... but when we are at home with friends having a few drinks and relaxing we feel more open minded about it. ,,,if you know what i mean..

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:08 PM
lmao rofl wee'ing myself

lol

now people know why I cut my hair!! :)

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:08 PM
lol

now people know why I cut my hair!! :)

is that the reason for the hat?

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:09 PM
totally... we all see orbs and stuff all the time... but our minds are so programmed to focus on other things.... anything else just feels extremely un realistic... and if it feels unrealistic then its very hard to see it!

I think thats why when you get up for work and are in a rush... things like UFOs and Ghosts at that time will seem very fantasy like... but when we are at home with friends having a few drinks and relaxing we feel more open minded about it. ,,,if you know what i mean..

i get what you mean

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:11 PM
is that the reason for the hat?

that, and dont forget I am in the land of grey skys! :)

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:13 PM
that, and dont forget I am in the land of grey skys! :)

grey skies?

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:13 PM
I believe as we get old we see it less.... but when we were very young we saw ghosts all the time... but were never alarmed by it.... we could have seen an old lady at the buss stop... and our parents did not...

infact my friends little girl freaked him out the other day... she is about 4 and when he was walking her up stairs to his flat... very late, she said "daddy why is that lady looking at us" .... he said there was no one about...not a soul.... and he just ignored her..At least he didn't tell her it was her imagination then. I hate it when people say that, my parents used to say it to me all the time. lol In the end I just used to think it was my imagination. :o

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:14 PM
grey skies?

the good old rainy UK.

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:16 PM
lol i originate from there

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:16 PM
So the light bulb has dissapeared and they don't have it on film:rolleyes: typical:D

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:18 PM
So the light bulb has dissapeared and they don't have it on film:rolleyes: typical:D

bloody bugger isn't it

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:18 PM
At least he didn't tell her it was her imagination then. I hate it when people say that, my parents used to say it to me all the time. lol In the end I just used to think it was my imagination. :o

well thats it!

its stuff like that that makes us see that stuff as unrealistic....

if we see an orb... or a movement in the corner of our eye we think "ahh that's odd thought i saw something" and we forget bout it..... when WE DID see something.... if something is not there then we don't see it!!

and if its our imagination... then how do we know that all of this is not in our imagination??? :)

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:20 PM
lol i originate from there

I not made it out yet! ... ahh its ok, could be worse.

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:21 PM
well thats it!

its stuff like that that makes us see that stuff as unrealistic....

if we see an orb... or a movement in the corner of our eye we think "ahh that's odd thought i saw something" and we forget bout it..... when WE DID see something.... if something is not there then we don't see it!!

and if its our imagination... then how do we know that all of this is not in our imagination??? :)Yeah thats true. Also you hear of cases where two or more people experience or see the same thing. So it's definately not imagination. Yeah how do we know this isn't imagination.:eek: freaky. lol

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:23 PM
bloody bugger isn't it
ha ha Yep. They are pissing me off keep moving the web cams about, I'm getting confused:confused:

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:26 PM
ha ha Yep. They are pissing me off keep moving the web cams about, I'm getting confused:confused:

you are not on your own

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah thats true. Also you hear of cases where two or more people experience or see the same thing. So it's definately not imagination. Yeah how do we know this isn't imagination.:eek: freaky. lol

the fact is... we don't :)

the only facts we have is that our 5 senses pick up what we expiriance here, thus showing us "reality"... but they only pick up a very small amount of matter.

but most still think anything outside those 5 senses is not real... even though they only pick up what we can calculate as %10 of what is there!

crazy!

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:29 PM
what if we have sixth sense and see dead people?:D

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:30 PM
the fact is... we don't :)

the only facts we have is that our 5 senses pick up what we expiriance here, thus showing us "reality"... but they only pick up a very small amount of matter.

but most still think anything outside those 5 senses is not real... even though they only pick up what we can calculate as %10 of what is there!

crazy!10%?? Wow that is crazy indeed:eek:

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:32 PM
Yvette Fielding really winds them spirits doesn't she? I remember her once swearing at them. I wouldn't do that:o

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:33 PM
Yvette Fielding really winds them spirits doesn't she? I remember her once swearing at them. I wouldn't do that:o

she shouts at them then squeals like a piglet at the slightest movement

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:34 PM
what if we have sixth sense and see dead people?:D
I think we do though, although if you mean, like people covered in blood and hanging and stuff, then no, I haven't seen anything like that thank god!!

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:34 PM
I think we do though, although if you mean, like people covered in blood and hanging and stuff, then no, I haven't seen anything like that thank god!!

lol no thank god me either

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:35 PM
she shouts at them then squeals like a piglet at the slightest movementShe keeps telling them to throw something. I wish they bloody would, at her lol

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:36 PM
do you remember her getting a spoon thrown at her at pendle hill?

indigo
28-10-2007, 11:39 PM
do you remember her getting a spoon thrown at her at pendle hill?Ha ha:D no I missed that that one.

nuit
28-10-2007, 11:41 PM
again she squealed like a piglet

thirdwave
28-10-2007, 11:49 PM
what if we have sixth sense and see dead people?:D


that's just it..some do... but the rest of us don't believe them!!

I believe most of us do have other senses but we have no idea what they are or how to deal with them... and society does not exactly help....

and when most people are stuck in a ground hog day life style... its very hard to stay in touch with those other senses that are very helpful to us....

castle
31-10-2007, 01:59 PM
Yvette Fielding and here husband should be dragged out and hung the lying pair of twots. On at least one occasion they weren't even in the location they said they were. The Fieldings have been caught on tape making noises and touching/pushing people to fake ghostly activity. Derek Acorah is full o shit the production team lets slip names of suspected ghosts in front of Acorah which were actually anagrams of Derek Acorah. Sure enough each and every time Acorah contacted and/or was possessed by these"spirits"

Doesnt it say at the beginning this program is for entertainment only. The Fieldings covering there lying arses.

revelations
31-10-2007, 02:04 PM
Nuit... You Sexy Bitch! Lol ;) :D

nuit
31-10-2007, 03:30 PM
Yvette Fielding and here husband should be dragged out and hung the lying pair of twots. On at least one occasion they weren't even in the location they said they were. The Fieldings have been caught on tape making noises and touching/pushing people to fake ghostly activity. Derek Acorah is full o shit the production team lets slip names of suspected ghosts in front of Acorah which were actually anagrams of Derek Acorah. Sure enough each and every time Acorah contacted and/or was possessed by these"spirits"

Doesnt it say at the beginning this program is for entertainment only. The Fieldings covering there lying arses.

is a twot like a twat but more round?:D

nuit
31-10-2007, 03:32 PM
Nuit... You Sexy Bitch! Lol ;) :D

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd215/karlar_album/36_11_6-1.gif

indigo
31-10-2007, 11:17 PM
How many more times will yvette fielding say ''throw somethin'' or whistles. I'm running out of things to throw and my plasma is getting ruined so i'm going to bed.:mad:

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:40 AM
what happened to stuart?

indigo
01-11-2007, 07:00 AM
what happened to stuart?
I don't know but it looked a bit dodgy to me, because as the camera panned round it looked like it had something to do with Karl pushing into him. that Karl is a right twat.

nuit
01-11-2007, 11:35 AM
lol i could see but not here i was deep in the most intelligent convo on the phone so missed it,

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 12:07 PM
I missed it last night as well.

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:12 PM
I missed it last night as well.

wow what a coincidence, why did you miss it? :p

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 12:22 PM
wow what a coincidence, why did you miss it? :p

I was attending one of the moderators government meat ups planning the next method we should use on the forum :p

indigo
01-11-2007, 12:24 PM
I doubt I will be watching it after this episode. Unless they bring back Derek Ackora. That david wells is a right bloody wimp. I had to turn over when he started crying the other night:rolleyes: I have come to the conclusion that Karl and the other prick, were winding him up the whole time, kind of behaving like naughty school children

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:35 PM
I doubt I will be watching it after this episode. Unless they bring back Derek Ackora. That david wells is a right bloody wimp. I had to turn over when he started crying the other night:rolleyes: I have come to the conclusion that Karl and the other prick, were winding him up the whole time, kind of behaving like naughty school children

oh when they would not invoke their protections and such and then lying down on that floor? yeah DW kind of lost the plot at that didn't he ?

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:36 PM
I was attending one of the moderators government meat ups planning the next method we should use on the forum :p

oh well your night does not sound as stimulating as mine was ! and mine was extremely stimulating by the way :D:p

indigo
01-11-2007, 12:37 PM
oh when they would not invoke their protections and such and then lying down on that floor? yeah DW kind of lost the plot at that didn't he ?Yeah thats the one. Yes he did lose it a bit, infact I think he was really pissed off with those two the whole time.

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:39 PM
Yeah thats the one. Yes he did lose it a bit, infact I think he was really pissed off with those two the whole time.

to say it was a known pagan castle they were not being exactly safe in trying to provoke malevolence if there was any around really

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 12:43 PM
oh well your night does not sound as stimulating as mine was ! and mine was extremely stimulating by the way :D:p


lol

you know how to make someone curious!!!

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:47 PM
lol

you know how to make someone curious!!!

why what do you want to know? just ask away, i will answer :p

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 12:50 PM
why what do you want to know? just ask away, i will answer :p

*scraping feet on floor*

..i...i..to shy.....

indigo
01-11-2007, 12:52 PM
*scraping feet on floor*

..i...i..to shy.....it's ok no one else is reading this:p Or shall i ask?:o

mercuryrapids
01-11-2007, 12:55 PM
I used to watch Most Haunted all the time, but it's plainly just made for entertainment rather than real ghost hunting.

The last live one I watched was when they went to Romania. On one of the nights (can't remember which one), Karl went all funny and had to go outside. They made a huge meal of it that he had undergone some sort of psychic attack. He sat on the steps outside being all poorly and Ciaran joined him to make sure he was okay.

Then the cameraman went back inside, but they obviously forgot to turn off Karl's microphone because as the cameraman walked back inside the castle, you could clearly hear Karl's voice saying: "That was good."

When you add stuff like that to the Kreed Kafer, Rik Eedles, Stuart plainly throwing an object on camera and other stuff i can't remember, it just makes me angry that the show has such a huge fanbase. :(

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:56 PM
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd215/karlar_album/36_11_6-1.gif

i'm just messing with thirdwave but no i did have a wonderful halloween

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 12:58 PM
it's ok no one else is reading this:p Or shall i ask?:o

i think you should ask, as i feel a bit flustered..... need a bit of help. :D

nuit
01-11-2007, 12:59 PM
i think you should ask, as i feel a bit flustered..... need a bit of help. :D

shall we call the men in white coats or the most haunted team to help?

do you want to help him neila ?:D

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 01:09 PM
men? in white coats ...now thats not the issue here.... :D ...although everyone to their own...

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:10 PM
so the issue is ?

indigo
01-11-2007, 01:12 PM
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd215/karlar_album/36_11_6-1.gif

i'm just messing with thirdwave but no i did have a wonderful halloween
Awww, i was just plucking up the courage then:o lol Ok what did you wear:cool: hee hee joke:D

indigo
01-11-2007, 01:15 PM
I used to watch Most Haunted all the time, but it's plainly just made for entertainment rather than real ghost hunting.

The last live one I watched was when they went to Romania. On one of the nights (can't remember which one), Karl went all funny and had to go outside. They made a huge meal of it that he had undergone some sort of psychic attack. He sat on the steps outside being all poorly and Ciaran joined him to make sure he was okay.

Then the cameraman went back inside, but they obviously forgot to turn off Karl's microphone because as the cameraman walked back inside the castle, you could clearly hear Karl's voice saying: "That was good."

When you add stuff like that to the Kreed Kafer, Rik Eedles, Stuart plainly throwing an object on camera and other stuff i can't remember, it just makes me angry that the show has such a huge fanbase. :(I think it's kind of car crash tv. it's so bad it's good, if you see what I mean. But not as good as when derek ackora was in it, even though he was a fake. I would just be in fits of laughter when he went into his fake trances. I think that karl is trying to compensate for his loss, but it just aint working:D

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 01:18 PM
so the issue is ?

cant say..... its confidential government info...

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:19 PM
Awww, i was just plucking up the courage then:o lol Ok what did you wear:cool: hee hee joke:D

a smile lol

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:20 PM
cant say..... its confidential government info...

spoilsport:(

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 01:28 PM
:eek::p

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:30 PM
so thirdwave what are these new pieces of art you have acquired lololol

thirdwave
01-11-2007, 01:40 PM
so thirdwave what are these new pieces of art you have acquired lololol

they are not art, they are top secret government info..... careful my lady.... i don't want to have to call the men in black in.... :D

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:40 PM
he hee hee hee ok i will stop it

serpentoffire
01-11-2007, 01:47 PM
they are not art, they are top secret government info..... careful my lady.... i don't want to have to call the men in black in.... :D

Maybe the black man is better.

nuit
01-11-2007, 01:59 PM
Maybe the black man is better.

better than what?

neutron flux
01-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Most Haunted - Mary Loves Dick! - YouTube


:D

mr jones
01-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Most Haunted
NutsTV's Fit and Fearless is better ;)

nuit
01-11-2007, 02:10 PM
lol can you find the one where stuart falls down the grave in haworth ?

mercuryrapids
01-11-2007, 02:38 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/livingtv-fans-'already-dead'-say-docs-20070913398/

THE definition of the moment of death is to be redrawn to include anyone watching the cable television channel LivingTV, doctors announced last night.

At the moment people are only classified as being dead when doctors decide that all activity in the brain has ceased or if it takes them longer than four minutes to complete the quick crossword in the Sun.

However, hospital tests confirm that this state of ‘brain death’ also occurs while watching Paranormal Egypt, Most Haunted, Just Jade and Extreme Celebrity Yo Yo Dieting, the doctors said.

Dr Wayne Hayes, head of medical ethics at the University of Dundee, said he would have no qualms about removing the vital organs of anyone who was sitting on a sofa viewing Britain’s Next Top Model, Grey’s Anatomy, or any of the later series of Will and Grace.

He said: “It is important we doctors have a strict definition of when a patient is dead so that we know when to start harvesting their organs. There is nothing worse than having to put someone’s brain back in after having taken it out, there is always one fiddly bit left on the side which you only discover after you’ve put the lid on and screwed it down.

“The advantage of this new system is the removal of all doubt. We can say with absolute certainty that all brain function has ceased once LivingTV is on. But we still have to move fast. There is no point harvesting a brain at the end of an episode of Extreme Makeover UK as by then it’s just useless.”

If latest redefinition of brain death proves successful there are plans to expand it further to include viewers of Richard and Judy on Channel Four, and then Richard and Judy themselves, although the latter would be preserved in specimen jars in a museum and not used as organ donors.

“The idea that Richard or Judy might live on in any way in another form is just to horrible to contemplate,” said Dr Hayes.

Heh heh :)

indigo
01-11-2007, 02:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ


:D
That cracks me up everytime.

I am trying to find the clip of him in ghost town when he has his head out of the window, that was hilarious

nuit
01-11-2007, 03:06 PM
lol oh yes please do