"I had Sex with Larry Craig!" -Exclusive!

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You just gotta laugh about this one!:D

EXCLUSIVE:"I Had Sex With Larry Craig!"

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Bear-about-town David Phillips

Excerpt:
“I followed Craig up the alley and through the back door of a house, with him repeating several times,
‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’ and me responding, ‘Right!’ in boyish submission.
As we tiptoed to the stairs to the upper floor, as if somebody else was home, he turned to grope my crotch
and brush my face with his hand.” The house’s decor led me to believe that this was a married man:
“The bric-a-brac with family pictures didn’t scream ‘old queen’ to me; it announced a woman’s influence.
Still, we made our way upstairs. “When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room,
he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me."

(When we were done, ) he took a $20 bill from his wallet, shoved in my front pocket, adding
‘Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here.
Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."

Link:

http://wonkette.com/politics/larry-craig-scandal/exclusive-i-had-sex-with-larry-craig-314897.php

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Excerpt:
“I followed Craig up the alley and through the back door of a house, with him repeating several times,
‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’ and me responding, ‘Right!’ in boyish submission.
As we tiptoed to the stairs to the upper floor, as if somebody else was home, he turned to grope my crotch
and brush my face with his hand.” The house’s decor led me to believe that this was a married man:
“The bric-a-brac with family pictures didn’t scream ‘old queen’ to me; it announced a woman’s influence.
Still, we made our way upstairs. “When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room,
he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me."

(When we were done, ) he took a $20 bill from his wallet, shoved in my front pocket, adding
‘Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here.
Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."

Link:

http://wonkette.com/politics/larry-craig-scandal/exclusive-i-had-sex-with-larry-craig-314897.php

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