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tiswas
22-10-2007, 10:52 AM
This is a spare time project, and it is heavily based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
soglad
22-10-2007, 10:54 AM
Gold! Classic! HAHA
tiswas
22-10-2007, 10:59 AM
This novel Soglad will bring me gold. I am researching good info for it, and it shows how the most intelligent can beleive anything.:)
Who knows it might even be made into a movie.
strider
22-10-2007, 12:42 PM
I think itīs posted in the wrong section...
try here..
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=26
tiswas
22-10-2007, 12:46 PM
Strider, this is about forum talent, which I have plenty of.
Who in God's name do you think you are, you will beleive the moon will blow up won't you if it were in a consiparcy. Weak minds only see weak things, Ok.
strider
22-10-2007, 01:36 PM
Strider, this is about forum talent, which I have plenty of.
Who in God's name do you think you are, you will beleive the moon will blow up won't you if it were in a consiparcy. Weak minds only see weak things, Ok.
You know, I could play this card all day long without losing even a miniscule amount of energy..
You're just abusive and very easy to see through..
If I feel really childish later, I might go and quote all the shitty stuff you've said towards me and bring it up with a couple of mods..
eternal_spirit
22-10-2007, 01:36 PM
This is a spare time project, and it is heavily based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
..................
Hope you post a preview. :)
lilly555
22-10-2007, 03:11 PM
This is a spare time project, and it is heavily based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
hehe as long as it has sex i'll read it...isn't that correct strider?:D
strider
22-10-2007, 03:31 PM
hehe as long as it has sex i'll read it...isn't that correct strider?:D
*says nothing incriminating*
auron
22-10-2007, 03:42 PM
This is a spare time project, and it is heavily based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
I hope there is no swearing in there! :D
tiswas
22-10-2007, 04:10 PM
No there will be no swearing or weirdo sex, but it is based on a guy who is trapped in a cult that believes in anything. He has to do weirdo things, like take drugs, sleep with the Cult leader (who is a self-important man) and so forth. the heroine, a real truthseeker exposes them and all the waffle - that is a bit of the scenerio.
lilly555
22-10-2007, 04:28 PM
http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/28136/2005804947326905231_rs.jpg
strider
22-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Damn it, I like swearing and weirdo sex... Guess this isn't for me then :(
lilly555
22-10-2007, 04:39 PM
Don't worry Strider. You're just not on Tiswas' level of thought yet. I bet you'll be there one day.:D
tiswas
22-10-2007, 04:41 PM
The book is too high brow for you Strider, but as I have an imagination it may be worthy of a read.
strider
22-10-2007, 04:58 PM
The book is too high brow for you Strider, but as I have an imagination it may be worthy of a read.
Seeing as I have a 1:1 masters degree in English Language, I honestly don't think anything written by you will have me low browed.....
auron
22-10-2007, 05:06 PM
lol! :D :cool:
tiswas
22-10-2007, 05:09 PM
I AM LEARNING NEW THINGS AND i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR POXY DEGREE AT ALL, WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE OFFLINE WORLD ENJOYING THIS SUCCESS.
strider
22-10-2007, 05:52 PM
I AM LEARNING NEW THINGS AND i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR POXY DEGREE AT ALL, WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE OFFLINE WORLD ENJOYING THIS SUCCESS.
I'm at work right now if you must know...
tiswas
22-10-2007, 05:55 PM
why are you still logged on.
And a book with too many big words is something to be chucked across the room rather than read.
lilly555
22-10-2007, 06:00 PM
why are you still logged on.
He's a dis-info agent duh. Being logged is a requirement of his job!!
strider
22-10-2007, 06:08 PM
why are you still logged on.
And a book with too many big words is something to be chucked across the room rather than read.
We have internet where I work, and I'm in charge of myself...
Does that answer your question????
tiswas
22-10-2007, 06:42 PM
So am I, and I work for finance OK. By the way my villian will be a guy who claims he is being persecuted and he really deals with the dodgy stuff, like making the really bad movies. The herione will see through her.:)
lilly555
22-10-2007, 06:53 PM
So am I, and I work for finance OK. By the way my villian will be a guy who claims he is being persecuted and he really deals with the dodgy stuff, like making the really bad movies. The herione will see through her.:)
Please tell us much more about the plot of your book.:)
tiswas
22-10-2007, 06:55 PM
It will be called 'The rantings of a false god':)
graflok
22-10-2007, 06:56 PM
And a book with too many big words is something to be chucked across the room rather than read.
Careful you don't hit the cat now.;)
strider
22-10-2007, 06:59 PM
It will be called 'The rantings of a false god':)
I imagine it will be a good book seeing as you know so much about 'rantings' and 'false'...
auron
22-10-2007, 07:10 PM
It will be called 'The rantings of a false god':)
Seriously Tiswas, if you write this book, i would love to read it! :)
graflok
22-10-2007, 08:05 PM
Seriously Tiswas, if you write this book, i would love to read it! :)
I think you already have.
lilly555
22-10-2007, 08:08 PM
I think you already have.
what are you saying that tiswas is really david icke?
or that tiswas has already posted her book in this thread hehe.
Wouldn't that be a hoot is tiswas was really just Icke having us all on. I mean think about it, tiswas lives on the isle of wite, plus she always wants david to be refered to as Icke! :D
graflok
22-10-2007, 08:11 PM
or that tiswas has already posted her book in this thread hehe.
hehe ;)
lilly555
22-10-2007, 08:19 PM
Hey tiswas I could be your editor check out my work so far...
'The rantings of a false god':)
based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
it is based on a guy who is trapped in a cult that believes in anything. He has to do weirdo things, like take drugs, sleep with the Cult leader (who is a self-important man) and so forth. the heroine, a real truthseeker exposes them and all the waffle.
the villian will be a guy who claims he is being persecuted and he really deals with the dodgy stuff, like making the really bad movies. The herione will see through her
one of my heroes, who die a heroic death in this book, is getting poisoned by shrooms and forced to walk in traffic, but it will be a great read.:)
This guru is terrible and he will be exposed in the story.
The guru lived in Russia, and he died in London.
tiswas
22-10-2007, 08:31 PM
one of my heroes, who die a heroic death in this book, is getting poisoned by shrooms and forced to walk in traffic, but it will be a great read.:)
This guru is terrible and he will be exposed in the story.
graflok
22-10-2007, 08:35 PM
one of my heroes ... is getting poisoned by shrooms and forced to walk in traffic
You mean, he moved to Los Angeles?
tiswas
22-10-2007, 08:38 PM
No he lived in Russia, and he died in London.
An excellent story and I have plenty of good info for this, who knows it may be into a movie.:)
lilly555
22-10-2007, 09:08 PM
Well you are an individual and quite astute.
auron
23-10-2007, 01:24 AM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/InYourNovel.jpg
clipwip
23-10-2007, 02:00 AM
Hmm... I thought tiswas said she was leaving a few days ago? At any rate, this novel sounds like a real jewel! All the makings of a classic second-rate hack's musings on tired old material which has been treated by much greater minds over and over again.
Though, I must say it sounds a bit like a thinly-veiled allegory to her views on Icke and his 'shroom-eating disciples. :rolleyes:
I do hope there is a hilarious badass character in it who is always blowing peoples' minds with his gratuitously ostentatious flimflammery and incendiary tomfoolery, possibly named Cliff Wiff or something.
tinmenace
23-10-2007, 02:06 AM
No there will be no swearing or weirdo sex, but it is based on a guy who is trapped in a cult that believes in anything. He has to do weirdo things, like take drugs, sleep with the Cult leader (who is a self-important man) and so forth. the heroine, a real truthseeker exposes them and all the waffle - that is a bit of the scenerio.
A gay conspiracy love story. I hope it has a mountain in it :eek:
tiswas
23-10-2007, 12:33 PM
Also there will be another book, which is sympathetic to Prince Charles.
It is fiction, and it will show him as the victim.
strider
23-10-2007, 01:47 PM
Also there will be another book, which is sympathetic to Prince Charles.
It is fiction, and it will show him as the victim.
http://www.jakesjokes.com/gallery/albums/funnypics_forumstuff/normal_greatstory.jpg
hagbard_celine
23-10-2007, 04:25 PM
This is a spare time project, and it is heavily based on a Cult leader and his followers, who end up being worse of in everyway.
It will have sex, bitchiness and all the good stuff to bring the readers in.
My kind of book!:)
Good luck with it Tis!:cool:
clipwip
23-10-2007, 11:33 PM
Also there will be another book, which is sympathetic to Prince Charles.
It is fiction, and it will show him as the victim.
Getting a bit ahead of yourself! I would focus on getting the first one to press for the time being. ;)
bennett211085
24-10-2007, 08:30 PM
Is the book about david icke by any chance?? ;)
tiswas
25-10-2007, 09:06 AM
Just wait and see.:)
bennett211085
25-10-2007, 04:55 PM
Just wait and see.:)
Can I have a part in it? I'll be good. And I'll send you a christmas card every year.
Just wait and see.:)
Can't wait:rolleyes: