Men Should Have Sex Every Day

[bicycle]

MEN should have sex every day, according to the latest scientific research by men.



Professor Bill McKay, Director of Getting It at the Institute of Men, said: “Men should have sex every day, I can’t put it any simpler than that.”

According to McKay men having sex everyday would have a number of positive health effects for them including:


Men having sex every day
Sex being had by men every day
Loads of rumpy for blokes

Prof McKay said: “Sex, sex, sex, sex, men, men, men, every day, every day, every day. Do you hear what I am saying?”

The professor said he arrived at his breakthrough scientific conclusion after many hard years of not having sex every day.

He said: “I thought to myself that what I really wanted was sex every day, I then factored into the equation that I was a man and after that everything just fell into place.”

Prof McKay’s report Why Men Should Have Sex Every Day by a Really Important Scientist is to be published later this week with an initial print run of three billion.

He is now working on the follow up publication Why Women Should Stop Denying Men From Having Sex Every Day When it is Proven by Scientists that Men Should Have Sex Every Day.

Asked if it was also true that men having sex every day improved the quality of their sperm and maximised their chances of getting their partners pregnant the professor said: “I couldn’t give a toss.”

[eternal_spirit]

Right hand Monday left hand Tuesday and so on.

[filip]

What's your point, bicycle?

[i_am]

The point is, I think this should be in the humour section :D

Bicycle likes to play around with things :eek: errr! you know what I mean.

[de_shit]

Heres my thought on sex. I think that its harmful. Think of every relationship thats gone bad. Has the couple had sex? Most likely. Theres why. But I suppose that the relationship goes well at first because some guys are assholes that are nice at first to get some ass and when they've had their pussy they are like "fuck you bitch, you're a one night stand" and up and go.

I talked to my friend about this, and he said "well what are you supposed to do with women if you cant fuck them?" I told him to take them to a park or something. Hes like "she already wanted me to do that and it was boring as hell, nigga". Yes I hang out with the elusive wigger, a common type of generation y'er. A white dude who thinks hes a black dude and says nigga when I know he wont say it in front of a black person. But I would and probably will do so in the future to see what happens.

[hagbard_celine]

Doctor, write me up for a repeat prescription!:D;)

[megafish33]

Right hand Monday left hand Tuesday and so on.

Sorry to hear ;)

lol Would be a funny script though... Rx: Smashin', once daily, 5 refills

[tejas]

No wonder i feel so ill :D

[kblood]

Nice post :) I can only agree :D What a great way to make science :p

[gorgeousbutterfly]

depends what of sex we are talking about here. and i find it kinda sexist that its males and not females, when females want it just as much if not more. (especially as we get older) sex for physical gratification is poison to the soul but sex for love thats a different story.

[clipwip]

Heres my thought on sex. I think that its harmful. Think of every relationship thats gone bad. Has the couple had sex? Most likely. Theres why. But I suppose that the relationship goes well at first because some guys are assholes that are nice at first to get some ass and when they've had their pussy they are like "fuck you bitch, you're a one night stand" and up and go.

I talked to my friend about this, and he said "well what are you supposed to do with women if you cant fuck them?" I told him to take them to a park or something. Hes like "she already wanted me to do that and it was boring as hell, nigga". Yes I hang out with the elusive wigger, a common type of generation y'er. A white dude who thinks hes a black dude and says nigga when I know he wont say it in front of a black person. But I would and probably will do so in the future to see what happens.

Err.. How can you contest Hard Science such as was presented?! Being a mystic, I can tell you that Science and Spirituality are dovetailing more and more frequently as we approach the New Age of Enlightenment. The Ancients (all male) have been encoding hardcore porn into Scripture since the dawn of Modern Man. Only now are we rediscovering our True Heritage.

[clipwip]

depends what of sex we are talking about here. and i find it kinda sexist that its males and not females, when females want it just as much if not more. (especially as we get older) sex for physical gratification is poison to the soul but sex for love thats a different story.

Ever heard of the Devil? That's the reason for the conundrum. Guys are jumping out of their skin by the age of 14-15 to fuck you all and then when we start to calm down and we're both getting old and whithered, you're just realizing that, "gee, I really like having sex!" Doh!

[smariot]

depends what of sex we are talking about here. and i find it kinda sexist that its males and not females, when females want it just as much if not more. (especially as we get older) sex for physical gratification is poison to the soul but sex for love thats a different story.

It's a given that women need to have sex every day too, otherwise the men will be stuck having sex with each other. I suspect some individuals might consider that worse than no sex at all.

[route2reality]

Friendlings ..... Sex is one of the 3 natural activities that mankind and womankind need to do. 3 basic needs that have to be fulfilled. If we don´t, we feel hungry. 1. Eating (gives us pleasure and if not we die) 2. Drinking (gives us pleasure and if not we die) 3. Sex (gives us pleasure and if not we die (out) ...

Very strong forces. If a man needs to spray every day, then women need to get pregnant every year. If not ... we are not doing what we are supposed to do ... which is reproducing... it´s the strongest force on earth.

So if you are feeling hungry, like you want to eat all the time, or drink all the time, or having sex all the time .... it means you are out of balance. You are starving in a way, or you have been, and you are trying to make up for it.

When the urge comes to you, and if you are lucky enough to be able to fulfill it .... do so. Eat as much as you have to, drink yourself silly, and wank til you are sick of it.

The most improtant thing in all this is - when you are fulfilling your needs - don´t ever do it on anyone elses expence. Eat, but not others food, drink, but not others water (and if you want to drink alcohol .. make sure you do it without hurting others, or yourself!) And have sex ... with yourself or others - as long as the other is someone you care about. Do not get yourselves into the porn industry, if you got perverted ideas - keep them in your head and act upon them there ... then realise you only crave that sort of sex because of the industry, the guiltmachine or your past.... your lack of knowledge of the REAL sexual experience, which goes above all the visuals ... to the feelingexperience.

Relieve yourself (your body´s natural functions) and enjoy it. Understand your natural state has been neglected by the systems, and do what your body desires. If you have an urge to come 5 times in a day - do so. But remember .... skip the guilt-trip ... and never NEVER hurt anyone else while doing it. I promise when you have had an orgie in your mind for a couple of years, you will one day feel .... " i´m fulfilled, i´m not hungry anymore"

If you never seem to reach to that state .... you need to seriosly think about starting giving yourself some hardcore real love. Lack of love, cuddles and stroking, sleeping with someone and all them lovely things we do with someone special, will kill you if you do not get it. (it´s one of the basic needs, after the 3 urgent)
So then you have to start acting like YOU are the one to love. It can seem strange ... stroking, holding and cuddling oneself ... but it´s a very good way of fullfilling important needs, the body does not know it´s it self ... it just needs the stroking and touching for survival. (like cats, they constantly lick themselves, not just for cleaness but to give their bodies stimulation)

So good luck out there all you wankers !! (sorry ... couldnt resist it ... im a wanker to)

Love from over here!! /// bless

[celtic isis]

Right hand Monday left hand Tuesday and so on.

hahahaha! :D

look everyone should have more sex then the world would be a happier place :) lol :rolleyes:

sex is over rated, it's better when you don't for awhile and then you do again :)

everyday you get fed up, everything gets numb lol

your knob will fall off ;)

the age old thing that oh men are animals, they need to reproduce to keep the species alive, therefore they need sex everyday...rubbish. We're not animals. Darwin was WRONG and so is this quackster of a doc lol

[celtic isis]

Friendlings ..... Sex is one of the 3 natural activities that mankind and womankind need to do. 3 basic needs that have to be fulfilled. If we don´t, we feel hungry. 1. Eating (gives us pleasure and if not we die) 2. Drinking (gives us pleasure and if not we die) 3. Sex (gives us pleasure and if not we die (out) ...

Very strong forces. If a man needs to spray every day, then women need to get pregnant every year. If not ... we are not doing what we are supposed to do ... which is reproducing... it´s the strongest force on earth.

So if you are feeling hungry, like you want to eat all the time, or drink all the time, or having sex all the time .... it means you are out of balance. You are starving in a way, or you have been, and you are trying to make up for it.

When the urge comes to you, and if you are lucky enough to be able to fulfill it .... do so. Eat as much as you have to, drink yourself silly, and wank til you are sick of it.

The most improtant thing in all this is - when you are fulfilling your needs - don´t ever do it on anyone elses expence. Eat, but not others food, drink, but not others water (and if you want to drink alcohol .. make sure you do it without hurting others, or yourself!) And have sex ... with yourself or others - as long as the other is someone you care about. Do not get yourselves into the porn industry, if you got perverted ideas - keep them in your head and act upon them there ... then realise you only crave that sort of sex because of the industry, the guiltmachine or your past.... your lack of knowledge of the REAL sexual experience, which goes above all the visuals ... to the feelingexperience.

Relieve yourself (your body´s natural functions) and enjoy it. Understand your natural state has been neglected by the systems, and do what your body desires. If you have an urge to come 5 times in a day - do so. But remember .... skip the guilt-trip ... and never NEVER hurt anyone else while doing it. I promise when you have had an orgie in your mind for a couple of years, you will one day feel .... " i´m fulfilled, i´m not hungry anymore"

If you never seem to reach to that state .... you need to seriosly think about starting giving yourself some hardcore real love. Lack of love, cuddles and stroking, sleeping with someone and all them lovely things we do with someone special, will kill you if you do not get it. (it´s one of the basic needs, after the 3 urgent)
So then you have to start acting like YOU are the one to love. It can seem strange ... stroking, holding and cuddling oneself ... but it´s a very good way of fullfilling important needs, the body does not know it´s it self ... it just needs the stroking and touching for survival. (like cats, they constantly lick themselves, not just for cleaness but to give their bodies stimulation)

So good luck out there all you wankers !! (sorry ... couldnt resist it ... im a wanker to)

Love from over here!! /// bless

what a lovely post :) wise words there ;)

[hagbard_celine]

what a lovely post :) wise words there ;)


True. At the end of the day we can make love to six women any time we want: Little Miss Palm and her five pink sisters!:D

It's actually unhealthy not to experience sexual release when you feel the urge. The taboo against masturbation, through biblical texts like the story of Onan, is potentially a cause of pathologies.