Swearing at Work Can Cut Stress

[lookfar]

Hehe I just saw this on the BBC News & thought I'd share it with you all (well especially for tiswas actually;)) Funny as fuck eh, lol!!:D:p

Swearing at work helps employees cope with stress, academics at a Norfolk university have said.

A study by Norwich's University of East Anglia (UEA) into leadership styles found the use of "taboo language" boosted team spirit.

Professor Yehuda Baruch, professor of management, warned that attempts to prevent workers from swearing could have a negative impact.

Swearing at work can cut stress full story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7047536.stm)

Shit, I think it's great news, I can keep swearing at work, knowing that I'm "developing and maintaining solidarity", it's fan-fucking-tastic, lol!!:D

[lightbeing]

Hehe I just saw this on the BBC News & thought I'd share it with you all (well especially for tiswas actually;)) Funny as fuck eh, lol!!:D:p



Swearing at work can cut stress full story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7047536.stm)

Shit, I think it's great news, I can keep swearing at work, knowing that I'm "developing and maintaining solidarity", it's fan-fucking-tastic, lol!!:D

Hi Lookfar:)

Well, FUCK A DOODLE DO, great news, I always direct bad language at my screen at work!!LOL;):D:D

[tinmenace]

Here are more Stress-Buster techniques:


Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. When you do emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
Hang mistletoe over your desk.
Talk to your mouse as if it is a C.B. radio.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

[qasrose]

thanks for the pointers :D

[lookfar]

Here are more Stress-Buster techniques:


Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. When you do emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
Hang mistletoe over your desk.
Talk to your mouse as if it is a C.B. radio.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.



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[tiswas]

This is Terrible news, WHY WHY WHY?

Hardly very original ways to express are they, and its shows a sheeple mentality.

[de_shit]

Tinmenace is a beast, dude. That shits funny as hell.

[cf24]

Fukin bollocks twat shit wanker bastard...... I feel great!:D

[lightbeing]

This is Terrible news, WHY WHY WHY?

Hardly very original ways to express are they, and its shows a sheeple mentality.

Barh Barh Barh Barh..........;):D:D

[lookfar]

This is Terrible news, WHY WHY WHY?

Hardly very original ways to express are they, and its shows a sheeple mentality.

They're just words tiswas, it's only YOU who is letting them get to you! As Icke quite rightly explains fully in "I Am Me I Am Free"...:D

[tiswas]

I have read that, if sandwich was a cussword, but it's hardly original is it not.
F this something sounds like nothing original at all, and besides it very RUDE to swear esp in front of the kiddies and ladies.

[lightbeing]

They're just words tiswas, it's only YOU who is letting them get to you! As Icke quite rightly explains fully in "I Am Me I Am Free"...:D

Agreed Lookfar:)

[lightbeing]

I have read that, if sandwich was a cussword, but it's hardly original is it not.
F this something sounds like nothing original at all, and besides it very RUDE to swear esp in front of the kiddies and ladies.

I agree about the kids, but ladies, don't think I know any of them!;):D:D

[tiswas]

Ugly words, but I prefer wit. swearing is very oik like.

[tinmenace]

Maybe when you've read I Am Me, I Am Free (http://www.davidickebooks.co.uk/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=9/affiliate/idevaffiliate.php?id=288_0_1_7), you'll see it differently, and also appreciate that not everyone sees cussing the same way.

[lightbeing]

Ugly words, but I prefer wit. swearing is very oik like.

I have wit!;) I like the word oik!:D

[lookfar]

I have read that, if sandwich was a cussword, but it's hardly original is it not.
F this something sounds like nothing original at all, and besides it very RUDE to swear esp in front of the kiddies and ladies.

Well I personally think it's one of the most universal words around, you can use it in almost any fucking sentence, lol!!:D Of course I don't use it around young kids, I do have some standards, lol!:p

[tinmenace]

I have wit!;) I like the word oik!:D

Ah! Foik this!


:D

[lookfar]

Ah! Foik this!

:D



Haha nice one tin, a new forum word to replace "fook"!! Foiking hell, that's brilliant, lol!!;):p

[tinmenace]

:D

[lightbeing]

Haha nice one tin, a new forum word to replace "fook"!! Foiking hell, that's brilliant, lol!!;):p

Nooo lookfar, you can't get rid of FOOK, I invented that one!:D

[lookfar]

Nooo lookfar, you can't get rid of FOOK, I invented that one!:D

Aw for fooks sake LB honey, I'll just have to foiking use them both then won't I, lol!!:rolleyes::D:p

[lightbeing]

Aw for fooks sake LB honey, I'll just have to foiking use them both then won't I, lol!!:rolleyes::D:p

You sure fooking, foiking, fecking, fawking will lookfar!!LOL;):D

[lookfar]

You sure fooking, foiking, fecking, fawking will lookfar!!LOL;):D

For fooks, foiks, fucks, fecks, fawks sake, how am I gonna beat that, lol!!:D;)
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[lightbeing]

For fooks, foiks, fucks, fecks, fawks sake, how am I gonna beat that, lol!!:D;)
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You got me there!LOL:D

[lookfar]

You got me there!LOL:D

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Hehe, sorry I'm but in a stupid mood, lol!!:p