Live From Congress:New Program Will Defend Against

[whightknight]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/proposed_classified_bill_will

Above is a link to a new release request by congress for an unknown amount of money for well classified reasons that sound damn scary. The discriptions of enormous size depicts "possible" reptilian Ciakars/Dracos coming up after events pending. If trouble with link please read the scripted version I did last night.

:confused::mad:

Republican Paul Haller
2007


Congress shall now vote for approval of HR8791. The homeland terrorism preparedness bill ‘a said bill requests emergency response funding up to and including
“Comment: I’m sorry this section is classified”
dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from
“Comment: um Classified”
funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled and if said intact at least to more than 80% of national population being affected by
“Comment: Classified”

This funding shall commence in conjunction with the first attack on
“Comment: um Classified”
Or the first large scale outbreak of
“Comment: Classified”
Depending upon of which comes first, civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of
“Comment: Classified”
Including eradiated
“Comment: Classified”
With possibility of
“Comment: Classified”
Airborne
“Comment: Classified”
Flesh eating
“Comment: Classified”
And or all of the above in such event as
“Comment: Classified”
Spewing
“Comment: Classified”
Escape.
Are released or otherwise become uncontrollable.

Air force units they also be directed to combat said
“Comment: Classified”
Due to their enormous size and their other worldly strengths.

Should event occur in urban areas :Pause
“Comment: Jesus and then more silence”
“Comment:that’s Classified

Far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties uh exceed
“Comment: Classified”
Body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be re-allocated to
“Comment: Classified”
Underground
“Comment: Classified”
Protected birthing centres.
A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by
“Comment: Classified”

Having now reviewed the bill I ask you to please cast your votes.

END

[graflok]

Now, that is weird. :eek:

[amercury]

That's funny

[mynameis]

Umm...I don't know about you, but what the hell is this?
Due to their enormous size and their other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas :Pause “Comment: Jesus and then more silence” “Comment:that’s Classified

Giant Atomic Cockroaches & Rats?

[malvern]

I can only say that my views are CLASSIFIED...... just say yes you brain dead sheeple.... how could you cast a vote, they make it bullshit and hide behind it...... ther should never be a hinden agender and while there is we are all fcked:mad:


freedom and openess:)

[culturecreator]

Is this clip legit? (Looks it)
Just wondering, because the skull fucking one (clip) is certainly not legit. lol

[john67]

Is this clip legit? (Looks it)
Just wondering, because the skull fucking one (clip) is certainly not legit. lol

Rense says it is a hoax today.

[de_shit]

Onion is not a reliable source you piece of communist shit. That video is fake. If you want to post stupid shit like this, please put it in the humor section.

[de_shit]

The people who fell for this being legit feel stupid as hell now hopefully. It just shows how much people check others sources to their info.

[whightknight]

To those that think this video is stupid then why do you not see what David Icke has been saying all along. Media is a tool of illuminati. Whatch his freedom to fascism again and sit back and learn. The congress building is this video. The signs are in your face and you say it is shit! Don't you think it is weird this is released to Onion as a joke!!! Maybe if you look in the background then research what congress do in their passing bills and how they do it, may just shed some light on it for you.
After all 9-11 was obvious after someone told you to use your brain to see the obvious.
Now research this cause it may be our last insight into how congress are all completely controlled.

Now there is also a distinct difference with the way people said this is shit and commy!
Congatulations you showed you are by refusing to atleast stand outside the box and see. You are on a side and david icke showed time and time again this is their game and you fell in to it. Closed minded are we?? Research it........and see for yourself. Thanks for the comments.

By the way I don't arrive at these things with out looking at it in depth. David ickes freedom to fascism and allex collier happened to be what I watched and this video shows there is truth to the conspiracy. Atleast this proves they in government are under enormous pressure by these belief systems and they affect how we sheeple lose our rights as sovereign entities. It all follows the path shown by many researchers. To those that have trouble grasping history to the present I believe Icke has shown a great amount of detail and from that we can also see others encounters and experiencers and the only way to find the truth from governments is when you see like in this video of congress that is very real in the forefront and to be classified as they do in congress this way maybe you need to look at what was not said and see the real picture.
Scares me and at the same token it emboldens me that I may be on the path to awakening. AS DAVID ICKE said............ Your choice! make it! I don't need to worry about bad opinions because I need to see and understand this for me. Thank me

[mynameis]

There is no Senator named Paul Haller. If everyone doesn't know what the Onion is, they'll find out eventually.

[whightknight]

To those that feel they have been lied to about Onions video of so called John Haller, I put to you a question? Yes there is no J Haller rep from pennsylvania but please look in the background and tell me if this isn't actually congress it self? I would like to believe his talk is a joke but researching this further and the pics attached may change your perspective a little. I see this to be a fake would mean asking congress to participate in order to use their building and also you need to ask why? Then again I say this guy really asked for money and yes this is congress but like you WHO is he!? I am working on it like many but please look and go to the congress sites and view their own sessions. The fake isn't fake. Just his name maybe?

[whightknight]

number 2 pic

[whightknight]

No 3 Hope this shows that we need to look at lot closer than before.

[cacadores]

To those that feel they have been lied to about Onions video of so called John Haller, I put to you a question? Yes there is no J Haller rep from pennsylvania but please look in the background and tell me if this isn't actually congress it self?
No need to get worked up. Faking is a vicarious thrill: why not admit people fake things for fun? Let's consider:

If the US Government wants money, they can make up the reason. The Pentagon loses trillions every year: it really is no problem.

The amount of money is classified? Illegal by house rules.

Is it the real Congress? Yes. Empty.

Is it difficult to superimpose a person onto film of an empty chamber? Takes about 5 minutes.

Is the speaker real? No.

Do you hear any gasps from the others present? No

Can a non-real congressman propose bills? Nope.

So, what's more likely - fake or no fake?

Is it rocket science?

[nessa felagund]

There is no Senator named Paul Haller. If everyone doesn't know what the Onion is, they'll find out eventually.

Some people are obviously confused about the Onion and what it is. So to clear up any further misunderstandings, please read this:

The Onion is an American "fake news" organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000[1] and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old per the 2008 media kit.

The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined. It parodies traditional newspaper features, such as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes, as well as traditional newspaper layout and AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy items, and by playing off of commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drugs War."

A second part of the newspaper is a non-satirical entertainment section called The A.V. Club that features interviews and reviews of various newly-released media, and other weekly features. The print edition also contains restaurant reviews and previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The online incarnation of The A.V. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features (including the syndicated weekly sex advice column Savage Love), A.V. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as a separate entity from The Onion itself.

I got this off of wikepedia--oh the irony. ;):D

[lightworks]

just to settle the argument about Rep john haller
http://www.pagop.org/officials/statehouse.aspx
I couldnt find mr haller there
but its suprising how many of these people appear to be full blood reptilians..have a closer look

[horseflesh]

Seems to me that some people will believe anything... even when it's been shown to be a hoax. It's no wonder people ridicule 'conspiracy theorists'. Question everything!.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31802

[cycles of time]

Lmfao Its The Onion

im surprised this isnt up on INFOWARS as REAL "ILLUMINATI EXPOSING" NEWS REPORTING

and then somehow,mexicans will get blamed

[cycles of time]

just To Settle The Argument About rep John Haller
http://www.pagop.org/officials/statehouse.aspx
I Couldnt Find Mr Haller There
But Its Suprising How Many Of These People Appear To Be Full Blood Reptilians..have A Closer Look

Lmfaaaaaaaaao


and they look like ordinary middle americans to me

[cycles of time]

morons, CSPAN /CSPAN 2 RUNS ALL DAY, there are infinite recording possibilities of empty rooms, half full rooms,and full rooms

dude, have you seen any movies lately .. COMPUTER GRAPHICS CAN SIMULATE ANYTHING

jeez i think some of you only visit david icke and alex jones forums,and completely shut off the outside world

[jhado]

The Onion is a comedy channel folks..........there are some hilarious vids on there :)

[cacadores]

Spot the odd one out.
http://www.pagop.org/images/house/pyle.jpghttp://www.pagop.org/images/house/hickernell.jpg
http://www.pagop.org/images/house/beyer.jpg
http://www.pagop.org/images/house/mustio.jpghttp://www.pagop.org/images/house/reichley.jpghttp://www.pagop.org/images/house/boback.jpg
http://www.reptilephotos.com/data/527/pose.jpg













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