A Poll

[auron]

Without a poll.

There once was an old man from Calcutta
Who was having a wank in the gutter
A woman went by
She got spunk in her eye
And thought it was Ireland's best butter

Nice rymhe Auron, but it's funny for only you.

Did you crack a smile reading that??

[strider]

It was more of a darwinesque sardonic up curler to be precise..:rolleyes:

[lookfar]

Without a poll.

There once was an old man from Calcutta
Who was having a wank in the gutter
A woman went by
She got spunk in her eye
And thought it was Ireland's best butter

Did you crack a smile reading that??

PMSL auron, I've just laughed out loud at that (& at work too, doh!!:o) :D

[auron]

:p

[snoopsnuffleopagus]

Cordial Felicitations Auron:

The 'Limerick' you present is both: Vulgar and Base....

That said, Its pretty fuckin' funny!

Kind Regards: Snoopsnuffleopagus

[tiswas]

are you taking the piss of my heritage, I don't give a shit, cos INDIANS are strong people and like the Chinese/Russians we have standards OK. Look what happened to jade. NO career.:D:D:D

[auron]

are you taking the piss of my heritage, I don't give a shit, cos INDIANS are strong people and like the Chinese/Russians we have standards OK. Look what happened to jade. NO career.:D:D:D
I didn't write it!!

It was a blatant copy and paste job, just like i do with everything because i can't be arsed typing. :D

[tiswas]

But it does degrade the Irish as well. But seriously funny things to me is seeing the faces of Bush and co when they are OUTTED over the 9/11 coverup.

[auron]

But it does degrade the Irish as well. But seriously funny things to me is seeing the faces of Bush and co when they are OUTTED over the 9/11 coverup.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7334/smileykissmc1.gif

[Mo0n5tar]

Good one Auron..

There once was a man from newcastle,
who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
he sent it by train,
with a note to explain,
that it came from his grandmothers arsehole...

[tejas]

Im indian and I think it is a fair representation of my peoples

[auron]

Good one Auron..

There once was a man from newcastle,
who wrapped up a shit in a parcel,
he sent it by train,
with a note to explain,
that it came from his grandmothers arsehole...



:D

There was once a young man named Sprocket
Who went to the moon in a rocket
The rocket blew up
He shouted "Oh fuck"
And his balls ended up in his pocket

[tiswas]

Indian people, really are not known for their sense of humour. In Asia, it's the Japenese who have the humour.
Indian peoples have worked bloody hard to have a great standard of life, and we are trying to do our best. Did you know India is the only country in the world where the boys outnumber the girls.
Even though there are many things I hate about India, I love the strong culture and scenery of India. Also I love the fact that Hollywood movies and US culture has not been very strong in India. I love the fact of the individual looks of the Indians.

[snoopsnuffleopagus]

Cordial Felineitations, TisWas:

I Love, Admire & Respect all Peoples, from the Inuit Peoples of the North to the Xingus in the South.

All Humans need: Fertile Ground, Good Water.

Access to the Sea is a nice Plus.

We are all the same.

Kind Regards: Snoopsnuffleopagus

[on the road]

yep its funny that :D