People really are stupid

[manxboz]

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant
Husband claims "anything is possible"

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant


Sorry but how the fuck can he even accept that, what did he get a bullet to the brain or something.

[apollo_gnomon]

Is this from the Onion?

[thedefender]

I have always accepted the fact that one should expect the unexpected. However, this sounds like complete BS. If true......then I could see this as an episode for Jerry Springer.

[cleopatraxxx]

LOL...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

[astrocreep]

"TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant.

[dragon fang]

Lol.
I guess Illuminati got a new gen of dump people...

[ennui]

I didn't wear protection when I went to see Avatar. Am I going to have blues babies?

[candykorn_85]

LOL...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

One of my favourite quotes of all time. :]

[jojo]

lol, its like its lifted straight from the pages of VIZ :D

[phemohilia]

Wow, it's like they're not even trying anymore.... :rolleyes:

[coco]

There's 3D porn?

[phemohilia]

There's 3D porn?



Gives a WHOLE NEW meaning to the phrase "comin' at ya!!!" :eek: :D

[manxboz]

Do you think that's how it happend? The 3D cock spurted and it covered her?

[flyermay]

3D porn, holy spirit... different times, same excuse... :eek: :D :p

[manxboz]

3d porn, holy spirit... Different times, same excuse... :eek: :d :p

lmao

[coco]

Gives a WHOLE NEW meaning to the phrase "comin' at ya!!!" :eek: :D

I know, I thought about that. 3D money shot.....Ewwwwww!!

Do you think that's how it happend? The 3D cock spurted and it covered her?


Lol! According to her. Hope she had the mop handy.

Ewwwww!!!

When I was married, I don't think there was an 'adult entertainment supercenter' in town I didn't visit to buy my husband's porns and I never saw one in 3D so it must be a new thing.

He didn't like going to those stores often.

[manxfaerie]

Oh.........my.........god....... maybe that's why I just gave birth to an indian baby.. was watching the bollywood channel in 3D!

[1977]

The article is fake. From the comments:

we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the "sensationalist" with the byline "the newspaper exempt from truth".

Just Saying...

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78

Original post:

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113

And from the site itself:
A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.

"People really are stupid," you say?

[manxboz]

The article is fake. From the comments:

we do know that the source for this is a Brazilian online paper called the "sensationalist" with the byline "the newspaper exempt from truth".

Just Saying...

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78

Original post:

http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=156:mulher-engravidou-vendo-filme-porno-3d&catid=40:mundo&Itemid=113

And from the site itself:
A week ago we published an article about a woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a 3d porn movie. The article was fake and we used a photo that we found on the internet. Unfortunatelly, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention. Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology. That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live they’re own lives. We apologize for taking their photo and wrongfully putting it in our article. Please, do not publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humor site. Nothing here is real.

"People really are stupid," you say?


Yep, as it was clearly crap and people believed it.

[phemohilia]

Oh.........my.........god....... maybe that's why I just gave birth to an indian baby.. was watching the bollywood channel in 3D!



Bahhahahahahahahahaha!!!! :D

[xeon]

This sounds too stupid, but it is actually believable, because people can be THAT stupid, you know.

Thanks for the laugh :D

[d_man_infest]

That is too bizarre. But at first glance it doesn't sound like it's real, more like it's madeup... well, reading the thread, it seems that was what happened. Funny, but the joke was on us.

[ellis_deatrip]

"stupidity is the basic building block of the whole universe"-Frank Zappa

[d_man_infest]

LOL...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

yep love this quote however ... on closer examination, what an elitist and misanthropic thing to say

[coal]

:eek: