Inappropriate funeral songs

[manxfaerie]

So we have inappropriate wedding songs... so how about funeral songs??

Cremation

Disco Inferno- Burn Baby Burn

Johnny Cash- Ring of Fire

Elvis Presley- Burning Love (teehee)

Nirvana- Lake of Fire


Burial

Michael Jackson- Thriller (hehe)

Inappropriate... just inappropriate

Marvin Gaye- Lets get it on

Village People- YMCA

Misfits/Metallica- Die Die Die, my Darling

The Wizard of Oz- Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

GO NUTS PEOPLE!!! :D

[jp13]

Loose Fit by Happy Mondays

[martg]

Comfortably numb - Pink Floyd

Hell aint a bad place to be - AC/DC

Bodies - Sex Pistols

Take me to the hospital -The Prodigy

Into Dust - Mazzy Star

No Heaven - DJ Champion

Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads

Try Not To Breathe - REM

Slipping away - Moby

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

[from beyond]

Diggin up bones by Randy Travis

[jammasterj13]

Smack ma Bitch Up - The Prodigy

[from beyond]

flintstones theme song

[size_of_light]

Stayin' Alive

[manxboz]

Queen-can't sop me now

Paint it black-any version

Bloodhound Gang-I Hope you Die

Frankie Goes to Hollywood- Relax

Lady Gaga- So happy I could Die

Oh and ManxFaerie you stole my Burn Baby Burn you know I want that played at my FUNeral

[size_of_light]

Return of the Living Dead Burn the Flames - YouTube

[manxfaerie]

flintstones theme song

:eek: hehehe yes that would be VERRRYYYY inappropriate! :D

[manxfaerie]

Oh and ManxFaerie you stole my Burn Baby Burn you know I want that played at my FUNeral

Prove it :rolleyes:

[manxboz]

Prove it :rolleyes:

hehe:D

[chrysoprase]

Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Numb - Linkin Park

[earlgrey]

Celebrate good times, come on!

[manxfaerie]

Celebrate good times, come on!

Hehehe you rock!

[chrysoprase]

Bend Me Shape Me - American Breed

So You've Had a Bad Day - ??

Let's Dance - David Bowie

Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie

Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of - U2

King of Pain - Police

Damn I Wish I was Your Lover - Sophie B Hawkins

Death Disco - Public Image Ltd.

You've Got Your Troubles, I've Got Mine - the Fortunes

[manxfaerie]

Drowning Pool- Let the bodies hit the floor

[earlgrey]

Rigor Mortis - Bodily Dismemberment

HA!

[manxfaerie]

Rigor Mortis - Bodily Dismemberment

HA!

:eek::eek: :eek:Oh wow..... who's gonna top that?!

[nofuture]

Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees

[martg]

:eek::eek: :eek:Oh wow..... who's gonna top that?!

how about this one?

Reek of Putrefaction - Carcass

[manxfaerie]

how about this one?

Reek of Putrefaction - Carcass

beautiful... just beautiful *wipes away a tear*

[martg]

beautiful... just beautiful *wipes away a tear*

:D

[ozpixie]

Locomotion
If you go away (on a summer's day)
I've had the time of my life...
Theme to the Bugs Bunny Show :)

[manxfaerie]

Locomotion
If you go away (on a summer's day)
I've had the time of my life...
Theme to the Bugs Bunny Show :)

You are just twisted....twisted!!!

[ozpixie]

You are just twisted....twisted!!!

Awww but ya luv me anyway!

[exford]

Another one bites the dust....Queen.

Born to be Alive......????

[connection]

As the coffin moves slowly towards the burning flames;

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Sex on Fire, Kings of Leon :D

[merlincove]

Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme) - YouTube

couldn't resist, it works for both :rolleyes:

[merlincove]

marilyn manson - this is the new shit music video - YouTube

i have made arrangements for this to be played at mine :eek:

:D

Oh yeah.

[moondancer]

Living in a Box - Living in a Box 2005 - YouTube

livin in a box..

:D

[moondancer]

oo ooo

Soul II Soul - Keep On Movin' - YouTube

keep on movin..

:D

[lookfar]

PMSL moonthang, good ones hun!:D:D

How about this one, Tomorrow from Annie?:p

Tomorrow (annie) Lyrics - YouTube

[moondancer]

Nice bit of cheese there lookster :D im laughing too!

How about..

Frighty & Colonel Mite - life is what you make it.. raggamuffin love - YouTube

Lifffffe.. is what you make it!

:D

awww reminds me of being young n goin to the blues.. :D

[moondancer]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Just breathe.. (lovely track)

im laughing.. this is right naughty :p

:D

[moondancer]

Raise The Dead (Love From San Francisco dub) by Kimbu Kimra - YouTube

raise the dead.. (kimbu kmira)

The Fray - How To Save A Life + Lyrics - YouTube

how to save a life... (the fray)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

fire.. (kasabian)

Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes lyrics - YouTube

open ya eyes.. (snow patrol)


ok ill stop..

:D

[crystalline]

I went to the cremation service of a dear friend of mine where the songs he chose put a smile on everyone's face:

We went into the service to the dulcit notes of "The Whole of the Moon" by the Waterboys and came out of the cremation to the raucous encore of "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf.

Everyone was smiling, because we knew that he was smilling with us.

[moondancer]

I went to the cremation service of a dear friend of mine where the songs he chose put a smile on everyone's face:

We went into the service to the dulcit notes of "The Whole of the Moon" by the Waterboys and came out of the cremation to the raucous encore of "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf.

Everyone was smiling, because we knew that he was smilling with us.

what a great way to be remembered :) id want people smiling and a right good do after!

[crystalline]

what a great way to be remembered :) id want people smiling and a right good do after!



It was that too, we all went to our favourite local and spent the entire day sharing jokes and spliffs :D

[moondancer]

It was that too, we all went to our favourite local and spent the entire day sharing jokes and spliffs :D

now ya talking :D your friend would have been proud.. im sure :) x

[crystalline]

now ya talking :D your friend would have been proud.. im sure :) x

I know he would have been, this is slightly off topic but got to mention it due to synchronicity as I was just thinking about this the other day. He has also affirmed his presence to me twice since his death, both times have given great comfort and hope to me in times of emotional despair. :)

[sxmrx]

I have , seriously in my living will "Monkey Gone To Heaven" By The Pixies.

I work with primates and I think it'll give em a bit of a laugh.

Interesting lyrics too.

"There was a guy
An underwater guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
From New York and New Jersey

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole now
There's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is going to burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

Rock me, Joe!

If man is 5
If man is 5
If man is 5

Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6

And if the devil is 6
Then God is 7
And God is 7
And God is 7

This monkey's gone to heaven"

[dreamweaver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

couldn't resist, it works for both :rolleyes:

Will they play that at AJ's funeral? ;)

[evillive]

Nirvana-Where did u sleep last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHl-P_arVA

[manxfaerie]

I have , seriously in my living will "Monkey Gone To Heaven" By The Pixies.

I work with primates and I think it'll give em a bit of a laugh.

Interesting lyrics too.

"There was a guy
An underwater guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
From New York and New Jersey

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole now
There's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is going to burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

Rock me, Joe!

If man is 5
If man is 5
If man is 5

Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6

And if the devil is 6
Then God is 7
And God is 7
And God is 7

This monkey's gone to heaven"


I absolutely love that song!

[standuptothisshit]

One of my friends steadfastly insists that she wants 'Ding dong, the witch is dead' played at her funeral. :rolleyes:

[diamond dogs]

This has to be the most misrepresented song played at a funeral..
It should be renamed.. My Way (Not)

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've travelled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

[ozpixie]

An Urban Legend type story reckons this was allegedly put into a daily death notices column:
You were a rotten bastard
Bad things you said and did
And now we'll have a party
To celebrate your death

[ozpixie]

Just change the name of the country and this one must take the cake!

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

[phemohilia]

Misfits/Metallica - Die Die Die, My Darling





One of my all time favorite songs, it just kicks ALL THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metallica - Die, Die My Darling | with lyrics - YouTube

[phemohilia]

I have , seriously in my living will "Monkey Gone To Heaven" By The Pixies.

I work with primates and I think it'll give em a bit of a laugh.

Interesting lyrics too.

"There was a guy
An underwater guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
From New York and New Jersey

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole now
There's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is going to burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too

This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven
This monkey's gone to heaven

Rock me, Joe!

If man is 5
If man is 5
If man is 5

Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6
Then the devil is 6

And if the devil is 6
Then God is 7
And God is 7
And God is 7

This monkey's gone to heaven"


That is an AWESOME song by an AWESOME band!!!!! :D

[bornfree]

I Will Survive - YouTube

[sandfordhilldave]

Some excellent choices so far guys....

We cremated my old man to rat in mi kitchen by UB40 (his choice).

It actually made for a good atmosphere :)